1, under no circumstances can you play with others, and those who play will be played by others. No matter how considerate you are, you are not the best one.

When introducing new friends to your girlfriend, please hug her waist and don't stand around pointing fingers.

Don't cry at my grave, it will dirty my path of reincarnation.

I remember going to a hotel with her once, and the place was like home. When I paid, she said, wait a minute, I have a membership card, and I was shocked! This woman is too good at life.

Behind every successful Altman, there is always a little monster who is beaten silently.

6. Frankly speaking, you can set up a KTV.

7. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

8. I confessed to her that day. She said she had a boyfriend, and I believed her. Then she brought a woman to tell me that it was her boyfriend, and I smiled.

9. Xiaoming did a good deed without leaving his name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

10, laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.