"selling watermelons, new watermelons just picked from the ground, big watermelons with thin skin and thick flesh."

"benefactor, are you really selling watermelons?"

"nonsense, I'm not selling watermelons, is it selling loneliness? Will you two monks buy it or not? "

"benefactor, with all due respect, I do see loneliness in your eyes selling watermelons. This deep loneliness has made your eyes dull and your face pale. I think I need to show you a direction. Buddha is electricity, Buddha is light, and Buddha is the only myth ... "

" Get out! "

bang! Hua! Bang bang bang! Bang bang! Mao!

"Two masters, I won't sell watermelons in the future. I'll devote myself to Buddha. I'm going to buy scriptures, such as the Diamond Sutra, the Bodhisattva Sutra, the Great Peacock Sutra and the Unicorn Chan Sutra ... "

" Brother, have you found something wrong? "

"Brother, although I robbed for the first time, I also found something wrong. A monk wearing a robe must have gold, silver and jewels in the small box on his horse's back, but a monk wearing a cloak must be an excellent master. Although he doesn't have a weapon in his hand, he must have developed the trick of' no sword in his hand and a sword in his heart'! "

"It must be, so we must outflank and kill them before they find us."

in half an hour. "Two benefactors, why do you want to take a knife at us. Haven't you ever heard of' put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha'? "

"Smelly monk, cut the crap and give us the money quickly."

"Amitabha, it's kind. Haven't you heard that' it's not the wind, it's not the flag, it's the heart'? It's not money in my box, it's just the inn on my way to learn from the scriptures, and the food when I'm hungry. "

"smelly monk, if you keep talking, I'll kill someone! Whether you move the flag or move your heart, Lao Tzu is very excited now. Chicken moves duck moves goose moves ostrich moves! "

"I Buddha is merciful. It's terrible to have no culture Haven't you heard that' Buddha is electricity, Buddha is light and Buddha is the only myth'? "

"get out!"

bang! Hua! Bang bang bang! Bang bang! Mao!

"Two masters, please forgive me. We were wrong. We must learn culture in the future. Buddha is electricity, Buddha is lightning ... Buddha is lightning. We will definitely turn over a new leaf in the future, abandon evil and promote the prodigal son to return ... "

" Brother, it turns out that you have learned so many idioms behind my back. "

"get out!"

Sometimes the Tang Priest will educate the Monkey King: "Disciple, when you hit someone in the future, don't be so heavy. Good people are born by people, bad people are born by people, and everyone is equal before life. "

but more often, this is more often after every fight. Tang Priest always asks the Monkey King excitedly, "the Monkey King, where did you learn your martial arts?"

"Self-taught."

"Wukong, you disappoint me so much. I told you everything, but you kept it from me in every way. I am the master who teaches you Buddhism. I want to know who is the master who teaches you martial arts, isn't it too much? "

Finally, one day, the Monkey King silently stared out of the dark window and answered this question: "I have never told anyone about my experience, because even if I did, no one would believe me. Because my experience can't be imitated and copied. Many years ago, on a brilliant peach blossom day, I left the East China Sea and came to the Totoro Magic School. "

"Totoro Magic School? Does this school really exist? Legend has it that if you find the third shore of the Tongtian River, you can reach the magic school. So you found the third shore? "

"It's actually very simple. The left bank of the river, the right bank of the river, and the third bank is the riverbed. "

"I see. As far as I know, Niu Mowang graduated from that school. "

"Yes, Niu Mowang is my senior, my hometown in the East China Sea and my sworn brother."

"But Wukong, as far as I know, Niu Mowang's skill and magic are definitely not on the same level as yours. When Niu Mowang changed his registered permanent residence from a demon to a fairy, he had a fight with Li Jing, the minister of the household registration in heaven, because of some contradictions. Niu Mowang can't beat Excavate at all, but you are not Wukong. You can kill Li Jing with one hand. "

the Monkey King smiled cunningly: "Master, what I want to say later is the point. After coming to my neighbor totoro magic school, although I have experienced colorful school life, I won the first prize in the singer competition of the Goblet of Fire in our school, joined the most famous poetry club, the Order of the Phoenix, and became good friends with Niu Mowang, the man of the hour in the school, and the half-blood prince. But I am still deeply dissatisfied. Because I always expect my martial arts spells to be invincible in the world,' the supreme martial arts, the sword to slay the dragon, Wukong can't get out, who is fighting with the front' is my goal in life. "

"Well, I also want to know, Wukong, why did your life suddenly take a turn for the better?"

"One day when I was on duty, I found a secret room while cleaning the school library. In a very coincidental situation, I got an orchid book, a magic book of darkness, a war of war, a book of forbidden spells, a fascinating palm, a set of binoculars and a set of magic mirrors, so my skill has increased greatly for 5 years. A few days later, while playing with my classmates, I slipped and fell off the cliff. Under very coincidental circumstances, I entered the cave at the bottom of the cliff, so I ate a few thousand-year-old ganoderma lucidum and fairy grass, which increased my skill for 5 years. A few days later, I got involved in a fight because of the girl-picking incident in Niu Mowang. In desperation, the enemy picked up a stone on the ground and threw it at me. I caught the stone with a handsome and bubbling finger, and the enemy fled. In a very coincidental situation, master, don't be dizzy. That's what the martial arts novel class of the Chinese University of China at seven o'clock wrote. It is precisely because of many coincidences that an excellent martial arts master can be achieved. This time, by a very coincidence, I hatched a Jin Peng bird from a stone. This bird is an ancient god beast. Because I am grateful for my virtue of regeneration, I was given a breath of immortality ... "

" Your skill has increased for another 5 years. "

"Wow, Master, how do you know?"

Tang Priest said helplessly, "Forget Wukong, I won't force you if you don't want to talk about it. Let's wash and sleep. "

the Monkey King smiled mysteriously: "Master, no one is destined to sleep tonight."

"come on. Speak quickly if you have something to say. What have you found? "

"Master, I heard that you are a famous prophet in Chang 'an. So tonight, can you judge what will happen? "

Tang Priest silently recalled today's trip. In the morning, I left the village of Zhujiazhuang to wish my third son's home, with beautiful weather and flowers in full bloom. On the way, I talked with the Monkey King about Zhou Xiaomei's new play while eating melon seeds, and went to Guo Guzhuang smoothly. Lunch was settled at Guo Laosi's house. The first course, cold potato shreds. The second course, green pepper and potato chips. The third course, braised potato pieces. The fourth course, steamed potato soup. Before leaving Guo Laosi's house, I gave the chrysanthemums I picked last afternoon to Guo Laosi's daughter Guo Xiaosi. Continue on your way in the afternoon. On the way, I met a cat named Chun, and a couple quarreled. A group of leaders carried pork noodles, rice noodles and white flour to express their condolences to the families in need. In the enthusiastic crowd of people who didn't know the truth, the master and the apprentice also stopped to watch for a while, which almost caused the wallet to be stolen. In the evening, I checked into the Yuelai Inn where I am now located. Tang Priest frowns. Everything is normal during the day, isn't it? Yuelai Inn turned out to be a black shop? At this point, Tang Yan suddenly felt a sharp pain in his abdomen, and his internal organs were torn. Tang Yan couldn't help shouting, "Wukong, help me!" "

the Monkey King smiled faintly: "Master, don't be afraid. If I'm not mistaken, the Yuelai Inn where we stayed tonight must be a fake and shoddy trademark. As the largest chain inn in the world, the hardware and software facilities of Yuelai Inn have always been quite international. In the authentic Yuelai Inn, the dining tables are all made of Fraxinus mandshurica countertops. By the way, it is the kind that the shopkeeper of Tongfu Inn said. However, in this Yuelai Inn, the table just fell apart with a finger poke. Look at the waiter again ... "

" Son of a bitch, since you already knew something was wrong, why didn't you hint at me? "

"Master, if you don't go to hell, who will?"

"You ..."

the Monkey King stood upright: "Master, if you and I both avoid the tricks of the innkeeper. Then it will only keep the boss at large. Now that we have irrefutable evidence, we are not afraid of not bringing him to justice! "

"Go and enforce the law yourself, because the teacher has to go to the toilet." The Tang Priest covered his stomach and ran out of the room.

the Monkey King calmly looked out of the window, pulled out a hair and blew it, and another the Monkey King was born. This is one of the famous "seventy-two changes" in the Monkey King, which is more technical than changing mosquitoes. Later generations, many people devoted themselves to the Monkey King's technology, but under a new name, human cloning. The Monkey King whispered to the clone Wukong, and the clone Wukong ran out of the room, clutching his stomach. The Monkey King, on the other hand, turned into a mosquito and lay prone on the wall.

a moment later, the bartender poked around in the dark window. An elegant smile flashed across the bartender's mouth when he found that the Tang priest's room was empty. The bartender calmly pushed open the door of the guest room and walked slowly to the rattan box of Tang Priest. At that time, the distance between him and the box was only 4.5 meters. After half a minute, the shop assistant completely fell in love with the box.

Looking at a box of gold bars and silver ingots, crystal tears slowly flowed from the bartender's eyes: "The inn has been open for so long, and I have never met such a fat business. The monk's gray income is too much. " The bartender picked up the box and just wanted to turn and run away, but a hand was put on his shoulder from behind.

"Boy, you are quite clever."

When the bartender knew that he was caught red-handed, he smiled helplessly: "Actually, I used to be a fast catcher, so my skill is not bad."

"You thieves are really interesting. You always come out to work in the middle of the night."

"I'm not like you, aboveboard. Give me a chance. "

"how to give you a chance?"

"I had no choice before, but now I want to be a good person."

"ok, talk to the county grandfather and see if he will let you be a good person."

"Friend, don't push too hard. I have someone above me."

"who?"

The bartender's eyes flashed with crystal tears again: "Once upon a time, I was a promising catcher. As for why I ended up in the underworld, I owe it all to one person. No, a pig. "

"pig?"

The bartender turned around and looked at the Monkey King and said, "Yes, seeing that you have come all the way to the west and from the east, you must have passed Zhujiazhuang?"

"exactly."

"Then you must have heard about the' bloody case caused by a steamed bun' that caused a sensation in Zhujiazhuang 19 years ago?"

the Monkey King wonders, "I wish what the old fool said was true? A monster was really born in his pigsty? "

"not bad! Nineteen years ago, I was in the prime of my life in yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn, though I have for my body no wings like those of the bright-coloured phoenix, and I was the most promising, courageous, capable and eloquent catcher in the county. Therefore, I have the opportunity to be ordered to investigate the most important criminal case in the history of this county. Zhujiazhuang wishes the third family a bloody case! In order to fight for a steamed bun, I wish a black pig in the third pigsty actually killed a white pig! The same kind of cannibalism is really horrible! "

"wow, at best, the pig's atlas is terrible, right? What's the use of you investigating a case? I think it's right to hire a veterinarian. First, check whether the black pig students have any mental problems, and whether they have suffered from the blow of lovelorn, unemployment and so on. That's why they have an anti-social and anti-similar tendency, killing their companions who are always with each other in the pigsty. Secondly, please ask the veterinarian to check the diet of the black pig classmate to see if it is a wish that the third child is dizzy and what chemicals are accidentally added to the diet, which will lead to a big change in the pig's temperament and commit a major case. "

"I didn't expect that you and I were bosom friends. I don't think you should be a monk, but a catcher. In addition, your image is very good, second only to mine. If you can go to the yamen of an international metropolis like Dongtu Luoyang and meet Mr. Wen as an excellent promoter, the four famous arrests will not be ruthless, iron-handed, desperate and cold-blooded, but your friends! "

"Stop sucking up and tell me what happened in those days."

"In those days, after I arrived in Zhujiazhuang, my friend and I had exactly the same idea. I called six of the most famous veterinarians in the county, and planned to have a joint consultation with the black pig, also trying to prove that the black pig may have a genetic mutation. However, with the help of seven people, I failed to catch the black pig. Instead, he rushed out of the pigsty and headed for Zhujiahe. Just when I was puzzled, the black pig jumped into the river. Miracle happened, a pig jumped in and a man floated up. The man was dark-faced, with unusually strong hair and beard. After he emerged from the water, he laughed and said that he finally took off his body pig fetus. He also said that he was the marshal of the canopy in the sky and was in charge of the Tianhe River. Because he violated the dogma, he was demoted to the lower bound by the Jade Emperor, but when he came down to earth, he threw a pig fetus by mistake, so his skill was lost. This time, I jumped into the river and finally washed away the filth and restored the martial arts spell. I thought he was fooling me, so I jumped into Zhujiahe and fought with him. After some punches, I was unfortunately captured and became a prisoner of Marshal Tianpeng. "

"then what?"

"Don't talk nonsense, and then I will surrender. Heroes don't suffer immediate losses."

the Monkey King nodded. "Well, according to you, the shopkeeper of this shop is Marshal Tianpeng?"

"it's him. But a few days ago, he gave himself a new pig. "

"I can understand his surname is pig. What about Bajie? What do you mean? "

"He said that he felt guilty. If he wants to return to heaven, he must do something earth-shattering. I heard that there was a strange man named Tang Priest in Chang 'an, East China, who wanted to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. He wanted to follow Tang Priest to become a monk and personally escort Tang Priest to Lingshan, hence the name Bajie. "

the Monkey King's eyes flashed: "Where is Pig now?"

"He visits the inn once a month and usually lives in Fuling Mountain, 7 miles away."

the Monkey King nodded: "Good, good, you take good care of my master here. I'm going to Fuling Mountain to meet Pig Bajie! "

"Friend, don't tell him that I snitched ..."