Death Gun is a shooting game running on the Sega Saturn. It is famous for its powerful art design, better sound effects than death metal, numerous puzzles, neat operation interface, bad taste setting and the second most difficult level in history. When it was first launched, it won the title of the strongest game in history except blood lion for a long time with its super-powerful screen. Players praised it as Death Crimson surpassing His Majesty Lucifer (デスクリムゾン🁸) and Sega Saturn, "The strongest devil in the Bible. Later, sequels were also introduced, and the death musket series was formed.
Chinese translation: death musket
Game language: Japanese, English
Distribution area: Japan, America
Recommended age: all ages
Release date: August 9, 1996
Production company: Ecole Software Corp (ェコールソフトェァ) < p 8 ≠
Game sales: 17,519 sets. First, beginners must watch, Mr. BH's musket adventure
This article is an article written by Mr. BH to introduce "Death Musketeer". Let's follow the footsteps of BH to explore the mystery of death musket!
BH has experienced DEATH CRIMSON, the worst game in p>SS history, and BH will introduce you to the unforgettable experience.
Legend of the Emperor of Death
Chapter 1 Bad GAME Attacked
At the end of p>1997
As usual, BH talked with friends about video games after class, and mentioned the amazing game "Death Musketeer" which was poorly evaluated by a magazine. Another student who was in attendance said that he seemed to have seen a store with goods, and wanted to see if BH wanted to buy it. When BH was still hesitant, his friend (that person was GKy). There is a hunch that the other side of the soul: the rotten GAME at the end of the century is coming!
Chapter II Bad GAME
When the goods are delivered the next day, the classmate who helped BH friends buy "Death Musketeer" turned over the film with a pale face and asked him: Did you have fun? How about it? The classmate replied helplessly and expressionless: "... I won't play by myself! ？” The next day, BH borrowed this piece from a friend, and went home to experience what it means for magazine readers to give points. The game with an average point is called the emperor who died on the lower front, enjoying the hilarious feeling ...
Chapter III Creations
This is not a game that makes you scold while playing, and then becomes a frisbee in ten minutes! If there is a god, then this game is God's punishment for the fallen angel Lucifer! When BH put this CD into SS and started to run, it typed SEGA's MARK, and everything was normal. Then, the game officially entered. At first, the company's MARK appeared, called ECOLE SOFTWARE.
The logo is two burnt faces (it was later heard that they were the president and vice president), accompanied by the electronic music of Nintendo FC's 8-bit machine era. The style is like asking a three-year-old child to play baroque music with a toy electronic organ, which is chilling. Then enter the title screen of the game, a green, vulgar monster painted by a small painter, with a POSE of Mr. Bodybuilding, and a broken arm shaking next to the tattered title DEATH CRIMSON! Most people may have given up, but BH has the courage to try again and see if there is a prologue animation! After waiting for a minute, I entered the animation: (Brother BH missed a passage. At first, there was a 3D vulgar monster whose head was only made of a PolyGon. He raised his hands and made a terrible cry like a rusty toilet door (the monster was the last devil). At first, there was a vulgar CG character turning around, then the picture turned black and the background music went to the next level (it was already in the basement). And the protagonist's information appears:
FULL NAME: Kosuke Yueqian
code name: Combat Yueqian
Height: 181m
Weight: 8kg
(And this information seems to be intended to be typed in the animation, but because the typing sound does not match the time when the words appear, two words appear again ... it's really a case of Ku. Kuso game literally translates as a game that is not worth playing like feces! ! ) Again, a realistic scene is taken, but it seems that the night-vision goggles are all red (it should be pink), and the content seems to be chased. < P > But the film is viewed in the first person, and nothing is chased. After being chased for a minute, it was CG again. It seems that the protagonist escaped into the secret room and picked up a gun called DEATH CRINSON, but the terrible thing is that the gun floated by itself in the film. Probably the producer thought it was too much trouble to go to CG with a gun! ? Attached is the music when the gun comes out, which seems to be a serious plot, but it is accompanied by relaxed music ... a model of Kuso Game! !
At the end of the film, I was tongue-tied. This is not a man-made thing, but a god-made thing!
chapter iv decisive battle the first terrible GAME
then, press START, and the menu will appear: STAGE 1STAGE 2STAGE 3 sighting setting OPTION. This is a light gun game, so sighting setting is in Chinese characters, probably not in English. STAGE 3 can't be selected at first, so BH begins: the first level, the city street.
There is a European feeling that the background is a Polygon, but it is rarely used, mostly a texture. One kind of enemy with a large mosaic is also a polygon. It is a villager in the distance (the soldier on the left), and when it wants to attack, it becomes a monster (two blue monsters on the right ... they have something unknown in their hands). When the enemy attacks, it will not shoot bullets or cut with a knife. There are three ways to study BH.
second, the intermediate must watch, the worst game in history, the death musket
Operations Guide
1) When you see the enemy shaking up and down, then you lose blood. Don't doubt it, you are attacked!
2) When you see the enemy flying across the screen, you think you escaped, but you are attacked!
2) seeing the enemy waving at you from a distance is a sign of goodwill? Wrong! He's beating you! (Later, GKy played it again carefully, and found that the blue common monster had a kitchen knife in his hand .....' Actually, the enemy was not waving at you, but only lifted the knife instead of chopping it down ... but there is no doubt! ! You'll still lose blood! What a great game! )
Frequently asked questions
But this game is not smooth, the resolution is scary, the music is broken, and the characters are ugly, so it is too difficult to play. There is only one fate. If you want to use one, you will have to play over! There is no invincible time, only three drops of blood, and three enemies attack at the same time = one blow will kill =GAMEOVER!
Therefore, no one who knows BH can last five minutes (GKy once passed the second level, because the music was the least noisy). In addition, STAFF is also written as staff, and the dubbing staff is all members of the production team.
amazing everywhere! Difficulty, role, music, story, dubbing, picture, sound effect, maneuverability, gameplay ...
Bad GAME Legend in the new century! How can we win the decisive battle between man and God?
Postscript
There is a saying that playing a GAME is not just playing a GAME, but learning is in it. BH also wants to say that a bad GAME is not just a bad GAME, but a legend is in it. Play death musket, experience legend and be a witness of history
Vice President of p>KUSO GAME HUNTER Association attended.
third, the superior must see, the super experience of death musket
This article is written by Mr. psjoin, a netizen, about his personal feelings after playing death musket, and follow the footsteps of psjoin to be a witness of history together!
Volume I came across
Because I saw the introduction of the death musket on a website one day, I heard a little about psjoin, a big bad film in SS history, so psjoin, who was very curious, went in to have a look. Because the writer's writing style was very good, psjoin almost laughed from beginning to end, thinking that this game must be seen with his own eyes so as not to waste his life.
After reading Volume II, I decided to buy one. I want to play the genuine version if I want to play, because the genuine version is hard to find, so I want to collect more fun game before buying SS. If I buy a death musket, I will buy SS immediately ~ ~ Finally, by chance, I learned that some netizens still have one, so I did not hesitate to buy it from him. I remember the day it was drizzling in the sky, and when I got home, I couldn't wait to open the SS I just bought. I didn't expect ...
It was a three-day penalty
This game was really not made by people (unless I didn't want to mix it up). The picture was very unreasonable, the music was extremely uncoordinated, and the enemy was extremely tough. If I didn't play it, I would be over in five seconds. After entering the game, you can only choose two tasks at first. Choose the first task first, OK! First introduce the enemy ~ ~ There are three kinds of enemies: soldiers, bats and big eyes.
before they attack, they will be reminded of the aiming index. Let's mention the soldiers first. The soldiers' attack moves are "kitchen knife to kill" (to frighten the protagonist with the action of holding a kitchen knife) and "kitchen knife wave". Moreover, the soldiers are pretending to be blue vulgar monsters, and after hitting the soldiers, they will become blue vulgar monsters. The death methods include circling and dying on the spot ~ ~ Bats are "psychic ultrasound" attacks (the protagonist may have ultrasound on bats)
You can't play the first level for more than 5 minutes, because if the enemy doesn't kill him in the first time, you will die. Only after playing this game will you know why this game is fascinating.
Because ~ ~ ~ there will never be another work like this one in the future ~ ~ ~
This is something that a rational, bloody and human person can't do, and it's not something that a mentally retarded person can do for nothing. It's just a work that God wants to punish players ~~~~
The bad of Death Musketeer is incredible. He may break through the sum of all the bad movies ~ ~ ~
If you have SS but haven't played Death Musketeer, you don't know SS. If you want to play without SS, you must try your best to play it.
Fourth, the talent level must be seen. The protagonist with brain damage in the death musket
The most impressive and brain-damaged protagonist is Yasuke Maehara! Why is he so impressive to the players? Because in the game, when being hit by the enemy, the protagonist "Yasuke Yueqian" sends out KUSSOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAA! ! ! Such a whine (although it sounds like full of energy, in fact, there are only 3 drops of blood)
OH~ NO! ! ! When the hostage is killed by mistake, the protagonist's lament (there is only 3 drops of blood, so it is no wonder that one drop is missing)
Therefore, Yueqian's wailing will be heard continuously in the game. What's more exciting is that because there is no invincible time in the game, when the protagonist continuously loses blood ... the protagonist's wailing will also appear continuously! ! ! Therefore, I can feel the pleasure of one person being shot and many people whining at the same time! ! !
There are such creative, avant-garde and fashionable games in the world. What are you waiting for as a game fan?
death musket 2
English name: DEATH CRIMSON 2
Japanese name: デスクリムゾ125312 メニート English
Distribution area: Japan and the United States
Recommended age: all ages
Release date: November 25, 1999
Production company: Ecole Software Corp
Distribution company: Ecole Software Corp
Chief designer: Nobukuro Kengo
Release price: 5,8 yuan. The story of Death Gun 2 (hereinafter referred to as dc2) took place in 215, so the devil at the end of the century refers to this game. Players who have played the previous game are all shocked by the rare creativity of ecole, and swear to be loyal to this company from now on, and dc2 will certainly not let go! In fact, dc2 also allows players to enjoy a happy game experience, not disappointing!
dreamcast magazine has analyzed the characteristics of the dc generation: 1. Rough pictures, 2. Voices without strength, 3. Things that are impossible to understand (it doesn't seem to be Chinese), and 4. Unprecedented difficulty. In dc2, except the first item no longer exists, the other three items still exist. Although the picture looks gorgeous, I'm sorry, it's just icing. The problem of "sugar coating" will be discussed at the end. Dc2 not only retains three characteristics, but also adds a unique bad taste, which makes this work a rare kuso masterpiece! Let's start with the outer packaging of the game, and you can see the first kuso of this game. In the cover, a middle-aged Ogilvy Sang walks out of the hot spring with a bathtub. This picture has nothing to do with the story itself except that Ogilvy Sang is the leading role of the previous play, combat. Because the player wants to manipulate kuso's youth Babingkang, Yueqian is only a "legend" in this story. The side label only writes the corresponding light gun, which is really super simple.
it's in DC. Looking at the picture in advanced cd mode, it is the same as the previous work. This work has not made a music cd picture, and of course the warning sound has not changed. But vf3 didn't do it, and it wasn't demanding. Then start playing. Ecole's logo can't be skipped as usual, but the two strange faces are replaced by female portraits, which at least looks much better. Look at vm again and stay in the memory card icon ... This group of people are lazy to even type a title on vm, good job!
Next, let's look at the place where dc2 can really be called kuso. After entering this story, the first thing that feels "bad" is the dubbing of dc2! After playing the classic generation, what impressed people was the voice of the protagonist Yasuke Yueqian. Everyone thinks that domestic dubbing is bad, but compared with the voice before Vietnam, any one in China is a hundred times better. The degree of its detachment is unprecedented. The problem is that in the second generation, this employee went out again, and it is no wonder that dc2 once again became the "next emperor" ... In addition to playing the narrator's voice at the beginning of the story mode, it can be heard again after accumulating the karma value in the task mode (this extremely horrible karma value will be discussed later). What is the voice of Yasuke Maehara?