2. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like mud"
3. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig, but its mother sighed.
5. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming stormed out of the door, so there was no door in Xiao Ming's house.
6. Small animals have dinner, but the elephant is very angry. It turns out that this is a meteorological bureau.
7. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
8. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
9. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send a selfie to?
1. driving past a small mire, the water splashed by the small mire is so loud that it turns out to be mud.
11. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother Duck said to close the book after eating, close it, close it, close it. Did you hear that? Make up.
12. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck says, "webbed" The duck hides her face and tears, "If you don't say it, don't say it, why laugh at others?"
13. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay for it, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.
14. Even I don't care. What do you care about, a barber shop?
15. What about being tall? Don't you want to bend down and talk to me when you meet me?
16. Even I don't love it. So what do you love about iQiyi?
17. Being afraid of the night, he obtained a night-shelter certificate.
18. At the age of seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I had caught it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, just like it!
19. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think the heat will turn into, Wangwang Xianbei.
2. Do you have A Brief History of Time? I have time to pick up that thing for what! Some very advanced homophonic jokes in Zhihu II
21. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the empress dowager asked, "Is my son tired of this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "my...my name is lilei?"
22. If Wang Zhi doesn't change it, ask Cai Yuan for compensation.
23. If the mobile phone has a lot of memory, it can store a lot of self-fear, and then know its change: and yet, while China holds our friendship.
24. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.
25. If you don't even coax me, then what are you fooling? Hong Shixian?
26. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "No, I am a crab!" "
27. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, grandpa, you were rode away by yourself.
28. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks fluent English very well. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
29. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that the steaming was boring.
3. During the festival, the little white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why don't you give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
31. I went to buy meat buns and asked my boss to put more spicy food on them. Just after I took a bite, I fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried. It turned out that this was called "spicy buns like mud".
32. Before he died, Yugong said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".
33. It's actually very simple to give up coke. Just drink lemon juice, and sigh after drinking it. Sour drink!
34. I can't entangle with him when I think of him entangled with that snake every day.
35. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why, and he said aggrieved, "I just want to take two photos with her."
36. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because Auntie is afraid of leaving her behind.
37. Nowadays, boys are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 5 girls. Did I say anything?
38. It is rumored that when Luda pulled the weeping willows upside down, all the flowers next to him were closed, so others called him and the flowers closed.
39. When I was eating, the power went out. I quickly took two bites of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?
4. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, on the way, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, Master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am happy with your mother! Advanced humorous homophonic jokes
Advanced humorous homophonic jokes (Part 1)
1. When the Emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Empress Dowager asked, "Are you tired of this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "my...my name is lilei?"
2. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asked peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato and you, did you hear? I only belong to you.
3. Xiao Wang didn't know how to cross the river, but after Baidu took a look, he actually crossed the river.
4. It's so hot, we will get familiar with each other.
5. if you don't even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?
6. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to duck."
7. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab said very grievance: "No, I am a crab!" "
8. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.
9. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks fluent English very well. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said that he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
1. My uncle became fierce when he cut his hair, because he became a vulture.
11. Do you know why seagulls don't bark when they arrive in Europe? Because Paris gulls are dumb.
12. The children's chocolate melted and fell to the ground. The children said it looked like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
13. A beautiful woman's room is generally messy. After all, she is a beautiful woman in a messy room.
14. I don't even think about it. What do you think about Chanel?
15. it's normal not to reply to the news. which beautiful woman have you seen is not busy?
16. Once upon a time, there was a duckling, who was very short and called mud duck. A duck in the class came over and said, What a short mud duck.
17. The sparrow's mother asked the sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet", and his mother replied, "tweet is tweet"
18. What Lutiha said was very touching, and everyone said that he was touching and wise.
19. It is rumored that when Luda pulled the weeping willows upside down, all the flowers next to him were closed, so others called him and the flowers closed.
2. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what is this between our toes?" The mother duck says, "webbed" The duck hides her face and tears. "If you don't talk, don't talk, why do you laugh at others?" Advanced humorous homophonic joke (Chapter 2)
21. "I have an amazing job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."
22. If you can't find a mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there is a word to prove it: the key can make milk, so I want to learn from Li Bai.
23. I'm a little sheep. I got sheared today, and I lost cotton.
24. It's raining. I stepped on the mud and fell down. I hate mud. Do you hear me? I hate mud.
25. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie Street every day.
26. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go, did you hear that? I can't go back.
27. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, on the way, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, Master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am happy with your mother!
28. I hate it when people ask me how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
29. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.
3. driving past a small mire, the water splashed by the small mire is so loud that it turns out to be mud.
31. I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" Stomach says, "My name is not stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun"
32. If Huang Ting can't find it, go find Li Da.
33. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat even if I am not hungry.
34. You don't even hurt me. What do you hurt? Tengger singer?
35. One day, the duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said that it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck and the good duck.
36. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.
37. Once upon a time, there were two turtles who looked very similar. One was called at home, and the other was called out. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. After a closer look, it was a turtle at home.
38. Xiaoming was not feeling well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said that his throat was "inflamed" and he said, "Hi"
39.m and N had a fight and finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.
4. Yang was poisoned, and Ouyang Feng detoxified him. He said to the little dragon girl, "Don't look at me, I'm just suppressing itching. The little dragon girl received," Green ... green grass has become more fragrant for me? Advanced humorous homophonic jokes (Part III)
41. Two grandfathers are playing chess, child: Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, grandpa, you were rode away by yourself.
42. What song was Yugong singing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.
43. The rice crust and mud are good friends. One day Mud went to the rice crust's house to play with the rice crust and asked who you are. Mud said I am mud, I am mud. Did you hear that? I am your father.
44. Guo Donglin suddenly calls his wife from kidney calculi's agent: Stone is coming in winter. His wife was stunned: to see the sea?
45. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura.
46. One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe: "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I lost my giraffe."
47. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.
48. I seem to have gained weight. I'll accompany you to lose weight. Let's stop eating meat.
49. Even I don't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?
5. Medusa petrified a general's wife. The general was angry: "How dare you petrify your wife!" Medusa: Hate … and lonely birds have sung their grief?
51. I accidentally bumped into my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I bumped my knee. Did you hear that?
52. I'm easy to get along with, and I can't get along well. I'll find my own reasons.
53. The male shark stunned the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why, and he said aggrieved, "I just want to take two photos with her."
54. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: you duck don't have to.
55. I heard that watching martial arts films can help you lose weight, because it often says, you are thin to death.
56. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We have to play well.
57. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "No, I am a crab!" "
58. You don't even taste me. What do you taste? Pinru?
59. Today, when I went to school, the teacher asked me where the book was.
6. When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turned out to be called eating a child's cheese. Some humorous jokes with life segments woven into homophonic stalks
Some humorous jokes with life segments woven into homophonic stalks
1. Yongqi helped Emperor Ama to take a bath and even rubbed out Ama mud.
2. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Crab boss …" Crab boss: "You're welcome"
3. What if he is tall? Don't you just want to bend over and talk to me when you meet me?
4. Once upon a time, there was a duckling, who was very short and called mud duck. A duck in the class came over and said, What a short mud duck.
5. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like mud"
6. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his mobile phone.
7. One day, Bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire, and the ice cream melted and fell to the ground. Bear said, "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
8. You are looking for Ouyang Xiu.
9. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer, You see other girls can receive flowers, why don't you give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
1. Yang was poisoned, and Ouyang Feng detoxified him. He said to the little dragon girl, "Don't look at me, I'm just suppressing itching. The little dragon girl received," Green ... green grass has become more fragrant for me?
11. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? A: Enjoy it!
12. The doctor prescribed me some pills, and I accidentally knocked over the bottle, and the pills rolled out, screaming that it was a good sound.
13. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.
14. A hunter shot a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, hahaha, I am a reflection fox.
15. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.
16. how is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.
17. I went to buy Chinese hamburger and asked my boss to put more spicy food on it. I just ate it and fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried.