Brother Chun is Li Yuchun, the only pure male killer in the world. He has too many legends, and the roundhouse kick is just one of them

The following are the laws and axioms

1. Brother Chun’s smile can cure AIDS, but it’s a pity that he never smiles.

2. Brother Chun never sleeps, he just waits.

3. Brother Chun is now suing the Soviet Union, claiming that "sickle" and "axe" are just trademarks of his left and right legs.

4. Brother Chun’s main export product is destruction.

5. If you can see Brother Chun, then Brother Chun can also see you at the same time. If you can't see Brother Chun, then you are not far from death.

6. Brother Chun once counted from one to infinity, twice.

7. Brother Chun never "plays games" because the word "playing games" implies the possibility of failure. Brother Chun went directly to "kill people."

8. Brother Chun never washes clothes. He just ripped them open.

9. Brother Chun is 1/8 of Japanese descent. It has nothing to do with his ancestors - one day he ate a Japanese alive.

10. The last page of the hardcover edition of Guinness World Records specifically states that all Guinness World Records are actually held by Brother Chun. What is recorded in this book is just those Just the person closest to him.

11. There is no chin on Brother Chun’s face, there are only two other fists there.

12. Brother Chun once kicked someone so hard with a roundhouse kick that his feet exceeded the speed of light, traveled back in time, and then shot down Air France 447 flying over the Atlantic Ocean.

13. The phenomenon of "cheat circles" is actually what Brother Chun wants to express, "Just pour the wheat for me, you silly people!"

14. Brother Chun is 10 feet tall, weighs 2 tons, breathes fire, can eat hammers, and can be hit by shotguns without falling down.

15. The pyramid was actually built to stop Brother Chun. It failed miserably.

16. If you ask Brother Chun what time it is now, he will look down at his watch and answer: "It's two seconds away...". When you asked "what?", he hit you in the face with a roundhouse kick...

17. Brother Chun was driving a Dongfeng 130 car with skulls painted all over it.

18. Brother Chun sold his soul to the devil in exchange for his resolute image and unparalleled muscle power. Shortly after the deal ended, Brother Chun kicked the demon in the face with a roundhouse and took his soul back. The demon was somehow grateful, unable to get angry, and admitted that he should have expected this. Now the two of them play mahjong together on the second Wednesday of every month.

19. There is actually no theory of evolution in the world. There is only a list of creatures that Brother Chun allows to live.

20. Brother Chun spent an hour one day eating three hotpots for 10 people at once. And for the first 45 minutes of this hour, he was still taking a shower.

21. Brother Chun is the only man in the world who has beaten a wall in a tennis match...

22. Brother Chun never uses butter sold in supermarkets. He roundhouse kicked the cow and the butter came out.

23. When Brother Chun filed his taxes every year, he would send the empty form with his photo on it, then lie down, ready to attack. From now on, Brother Chun no longer has to pay taxes.

24. The fastest way to reach a man’s heart is with Brother Chun’s fist.

25. The special berth for the disabled does not mean that this position is reserved for the disabled. It is actually a warning that this block is reserved for Brother Chun. If you park there, you will wait. Just be maimed.

26. Brother Chun will get the status of an administrative province in 2009, and his provincial flower will be the Overlord flower.

27. Hiroshima was never hit by an atomic bomb. It was just Brother Chun jumping off the plane and punching the ground.

28. Brother Chun will appear in "Street Fighter 2" at first, but was later removed by beta testers because no matter what button is pressed, this guy can only use " Roundhouse kick". When asked about this "glitch", Brother Chun said: "I can't tolerate less than perfection.

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29. The opening scene of "Saving Private Ryan" is based on the scene when Brother Chun played a sandbag throwing game in the second grade.

30. Brother Chun once shot with his finger After getting off an American F16 fighter jet, he shouted "Bang!" "The plane came down. Kim Jong Il was beside him at the time, holding a slingshot in his hand. When he saw this scene, he cried.

31. Brother Chun once told the China Bureau of Statistics I bet that I can re-enter the atmosphere without a spacesuit. On July 19, 1999, the naked Chun Ge re-entered the atmosphere, roared through half of the earth and reached a temperature of 30,000 degrees. The shameful National Bureau of Statistics spoke. The man claimed that it was actually a meteor, and he owed Brother Chun a bottle of beer.

32. Brother Chun has two speeds, walk or kill.

33. Yes. I once told Brother Chun that roundhouse kicking was not the best way to kill people. This incident was recorded by historians as "the most serious mistake in history."

34. Contrary to what is generally accepted, China is actually not a country. China is a people's democratic country.

35. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is adapted from a true story: Brother Chun once swallowed a turtle and then pulled it out. By the time, the turtle became six feet long and learned karate

36. Brother Chun is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Brother Chun.

37. Brother Chun is the only person who has verified the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: When he kicks you in the face with a roundhouse kick, the location of the kick and how fast he kicks you in the face cannot be accurately measured at the same time.

38. Brother Chun can drink a whole ton of melamine milk in 47 seconds

39. Unlike ordinary babies, Brother Chun decided to punch him out of his mother's womb. Type it out.

40. If you say Brother Chun's name in the movie "The King of Flowers", someone in there will kick you with a roundhouse kick in his name. You will be kicked by Brother Chun himself with a real roundhouse kick

41. Time waits for no one, unless that person is Brother Chun

42. Brother Chun discovered a kind of thing. The new theory called the theory of relativity explains many parallel universes. In other universes, Brother Chun is even more vicious than this one. When this theory was discovered by Einstein and made public, Brother Chun kicked him in the face. You know, today's Einstein is Stephen Hawking

43. There is no "Chun Ge Legion" in "Civilization IV" because only one such combat unit can defeat all countries in the world in one turn. Defeat them all.

44. In an average-sized living room, there are 1242 tools that Brother Chun can use to kill you, including the room itself.

45. Brother Chun. does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

46. Pluto is actually a group of Japanese invaders who were kicked in the face by Brother Chun during the Anti-Japanese War and then flew into space. .

47. When Brother Chun went to donate blood, he refused to use a syringe. He asked for a pistol and a barrel.

48. There are no weapons of mass destruction in the world, only Brother Chun.

49. Brother Chun once competed with Lance Armstrong to see who had more breast muscles. Brother Chun won with 5 more.

50. Brother Chun was the fourth wise man who gave Jesus a gift - he gave Jesus a beard, and Jesus kept that beard until his death. The other three wise men were angry when they saw Jesus' appearance, so they joined forces to prevent Brother Chun from being written into the Bible. All three men later died from mysterious roundhouse kick injuries.

51. Brother Chun sheds his skin twice a year.

52. When Brother Chun called the adult audio station, no one charged him. While he was talking on the phone, money kept falling out of the receiver.

53. Brother Chun once ate an entire cake for his birthday, and then his stunned friends told him that there was a stripper in the cake.

54. There is no race in the world, only a whole country of people who were beaten black or green by Brother Chun.

55. Brother Chun cannot complete the "color by number" game because all his color pens are filled with the blood of his victims. What's more unfortunate is that the blood is all without exception. It's dark red.

56. Brother Chun’s roundhouse kick is recognized by 16 countries around the world as the best execution method at the time.

57. When Brother Chun fell into the water, Brother Chun was not wet: the water was made "Brother Chun".

58. Chun Ge’s urea is the main ingredient in the production of steroids. In fact, Brother Chun is the 110 hurdles champion every year.

59. Scientists have estimated the energy of the "Big Bang" - close to one unit of "Brother Chun's roundhouse kick"

60. Brother Chun's house has no door, only he directly wall through.

61. When Brother Chun has sex with a man, it’s not because he is gay, it’s because he has fucked all the women and has no more sex.

62. When a groundhog can turn into Brother Chun, how much wood can it pick? The answer is: all of them.

63. Brother Chun once wrote an autobiography, but he didn’t need to actually write it at all. The words organized themselves into articles out of fear.

64. All Chinese McDonald's have a burger that is larger than the "Big Mac" called "Chun Ge Burger".

65. Brother Chun said that it is not your territory, then you really can’t make the decision.

66. If the energy consumed by Brother Chun in one roundhouse kick is stored as electricity, it can be used by the entire Europe for 47 minutes.

67. Other people’s wives are good—unless Brother Chun goes there. In that case it would usually be soaked in blood and tears.

68. Newton's third law is wrong. Although it states that every action has an action force and a reaction force, there is no force that can react on Brother Chun's roundhouse kick.

69. Brother Chun invented his own karate style, which is called "Killing Light Style"

70. When Brother Chun participated in the singing competition, Britain surrendered to Brother Chun. Stopping "Britain's Got Talent" just to stay on the safe side.

71. Brother Chun can run easily while peeing.

72. Brother Chun once sued the company that printed the textbook because it was obvious that their description of the First World War was plagiarized from Brother Chun's biography.

73. When Brother Chun wants to kill a ninja, every part of his body is a weapon.

74. NBA athlete Chamberlain claimed that he had slept with 20,000 women in his life. When Brother Chun heard this statement, he said boringly that for him, such a result is just a " Long Tuesday” is all.

75. Contrary to what most people think, Brother Chun is all over the world at the same time.

76. Brother Chun never shaves, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Brother Chun is himself.

77. In most men, their left testicle is larger than the right one. And Brother Chun's testicles on each side are bigger than the other side.

78. When you take the college entrance examination, write the answer to each question as "Brother Chun" and you will get full marks.

79. Brother Chun made black. In fact he made every color in the spectrum except pink. Xiaoshenyang made pink.

80. When you are Brother Chun, everything is equal to 1. The difference before and after is to add a roundhouse kick.

81. Brother Chun is the poker player with the best psychological quality in history. He won the 1983 Poker World Championship despite holding only a king, a free parking card from Kaixin.com, a two of spades, a seven of diamonds, and an even number from Monopoly. Fuqa.

82. Every birthday, Brother Chun will choose a lucky child and throw him into the sun.

83. No one doesn’t love Raymond, except Brother Chun.

84. Brother Chun never needs to cheer up, he always cheers up others.

85. In the beginning, there was nothing. ...Later, Brother Chun kicked Wu in the face with a roundhouse kick and said, "Do something for me!" This is the story of the origin of the universe.

86. Brother Chun is surrounded by 12 moons, one of which we call the earth.

87. When Brother Chun goes to Starbucks, he doesn’t need any waiter. He grinds coffee with his teeth and boils water with his rage.

88. Archaeologists discovered an English dictionary printed in 1236. The "victim" is defined above as "someone who met Brother Chun."

89. Brother Chun ordered a Big Mac at KFC and it was about to arrive. Similarly, he always pays CDMA mobile phone bills at the mobile business hall.

90. Brother Chun and T-bag walked into a bar. The bar was immediately destroyed, because that level of beauty could not be accommodated in one building!

91. If you Google "Brother Chun was defeated", you can only find 0 results - this kind of thing will never happen.

92. When Brother Chun plays bowling, he never intentionally hits "all down". He knocked down one bottle and the others passed out.

93. The "Survivor" show originally wanted to put people on an island with Chun Ge. No one survived, and the tape of the first episode was burned.

94. Every time Brother Chun comes, he brings invincible popularity and domineering power.

95. Do you know why people say "If you dream that you are dead, you are really dead"? In fact, if you dream about death, Brother Chun will find you and kill you.

96. Brother Chun can close a revolving door.

97. When Brother Chun is in a crowded crowd, he doesn’t just squeeze through, he just cuts his way through the crowd!

98. James Cameron once wanted to find Brother Chun to star in the Terminator. However, he soon realized that if he asked Chun Ge to perform, the film would become a documentary. In desperation, he had to go to Schwarzenegger.

99. Brother Chun can reach out and touch the sky.

100. Brother Chun can be divided evenly by zero