1. I give you face but you don’t want it. How shameless you are.

2. If the east is not bright, the west is bright. Whatever you do, you will do the same.

3. I don’t understand that if a rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue can’t?

4. You have a good relationship with this or that all day long, but in the end it will not work. What are you in the eyes of others?

5. He must be the best among scum and the best among beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig!

6. When you are cooking, a crab pushes out the lid of the pot and says to you: "I'm hot!", and the answer is: If you want to get red, just bear with it...

7. Do you think you can come out and yell at me if you are Popeye and eat some spinach?

8. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark.

9. Because, therefore, scientific truth; not only but also, I am a father. Look at you, your jade tree is facing the wind, you are handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, and flowers are blooming.

10. Don’t think that if you are younger than me, you can live a few more days. The coffin contains dead people, not old people!

11. Your friends are all blind. Isn’t being with you like a wolf?

12. If you dare to mess with me, send your name and phone number to MOPPER and let MOPPER spray you to death.

13. If you have something cool to say, tell me and it will make me happy.

14. When you meet someone who likes to take advantage, you can say, "If you take advantage of someone who likes to take advantage, you would have been paraplegic long ago."

15. I had a dream at night: God told me that I was destined to be lonely in this life. He also said that there was only one way to break the curse: send text messages to 10 fools. I cried at that time. I only know you, and I'm done...

16. You scold me, but I don't listen. Your mother is a white-bone spirit. The white-bone spirit has black claws and pulls your father's pants.

17. The simplest secret to longevity -------------- keep breathing, don’t stop breathing~~

18. You are the best person I have ever seen This is the pencil case with the largest capacity. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

19. You can use a 2B pencil to describe your gorgeous life.

20. How much courage have you eaten to dare to talk to me like this?

21. If you are handsome, humans will have to use asexual reproduction.

22. Backache, toothache, stomachache, and legache, why don’t you die from the pain!

23. If you are too lazy to pay attention to him, then you will keep silent. When he asks you why you are silent, you will say that the dog bites me, but I cannot bite the dog.

24. Incompletely evolved life forms and genetically mutated aliens.

25. Can you stop wearing see-through clothes? Do you think you are an animal? .

26. It looks like a front line, and the urine is bifurcated. Go get it cured as soon as possible! ! People are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap for a knife, they waste air when they are alive, they waste land when they die, they waste RMB at home.

27. Even if everyone in the world leaves you, I will still be by your side. If there is hell, we will run rampant together.

28. Even a flower is more than 10 times more beautiful than you.

29. These two lips are quite large. (Zhang Ailing)

30. It’s a pity that you don’t want to be a soldier. You are so ugly, and most of the people died when you were released on the battlefield.

31. Now let’s take you Throw it into the toilet, and the toilet will vomit. Throw you into a black hole, and the black hole will explode on its own!

32. Do you think you are a pencil box, holding so many pens?

33. In fact, you are nothing, you are just a barking dog.

34. Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going.

35. I wish your girlfriend will always be inflatable.

36. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself. Don’t blame the earth for being unattractive when you can’t poop? Before you spray shit, think about what you have done yourself and whether you are qualified to criticize others! I am not perfect, but I am honest and natural. What about you?

37. Hitting you will hurt my hands, and scolding you will dirty my mouth. Go away, lest you stain my eyes.

38. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and even if I look back, I’m a gangster!

39. She looks like a front rower, and even peeing is split. Yes, go get it treated quickly! ! A person is a bitch all his life, a pig is a bitch with a knife, he wastes air when he is alive, he wastes land when he is dead, he wastes RMB at home

40. Who said you are not sick? Just ask your mother to come see me!

41. If you insist on seeing yourself as a fool, I can only silently feel helpless.

42. I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face immediately.

43. Walk straight forward, be careful, there is a dog following you behind you. If you are bitten, you will have to hide.

44. The spit spit is more deadly than SARS.

45. --The sedimentary raw material with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, the disfigured Ronald McDonald.

46. Your teeth are like stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

47. There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called unspeakable, and a feeling that is wonderful. Happiness is to be with you, there is a kind of idiot who will read the text messages.

48.--2B describes you, but the pencil is not happy!

49. It is said that one day, you picked up a magic lamp from the roadside; you rubbed it, and a devil appeared; he said: I can grant you a wish! You said: I want to live forever, be invulnerable, and learn to swim! The result ~ click! You become a bastard...

50. You are no match for me. Don’t always use your gorgeous language to show off to me. You are not good enough.

51. You are a South Korean, and your whole family is South Korean!

52. A hateful guy like you: the saliva you spit out is more deadly than SARS.

53. The grenade will explode when it sees you.

54. If the teacher hadn’t taught us not to litter, I would have thrown you away long ago.

55. Although you brush your teeth frequently, your mouth still smells like shit; although you bathe often, your body still smells like scum.

56. Your bright smile makes wolves hang themselves; your gentle cry makes chickens fly and dogs jump; your chic stand fills the air with stench; you sweat with excitement and lice suffer; you don’t When you dress up, you are uglier than a ghost; when you dress up, ghosts become paralyzed!

57. Please don’t talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

58. Your appearance has exceeded human imagination

59. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion

60. I don’t want to hit you either Now, go to the zoo and see if there is a suitable job for you. You can easily be shot by a gunman if you run around on the street like this.

61. If I like you, I treat you as my treasure; if I don’t like you, you are nothing.

62. I am a legend. Don’t ask which unit I am from.

63. When someone scolds you for being noisy, you reply, "I'll cook it for you."

64. On the morning of the holiday, it was snowing heavily, and the old men picking up rags lined up in a row. At the command of the captain, they rushed to the garbage dump and stuffed all the smelly shoes and socks into their mouths.

65. Let me tell you from the bottom of my heart, you can support a brothel.

66. The long flying sand and stones are uncanny workmanship.

67. You have to be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills are fake, otherwise you wouldn’t have grown so big.

68. I don’t want to judge people by their appearance. I also tried hard to see your soul, but in the end, your soul is not more beautiful than your appearance.

69. You are surrounded by men all day long with the smell of inferior perfume. Who has looked at you twice?

70. If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid. , that’s because there is sunshine behind you.

71. The scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, and the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it.

72. Who knows that you can only bark twice, and then you will make no sound in front of people like a grass dog hibernating in the stove during winter.

73. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can continue to live.

74. Are you out of your mind? It’s still 100° boiling water.

75. Life is: be born and live~

76. You look so creative and live so courageously!

77. Calcium deficiency, lack of love when growing up, grandma does not care, uncle does not love. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it.

78. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

79. Don’t you know that you smell like a goldfish that has been dead for a few days?