1. Qin Shihuang

In one scene of this series, Mr. Li Si was about to be cut in half. He said to his son very calmly: "From now on, dad can never be with you again. Taking the little yellow dog for a walk at the gate of the city." The executioner raised the ghost-head knife and cut. A close-up of blood. The camera moved up to the sky.

Unfortunately, the cameraman was probably blinded by the wind for a moment and did not even look. A plane flew into the sky.

2. The Romance of the Gods

In this year's big-budget high-tech mythical film, we will not mention how it made the palace The etiquette became "please greetings", not to mention that King Zhou used a writing brush to write poems, not to mention that he put watermelons and tomatoes in the market, not to mention that there was an obvious trademark on the pipa used by Mo Lihong, we said Protagonist.

Mr. Ma: "It's really unfair to marry an incompetent old guy like you. You can't even sell a face."

Jiang Shang (seriously): "The ancients He said: "When Heaven is about to entrust a great responsibility to this person, he must first suffer from hardship, starve his body and skin, strain his muscles and bones, and wear out his body." This is a test given to me by God. I, Jiang Shang, will not suffer poverty forever."

3. Xiao Li Fei Dao

A few gangsters were teasing a beautiful woman in a restaurant. Ah Fei happened to be sitting there. So he started to fight the crime and drew his sword out of its sheath. The gangsters still refused to do it. Jingdi scolded.

The outcome was decided in an instant. The gangsters fell to the ground, and one Qiang stood up and said the line: "What a fast sword..." and then fell to the ground.

A Fei looked arrogantly, then sheathed the sword - he didn't insert it the first time, and he didn't insert it the second time, so he lowered his head and looked at it carefully for a long time, then put the sword back into the sheath with dignity

4. Wu Zetian

The warrior wok called the young Wu Zetian:

"Zetian! Zetian!"

5. Gan Shi Jiu Mei

Yi Jianping: "I wonder what year it is tonight in the palace in the sky..."

Gan Jiu Mei: "The moon waxes and wanes, and people There are joys and sorrows, this poem by Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty is really a masterpiece of the ages..."

Su Dongpo has knowledge underground, I don't know whether he will be ashamed or happy.

6. Jin Taiqi Legend of Xia

Jintai: "How can we get to Bianjing in one day? It seems that we have to perform the 'Eight Steps to Catch the Cicada' Qinggong."

On the road, Jintai is performing Qinggong. .

Things on both sides of the road receded rapidly, trees, telephone poles.

......

Telephone poles?

When I was wondering, I asked again Past one...

7. Biography of Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties

Li Shimin hid in the mountains, and two generals of the Sui Dynasty were outside the mountains.

General A: "What should we do?"

General B: "Set the mountain on fire and give him a spark to start a prairie fire."

8. The Old Water Margin

Li Kui led He came in with two pieces of meat, spread out the oil paper wrapping the meat, and wrote four big words: Legal Daily...