1. You travel to Xishuangbanna and encounter a group of wild boars on the way. The tourists take out food and money, but the wild boars are unmoved. You take out your only ID card, and the group of pigs kneels down and cries bitterly: Brother, we have found you!
?2. A bird and a pig were on a plane. The bird said to the flight attendant, "Bring me a glass of water." The pig also said, "Give me a glass of water."
After a while, the bird said again, "Bring me some food," and the pig followed suit.
The flight attendant was unhappy and threw the two of them down. Then the bird said to the pig, "Are you stupid? I can fly." 3. The intermittent rain caused me to have endless thoughts. To put it bluntly, I just missed you. Wait until the wind and sun shine.
, I will also take you to that piece of grass, but we have agreed in advance: the pigs are only allowed to eat grass and are not allowed to squat on the ground!? 4. Pigs seek God to become human beings.
The emperor asked: Want to work?
Answer: Too tired!
Q: Farming?
Answer: Too bitter!
Question: Doing business?
Answer: Too difficult!
Question: What do you want?
Answer: The kind where you can eat, drink, whore, and gamble!
Emperor Dawu: I want to be a national cadre!
5. There is a professional pig farmer, and the pigs he raises are the best in the country.
So an inspection team came to inspect and asked him what he gave the pigs to eat that made them grow so well.
He answered cheerfully: Just give them some rice or something, it’s nothing.
But the people on the inspection team said: We are from the Food Protection Foundation. If you waste food like this, you will be fined 100 yuan.