Zhang Wei: Actually, I am a genius. Unfortunately, I envy talents.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Did you meet a reliable opportunity after graduation?
Zhang Wei: Yes, opportunities rained down on me, but I flashed by.
Ceng Xiaoxian: You can do it.
Zhang Wei: I am now an intern in a law firm, preparing for the judicial examination in the second half of the year. As long as I get a license, I can become a formal lawyer and my life will be improved.
Ceng Xiaoxian: So what did you do as an intern, a paralegal?
Zhang Wei: Almost. I'm in the IT department.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Yo, I didn't realize you knew it. Why on earth?
Zhang Wei: engraving.
Hu Yifei: Hey ... One more time, who wants to move in and share with me? I can protect you.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Well, we.
Lv Ziqiao: We think living with mice actually has a ... charm.
Zhang Wei: Yes, we should treat every life in the world equally.
Hu Yifei: Well, since you don't want to move in, I don't have to. I will continue to recruit new roommates, but ... I made an appointment last night to leave a good impression on my new roommate.
Zhang Wei: What is this?
Hu Yifei: Management package.
Lv Ziqiao: A basket? The plan announced by Obama at the White House yesterday is also named by this name.
Hu Yifei: A bag means a series of meanings, including when to turn off the lights, when to get up, when to prohibit outsiders from entering, how much decibel the noise is above, and the punishment method after violation. In addition, the details of each of you weekly public welfare cleaning are stipulated.
Lv Ziqiao: Huh?
Zhang Wei: What is this, the personal safety guarantee fund?
Hu Yifei: Oh, if you need to shoot mice next time, I can provide professional services, of course, it's not free.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Don't you charge protection money?
Hu Yifei: You don't have to, but next time you meet a mouse, don't be afraid and don't call ... Mom.
Lv Ziqiao: That's not fair. Everything is aimed at us. Ipartment is not a constitutional monarchy.
Hu Yifei: Ha ha ha ha, the monarch is far from it, but it's almost the same. I'm involved in protecting you, of course I'm responsible.
Zhang Wei: We will protect ourselves.
Hu Yifei: You, they played three games with Lu Bu. You three losers can't even beat a mouse. Listen, only the creature standing at the top of the food chain can decide the rules of the game, and I am this person because I am not afraid of anything!
Zhang Wei: I am not afraid of anything. This is absolutely correct.
Ceng Xiaoxian: What's the big deal? No matter how arrogant she is, she is just a woman.
Lv Ziqiao: It should be other fields of biology. It's hard to say.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Is there anything abnormal except that her androgen is a little higher than normal?
Zhang Wei: Can a normal woman crush a mouse with her bare hands?
Ceng Xiaoxian: Anyway, we three men can't give women land compensation. The so-called wealth can't be lewd, the poor can't move, and the powerful can't bend.
Zhang Wei: None of these three sentences has much to do with us, right? I am poor, he is a rogue, and you are soft.
Lv Ziqiao: If we can scare her once, maybe things will change.
Zhang Wei: Your idea is very good.
Lv Ziqiao: Well, I haven't thought of that yet.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Listen, there are three of us, three cobblers, all worried about Zhuge Liang.
that night ...
Hu Yifei: Ah! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Ceng Xiaoxian Lv Ziqiao Zhang Wei: Hahahaha
Lv Ziqiao: Guangu, you really can't imagine Yifei's face last night, hahahaha.
Guangu: Yes, but half an hour has passed and you are just laughing. Haha, the story has not been told yet.
Lv Ziqiao: Zhang Wei, you study law, and you have a good eloquence. Tell me.
Zhang Wei: At that time, Yifei suddenly heard a knock at the door.
Lv Ziqiao: Wait, I can't take it anymore. I said, I said.
Zhang Wei: OK, you tell me.
Lv Ziqiao: At this moment, Yifei suddenly heard a knock at the door. No, no, no, you said it. You said it was interesting.
Zhang Wei: At that time, Yifei suddenly heard a knock at the door.
Lv Ziqiao: No, no, I said, I said it was more suspenseful. At that time ... you were right.
Zhang Wei: At that time
Lv Ziqiao: No, no, I want to say it again. Wait, I'll stop. Go ahead. First of all, I promise not to interrupt.
Zhang Wei: At that time
Lv Ziqiao: We scared Hu Yifei with practical jokes, hahaha.
Guangu: You still haven't told the story.
Ceng Xiaoxian: Here's the story.