A man went to the market to sell pigs, and it rained when it was dark. Twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night.
The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.
Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig.
W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house.
Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig.
W: I agree.
In the middle of the night, the man and the woman discussed, I slept on you, and the woman refused.
Man: For two pigs.
The woman promised not to go up.
After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused.
Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed.
The man moved eight times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move.
The man said that the pig was missing.
The woman whispered, or I'll give you a pig ...
After dawn, the man blew his whistle and caught 30 pigs (including the young woman's 10 pigs) and went to the market. ...
Comments: To find the potential needs of users, we must guide and cultivate the needs of users in the early stage, so the investment generated is in line with the law of development.
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When another person knew about it, he decided to do the same thing, so he went to the market to sell pigs. It was dark and raining, and twenty pigs were not sold, so he went to a farmhouse for the night.
The young woman said: it is inconvenient to have only one person at home.
Man: Please, big sister, give it to a pig.
W: OK, but there is only one bed in the house.
Man: I'm going to bed, too. Give it to a pig.
W: I agree.
Men and women in the middle of the night, I sleep on you, and women refuse.
Man: For two pigs.
The woman promised not to go up.
After a while, the man couldn't help begging to move, but the woman refused.
Man: Give two pigs a move. The woman agreed.
The man moved seven times and stopped. The woman asked him why he did not move.
Man: it's over ~
Female: ...
After dawn, the man lowered his head and drove two pigs to the market. ...
Comments: Invest cautiously in combination with the enterprise's own scale, and beware of the problem of broken capital chain.
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After learning about this, another man decided to do the same thing and learn from it, so he first traded a pig for a Viagra. After dawn, the man whistled and drove 38 pigs (including 18 pigs from the young woman's house) to the market. ...
Comments: If enterprises get the help of financial capital, their own operating capacity will double.
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Knowing that there are more men, Viagra is in short supply, and gradually two pigs are needed, and three pigs are replaced by one Viagra.
Comment: This is inflation.
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Later 16 pigs can be replaced with a viagra.
Comment: Men have entered marginal cost. In addition to having confidence in one's own ability and having good wishes for the future, the actual pig flow is already zero.
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However, there are more and more pigs becoming men now. The decision to sell Viagra expanded the production capacity and introduced second-class Viagra. If you are short of a pig, you can borrow it first as long as you promise to stay in the woman's room for one night, and then pay the pig after it is done. This method has greatly promoted the sales of Viagra.
Comment: This is a loan, which allows enterprises to borrow working capital according to future income.
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Viagra store later, even if you don't have a pig, as long as you promise to stay in the woman's room for one night, you can borrow it first and pay the pig after the job is done.
Comment: This is financial innovation, which allows people now to spend money in the future. Anyway, you can't spend money when you get old.
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As soon as the news came out, there were more and more men changing pigs, and some people were looking for Viagra shops. This project is so good that we can turn it into a high-quality fund and sell bonds to the outside world. You can share my profits, ok?
As a result, Viagra store felt very good, so the company divided the pig-changing men into three categories, one was to change live pigs, the other was to borrow some live pigs, and the other was not to borrow any live pigs at all, and issued three kinds of bonds. Everyone is very enthusiastic. They bought bonds from Viagra stores one after another. The business of Viagra store was so good that it outsourced the bond sales to another company, and the company also made a profit. The company is getting bigger and bigger, and it can even be distributed from the actual sales of Viagra, bringing huge cash benefits to itself and Viagra stores.
Comments: This is what professionals do. From entity operation to capital operation, the economy has entered a higher level.
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In order to prevent its bonds from losing money in the future, the company decided to buy insurance for them, so that it can sell bonds more conveniently, because once bonds have problems, they can also get compensation from insurance companies. Wow, the sales of bond companies are great now, and insurance companies also get huge insurance income for no reason.
Comments: This is a risk hedging and strategic alliance, which improves the anti-risk ability of enterprises and protects the interests of consumers.
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There are too many pig-changing men, and the woman can't stand the long queue. She said that my mother resigned and I moved, and there were countless pig-headed men who owned Viagra at one time.
Comments: This is an individual phenomenon, which belongs to normal market fluctuation and will not affect the whole economy.
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As a result, the woman refused to move back Some men who owe pigs have no income and have to default. As a result, a large number of bonds cannot be converted into pigs when they expire. At first glance, a grain of Viagra 16 pigs was not enough, and the bond company declared bankruptcy.
Comment: This is the subprime mortgage crisis, which will not affect the whole financial industry.
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I didn't know that bond companies also insured debts. At first glance, the insurance company could not afford to pay, and also declared bankruptcy.
Comment: This is a financial crisis and will not affect the whole real economy.