1 Do you think of dichlorvos as cola and drink it to make your 80 cents and 12 pounds of head laugh?

2. Take a photo and dig out your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist and put it on the side of your face. Who are you going to hit? Or you have cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia.

3 I don’t understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can’t?

4 The animals become human when they wear these clothes. As soon as you put them on, you will immediately become an animal.

5 Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas.

6 You are so naturally inspiring!

7 Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left.

8 Your appearance is very refreshing! !

9 You’ve got water in your head, it’s still 100% boiling water.

10 The dinosaur that degenerates three times a day is the strongest waste material in human history.

11. You are smelling of bad perfume all day long and you are leaning towards men. Has anyone looked at you twice?

12 When your mother gave birth to you, she probably lost the body and raised the placenta.

13 If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales.

14 Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not correct.

15 Why are you covering your face with your butt!

16 Go back and wash your face, I will give you 10 pounds of perfume to cover up the big scum smell on your body.

17 I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive!

18 You said you can do something. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not help but fly towards you.

19 You are like a bitter melon, dressed so cool and looking so cool.

20 If you don’t love your motherland, don’t worship your ancestors, and don’t believe in your own religion, holy shit, if you go to Hari, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, Britain, and the United States, are you qualified?

21 You actually have the nerve to think of yourself as a human being, why don’t you use your negative IQ to think about whether you are worthy of being a human being?

22 Wear a mask when you go out so that the urban management and city officials don’t see you. How hard they work, one day to make our city one of the top ten sanitary cities. How can you make them feel so embarrassed?

23 Hey, is your coffin a flip-top or a sliding-top?

24 You walked on the country road with dog steps, and said that your voice, which was kicked to pieces by others, sang like his mother Adu.

25 The pig hit the tree. You hit the pig, and rear-ended it, right?

26 You need to reinvent the wheel.

27 Don’t tell others you know me, that’s an insult!

28 There are so many weapons in our country. If you don’t learn them, learn swords. You don't have to learn how to use the sword when you are going up, but you have to learn how to use the drunken sword when there are so many moves on the sword. Jian Tie, you don’t want to learn the silver sword! Finally, you reach the state where man and sword merge into one, that is, you become a swordman.

29 Look at your shabby face, the big bumps on your face, and you still insist on saying it’s prickly heat caused by wearing a mask during the SARS period. A group of geese flying south turned their heads and jumped when they saw your face. Yes, look how intimidating you are.

30 Are you trying to seduce my man? I just treat you like an old bitch.

31 I am not a straw boat, so don’t blame me for your insults.

32 Do you think you will return to childhood just by pretending to be cute?

33 I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

34 The longer I stay in contact with you, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people.

35 You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

36 I really want to send you to a cage to parade around and taste the delicious food of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

37 I don’t want to judge people by their appearance. I also tried hard to see your soul, but in the end your soul is not more beautiful than your appearance.

38 If you are sick, you treat the disease, but don’t come to me. I am not a veterinarian.

39 I can talk to you well, but I can’t say nice things to you.

40 There is a cow flying in the air and foaming at the mouth. If you want me to help it get down, the only way is for you to shut up.

41. Who has been taking care of you all these years? I admire his courage.

42 I see you holding your head high when you walk, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?

43 Your family is not mainstream, your mother has black socks and your father has tinfoil hair.

44 Incompletely evolved life forms, genetically mutated aliens.

45 You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human being.

46 You look like a car accident scene

47 Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all the students in the end.

48 You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

49 I wish your girlfriend will always be inflatable.

50 No artificial intelligence can defeat a natural fool like you.

51 God accidentally dropped the old washing machine, a brainless creature that can think.

52 Don’t say that, she is just like a flower, but since she became a flower, there is no more cow dung.

53 looked excited, as if he had drunk urine sugar.

54 Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

55 When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself...you think you are redundant, but in fact you are really redundant.

56 You are dragging me in front of me as if you are worth 25,000 to 80,000 yuan. You put on your pose and pretend to be 13.

57 You have a rich appearance like a peony, a tough quality like a plum blossom, a pure heart like a lotus, a sweet smile like a peach blossom, and a sassy demeanor like a sunflower. I look left and right, and you look just like you. What a nympho!

58 A kindergarten-level high school student with a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome.

59 You chased me naked for two kilometers, and if I look back, you will think I am a gangster!

60 The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

61 Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

62 Your appearance is very refreshing.

63 Don’t walk around dressed like a comfort woman, grenades will explode when they see you.

64 When I treat you as a human being, try your best to act like one, okay?

65 Post XX’s photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night.

66 You are either late in puberty or early in menopause.

67 How can the beauty of the world be set off without your presence.

68 looks very sci-fi and very abstract!

69 Don’t look at things you shouldn’t see, don’t say things you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to things you shouldn’t hear, don’t think about things you shouldn’t think, and do whatever you should do.

70 Look at you walking down the street with your head high and your chest held high. Stop holding on. Just hold on to a small steamed bun.

71 Can I ask you for a few faces? I think you have three levels of face and three out of three. It shouldn’t matter if you have a few less faces.

72 ===2B is not happy to describe you!

73 You are a cucumber, so you don’t deserve a shot. Your wife is a screw person and needs to be tightened.

74 I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by the police if you run around on the street like this.

75 If the teacher hadn’t told you not to throw garbage anywhere, I would have thrown you away.

76 Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

77 I once thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you are just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

78 Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

79 Your face is longer than your pelvis.

80 To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth.

81 If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life!

82 You have a good relationship with this person and that person all day long, but in the end you are nothing in the eyes of others.

83 A dinosaur that degenerates three times a day, the strongest waste material in human history.

84 As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will disappear, and thousands of people will disappear.

85 Your dad should have held back in the first place. Why didn’t he shoot you against the wall?

86 He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

87 Would you like to go back and buy two bottles of Fuyanjie to refresh your appearance?

88 I’m surprised that a rare species like yours should be listed as a national first-level protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Maybe, you can also contribute to our country's scientific research on extraterrestrial species.

89 You are illegal!

90 You look so post-modern! !

91 No matter how strong you are, can you hold back your urine?

92 Your appearance is out of proportion and not well proportioned

93 Your appearance is very brutal! !

94 These two lips are quite large.

95 After seeing you, I suddenly understood what kind of existence Picasso was.

96 People say that I married you with flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but dog dung.

97 If the east is not bright, the west is bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same.

98 Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?

99 A guy like you can only act like a turd in a TV series, not as good as chewing gum that was spilled by a dog on the roadside.

100 You are wasting air when you are alive, you are wasting land when you are dead, and you are wasting RMB when you are half-dead!

101 I want to watch you talk, but why do you bury your face in your butt? ...oh? Sorry, I didn't know that was your face, so where did your ass go?

102 You still follow the fashion and get a middle part. Can you please take a look at your 38-point haircut?

103 If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

104 Please don’t talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

105 It’s not your fault for being ugly, it’s your parents’ fault, but if you come out to scare people, then it’s your fault.

106 It’s really hard for you to be ugly. It scares people when you run out in the morning, and scares ghosts when you run out at night.

107 I wish your boyfriend will always be electric.

108 When the King of Hell sees you, he will be so frightened that he will cry, howl, and look for his mother while wiping his tears.

109 No matter how much you babble, it won’t change your Bensan’s age and appearance.

110 I have more than 300 photos of your mother on my computer.

111 I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

112 If you know you are in an airport, walk in a hidden place. Don’t hold your head high as if you are afraid that others will not know.

113 How about my natural curls? Isn’t it much better than your pot lid?

114 Don’t think that just because you are tanned, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

115 One day you meet someone who is generous and gives you a piece of cake, and you will know what a tremor is.

116 Your dad is from Unit 731, right? He didn’t understand the virus when he was studying it, so he found you out.

117 Seeing you hanging around men every day, who wants to see you and throw a bone at you?

118 You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

119 I really regret not ejaculating you in the toilet and flushing it away with water!

120 When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it’s time for me to be reincarnated as a human being.

121 For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being!

122 I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

123 As a typical failure, you are really too successful.

124 If we want to act cool and look cool, humans will have no choice but to reproduce asexually.

125 Don’t force me to add verbs or nouns between me and your whole family.

126 If I want to give birth to a child, I must ask you to teach him, and also teach him history. One look at your face, and I will remember all the five thousand years of China.

128 Wearing this low-cut and that leopard print all day long, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

129 In fact, do you know how much I love to look at you? It hurts not to see your coquettish bitch-like sister for a day.

130 If a mosquito bites you on the face, you will want to commit suicide.

131 Human beings are originally good-natured. Boil a big egg in a pot. If you give it to me, I will do it. If you don’t give it to me, I will leave.

132 A kindergarten-level high school student with a frog head born with Mongolian syndrome.

133 Others have to fly a plane to hit the twin stars, but you only need to skydive to have the same power.

134 Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

135 You are amazing. Isn’t it supported by the Animal Protection Association?

136 You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

137 When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.

138 Why didn’t the country use your face to research body armor?

139 You look like a car accident scene.

140 How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

141 When your child goes home, buy two bottles of Fuyanjie and be filial to your parents.

142 Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

143 Go home and take a good look in the mirror to see how many green onions you have on your head. If not, buy a few and stick them in your head to pretend to be green onions.

144 If the acne on my face is as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

145 Don’t you think you are quite proud of saving fabric for the country despite your small breasts?

146 When you 1 turn around, you scare a row of teaching buildings, when you 2 turn around, landslides and ground cracks and water flows backwards, when you 3 turn around, Halley's Comet hits the earth, when you 4 turn around, Yao Ming switches to playing table tennis.

147 When I see your face, I feel that your parents were not serious when making you.

148 Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark.

149 If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future!

I don’t know how much 150 weighs, right? There is a pharmacy around the corner with a scale inside. Remember, don’t let anyone break it.

151 You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

152 You said not to wait until you turn over, but even if you turn over, you will still be a salted fish.

153 I always don’t understand a question, why do some people think you are a man?

154 Before I met you, I really didn’t realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

155 All the famous places you have visited will become historical sites, and the historical sites you have visited will become history.

156 Your appearance has exceeded human imagination...

157 There are many great people, but there are too few who can recognize their own shortcomings.

158 I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth!

159 looks so creative and lives so courageously! Use sarcastic words without using curse words

Use sarcastic words without using curse words

1. You look amazing and creative!

2. You look like you are flying sand and stones, and you are uncanny in your craftsmanship.

3. It’s not your fault that you’re ugly, but it’s your fault if you come out to scare people.

4. How can the beauty of the world be set off without your presence.

5. You look so post-modern.

6. There is an orangutan in the zoo that is extremely ugly. I vomited when I took one look at it, and vomited when you took a look at it.

7. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

8. You look very patriotic, very dedicated, and very strong-minded.

9. You look so creative and live so courageously!

10. MMD, I have never seen anything so long and of archaeological value.

11. You can’t do anything, and you can’t eat anything.

12. International faces are universal.

13. Can your appearance be restored after surgery?

14. You look like the scene of a car accident.

15. Your appearance is not correct and your proportions are not correct.

16. Your appearance is very refreshing!

17. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

18. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

19. You need to reinvent the wheel.

20. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

21. Damn, you look so damn easy to recognize.

22. You look very sci-fi and abstract!

23. You are Sun Wukong’s junior brother and Sha Wujing’s senior brother.

24. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

25. Your growth slows down the Internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

26. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't just call someone whatever their parents look like! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to the pig.

27. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful and the other is like you.

28. I really want to send you to a cage to parade around the streets and taste the deliciousness of Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

29. I don’t want to hit you anymore. You go to the zoo to see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot if you run around on the street like this.

30. Your appearance exceeds human imagination...

31. You look very brutal!

32. You haven’t fully evolved yet, so it’s really hard for you to look like a human.

33. I have seen ugly people, but never such ugly ones. It looks ugly at first glance, but it gets even uglier upon closer inspection!

34. He looks very innocent and looks sorry for the people and the party.

35. You look illegal!

36. You chased me naked for two kilometers and I looked back and thought I was a gangster!

37. Being white and rosy is different; being passionate is like a peacock.

38. People say that I married you with flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.

39. Brother, could you lower the resolution on your face? Sentences that satirize people without using profanity

1. Don’t be so lazy every day. If you are sexually hungry, go find Wangcai next door.

2. Aren’t you afraid of flies just like the toilet seat? You watermelon taro, go back to your Japan, don’t be so conspicuous.

3. Are you qualified in terms of quality? Aren’t you afraid of your mouth rotting if you chew your tongue? What’s the point of a barking dog? Only if you bite me can you be considered powerful.

4. Seeing that you look like a dog in your clothes every day, why don’t you do some human work?

5. Seeing you hanging around men every day, who wants to see you and throw a bone at you?

6. Apart from being less shameless than you, I have nothing else to gain from you.

7. How about my natural curls? Isn’t it much better than your pot lid?

8. You also followed the fashion and cut a middle part, please take a look. Look at you, it's 38 points, okay?

9. Are you saying that your mother’s mistress is so coquettish that you can’t be happy until your mother hurts you? There are so many coquettish ones.

10. What apology? False comfort! Get away from me! !

11. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all his students in the end.

12. Gold always shines, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

13. I say that my man is a two-legged man. You man, it seems that your man is a three-legged toad.

14. Say I’m jealous of you, you bastard, wipe the shit out of your eyes and take a look.

15. I drink a bottle of tap water from Nongfu Spring every day and feel that I’m living a pretty good life. Petty bourgeoisie, right?

16. Usually the person who is willing to stay and argue with you is the one who truly loves you!

17. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

18. Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

19. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

20. I never thought that a person could be so innocent, and also very silly and naive!

21. How much I want to compete with you, but I can’t stand you even if I endure shit or piss,

22. I think you are very good at it 13. Don't forget what kind of dog you were back then.

23. I don’t remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

24. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

25. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

26. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.

27. A villain has no integrity, abandoning the basics and chasing the weak. I am happy to think about it, and I am angry to think about it.

28. There are many kinds of villains. The villains in the market are different from the villains. There are good and bad villains. The villains in the market are the people who are good. Some people will use scheming to do good things on the surface, that is, secretly do evil things, pretend not to know anything, and feel very happy inside. Such people are despicable and bad.

29. He who says he is a gentleman but does not mean what he says is a villain. Everyone knows how to be wary of villains. Only those who praise Yao and Shun in words, agree with Jie and Zhou in heart, swear by mountains and seas with their mouths but harbor traps in their hearts, will be the last ones. It's hard to measure. This kind of duplicitous hypocrite will do the right thing for you

30. If you know you are in an airport, stay hidden while walking. Don’t hold your head high as if you are afraid that others will not know. Harsh words to mock people

1. Sentences to mock people 1. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future! 2. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.

3. Don’t tell others you know me, that’s an insult! You have a rich appearance like a peony, a tough quality like a plum blossom, a pure heart like a lotus, a sweet smile like a peach blossom, and a sassy demeanor like a sunflower. I look around and see that you are just a nymphomaniac!

2. Zhuge Liang never led an army before he came out. Why do you want me to have work experience?

3. You look really post-modern.

4. If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

5. Real good friends don’t have endless topics to talk about when they are together, but when they are together, even if they don’t talk, they won’t feel embarrassed.

6. When a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when men and women deceive each other, it is called love.

7. If the person who wants to be soaked cannot be soaked, then at most he will be soaked in the bath; if the person who wants to be soaked is soaked, then it is soaked in formalin, which is called bleeding. . .

8. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

9. You are just a remainder in a division equation. No matter how perfect the accessory is, it cannot compare to the original, not to mention that your accessory is just a defective product.

10. Personalized signatures for swearing 1. I’m so sorry for making you laugh. 2. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I don’t want to be photographed! 3. You are not ugly, but your beauty is not obvious! 4. When I see you, I feel like I have arrived at the scene of a car accident. 5. Landing face first, unable to recover. 6. Everyone is made in China, so don’t be mean. 7. Get out of here, keep going.

11. Personalized signatures for swearing 1. You are not smart, but you still imitate others! 2. You are not Chairman Mao, so you are pretending to be great. 3. No artificial intelligence can defeat a natural fool like you. 4. When your mother gave birth to you, do you still look back the same way? 5. Your left cheek needs a slap, and your right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.

12. If you fall down, get up and cry again~~~

13. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, it can also be a person.

14. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.

15. Ironic sentences 1. When you smile, the wolf hangs himself. When you scream, the chickens and dogs will jump. As soon as you stand, the stench fills the air, and as soon as you take a look, the world is shaken. You sweat and the lice suffer. If you don't dress up, you're uglier than a ghost. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you. 2. If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish cannot swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not have light; if there is no you... stupid people will not exist.

16. I swear, this is a lie from the bottom of my heart.

17. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately he killed all his students in the end.

18. People like you are really rare in the world!

19. Dear, I... I am pregnant... for three months, but don’t worry, it’s not yours, and you don’t need to be responsible...”

20. Don’t be with me I pretend that you are living a wonderful and happy life, but don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

21. Every word of ironic cruel words is sharp. 1. You are Personally? 2. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes. 3. You look so creative and live with courage! 4. Your complex facial features can’t hide your simple IQ. Are you guilty of being a nympho? If you are guilty, I will not sin against you. I will only feel nauseated.

22. I finally know why the world is experiencing famine.

2. 13. The one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.

24. You deserve to have harsh words that hurt others. 1. You can’t even search for your kind of laughter on Baidu. 2. A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum. 3. You are still a scumbag when you turn around. 4. Don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135 degrees. , A person lives with a face, a tree needs no bark, and will surely die. A person has no face, and is invincible in the world.

Twenty-five. Fat pig, why did you escape from the pig cage? Why don't you go back and eat pig food? If you grow faster, I'll sell you for money!

26. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and you can deceive people with sweet words

27. The merry-go-round is the cruelest game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by sadness The distance

28. After seeing me, you will suddenly realize - ah, it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!