Part 1 of a sentence that satirizes the selfishness of others

1. Just look at it and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

2. I really don’t understand what these Chinese celebrities think. They just go to major film festivals every day to attend the red carpets if they don’t have any works. They are all busy old ladies squeezing their breasts and revealing their cleavages. Isn't this beautiful? There are also those who kneel down and kiss each other on the red carpet. Do you think that is your bedroom? It’s really embarrassing for the Chinese people to go abroad.

3. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

4. Don’t dare to yell at me for thinking that you are Popeye after eating some spinach.

5. When life maliciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

6. Your face is majestic and majestic, standing tall and majestic in the world.

7. Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to avoid the censure of others.

8. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

9. When there are legends in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

10. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

11. At the moment, my thoughts are very Dongporou, but my emotions are very salty and pepper pork ribs. -

12. Marriage is the tomb of love - if there is no house, you can't even enter the tomb!

13. Our goal: Focus on money and make big profits.

14. I always don’t understand a question, why do some people think you are a man?

15. I love you, but I dare not say it. I am afraid that if I say it, I will die immediately.

16. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That is an insult to a pig.

17. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

18. The scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, and the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it.

19. Your appearance is very refreshing! !

20. I try hard to control the devil in my heart, but I ignore that you may just be the devil. Sentences that satirize others for doing things selfishly Part 2

21. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

22. You graduated from a school for mentally retarded students, got perfect scores on every test, and won the highest scholarship every year.

23. No matter what happens, don’t let your feelings sow seeds at will, otherwise they will take root and you will have to struggle to pull them out even if you want to. If the roots are deep, you will not be able to pull them out even if you want to.

24. I really don’t want to use my endless colorful vocabulary to attack your barren language.

25. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich , and everyone is destined; if a man is reliable, sows will climb trees!

26. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when nominated for the gold medal.

27. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men tell more lies in bed than anywhere else.

28. Lei Feng did good things without leaving his name, but he recorded everything in his diary.

29. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!

30. How can we bring out the beauty of the world without your presence?

32. Your brain is flooded and you haven’t arranged for water pipes, right?

33. Take medicine when you are sick. If you don’t know what medicine to take, go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be one suitable for you.

34. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!

35. Third party, your skirt fell off

36. You even believe the advertisements, you are stupid by reading!

37. I only like the flowers that add to the cake, but who is willing to give the charcoal in the snow.

38. Do excellent work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor dull.

39. The world is full of flowers, people have hearts, and men deceive people; they change their hearts when they achieve their goals, pitying the hearts of girls in the world; they break their hearts for men, and men are all flowers;

40 .There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high. Don't force yourself to talk about some things. Don't force yourself to do things with others.

1. It is important to know how to cherish other people's affection, but it is more important to like it in moderation. I know I'm not qualified to accuse others, but I can't help but wonder, if everyone is so sensible, why can't they be more decent about liking it? Although I have always been careless, I also know that some things cannot be forced. The hobby of causing trouble to others is a burden. I have always been selfish about my feelings. This is the only thing I can be honest and selfish about. It is too precious and I will never give it to anyone generously. If I use it to be generous to others, I would be compromising myself. I will never do such a terrible thing in my life.

2. It turns out that love cannot conquer the present. Some things cannot come after all. We are wandering at the intersection. Everything in front of us is not like a rehearsal in the past. Let us also learn to let go this time and look forward to being you next time. If you meet love again, he will be a boy more suitable for you than me.

3. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: covered by habits, blurred by time, and consumed by inertia. Some things, if you know clearly from the beginning that they will not end well, don't be wishful thinking and forcefully seek a good outcome. Successful people have great spirit, they are bold and brave.

4. Although some things cannot be looked back on. There is a kind of love with tears on it; although it is painful to give up, feelings cannot be forced! What is caught is also scars and pain. There is nothing in it; whether it has been grasped or whether it has gone away.

5. There will always be unexpected warmth and endless hope in life. No matter how hard the road ahead is, as long as you go in the right direction, you are closer to happiness than standing still. There is no need to deliberately meet anyone, nor to be eager to own anyone, nor to forcefully keep anyone. Some people and some things are hard to come by. You cannot force others to love you. You can only work hard to make yourself a person worthy of love. The rest depends on fate. May we all have the ability to love ourselves and have the energy to love others.

6. I am very satisfied just saying good night to you every day. Yes, I know that some things cannot be forced. I will bear this pain as my own retribution. No one is right or wrong, you will never be erased from my heart.

7. Sometimes you have to be satisfied. There are some things that some people cannot force, they can only do this. So, do your own thing well and have a clear conscience. come on! Come on, school starts tomorrow!

8. It’s good to go to a museum alone. You can stop and go, look at your favorite murals for a while, stay for a while at your favorite small bottle, take photos, and listen to the explanations. Even if you give yourself a holiday temporarily, there are some things you can't force yourself to do, so be it~

9. There are many things you hate, but you can still accept them reluctantly. But there are some things that I don’t hate, but they are increasingly unacceptable.

10. A stranger sent me something via WeChat and I actually felt sick! I was just curious. It turns out that some things cannot be forced.

11. From tomorrow on, you should spend less and study more, watch less TV and sleep more. You can’t go on like this anymore. Some things you know will make you unhappy if you do them, so why do you force yourself to be unhappy?

12. The most unforced thing in the world is love. I can only say that the time when we met was wrong. There are some people and things that I still can’t forget.

13. Due to some unexpected events during this period, I calmed down and thought about it. Suddenly I understood a lot of things. Some people and some things really cannot be forced.

14. In fact, I don’t think about anything. Some things cannot be forced. And what I say is the truth. I sincerely want to say I’m sorry. I don’t ask for anything else. I want to hold on to some simple happiness every day. Just fine.

15. My love for you is true, but my heart is cold. From your distrust. Cold from the start. Didn't care from the start. It has been worn away bit by bit. Love is easy to find. It’s not easy to grow old. Something was wrong from the start.

It turns out that some things were considered betrayal from the beginning. Even if they are barely together. After all, one cannot be redeemed in this life. I'm not good. I am the only one in the whole world. If you lose it, you will never have it again in this life. This has been said from the beginning. It's a pity that you didn't take it seriously.

16. There are some people and things that you can’t have, so don’t force yourself. You feel uncomfortable in your heart. Life is so long and you meet so many people. Why do you stop here? Because it’s just you. , I miss you, I have to hold back, I don’t want to contact you, if you don’t take the initiative, I don’t want to either, I’m tired, that’s it.

18. Although it is painful to give up and there is nothing in it, it is also a happy possession: this is how life is. What is caught is also the scars and pain: feelings cannot be forced! Although some things cannot be looked back on.

19. Understand that some things cannot be forced, not on yourself, let alone others.

20. She is very confident and walks towards you slowly. She is confident in herself and in you. If you decide to do something, you must do it, even if it is reluctant, I have to do it! I want you not to marry her today!

21. Some people do not belong to you after all, some things cannot be forced after all, some relatives and parents cannot understand you after all, or even misunderstand you. You will eventually have to spend a period of helplessness, loneliness and struggle alone. Bar.

22. As a human being, you can be sensible, but you cannot be sensible enough to lose yourself. If you don't want to help, just refuse it decisively. If you don't want to do something, don't force it. Try to listen to your own voice, and your life will be clear and clear.

23. Some things were missed after all. After all, I failed to seize the opportunity. Although I have regrets, I am relieved. It cannot be forced. It is better to let go when you know the answer, let go of yourself and let go of others. This will be better for everyone.

24. There are some things that you need to look away from. If you can’t force it, don’t force it. The most important thing is to work hard to be yourself. The only thing you can ask for is yourself. Be a hard-working person and be a person who is for yourself. For those who keep working hard for their dreams, only in this way will they not regret it. So no matter what unpleasant things happen, you have to let them go after they have passed. I believe in myself! Sentences that satirize others for not being rigorous in doing things

Sentences that satirize others for not being rigorous in doing things (Part 1)

1. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time, and write love as having been in love.

2. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

3. God will regret not adding a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of countless expressions.

4. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

5. To be unfaithful, you must be unfilial to your relatives; you must not be trustworthy when making friends, and you must be unethical in treating your subordinates. This kind of person is the villain among villains!

6. I would rather understand you resisting desperately under a gangster than endure you being in a state of ecstasy under a man!

7. People say that I married you with flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.

8. The light is glowing! Thank you! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!

9. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact.

10. Are nymphomaniacs guilty? Don't worry, even if you are guilty, I will not sin against you, it will only make you feel sick.

11. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

12. You are an immoral man who got stabbed. There is no one in this land for forty miles, you are a wolf.

13. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but in fact the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must have money!

14. I have never seen you like this before, even though you said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.

15. In the past, a woman wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back together with me.

16. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men tell more lies in bed than anywhere else.

17. You, a shameless woman, always have to pay back when you come out to fool around. If you don’t work as a mistress, I curse you to never be happy in your life.

18. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

19. If a mosquito bites you on the face, it will make you want to commit suicide. yulujb

20. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am. Sentences that satirize others for not doing things rigorously (Part 2)

21. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

22. Do you have any childhood shadow? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and youth.

23. You are very patriotic, dedicated and courageous. You will never speak ill of others behind their backs or frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have noble moral character. You never beat others up, you are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive me for what I just said against my will.

24. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

25. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students.

26. I try hard to control the devil in my heart, but I ignore that you may just be the devil.

27. At the moment, my thoughts are very Dongporou, but my emotions are very salty and pepper pork ribs. -

28. When there is a legend in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

29. Don’t say to me: “Actually you are very good” when we break up. Then you dump me?

30. As soon as I open my eyes, I will know that you are a monster.

31. I am not a fortune teller, and I can’t tell you what you like to hear.

32. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

33. You are so shameless. Your face looks like a car accident scene, which fundamentally subverts the human understanding of ugliness.

34. Hi! Brother, how can you develop more horizontally than vertically?

35. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

36. The hair is gone and the dandruff is even better!

37. Adults hope that beautiful flowers of wisdom will bloom in their children’s heads, but they hope that the heads of other people’s children will be just a pile of weeds.

38. In fact, others are reluctant to pay attention to you because they care about you too much. Really, you should listen to it seriously.

39. I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I find it tiring to do laundry and cooking.

40. Make a decision with a slap on your head, make a promise with a slap on your chest, and leave with a slap on your butt. If you learn these ways to do things, things will come naturally

1. Learn to be silent

Sometimes, you are misunderstood and you don’t want to argue, so you choose to remain silent. Not everyone has to understand you, so you think there is no need to shout to the whole world. But sometimes, you are misunderstood by the person you love most, and you are so sad that you don't want to argue, so you can only choose to remain silent.

The whole world can not understand you, but he should understand. If he can't understand, what else can he say? There are often moments in life when even Schubert is speechless. After all, not all right and wrong can be clearly defined, and there may even be no real right and wrong at all. So, if you don't want to talk, just don't talk. When talking more is useless, silence may be the best explanation.

2. Learn to be calm

When you hit the bottom of your life, everyone around you tells you: Be strong and be happy. Strength is absolutely necessary, but happiness? In this case, I'm afraid it's too difficult for you. After all, who can still feel happy when they fall to pieces? But at least you can be calm. Look at this matter calmly and deal with other matters that need to be dealt with calmly. Peaceful, without happiness or unhappiness.

3. Learn to bend down, this will be an unexpected gain

Differences of opinion with others may even lead to verbal conflicts, so you are depressed because you feel that It's someone else's malicious intent. Stop brooding and go home and mop the floors.

Grab a rag, bend down, put your knees on the ground, and wipe every corner of the floor in front of you clean. Then rethink everything I said during that conflict. Now, you find that there is something wrong with you, right? You are gradually becoming calmer, aren't you?

Sometimes you have to learn to bend over, because this action can make you humble. While working your body, you also polish your mind. Moreover, you also have a smooth floor. This is your second gain.

4. Don’t think about what it would have been like back then

You said that life is a long road with infinite forks, and you are always making choices. If you just choose to eat fried noodles or fried rice, the impact may not seem big, but what department to study, what job to do, whether to get married or not, whether to have children, each choice has far-reaching consequences, and different choices will inevitably create completely different things. Same life. You also said that the unbearable feeling in life is that there is no chance to start over. If it was like that at the beginning, it won't be like that now...

It's better not to say any more of this kind of murmuring full of sadness. In fact, there is no real good or bad choice in every fork in the road. As long as you regard life as your own unique creation, you will not look back frequently if you had made a different choice.

5. Effort

Walking in the forest, you see a vine attached to a tree trunk, softness and solidity intertwined with each other. You are moved by this quiet and beautiful scene. Let happiness and belonging stop here. you think. I wonder what kind of ups and downs the future will bring? Maybe the vines will break and the trees will fall. Maybe the sky will be barren and the earth will grow old. You think again.

Then, please stop time at this moment. Stop motion is eternity. If there is this quiet and beautiful moment in eternity, all kinds of disasters that may be encountered in the future will have been comforted and rewarded. Hard work, whether successful or not, is at least once beautiful.

6. Keep it simple

Because you think too much, you often complicate your life. Although you are obviously living in the present, you are always thinking about the past and worrying about the future. If you insist on carrying the past, future and present with you, your life will of course only be muddled. Rather it is simply a state of grace. Simply feel the changes in the weather with your skin, simply taste the fragrance of the grass after the rain with your nose, and simply capture the distant mountains and close scenery like a painting with your eyes.

Simply live in the present moment. But right now, it doesn’t really matter what is true or false. Since there is no right and wrong, there is no need to think about it; there is no truth or falsehood, so there is no need to dwell on and worry about it. Nothing is true or false, isn't it just like dreaming? Yes, just treat your life as a dream and execute it.

7. Occasionally "cheesy"

After eating too much healthy food, occasionally you want to eat duck tongue and salted chicken. After watching too many famous dramas by masters, occasionally you want to watch a TV series that can't stop you from being slapped and shed tears. After listening to too much classical music, sometimes you want to sing a pop song about loving him for a hundred years and hating him for ten thousand years. You know that healthy food is meaningful for strengthening the stomach and intestines, famous dramas are meaningful for cultivating temperament, and classical music is meaningful for improving spirituality. However, sometimes you don’t actually want your life to be so meaningful all the time.

You don’t need to tie yourself so tightly in life. Occasionally a little indulgence is moral. Being full of aura may be close to an adult, but occasionally being tacky will make you more approachable.

8. Control your emotions

Today you are unhappy because someone stabbed you with words. You don't like arguing, so you leave. But you just left that person, but you didn't leave the situation of being hurt by that person, so the more you thought about it, the angrier you became. The more angry you are, the less energy you have to care about other things. Many things that should be dealt with more seriously are ignored, ignored and omitted in the midst of your overwhelming confusion.

Because you are just angry with all your heart. Making a fuss about emotions is a waste of yourself, and it is a very bad waste. After all, being angry also takes effort, and being angry will definitely damage your vitality. So, if you are as smart as you are, don’t let your emotions control you. Before you get angry again, you might as well remind yourself softly: Don’t waste it.

9. Never miss the best opportunity

You once bought a piece of clothing that you liked very much but couldn’t bear to wear it. You solemnly enshrined it in the closet. After a long time, when you saw it again time, only to find that it was outdated. So, you just missed it. You once bought a beautiful cake but couldn't bear to eat it, and kept it solemnly in the refrigerator. After a long time, when you saw it again, you found that it had expired. So you too are missing out on it.

Not having the clothes to wear when you like it the most, not having the cakes to taste at the most delicious times, just like not doing things when you want to do the most, are all regrets. Life also has a shelf life, so what you want to do should be done as early as possible. If you just solemnly enshrine your wish in your heart but never implement it, then the only result is to miss it, just like the outdated clothes or the expired cake.

10. Occasionally deviating from the track

One time you took a train and planned to go to point A, but suddenly you suddenly decided to get off the train at underground point B on the way. Maybe the unique place names attracted you, or maybe the accidental scenery touched you. In short, you changed your original itinerary and experienced an unexpected trip full of surprises. Place A is your original goal, but place B allows you to experience a small adventure. Looking back, you said it was an unforgettable derailment experience.

Isn’t this true for many times in life? Running to your only purpose without any distractions is just fulfilling your original itinerary; only by leaving the preset track can you have the opportunity to discover other scenery.

11. Return to calm

There was a time when you were in a low mood and did not even bother to open the curtains and look at the sunshine outside the window. So of course you forgot to take a look at the pot of margarita on the windowsill that needs to drink water every day. I don’t know how long it took, but finally one day, you got through the low point of your mood, and at the same time, you thought of your Margaret. Oh my god, poor flower, is she still alive? You cautiously opened the curtains, only to see her swaying in the wind, her beauty so beautiful.

It turns out that in the past few days, although you forgot to feed her water, God did not forget to favor her with rain and dew. Many things happen quietly out of your sight, and they arrange themselves quietly. All things are born and nurtured by nature. There is nothing to worry about. All you have to do is be yourself and leave no regrets. That is enough.