One day, Xiao said to me, can I tell you a story? I agreed.
He told me with relish. He said that once upon a time, there was a fool who said nothing no matter what others asked him.
Little boy suddenly cut in and asked me if I had heard of it. I said no, and he repeated it several times, but I still saidno. By the time I realized it, he had already escaped.
I will tell you this story in the future, but no one has been cheated. I've been thinking, am I slow? Not only have others fooled me, but I have also had the experience of fooling others. That day, I solemnly told Xiao B that his sister had a car accident. I didn't expect him to be so nervous that he didn't have a good class all morning. It was not until noon that I realized that I had lied to him for his mother.
When I came to school, he gave me a good beating and told me not to lie to him again. He has a bad heart. It's easy to be scared. I'm scared to death after listening to it. What should I do if I get sick? The interesting things on campus are really interesting.
2. Be original-here are some classical Chinese, I hope it will be useful to you.
1. Boya is good at playing drums and Zhong Ziqi is good at listening. Boya drummed against the mountain, and Zhong Ziqi said, "Well, I am like Mount Tai." Zhong Ziqi said, "Yes, Yang Xi is like a river." Boya read that Zhong Ziqi would win it and he would die in childhood. Boya said that there will be no bosom friend in the world, and it is a broken piano. A gentleman and a gentleman are friends of kindred spirits; Villains and villains are like-minded friends.
This is natural. But, I said, a villain has no friends, and a gentleman has friends.
What is the reason? It is also profitable to be good to the villain, and the greedy also has money. When they share the same interests, the temporary party becomes friends, which is also false.
And strive for the first place at the sight of profit, or gain at the expense of profit, the thief will do harm, although brothers and relatives can't protect each other. That's why I'm called a villain without friends. It's false to be friends for the time being.
A gentleman is not. Those who keep it are virtuous, those who do it believe, and those who cherish it are honored.
Self-cultivation and self-cultivation benefit the same people; Serving the country is a concentric economy; Always, this friend of the monarch is also. So, you are a gentleman, but when you retire the villain and support your friends, you can rule the world with the gentleman's true friends.
When Yao was a villain, four people were friends, such as Gong and Gui Dou, and the gentleman was a friend of eight yuan and eighteen people. Shun Zuo Yao abdicated from the friends of the four villains and became friends of Yuan and Kai Junzi, ruling the world by Yao.
Shun himself is the son of heaven, while Gao, Kui, Ji and Qi are tied for the DPRK, which is more commensurate with beauty and ceded to each other. Twenty-two people are friends, and if you use them well, the world will be ruled. "Book" said: "I have hundreds of millions, but my heart has hundreds of millions; There are three thousand weeks, the only heart. "
At that time, hundreds of millions of people had different minds, so they were not friends, but wanted to die. Three thousand people, ministers, are great friends, and Zhou Nai used them to prosper.
When the Emperor was offered in the later Han Dynasty, all the celebrities in the world were imprisoned by the Party. However, the yellow turban insurrectionary thief, the Han rebellion, and the confession in the rear tried to untie the party, but it was hopeless.
In the late Tang Dynasty, cronyism gradually rose. When Zhao Zong was in Zhao's reign, he killed all the celebrities of the dynasty or threw them into the Yellow River, saying, "This generation is clean, but you can throw them into the turbid water."
Then don died. The master of my husband's past life can make everyone disloyal, not friends. Being able to forbid good people to be friends is nothing like offering the emperor to Han; No friend can slaughter a clean stream like Tang Zhaozong.
However, they all died in chaos. Self-doubt makes beauty more suitable, just like Shun's twenty-two ministers, who use it without doubt. However, later generations did not blame Shun for being bullied by twenty-two cronies, but called Shun a wise saint to distinguish gentlemen from villains.
In Zhou Wuzhi's world, three thousand ministers of his country were named friends. Since ancient times, there have been many big friends, such as Zhou.
However, those who take advantage of this to make a fortune in a week, although there are many good people, are never tired of it. Hoo hoo! The trace of the rise and fall of chaos can be learned by anyone who is a king! 3. Be surprised by friendship, be surprised by friendship, and be kind to Wu Donghu.
Wu died, caressing his home and company. Marry a woman in the home front. I heard that Wu's woman will be suitable for people. If she is poor, she can't control it, just give it to her and get married a year later.
Time theory calls it.
I will send you a work created by myself.
Wenming island
Imperial colonies spread all over the world, planting opium, spreading foreign religions, robbing cultural relics, selling slaves, panning for gold, robbing oil and fighting wars. Where a strong ship and a strong gun can reach, it is the place where modern civilization sprouts.
Three hundred years ago, a sailor named Robinson survived a shipwreck and lived alone on an island in the ocean. He colonized the island for nine years in twenty years, and the only "person" in the colony was Friday. Because of Robinson's achievements in the colony, he was canonized as the leader of the island by the Queen and was called Governor Lu. Since then, the island has been called "civilized island". Civilized people are also educated.
Because this island has no oil, diamonds and gold, it has long been forgotten by the suzerain.
After 300 years of free development, the island has formed two black and white families with Lu and Wuer as the group, with a total population of 235, annual GDP of 2 million and 27 135 rupees, and per capita income of 854 1 rupees, equivalent to 4 13.2 13 dollars, which is underdeveloped.
That year, Robinson VII sent his son Robinson's eight grandchildren abroad to Europe and America. I studied finance.
Sun Xuecheng came back and extended financial management to Civilization Island. Since then, GDP has increased day by day. First of all, except the Governor's Office, people on the civilized island live in caves, with trees as beds and houses standing upright, all made of logs. People either help each other or build their own houses, which have never been included in GDP. Since the beginning of financial management, many buildings have been built all over the island, cutting mountains and chiseling stones, burning kilns and bricks, and more than 300 houses are built every year. People buy and sell each other, and every entry and exit is included in GDP. If a house appreciates by 10% every time it changes hands, there is an accumulation formula of multiplying the original value of GDP by 1. 1.
There are many wealth management products, such as fund silver cards and spot futures tickets, with a per capita income of more than 0.5. There are no agricultural products on this island. At first, it was spread by wheat grains found in Robinson's shipwreck. Today, islanders still live on wheat products, supplemented by turtle eggs, domesticated sheep and wine. After financial management, the price of wheat per pottery bowl soared from 1.5 rupees to 19 rupees, and wine even rose above the threshold of 2000 rupees per pottery jar.
Land currency is a unique color shell on the island, which is hard to come by. Since the financial development on the island, the liquidity has been stretched. Although Lubin Basun has sent people to develop it many times, the circulation of colored shells is difficult to match the economic scale, and the civilized island has been in trouble for a long time. The finance minister economized on paper money, but there was no paper making and printing on the island. As a result, the eight suns issued a general order: "islanders, regardless of land and Wu, will do things cheaply if they have anything that can replace colored shells."
Some islanders lost their way in the typhoon and drifted to Nanyang Island in China with the west wind and global airflow. In the four places of powder mountain city, I saw someone selling Mingbi, so I wanted to buy colored shells. The owner covets the exquisiteness of colorful shells, which have great "market value" and are willing to exchange them. The islanders gave everything they had, and the owners emptied their stocks. The islanders are full of China's mingbi, and they are very happy to return to their hometown. As the Minister of Finance of Wenming Island admitted, paper money is beautifully printed, the value of Arabic numerals is easy to understand and circulate, and there is no danger of forgery. The minister reported to Rubin Basson and asked for approval of an order. Since then, the wealth of civilized island has soared, and the per capita income has exceeded 100 million. However, the mutton and wine rich in Civilization Island remain the same. Because the building covers an area, the wheat planting area is insufficient, and it depends entirely on imports. Pollution causes turtles to migrate, and turtle eggs are only allowed for official banquets. Mingbi caused the inflation of Civilization Island.
The telephone is ringing, and someone is getting married. I'm thinking, besides the blessings and RMB to be sent, I also feel more sure with ups and downs, hmm! We have really reached this age.
The whole wedding process, on the one hand, is a "experienced person" who sets an example. Speaking of the rise, he was suddenly stared at by his wife, and then ran back to him to keep a low profile. He is patted gently by his wife from time to time, tidying up the collar of his suit, and there are no sundries ... I envy you to death! In their view, they are reviewing a New Year film, and every corner of the film is a beautiful imprint.
On the other hand, the person who is going to get married, holding your hand, with wide eyes, is eager to take out a pen and paper, and is happier than the bride and groom in the face of this mirror that reflects her tomorrow.
Needless to say, there is no room for resistance, compiled as-"gunner" is not allowed to give reasons, not to make excuses, not to stare ... just because we are bachelors!
The gunner's name is only in a narrow sense. In fact, it includes some, even all. The "heavy responsibility" is heavy ... the box is so heavy and the TV is so heavy, how can you look at the outdoor air conditioner as carefully as you look at a new house? The iron plate is marked with steel seal "140Kg"!
There's nothing wrong with shooting, as long as you give gloves. It's just that the uncle who is in charge of the throat and lungs loves to lie and raise his voice. "The motorcade will arrive soon, and the gunner will prepare the fire source!" Fooled four or five times, finally came, and the smoke lasted less than half a pack. Isn't it more complicated for apes to keep fire?
First, pick up the bride and let her family go once; Then go to the new house, leave it at her husband's house, and come back during the ceremony. Add up to a * * * fooled a dozen times. I thought, why didn't my teacher ask me to write stories about wolves when I was a child?
After the ceremony, sitting, toasting and making wine, more than 50% people drank too much. They evacuated from the chaos and started the next part of their activities, screaming, roaring, swaying, red wine, green wine, blue wine and beer. When all the senses have experienced the ravages of pain, they can call it quits. Ah ... I feel that the hotel in the middle of the night is so quiet, and the noise before is obviously two extremes, which makes you nervous, unclear and has some tinnitus. Take a hot bath _ Anna ... Lying in bed, sitting on the carpet, leaning on the TV cabinet, lying on the sofa and sitting on the chair, she has great strength. Talk about the past, present and future, discuss problems, quarrel and joke. ...
Old friends telling stories can always inspire some emotional sparks. It seems that at this age, chatting is more or less a serious, ironic and depressing marriage-a blank! Work-not a living, tired! There is still an ideal, but I have long retired to the chicken ribs. Stay away! "Miyake"-90 Li in allusions. In the age of impulsiveness, one day I ran 90 miles and found it again, struggling with my livelihood. On the one hand, I want to do something, on the other hand, I am very confused about what I should do.
Why don't risk averse people want to be lonely ... why don't they laugh at themselves? Too much thinking is tears! entreat ...
The gap is the initiator of pressure. No one is waiting for you at all. Everyone is a speed-changing tooth. Either you are fast or I am slow. Seeing who gets married is a political issue, which affects the sense of direction of the whole people. Grind it. One day I was humming "Wolf in Love with Sheep" in the street. At that time, I also became a "person without stories"!
Finally, I wish you all, married people … another big step in life!