Classic sentences that satirize others in the circle of friends (Part 1)
1. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.
2. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves and being deceived by others.
3. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.
4. Do you have any childhood shadow? I think you have shadows not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and youth.
5. The roundest thing in the world does not have to be a ball, it can also be a person.
6. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.
7. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.
8. We are born with a mother but no father, and we are born to destroy our outlook on life, values ??and worldview!
9. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect. Then stick to a safe distance.
10. I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I find it tiring to do laundry and cooking.
11. The plug is inserted into the hole, and the socket is inserted into the hole!
12. Hair is gone and dandruff is even more noticeable!
13. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.
14. All projects built in the name of the people. They are all shoddy projects.
15. I really don’t want to use my endless colorful vocabulary to attack your barren language. Classic sentences that satirize others in the circle of friends (Part 2)
16. As soon as you go out, birds will fly away from thousands of mountains, and people will disappear from thousands of paths.
17. Cow dung is cow dung. No matter how fragrant you are, flowers will generally not be placed on your body because it would be degrading to your beauty.
18. Don’t wash it. If it weren’t for the mud, this old car would have fallen apart.
19. You have to ask your mother to stuff you back and give you a new birth. You can only do this if your forehead is squeezed into a lump by the door. Your mother must have pinched you when you were born.
20. There are countless possibilities for you to have a difficult life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to have a difficult life today!
21. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.
22. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
23. The one with wings does not have to be an angel, he may be a birdman.
24. You are just a remainder in a division equation. No matter how perfect the accessory is, it cannot compare to the original, not to mention that your accessory is just a defective product.
25. A person’s death is a cup of tea.
26. When the weather clears up and the rain stops, you feel like you can do it again.
27. The world is full of flowers, people have hearts, and men deceive people; they change their hearts when they achieve their goals, pitying the hearts of girls in the world; they break their hearts for men, and men are all flowers;
28 .When there are legends in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.
29. Is there another person in the world who would admit that he does not dare? The word "unwilling" is the best excuse for "dare not".
30. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich , and everyone is destined; if a man is reliable, sows will climb trees! Sentences to ridicule others who are particularly geeky in the circle of friends (general 30 sentences)
Sentences to ridicule others who are particularly geeky in the circle of friends (Part 1)
1. The reason for constipation is that the earth’s gravity is too small .
2. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.
3. When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.
4. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.
5. I don’t want to hit you anymore. I can tell you are a mule as soon as I look at you, a piece of shit.
6. You think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth must look up to it!
7. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves and being deceived by others.
8. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!
9. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!
10. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things.
11. I finally know why there is famine in the world because of your presence.
12. You are very patriotic, dedicated and courageous. You will never speak ill of others behind their backs or frame others. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have noble moral character. You never beat others up, you are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive me for what I just said against my will.
13. Look, look at your face, it’s called a shoehorn face, it’s an authentic pig kidney face!
14. I can tell at a glance that you were born from your mother and aliens who had been together for too long.
15. The roundest thing in the world does not have to be a ball, it can also be a person. Sentences that ridicule others in the circle of friends (Part 2)
16. You have to ask your mother to stuff you back and give birth to you again. Your forehead is squeezed into a piece of shit before you can do this. When you were born, you were Your mother took it.
17. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange species. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.
18. Why are you covering your face with your butt!
19. No matter how good you are, you are still a fat man! Do you think you will turn into a pig if you eat every day?
20. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
21. I have never seen you like this before, even though you said NO, you still confess your love so shamelessly.
22. A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum, your brain has been struck by lightning.
23. I love you, but I dare not say it. I am afraid that if I say it, I will die immediately.
24. You are an immoral man who got stabbed. There is no one in this land for forty miles, you are a wolf.
25. After all, this is not a society where people love each other, so you’d better be restrained.
26. If I hadn’t met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending.
27. The one with wings does not have to be an angel, he may be a birdman.
28. You are the junior brother of Sun Wukong and the senior brother of Sha Wujing.
29. Life becomes lonely; dreams become reality; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .
30. The third party, your skirt fell off. Classic sarcastic sentences in the circle of friends
Part 1 of the classic sarcastic sentences in the circle of friends
1 .When the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so cool, you should not cry, because my departure has not taken away your world.
2. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when nominated for the gold medal.
3. You, a shameless woman, always have to pay back when you come out to fool around. If you don’t work as a mistress, I curse you to never be happy in your life.
4. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.
5. It is so shameless to pretend to be a sanctimonious gentleman even though you look like an animal!
6. I don’t know why you smile all day long, it’s like your rag shoes have worn threads.
7. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.
8. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.
9. Snoring loudly when going to bed, and often wears underwear inside out.
10. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as having been in love.
11. Some people say you look like a mouse, some say you look like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!
12. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.
13. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves and being deceived by others.
14. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!
15. Other people’s money is my personal belongings. Part 2 of the more classic satirical sentences in the circle of friends
16. After the housing reform, you can’t afford housing. After the medical reform, you can’t afford medical care. After the education reform, you can’t afford to go to school.
17. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!
18. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.
19. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, but he is willing to be like a cow under his skirt.
20. Many girls got Han Hong’s disease, but they did not die.
21. I am really surprised at your shamelessness.
22. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich , and everyone is destined; if a man is reliable, sows will climb trees!
23. The light is glowing! Thank you! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!
24. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling. This feeling is just like the feeling when I have a nightmare.
25. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.
26. You are willing to use it as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your buttocks.
27. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?
28. As soon as I open my eyes, I will know that you are a monster.
29. Your appearance is very refreshing.
30. God will regret not adding a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of countless expressions. Sentences to mock others_A collection of classic sentences to mock others
1 Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.
2 I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the delicious food of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
3 Please don’t insult my intelligence with your poor acting skills!
4 When animals wear these clothes, they become humans. As soon as you put it on, you will immediately become an animal.
5 A first-class person has ability but no temper; a second-class person has ability and has no temper. Have a temper; a low-class person has no ability and has a bad temper.
6 A tree has only one skin, and a human has only one face. If a tree doesn’t need skin, it will surely die. If a person has no shame, he will be invincible in the world.
7 If God wants to cause people to perish, he must first make them crazy; if God wants to make people crazy, he must first make them buy a house.
8 Why are you covering your face with your butt!
9 Your left cheek needs a slap, and your right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.
10 People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.
11 When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. But when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.
12 Some people are like this. If they are maggots, they feel that the whole world is a big cesspool.
13 Stealing one person’s idea is plagiarism, stealing many people’s ideas is research.
14 The cold eyebrows are shameful to the adulterer, and the loose soil is willing to be the cow under the skirt.
15 If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!
16 How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.
17 Cows are ordinary people, and cows are literati.
18 Women are tools for making human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.
19 A beggar is a person who taxes your conscience.
20 If your ugliness could generate electricity, nuclear power plants around the world could be shut down.
21 Damn, you look so damn easy to recognize.
22 The more you spend, the closer you are to your bed.
23 My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: If Han Hong is not dead, I will get Han Hong’s disease.
24 The person riding the white horse may not be the prince, he may be Tang Monk.
25 I think workers are the most beautiful people! Without the hard work of workers all over the world, what would we eat? Without the labor of laborers, what should we wear? You don’t have food and clothing, so why are you so beautiful?
26 This handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend
27 My mother asked me if I have a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: You can have this. I said: This Really not
28. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.
29 Driving is not difficult, except for the newcomers!
30 I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, and a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my shoulder.
31 When I see you, I feel like I have arrived at the scene of a car accident.
32 You are really a worm trying to shake a tree, how easy is it?
33 If you choose to look up to others at 45 degrees, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135 degrees.
34 Everyone is equal before money, but everyone is unequal before fate.
35 We don’t know whether pigs can be as happy as humans; but we often see humans as easily satisfied as pigs.
36 I don’t remember sorrows. I usually report them on the spot.
37 Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically...
38 I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!
39 My advantage is: I know my mistakes and can correct them. . . My shortcoming is: I changed to be very low-key. . . -
40 Your teeth are so white (you are so dark).
41 The grenade will explode upon seeing you.
42 If a woman wants to please herself, she will allow a man to be poor if he wants to please himself!
43 Go get a haircut and change your hairstyle. You look best with your face covered like this.
44 They say that men become bad when they are rich, but I have been a good man for more than 20 years!
45 It is said that beauty matches a beast, so I will be a beast at any time.
46 When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, eat wild vegetables in the hotel.
47 You are Sun Wukong’s junior brother and Sha Wujing’s senior brother.
48 It’s useless to be so fat. I wonder if pork production is seriously declining now?
49 You are really tired of the eunuch who does not understand the emperor.
50 If you are not blind, don't use your ears to understand me.
51 I am the most honest person. Never tell lies. Except this sentence.
52 I finally understood through tears that some people cannot lose weight once they gain weight.
53 The deaths of millions are just a statistic.
54 Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.
55 The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!
56 If you have something to do, go directly to the topic. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.
57 Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, you can support a brothel.
58 If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will have no light; if there is no you, stupid people will not exist.
59 You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.
60 How long will you stay fat? There are so many beautiful clothes that you can’t fit into. If you go to a clothing store, they will tell you that they don’t have any in your size, only size S.
61 Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning~
62 I really don’t want to see your face of realistic magic anymore.
63 Get out of here, keep getting away.
64 Anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day as long as they are shameless.
65 I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you
66 You are as light as the wind, you are as gentle as the water , you are like mist, you are as romantic as the moon, you are as passionate as the sun, you are as tolerant as the sea, you are as healthy as the cow, you are as long-lived as the tortoise, you are cute as the rabbit, in a word: you are not like a human being at all!
67 The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.
68 You are illegal!
69 The scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it.
70 looks very sci-fi and very abstract!
71 Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, your love is longer than Guan Yunchang, your character is crazier than Nicholas Tse, and your promises are empty than Sun Wukong.
72 I will not go to hell, whoever loves me will go to hell
73 The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.
74 Everyone is made in China, so don’t be mean.
75 Don’t be afraid of being used by others. If others use you, it shows that you are still valuable.
76 Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?
77 When I have money, I will take you to the best neurological hospital.
78 Can we not be embarrassed? If you throw it away, what will you throw away next? Save some and throw them away later.
79 Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.
80 The biggest advantage of getting older is: you don’t want the things you couldn’t get when you were young.
81 The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh to those closest to them. If you change this bad habit, the world will be peaceful.
82 I am very happy when I see someone holding a watermelon, so I am very happy when I see you.
83 You are worse than a bear standing, and worse than a caterpillar lying down. Stop pretending to be a Chinese hero in front of me.
84 You look really postmodern
85 During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek acquaintances.
86 A shamelessly large loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos.
87 Who didn’t take off his pants and exposed you?
88 It’s not your fault for being ugly, it’s your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it’s your fault.
89 people must fall in love at first sight at least once in their lives, so it seems that I have made many people's lives worthwhile. . .
90 One person works in the bank, and the whole family follows suit. If one person does insurance, the whole family will be shameless. One person plays stocks, and the whole family follows suit. If one person plays computer games, the whole family will be brainless.
91 Are you a human being?
92 People I like don’t like me, and people I don’t like don’t like me even more.
93 The physical education teacher in the junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class again will be punished by making her stand on her head.
94 Every time I see you, I have a special feeling. This feeling is just like the feeling when I have a nightmare.
95 Don’t cheat in the exam, fuck you. Don't panic if you cheat, just pretend to be confused if you get caught.
96 Some people say that you won’t have dysmenorrhea after giving birth to a baby, so just give birth to one!
97 Don’t tell others you know me, that’s an insult! You have a rich appearance like a peony, a tough quality like a plum blossom, a pure heart like a lotus, a sweet smile like a peach blossom, and a sassy demeanor like a sunflower. I look around and see that you are just a nymphomaniac!
98 I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to shoot! Those born in the zodiac of walnut the day after tomorrow need a beating! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed!
99 is gold, it will always be spent; it is a mirror, it will always reflect light
100 You couldn’t get 180 in the exam, but my brother got 249
101 If you don’t deserve life, you can’t afford death.
102 Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.
103 You act very brutally! !
104 Your parents should use those ten minutes for a walk!
105 I have been friends with you for so long. You have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to answer you. Therefore, if you live as a cow or a horse in your next life, I will definitely pull grass for you to eat.
106 MMD, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value!
107 I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.
108 You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.