Crosstalk: Tongrentang

Hey, Tongrentang is an old drug store.

Sir, this one is like a free-spirited king.

The Prince of Medicine is sitting in the middle, and the ten famous doctors are lined up on both sides.

I will first bow to this King of Medicine and then to you. You are the great disciple of Lord Medicine.

Prince Yao, whose real surname is Sun, rides a dragon and crosses a tiger, twisting a needle in his hand.

The master of internal medicine is Sun Simiao, and the master of surgery is Hua Tuogao.

Sun Simiao, who had excellent medical skills, entered the court at the age of thirty-two.

Zhenggong, the mother of the country, was ill, and he cured it by taking her pulse.

One needle pricked the empress’s illness, and two needles pricked the dragon.

Long live the dragon's heart when he saw it, and he was enthroned in the current dynasty.

He doesn’t want to be granted the title of civil servant, and he shakes his head if he is granted the title of military commander.

As a last resort, I was given a large yellow robe.

Which one was angry on the side, angered the old hero Jingde.

I, the humble minister, have done a great job in blocking the east and west, so why don’t you give me the yellow robe?

He held a steel whip in his hand and drove Huangpao away.

The Lord Yao, with his wonderful skills, took off his yellow robe and replaced it with red robe.

This yellow robe is offered in Yaowang Pavilion (gao), and the people of Li burn incense.

Your old business has a cabinet, and your old cabinet is three feet, three inches and three inches high.

On one side is a medicine grinder and on the other side is a guillotine knife.

The guillotine is bright and bright. There are some herbs you should try first.

First use the bezoar and dog treasure, and then use betel nut and musk.

Tao Ren'er slept with Xing'er, and the two lay on the agarwood bed.

At midnight, the brave horsetail jumped into the wall.

Fifty taels of mercury were stolen, and the golden-haired dog barked.

Ding Xiang went to deliver the letter, and Ginseng sat in the lobby.

The Buddha picked up the licorice stick and hit it on the tangerine peel.

The tangerine peel was beaten until it bled, and the blood dripped on the papaya.

Dafeng Pills, Xiaofeng Pills, Pangdahai Ya, Di Liu Yuan, Dog Skin Plaster for typhoid fever.

I am determined to continue singing the names of the medicines, but I will not be able to finish them until tomorrow.

What I sing is: I wish you good health, happiness and longevity!

Extended information:

"Tong Ren Tang", a traditional cross talk, connects more than a hundred traditional Chinese medicines. The original performer is Gao Fengshan. The text of "Tongrentang" cleverly uses the names of Chinese medicinal materials to tell an interesting story about "horsetail".

Because this joke requires a high level of overall performance and physical strength, there are not many crosstalk actors who can do it right now. Even if someone talks about it, they will choose a shorter version, only mentioning twenty or thirty drug names, and the audience can hardly understand the story.

How many herbs are there in Tongrentang? Nowadays, when many young crosstalk actors perform traditional crosstalk in "Tongrentang", they usually only mention twenty or thirty medicines. However, at the 6th Beijing Youth Crosstalk Festival Traditional Crosstalk Competition Awards and Outstanding Program Exhibition held yesterday, they won one The award-winning crosstalk actor Cheng Lei amazed the audience by authentically combining more than a hundred medicinal herbs according to the traditional version.