Personal signature about people who hate scolding me (without swear words)

About the personalized signature of people who hate scolding me (without swear words)

There is something similar to a pig in the world. I don’t know what it is. It makes me want to vomit for a long time, like Pig, misses people, tragedy, is... A personalized signature for swearing, without any curse words

When I see your unique face, a warm current comes from my mouth Vomit. That's right. You are so beautiful, and you can use your signature to curse without using any curse words

1. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so coolly, and looking so cool.

2. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.

3. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being!

4. You are smelling of low-quality perfume all day long and you are always next to a man. Who has taken a second look at you?

5. You look so creative and live so courageously!

6. You are wasting air when you are alive, you are wasting land when you are dead, and you are wasting RMB when you are half-dead!

7. When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself...you think you are redundant, but actually...you are really redundant.

8. When you scold someone for being thick-skinned, you should say that it should be difficult for Mosquito to book you. Mosquito has been exhausted after struggling all night.

9. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

10. I don’t understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can’t?

11. You said that I had acne during adolescence. Are you envious of me during menopause?

12. You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

13. *** ***, the hammer is on your head. I wonder why the World Expo didn’t call you to exhibit?

14. Post XX’s photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night.

15. Are you trying to seduce my man? I just treat you like an old bitch.

16. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?

17. You have a good relationship with this person and that person all day long, but in the end you are nothing in the eyes of others.

18. Spring has passed, what are you still doing? It turns out that spring does not distinguish between seasons.

19. Your appearance is very refreshing!

20. How about my natural roll? Is it much better than your pot lid?

21. Isn’t it better for a girl to wear a regular-length skirt or trousers and a top, get some jewelry to decorate herself, speak and act elegantly, and be more ladylike? !

22. If the acne on my face is as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

23. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

24. No matter how strong you are, can you hold back your urine?

25. After seeing you, I understood what your father meant when he scolded you all day long, "It's better to burn you raw than to burn you raw." Look at the burning, and then compare it with you. It's true. X-burn is also better than you! A Guide to Swearing

26. You look like a *** from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

27. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

28. Who said pigs have the stupidest brains? I say that pigs have the smartest brains. They eat and sleep without thinking about anything. If they are fat and fat, I can only say that pigs’ brains are well-maintained, and your brain is also the best-maintained. ——Swearing words without using curse words

29. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

30. When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it’s time for me to be reincarnated as a human being.

31. Please don’t talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

32. I can talk to you well, but I can’t say nice things to you.

33. When taking a photo, dig out your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist and put it on the side of your face. Who are you going to hit? It’s you who has cerebral thrombosis or hemiplegia.

34. Since you know that life is decadent, why do you continue to live such a decadent life?

35. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris lacks a bell ringer. You can go and answer, why, you resigned from there.

36. Don’t drag yourself in front of me like you have 25,000 to 80,000 yuan, put on a good pose and pretend to be 13.

37. If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world could be shut down.

38. The world is as big as the one you lack.

39. I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

40. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing up like this?

41. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, if I look back, you will think I am a gangster!

42. I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

43. Yo...have you just been fooled, or are you preparing to fool others?

44. You walk on the country road with dog steps, and you say that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sings like his mother Adu.

45. As a typical failure, you are really too successful.

46. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world - Martians, where are you from, right?

47. If 2B describes you, people will not like it!

48. If you don’t love your motherland, don’t worship your ancestors, and don’t believe in your own religion, holy shit, if you go to Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, Japan, etc., are you qualified?

49. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. You will be the same as you are.

50. Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only need to skydive to have the same power.

51. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

52. All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

53. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not right.

54. I have never done anything good in my entire life to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

55. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark.

56. Although you are sprayed with cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of ***.

57. If I can’t kick you out, you’ll be clean.

58. You have so many acnes on your face that the tractor will overturn when you drive on it!

59. Human beings are originally good-natured. Boil a big egg in a pot. If you give it to me, I will do it. If you don’t give it to me, I will leave.

60. Your family is not mainstream. Your mother has black socks and your father has tinfoil hair.

61. Don’t read what you shouldn’t see, don’t say what you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to what you shouldn’t hear, don’t think about what you shouldn’t think, and do whatever you should do. A personalized signature for swearing without using curse words

A personalized signature for swearing without using curse words

1. Mao Zedong is most valuable when he blushes.

2. Your face reminds me of a word, it's called do whatever you want.

3. The worst thing in the world is for a foodie to have stomach problems.

4. The blind man saw the mute and told the deaf man that a ghost was coming.

5. When you are in a bad mood, sing in the toilet.

6. When happiness knocks on the door, I am afraid that I will not be at home, so I have always been at home.

7. I originally wanted to give the world a warm embrace, but instead received slaps from all directions.

8. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

9. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

10. The left brain is full of water, and the right brain is full of flour. If you don’t move, it’s nothing. If you move, it’s all paste.

11. I wish that when I receive a red envelope, I will open it and it will say another one.

12. Sometimes I take out my ID card when I think I have become ugly, and I will find that I am worrying too much.

13. Bajie, don’t think that you are a night pig when you stand under the lighthouse.

14. Don’t arm yourself with sophistication, he will be acclimatized.

15. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

16. Why do I suddenly want to cry? Is it possible that I also have a little sadness that flows against the current?

17. It is impossible to have fun secretly... but it is still possible to gain weight secretly.

18. When your tears are almost unbearable, don’t blink. You will see the entire world change from clear to blurry.

19. Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.

20. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough. (Classic sentence lz13.)

21. My hobbies can be divided into two types: dynamic and static. Static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.

22. Question: At what level do I need to have my own separate office with windows? Answer: Doorman.

23. Please don’t say that I will grow old together with you because I still have black hair.

24. How long a mouse lives depends on the cat’s mood.

25. What do you like about me? Can’t I change it?

26. I don’t know two things in my life: I don’t know this, and I don’t know that.

27. It’s not only the teeth that are hard to extricate themselves from, but also the pair of long johns.

28. When I paid the phone bill, I realized that what I said was so valuable.

29. Ever since I got mental illness, I have become more energetic.

30. People who don’t like me can cause trouble in your heart. I feel really comfortable.

31. Don’t act bravely after dark without medical insurance and life insurance.

32. Shamelessness, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality.

33. Play seriously when you play, and sleep seriously when you study. Are you the same?

34. The best love is to let go of your hand, and the best way to let go is to beat him to death.

35. The son born to two people with blood type B will definitely be 2B.

36. You are a pig and I am a dog. We are pig-dog friends.

37. Sometimes, it is better to have less energy than to worry too much.

38. Others laugh at me too much. I laugh at others without being open.

39. Give me an atomic bomb and I will send a mushroom cloud to Japan.

40. You are so cheap and promising, and you are so coquettish.

41. When I was young, I just wanted toilet paper. It looked like there was a lot of it, but after using it, it was still too little.

42. I am not a genius because I have never worn Quesnel diapers.

43. When you drink, you are a hero, but after drinking, you are a bear.

44. Do you know me well? If you have nothing to do, play a video and treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear. A signature that calls out scumbags without any curse words.

1. You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

2. Don't talk to me, because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.

3. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being!

4. You are smelling of low-quality perfume all day long and you are leaning towards men. Has anyone looked at you twice?