The blind man enters the opium shop----------Modern. (Touch the lamp).

●. The bag in the air is pretending to be crazy. (pretend to be cool).

●. Song Jiang’s military adviser----------useless. (Wu Yong).

●. The old woman went to the henhouse----Idiot. (Bendan).

●. The straw hat seller throws his pole ------ pay attention. (leave the rope).

●. My brother is not at home----------Don't come. (Sister-in-law comes).

●. My nephew lights up lanterns----------as usual. (Uncle Zhao).

●. The rain hits the yellow plum head----------unlucky. (fallen plum).

●. Half a tael of cotton----------no need to discuss. (No bullet required).

●. The bald man holding an umbrella is lawless. (No hair, no sky).

●. Elf transition------------Peace of mind. (Yan Xin).

●. Buying pigs in the horse shop----------nothing like that. (Not that city).

●. The weather in the twelfth lunar month----------do something about it. (frozen hands and frozen feet).

●. It makes no sense for a father to kowtow to his son. (How can there be such a gift).

●. Public toilets are still made of stones ------ causing public outrage. (causing public feces).

●. Wearing a leather jacket backwards----------pretending. (pretending to be a sheep).

●. Confucius moving ---------- is a net loss. (It’s just a book).

●. Pregnant women walking on a single-plank bridge are taking risks out of desperation. (Take risks).

●. Grandma died and her son was helpless. (No uncle).

●. Husband slaps his fan--------- desolate. (Wife Liang).

●. The scholar’s ??towel----------guaranteed loss. (Book included).

●. The turtle climbs the threshold----------but look at this. (But look at this translation).

●. It’s no surprise that towels are the pick of the needles. (Not enough for a flag).

●. A dull knife breaks bamboo------------I can’t think about it. (It won’t ring).

●. Tie chicken feathers to the telephone poles------How brave. (What a big duster).

●. Cracking melon seeds will bring out bed bugs------everyone has them. (There are all kinds of benevolence).

●. Dengcao playing drums------------I don’t want to. (no sound).

●. Lamp grass crutches------------can't make the decision. (Can’t do the leaning).

●. Chatting in the salt shop----------I have nothing to do. (too salty to do anything).

●. Zhang Tianshi did not use a boat to cross the sea - he had his own rules. (Have your own way to cross).

●. Playing the trumpet through the window----------famous. (The sound is outside).

●. The Dragon King moves ----------awesome. (off the sea).

●. Lao Jiu’s brother----------honest. (Old Ten).

●. Buried in an empty coffin----------arrogant. (There is no one among the trees).

●. Jie Yuan in Wang Ba Zhong ---------- Rules. (guiju).

●. Wear gloves in June----conservative. (Guard your hands).

●. Raw peanuts--------------noisy. (It must be fried).

●. The cobbler does not bring an awl - that's fine. (Needle row).

●. It is just right for a girl from the He family to marry into the Zheng family. (Zheng Heshi).

●. Monk’s house----------temple. (wonderful).

●. Washing yellow lotus by the river----------Why bother. (River is bitter).

●. Blind people wear glasses----------fake smartness. (False and false).

●. Dreaming about becoming a butterfly----------Fantasy. (Thinking of Feifei).

●. Monkey learning to walk----------hypocritical. (Fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai------------Long time. (Good wine).

●. The spider pulls the web------------selfishly. (from silk).

●. The blind man carries the blind man on his back----------getting busier and busier. (Blind on top of blind).

●. Long Live My Nose Bleeding----It is red. (I am red).

●. Break the casserole---------ask the end. (Tattoo to the end).

●. Taking a walk in the watermelon field--you can have both sides. (Left and right are circles).

●. Take off the old shoes and replace them with new ones------change the evil and return to the right. (Change your shoes to make things right).

●. Linen bags and straw bags-----each generation is not as good as the last. (One bag is not as good as one bag).

●. The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vividly visible. (Every particle is in the eye).

●. Selling cloth without a ruler----------has bad intentions. (Without intention).

●. The poor carpenter opened his business ---------- only one sentence. (Only one saw).

●. Fire in the brick kiln ----------rumor. (Kiln smoke).

●. The lamp is oil-free ------- It's a waste of time. (Waste of waste).

●. Zhong Kui married his sister and fooled around. (ghost marriage).

●. Dung boat crossing the river------------pretending to be dead. (Pretending to be shit).

●. Sticky nest mixed with yellow lotus ------- year after year of suffering. (One sticky and one sticky bitterness).

●. Open the drawer in the drug store and look for something to play. (find pills).

●. The toad jumped into the well------I don't understand. (Pfft).

●. The opera-riding horse----------no. (walk).

●. Stir-fried pickles without soy sauce ------ I've said it before. (Salt first).

●. Eating dumplings without the fillings is naughty. (picking skin).

●. Getting from Henan to Hunan is even more difficult. (South to South).

●. Make lanterns and move rocks---do as you are told. (copy).

●. The flood washed away the earth temple ------ pay attention. (Liu Shen).

●. Crack the whip in the plowed fields----brag. (to urge cattle).

●. The backbone of a child----------a villain. (The back of the villain).

●. The aviation soldiers turned somersaults--confused right and wrong. (test flight upside down).

●. The mouse fell into the water tank------fashionable. (wet hair).

●. The old monk lives in a cave----nothing. (No temple).

●. The freighter went out to sea----------layman. (foreign airlines).

●. Burning the flagpole------------Sigh. (Long charcoal).

●. The weasel crawls into the chicken coop----speculation. (stealing chicken).

●. Soaking stones in a sauce jar--it's hard to describe in one word. (It takes a little salt to get in).

●. There is a reason for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with round sound).

●. It’s not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs visible).

●. Eating ginseng on the butt----------candidate. (Added later).

●. Emperor Pi’s mother----his skin is too thick. (Queen Mother Pi).

●. Thousand-year-old stone Buddha statue----Honest Man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio------make a fool of yourself. (Sheep appearance).

●. Planting vegetables on the wall----------No chance. (no garden).

●. Fan and talk----crazy talk. (Gossip).

●. Twelve taels of silver---------certain. (one tablet).

●. Sleeping guarding the toilet----you are not far from death. (Not far from shit).

●. Tang Seng’s book------------a serious book. (a true scripture).

●. Eating in a small bowl----------depending on the sky. (by Tim).

●. The meat pot was thrown into the river----------drowsy. (Meat and meat are heavy).

●. The tortoise has a chicken feather in his belly------He returns home like an arrow. (The turtle's heart is like an arrow).

●. There is a cave behind the temple----------it's wonderful. (The temple is clear).

●. Qi Xianhe, the birthday boy----------no way out. (No more deer).

●. Put down 18 yuan twice ------I have heard about it for a long time. (Nine texts and nine texts).

●. The girls in the dyeing room don't wear white shoes - naturally. (Self-dyed).

●. Wearing pigtails behind the butt ------ is against the law and discipline. (The tail hair is messy).

●. The furnace turned over----------unfortunately. (Pour coal).

●. The rice pot was smoking------------confused. (The rice is mushy).