I was deeply impressed by two pieces of news in these two days.
After 90' s in Tianjin, the canteen lady was called "Auntie" by the students, and posted a notice to reply to domineering.
In the campus canteen of Tianjin University, a post-90s staff member became domineering because he posted a notice on the window of the canteen, which read: Any student who has reached the age of 13 should call me aunt again and be dragged out to serve immediately. I also wrote that the child who called her aunt griddle below, I promise I won't kill you when you come out. As soon as this announcement came out, many students responded and spread it on the Internet. This young lady is a staff member in the canteen, and she is humorous and cheerful. She said that she only wrote this for fun with her classmates, but she didn't expect it to get angry!
The other is that primary school students are all born stage actors, and a netizen basks in his first-grade stage actor. This test paper is very interesting to many people when they see it. Many netizens said: Jiezi is too poor, definitely a Tianjin doll.
A friend of mine told me that there are many such players around him, and she was deeply impressed by a coach. Once, she said to the coach, "I am so nervous about coaching." The coach said, "What are you nervous about? What you should be afraid of is those aisles. " My friend is confused at once. On another occasion, it is said that she stopped her car nervously while practicing. The coach asked her, "You can't cross the red light or the green light. Don't you have a favorite color? " After listening to this, I exclaimed that this coach is a player hidden in the people.
I found that there are not a few Tianjin people around me who are so humorous. Are there such musicians around you? Come and play with us!
There are as many people as there are in Tianjin.
Tianjin people are full of humor in their bones, which has been passed down from generation to generation. What others want to learn is just a scratch. Just like those self-proclaimed "masters" of mainstream cross talk in Jiang Kun, they will never understand Tianjin people's natural sense of humor, let alone master it! If you don't have the humor of Tianjin people, don't talk about cross talk! This is my judgment on behalf of all people who like cross talk in China!
The fixed staff is about150,000, and the other millions are mobile.
Today is the second day of October in the lunar calendar, and the moon has quietly fallen asleep. There are many stars in the sky. I looked up at the stars and counted them from the Big Dipper: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, then Capricorn, eight, nine, ten … I couldn't count them, just like a folk hand hiding in Tianjin.
Tianjin is conservative and open, exclusive and inclusive, frivolous and deep, and various contradictions are intertwined, which makes Tianjin people pay attention to both pressure and pressure today. A few words of gag will pass, but it's urgent to have pancake fruit with ham. The voice is sonorous and neat, which makes people think that they are quarreling. In fact, it is just arrogance, but it is just warm-hearted and considerate.
I came to Tianjin Wei
I didn't learn anything
Learned to drive.
I called over 200.
The police came to me.
I was startled.
Roll and crawl
I climbed into the rat's nest.
The mouse saw me.
Call out big brother
Big brother, big brother
You look really good.
One pockmarked face after another.
If you grow soybeans,
Plant one in the pit.
I came to Tianjin Wei
I didn't learn anything
Learned to drive.
I called over 200.
The police came to me.
I was startled.
Roll and crawl
I climbed into the rat's nest.
The mouse saw me.
Call out big brother
Big brother, big brother
You look really good.
One pockmarked face after another.
If you grow soybeans,
Plant one in the pit.
I came to Tianjin Wei
I didn't learn anything
Learned to drive.
I called over 200.
The police came to me.
I was startled.
Roll and crawl
I climbed into the rat's nest.
The mouse saw me.
Call out big brother
Big brother, big brother
You look really good.
One pockmarked face after another.
If you grow soybeans,
Plant one in the pit.
In Tom and Jerry Tianjin edition, this song belongs to Tianjin Express. 666
I didn't learn when I came to Tianjinwei. I learned to drive and ran over more than 200 people. The police came to me, and I hid in the ladies' room. I still remember the opening joke of Tianjin version of Tom and Jerry. Occasionally, when I feel depressed, I will say a few words unconsciously, and my mood will be much better immediately. The cat inside is called Bo Er, and the most common words are: Hey, Ruibangzi, look at you, poor boy!
Goubuli Steamed Buns in Tianjin, 18th Street Twist, Wang Pin Hot Pot, Mutton kebabs, the old man fishing by the sea, and Heping Road Pedestrian Street. I miss it so much! When I was at school, the pancake eggs at the school gate were also called pancake eggs. Last year, I attended a classmate's party and went back to see that pancake eggs have evolved into "pancake rolls everything". The sense of humor of Tianjin people is really integrated into their bones and into their lives.
Tianjin students in universities are almost all natural players. In the words of ernesto guevara in Guangxi, everyone here is talented, talented and speaks well. They are really good at saying that people all over the country, no matter which province, quarrel with Tianjin people and promise not to win. They can always beat you in tone, speed, rhythm, language organization and speaking momentum. They also have a natural sense of humor and a distinctive dialect blessing, which is simply the founder of Sanqing in the paragraph. Even MacArthur said that anyone who dares to quarrel with Tianjin people on land must be insane.
When I was in college, I took a course in China Language and Literature. I remember that the lecturer said that Tianjin is a dialect island, which means that the dialects in this place are obviously different from those in the surrounding areas. Therefore, the most likely explanation is that Tianjin people moved in from other places on a large scale at a certain period in history. According to some historians' research, Tianjin people migrated from Anhui when the prince swept north, so Tianjin dialect originated in northern Anhui.
But it doesn't seem right At that time, the Anhui brothers who lived in the dormitory next door didn't like to talk. Brother Tianjin, who lives in our dormitory, how can he talk so well?
Take a walk in Tianjin and meet the local people.
There are ancestral jokes and eloquence, some have learned a little fur, and eloquence between mortals is everywhere!