1, between brothers Isn't it just that my ribs are full of knives, either you stab me or I stab you?

I think I have a bodhisattva heart. I can't bear to step on a cockroach by the roadside. At best, I suffocated it with ether.

3. Women talk mostly to themselves; If you listen attentively, you will be insane, and in the end you will be as worried as they are.

Any problem that money can solve is not a big problem. In this life, there are many problems that can't be solved, such as birth and death, betrayal, intrigue and no longer falling in love. All this is much more serious than the house and money. One can owe money, but not feelings. You have the hope of paying off your money debts, but you may feel guilty when you get into emotional debts.

5, when you have the backbone, you can live in the town, and you shouldn't be able to hide in peace. Will love, will care about people, will care about people, but will not pester people; Have thoughts, ideals, rationality, humor, and dare to laugh at themselves; I will be willing to lay down my body for the person I love, but other than that, I can move freely without looking at anyone's face; Have the enthusiasm and motivation to learn, make progress every day, but no longer expect praise from others.

6. As a doctor, you should have benevolence first, and then benevolence.

7. People should take care of themselves before they can take care of others. Like before, the family wore a pair of trousers and gave birth to children, instead of finding fault with themselves? Don't say that adults suffer, so do children! If you have children, you should be responsible for them. If you can't give them a good life, you might as well not have children.

8. What is love? Love is telling a little lie at the right time and moving the other person to death.

9. There is a strong and weak natural tendency in people's hearts. Between the police and the arrested person, the police are the strong and the people are the weak. Between doctors and patients, doctors are strong and patients are weak. Between urban management and hawkers, urban management is strong and hawkers are weak. It is a right for the weak to condemn the strong. The strong dare to argue, that is called dung beetles into the toilet to die.

10, a person can bear money debts, but not emotional debts. There is hope that you can pay your debts with money, but you may feel guilty about paying your debts with emotion.

1 1, women are like clothes, brothers are like brothers, but you can't help but let me get dressed! You can't leave me naked.

12, the definition of petty bourgeoisie is that you think you are elegant and calm in the face of chaos.

13. In this world, men are trees and women are lights. A tree can't have several lamps, but one lamp can illuminate several trees. Therefore, between men and women, it is men who must be careful, not women!

14, life can't always take advantage, losing money is also a part of life.

15, originally soft and hard are relative. When a woman regards a man as a tree, she can be as bored with it as a vine. But if a mother protects a man under an umbrella and yells at him all day long, a woman will think that this man is like a slug, wearing open-backed pants, which makes her completely lose her admiration for men.

16. Spending time on progress instead of complaining is the secret of success.

17, men should be capable, not good-looking, and have character! Nice trouble! Character is in trouble! Is Napoleon short? King! Beautiful men are useless, beautiful women are vases, and vases can still sell for a few dollars. What a fart! Do you understand what I said?

18, get a salary of 2000 yuan, and have a salary of 10000 yuan. If you work for money, you will work for others all your life and live a dark life. The only reason why you can get ahead is that you are ambitious, and your ambition is not small.

19, marriage is wrong, divorce is consciousness, remarriage is fallacy, remarriage is stubbornness, having children is a big mistake, and nothing will be delayed.

20. The word "marriage" is a female word, and proposing marriage is a woman's business; The word "love", if traditional, is a part of the soul, and love is trouble. Trouble is shared by men and women, but marriage is only about women. If you want to stick to it, it won't collapse; If you want to give it up, it will come to nothing.

2 1, my wife is always as verbose as my mother. This is the purpose of finding a wife? This may not be your purpose of finding a wife, but it must be your mother's purpose of finding a wife Otherwise, if I get married, how can I be called a "bride"?

22. Children are as sensitive to their parents' emotional changes as rheumatic patients are to weather changes. It is easy for us to read from our parents' expressions whether we can have toys today. This is the experience accumulated by years of bargaining. Therefore, children's sense of words and deeds is first learned from their parents.

23. I hope that behind the glamour is rags. An international metropolis is like a stage, where all the focus will be gathered in the spotlight. The audience can only see the magnificent side, but not the place where the light can't reach. Even if there is dust, even if there is a dead mouse. Who cares?

24. If we had known this ending, we would have lived as carefree as husband and wife and saved money for years to buy condoms. Condoms are quite expensive.

25. The world is not fair for a moment. It only opens the door for those who need it and keep working hard, and challenges your perseverance every day. I believe that as long as you persist, you will be like me. Ten years later, you will certainly be able to eat this cup of ice cream with ups and downs, laughter and tears, but you will only be grateful and have no regrets.

26. In a country where primitive animal nature is not bound and the law is powerless, a weak woman is heaven.

27. Marriage is a bowl of beef noodles. A few pieces of beef floating on it are just to make my face swallow.

28. Men are for living, not for decoration.

29. Unmarried women are Yan and free. The married woman is a pigeon, and she will come back then. A woman with a child is a duck with a thread behind her ass.

30. Why do people need presbyopia? Is to make the world more and more blurred, more and more impressionist and more beautiful. One's life is spent in clarity and ambiguity. When they were young, their eyes were blurred and clear. When I am old, my eyes are blurred and my heart is clear. It can also be regarded as reducing pain!

3 1. Marriage is a forward transaction. At the same time, this marriage-based transaction contains certain risks. Just like futures trading, when you sign a contract, you have to bear the high-risk and unrequited contractual responsibility of whether the other party will be old, grumpy and ill.

32. Time is like a river, which can only flow forward and cannot turn back. People can't step into different rivers at the same time, and they can't have all the happiness. Now that it's over, let it go with the wind.

33. The words "Southeast, Northwest" are abstract words in women's minds, which are juxtaposed with stream of consciousness, postmodernism and nanotechnology.

34. The bride took over the care of the man from my mother.

35. The biggest reluctance of women is that they are lonely when they go all the way down after the parabola. The worst thing about China is that the court awarded alimony at the time of divorce, and only paid 1000 a month. The part I gave you more seems to say that treacherous people have compassion.

36. Marriage has become an economic carrier. If we want to separate, it means the division of property, the division of flesh and blood, and the division of social relations. The relationship between husband and wife can end, but the outcome of other relationships is very complicated. Many people give up because of entanglement, and only choose superficial maintenance.

37. Doctors have three realms. The first priority is to cure diseases and save lives. You can be optimistic about the patient's illness. This only shows that you are a medical worker and a mechanic. The second is humanistic care. You are not only optimistic about the patient's condition, but also compassionate and treat the patient like a relative. But I hope I can do the third thing, that is, enter the souls of patients and become their spiritual pillar!

38. Is it humane to force children to do things they are not good at for adults to go out and show off how smart their children are?

39. I play mahjong with your mother every weekend, no more or less than 500 yuan, and I lose strategically to your mother. How professional this is. When I get paid every month, I already have some automatic transfers to your mother. I have to pay in installments to get a wife.

40. It is very important to be able to bear and let go emotionally. I have got rid of the feeling of being a girl. Once I fall in love with you, the sky will fall, the sea will dry up, the rocks will crack, and I will never love you enough. I can put it away at will, I will love you as much as you want me to love you, and I will leave silently as far as you want me to stay. I'll have fun by myself. Even if I am alone, I will not feel lonely and feel sorry for myself.

4 1, the ideal city, lost, the future will be a vast territory. Just a spoonful of gravy. If you lose it, you will get endless care from your friends.

42. Women's wrinkles are laugh lines. The more you laugh, the deeper the lines. Yours is not deep enough, because you laugh less. Be happy every day and become an old lady early.

43. Marriage is actually a shackle, whether willing or unwilling. Once you put it on, you will take the initiative to disarm and give up your freedom because of your existing commitments. Even the last private zone of dreams is watched by invisible fences.

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