40 Love Secrets You Learned After Having a Girlfriend

1. When you go out to play, whether you want to take pictures depends on whether you are wearing makeup or not.

2. Girls always have endless fat and endless beauty.

3. Being able to take pictures is the most important skill in the eyes of girls, bar none.

4. Her hair is everywhere in the room, except on her head.

5. A girl’s strength is a mystery. She looks like Lin Daiyu when she is capping lemon bottles, and like Wu Song when she is unpacking express delivery.

6. 2 minutes in her mouth = 2 hours, arriving soon = not out yet.

7. She is always clamoring to lose weight while eating meat and drinking milk tea.

8. When she is fine, she has something to do, and when she is in trouble, it is nothing serious. When she smiles, she means: I am so angry!

9. Sometimes she is very sensitive. Even if you send a new emoticon during chat, she will wonder if she is chatting with other girls.

10. Significant words of anger: Oh, um, whatever, I know... As long as you hear these keywords, the coaxing is over.

11. Some things are obviously yours, but she uses them more than you do.

12. Girls will wear their hair loose on the first day after washing their hair, tie it in a ponytail on the second day, put it on a braid on the third day, and wear a hat on the fourth day.

13. In the past, when a girl lost her temper, she cried, made trouble, and hung herself. Now, when she loses her temper, she deletes notes, unpins, and doubles the red number.

14. I usually feel tired after walking two more steps, and I can go shopping for 25,000 miles without blushing or out of breath.

15. I also like to be on top, but I often run out of energy quickly.

16. Girls are always short of suitable clothes, even if the wardrobe is full.

17. The first thing you do when you get home is to take off your underwear, and pull it out from your armpits or collar.

18. It looks very light, but it is heavy to hold:)

19. Everything she finds unpalatable and cannot be eaten will be stuffed into your stomach.

20. There is actually a laundry detergent specifically designed for washing underwear.

21. It turns out that the little fairy can not only snore, but also grind her teeth, turn over, grab the quilt, and kick you.

22. She is more excited than you when she sees a beautiful woman. She not only looks at it herself, but also pulls you to enjoy it together.

23. No matter how big the bed is, you can only sleep one-fifth of it.

24. There are so many types of sanitary napkins, day use, night use, cotton/mesh, 2701420...

25. Girls smell good. It's like being marinated in flowers.

26. She is extremely ticklish, especially in her ears, and cannot even whisper.

27. When you see stores like Miniso and MUJI, you must go into them, but often you just go in but don’t buy.

28. Occasionally I want to watch short films, but I just can’t find them.

29. The speed of using paper will produce a qualitative leap. The previous pack of paper was now gone in a few days.

30. Bath = remove makeup, wash face, wash hair, condition hair, blow dry hair mask, apply body lotion.

31. The chat history between her and her best friend is a first-class secret and will never be allowed to be seen by you.

32. Her criteria for choosing a mobile phone are that it takes good photos and looks good, and the rest doesn’t matter.

33. Especially able to stay up late, just like an owl, he becomes energetic at night.

34. When going out to eat, you have to take photos of hair ties first. The food will be cold after just one operation.

35. Wear earrings when sleeping. If you don’t wear them, the ear holes will heal within a few days.

36. It turns out that you can only wash your bangs when washing your hair.

37. The change in the name she calls you can directly reflect her mood. If she calls you by your first name, be prepared to get beaten.

38. Girls’ hair is too difficult to dry, and your hands will get sore from blowing it hard.

39. There is a big difference between before and after makeup. At least you have eyebrows after makeup.

40. There are a bunch of photo editing software on your mobile phone, such as Meiquan Xiuxiu, Butter Camera, etc.