1. I'm ugly, but I'm gentle, I'm thin, but I'm healthy, my heart is soft, but my legs are not short, and you're a little fat, but you're full, especially your smile is beautiful.

2. Put a sack on the funny short message of beautiful MM and wrap a kelp around her waist. She thinks she is Dong Fangbubai, but she is actually the second generation of a failed god!

3. You flew in front of the crow in the sky that day, and I was followed by the hairy dog on the ground; You are the crab in the sea, and I am the pea on the ground.

4. Smile! Smile Mimi! Laugh your teeth off the floor! Have a sweet dream tonight, in which I smile at you!

5. The white rabbit is white, with its ears pricked up. When it hears the beeping of the mobile phone, it puts down the radish and cabbage, and sends a message quickly!

6. Give you a ray of sunshine, you will become brilliant, give you a drop of seawater, you will be romantic, give you a ray of morning fog, and you will be confused with a smile.

7. I really want to hold your hand and walk together. How can I say my love? Don't think I'm ugly!

8. Wear a suit and tie, carry a snakeskin bag on your body, wear lux shoes at your feet, and wrap Goldlion around your waist.

9. I'll take the blame, and you go to die; Try your best to come and accompany the girl to me; Don't be afraid of death, don't tremble, sacrifice you and me!

1. More and more entertainment, less and less pleasure; More and more food, less and less appetite; More and more cohabitation, less and less love.

11. The steed screams at dawn and gets up to eat dumplings. Relatives and friends run more and get taller every year! I wish you a good meal, a good drink, a good time, a good play and a good sleep!

12. Men and dogs: Men are twenty like pugs, with sweet words in their mouths and thirty like watchdog, and they are the best at cooking and washing clothes.

13. Sansheng is lucky to meet you, and visitors from all directions will ignore you; Women admire your beauty, and women love you both; Holidays in spring are refreshing, fast horses are slow to be bosom friends, and happiness and sorrow are enjoyed for centuries.

14. I'm wearing a hat, shoes on my head, chewing socks in my mouth, holding a mobile phone in my hand, staring at a pair of eyeballs, trying to have fun from it.

15. You grew up lacking calcium and love, wearing a sack, a pot cover on your head, underwear and a belt, and a tie.

16, no matter how big the official, the same color jacket; No matter how big you are, one-color fitness pants; Men or women, open the door in front of the same color pants.

17. Being single is a shame. Getting married is too expensive. Divorce is because I don't want to waste it, and remarriage is because of no way back. There is nothing wrong with love, love should be even more simple, don't give up the whole spring date because of a rose!

18. naturally, smiling moves my heart. I am sincere in chasing you all my life. I am worried that others will chase you, which will make me inattentive in my work. I will always be most sincere to you and never change my heart all my life.

19. A swimming coach is straightforward and loud. One day, he saw a female student in the shopping mall. He said loudly that you put on your clothes, but you didn't recognize it!

2. Men are 2 semi-finished products, 3 finished products, 4 fine products, 5 best products, 6 top products, 7 waste products and 8 souvenirs.

21. I am ugly, but I am very popular on the road of love. When you come, she comes and the girl opposite looks over.

22. When my son came home, he said to his father, the teacher said today that I am like father, like son, and the father angrily scolded his son for what you must have done today!

23. Who is the most pitiful person in the world? Answer the artillery company cookhouse squad soldier! Ask why? Answer: Take the fall for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.

24. How can I say love? It's full of wine. I bite after bite, and I won't let go when I'm drunk!

25. Four dishes and one soup, according to the recipe of people, first-class delicacies and seafood turtle soup, second-class chicken, duck, fish and three-season soup, and third-class cabbage, radish and bean curd soup.

26, taking a bath is a blessing, and the head suffers; Watching movies is a blessing for the brain, but it is a hardship for the brain to listen to your speech.

27. Who do you love after all? I want to get along with you, no one can stop me! I'm yellow when I get laid, and I'm so crazy. I'll do it when it's yellow. I'm so cool!

28. There are many women around me, all of whom are elder sister-in-law. Occasionally, there is an exception, which is also a bad date. Looking at the ends of the earth, where is my grass?

29. The vast sky allows you to fly high, beautiful stories are played by you, and girls like you should chase after them. Humorous messages are sent to my baby.

3. Parents' mentality: one singer, two painters, three calligraphers, four dancing stars, five movie stars, six writers, seven musical instruments, eight photographers and nine models, which is praised by all the program hosts.

31. You flashed by, which made my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I can't let you leave again, never ...

32. You are a little aura, and I am a little silly; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You have a little aroma, I have a little smoke; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper.

33. You are my whole life, my life's bet, my hard work and my life's busyness, but my unswerving efforts are my sweet happiness.

34. You are happy and worry about you, and you have been sad and infatuated. You dare not change your mind. Don't be suspicious. I am very worried about writing it, and I am most afraid that you are unintentional.

35. A zero mark in the exam is called a duck egg, a bad guy for doing bad things, an idiot for being empty-headed, a fuck-off for being fired, a jerk for calling people names, and a fool for crying.

36. I can't sleep when I miss you, and my heart is pounding when I miss you. Love your obsession, love the meat you love straight down!

37. Don't move! Robbery! All hands up! Men stand on the left and women stand on the right! Stand in the middle of the pervert! I'm talking about you! Look at the phone!

38, one day, driving on the road, I saw a novice posted on the car in front of me, old and pure! Then, I wrote the killer in the back of the car, old and ruthless!

39. I wish you: you have a high position, light responsibilities, less work and more money, and you stay close to home. You sleep until you wake up naturally every day. If others work overtime, you get a raise, and you get cramps when you get paid. Pretty girls love you and are crazy. The year of the horse is auspicious!

4. Sister and sister, I love you. When I see you smiling and sweet, I really want to come and hug you and kiss you. I am afraid that you will ignore me and ignore me, so I have to use short messages.

41. You're beautiful, you're beautiful, wearing a pile of emeralds on your head and a green pendant on your neck. It's odds and ends, a pile of white elephants. Do you think you are the most beautiful in the world? No … you are the most beautiful!

42. Part I is crazy for you, tired for you, and suffering for you. Sins die for you, go crazy for you, and bump into the wall for you. Cross-examine mental disorders.

43. The future is bright, the road is tortuous, work is easy, making money is difficult, falling in love is easy, and getting along is difficult.

44. You slashed a pig with a knife that day, and the pig fled into a dead end, only to hear that the pig knelt down and begged for mercy from you. It's the same root, so why are you in such a hurry?

45. A farmer keeps a row of pigs. One day, he finds that one pig is missing. After searching for a long time, he can't find it. Finally, he finds that the pig is hiding in the corner reading mobile phone messages!

46. Say nice things to your boss, ugly things to your subordinates, lies to your wife, lies to your lover, jokes to acquaintances, and nonsense to strangers.

47. Women change their mobile phones because some colleagues in the company have changed their mobile phones. Men change their mobile phones because they think there is no hope of changing wives in this life.

48. If the score is not high, just pass. Learning is not deep, but copying is spiritual; Si is the classroom, only I meditate; If you can't study, listen to it in music class; Sprite when you are thirsty, and disco when you are sleepy.

49. If you have smelled the fragrance of flowers, don't ask who my flowers are red. If you love and know better, you will know better when you are drunk. When flowers bloom and fade, fate will not stop. Like a spring breeze, women are like flowers and dreams.

5, please hit me, please scold me, don't torture me with feelings, just like a bug biting an apple and killing me with one bite!

51. If you shed tears, I would like to be toilet paper in your hand; If you wake up, I would like to be the excrement in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I would like to be the only cloth left on you.

52. The years on the Internet are like flying knives, and the knives are relentless and make people old. * * Health is the most important thing. Don't stay up all night surfing the Internet. To keep fit, go to bed before two o'clock.

53. The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow her mistakes; Wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings and scolding.

54. Your face is so beautiful, your people are so great, I miss you so much, I love you so nervous, and I don't know how to forget you.

55. The road of life is bumpy. Don't be sad when you fall. Get up and bounce around. There is a promised land ahead.

56, the "four grasses" rule: rabbits don't eat grass near the nest, good horses don't eat grass back, and old cows eat tender grass when it is fashionable. There are plenty of fragrant grass in the sea!

57. What I wish you before marriage is mine, and what I want is yours. What is sure of you after marriage is mine, and what is mine is yours. After the divorce, you are still yours, and I am still mine.

58. I wish I were a wing bird in the sky, because the air pollution is too bad; Make branches on the ground again, and deforestation and logging are unreliable; The people of the world want happiness, and environmental protection should be done first!

59. If you receive it, don't blame it. You are timid and dare not confess. Choose a time to love you. Promise of eternal love, running too fast, you have to love me, too.

6, you are aura, I am stupid; You are delicate, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You are angry, I am angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.

61. The big family needs wages, while the small ones need foreign capital. They work hard all day, rush about all day, smile on both sides, and their physical strength is gradually exhausted.

62. The sky is grey and wild, and the hope for this year is too slim. The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long. The building is tall and busy, and I can't wait to rob a bank.

63, hold the boss's hand, bow and don't let go; Holding the hand of discipline inspection, shaking all over; Hold the financial hand, pull it up and walk to the restaurant.

64. I wait for your heart with infatuation. I won't die. Don't make me sad. You are my sweetheart, which means I sincerely hope to win your heart. I wish you a happy heart and die without conscience!

65. Math makes me very tired, and physics is even more wrong. Learning really makes me haggard, and my spirit will soon collapse. I won't fall behind only by surfing the internet!

66. The greatest thing is maternal love, the most sincere thing is love, the most missed thing is love, the most naive thing is loveliness, the most painful thing is being unloved, the happiest thing is finding love, and the most memorable thing is love.

67. rival in love, rival in love, I hate you and secretly run away from MyHoney; Don't hit you, don't scold you, as long as you love her to the end, or I'll tear you apart!

68, gold necklace, buy three! Set with jadeite and agate. Gold ring? Buy ten! All fingers love "beauty". Gold earrings? Not much! Seven pairs and eight pairs are easy to say. It is said that my little sister is too fond of "gold" and that one of them will not get married in this generation.

69. My little sister loves my brother deeply, and meeting him in a different place is better than my hometown. My brother's heart is the same as my sister's, and I will never be ungrateful to you. We are tied to each other on the first line, and * * * will be married into a mandarin duck.

7. Men's love is mutual affection, while women's love is their duty. Men's playboys are talents, while women's playboys are nameless.

71. Love is music, first love is light music, passionate love is rock music, marriage is pop music and divorce is pop music.

72. Some people say that you are a stupid donkey. I seriously criticized him. It's outrageous! You can't just say what people look like!

73. Sister and sister, I love you so much that I couldn't help coming to you. I accidentally scared you, dreamed of you at night, and vowed to catch up with you.

74. There are fewer reasons; Have a bigger stomach; A little less tempered; Act quickly; Be more efficient and smile a little; Use your head.

75. When your heart beats faster, I don't see your mood getting worse, and I dream that your time slips too fast. Is it a long wait to have you?

76. Please read the following poem aloud and seriously understand its artistic conception: dark stone green, dark pink, dark stone penetrating Chun Lv and dark stone penetrating Chun Zhu.

77. Love is caring, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, it is the sweetness of memories, it is inseparable, and it is the expectation of the morning fainting ... How are you, lover?

78. Giving you a holiday will make you happy, giving you some sunshine will make you bright, giving you some greetings will make you warm, and giving you a top hat will make you float? I wish you a happy new year and a step-by-step promotion!

79. I'm afraid of the weather and the earth, and I'm afraid that the teacher will come to my house. Sit on my pier and drink my tea, and my mother will beat me as soon as the teacher leaves.

8. I exchange my infatuation for your sincerity; I give my love to my bosom; Don't be careless with me, but be United with me forever.

81. You scold me for being afraid that your wife will give birth to a litter of monkeys. There may be jumping, jumping, and giggling after reading the information.

82. It's not too expensive to send you a rose every day, and I'm not too tired to send you a text message every day. I'll meet you in another afterlife, and it won't break your heart to say that I love you.

83. If you don't fart, you will suffocate your heart; No fart, exercise; I want to fart, everyone pay attention; When the fart rang, everyone applauded.

84. You eat like a thief, pretend to be fat, have big ears, strong limbs, bring a pen, can't do accounts, buy a computer, can't surf the Internet, sleep at night, and are allowed to pee in the pit.

85. Girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eating you every day is no exception, no exception, and everyone loves it.

86. Do you still remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students, "Count off in the first row!" You looked at the coach in surprise, and the coach said loudly again, "Count off!" " So, reluctantly, you turned around and hugged the tree!

87. You are water, I am sand, and I am mixed with you! You are a hook, I am a fork, and together we are friends!

88. I like to sing "I have an appointment with the musician" to you: if you like, I can always be as beautiful as I am now-if you are willing to spend money.

89. My love is like the stars in the sky, which are countless. My feelings are like cabbage gangs, which can't be cooked badly; You treat me like a beggar, leave some affection and run away. Please, love more.

9. You are a tree, I am a vine, and I am around you; You are the lamp, I am the oil, and I consume you; You are a cake, I am a pot, and I brand you; You are tea, I am water, and I soak you.

91. Monkeys like peaches. I am a monkey and you are a peach. Sweet peaches make monkeys happy; Eating too many peaches hurts your stomach!

92. I'll tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He was so stupid that when people asked him any questions, he just shook his head or answeredno. Have you heard this story?

93. There are still many signs of getting old, such as enjoying reading notes of Ming and Qing Dynasties and the Book of Rites, listening to Kunqu Opera and going to the theatre. One morning, Annie Baby sighed with emotion.

94. Smoking a lot, drinking until you vomit, driving into a tree, and walking on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but you can't walk when you see a beautiful woman.

95. Handsome guy, I'm eighteen or nineteen this year, and I haven't found a girlfriend yet. People go shopping hand in hand, and I hold hands with my left hand!

96. I want to find you on the mountainside, so I don't care if the mountain is too high. I want to find you on the riverside, so I don't care if the water is too deep; I want to find you on the plateau, and it's a long way to go.

97. The color of the underwear you are wearing today is ominous. Act accordingly.