It is difficult for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, but it becomes easier and easier in the future. It is easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it becomes increasingly difficult in the future. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, and a man wants to divorce his wife when he can't make money.

Before marriage, a man borrows money so that the woman can eat well, and after marriage, a woman borrows money so that the man can eat well. When a man has an affair, he is more and more busy at work, and when a woman has an affair, the food she cooks becomes saltier. The poorest men don't bargain when buying groceries, and the richest women still have to bargain when buying groceries.

When a woman says she hates you, it means she likes you. When a man says he hates you, he really hates you. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start having sex after marriage. Modern men have sex before marriage and become honest after marriage. Traditional women are very honest before giving birth to children, but after giving birth to children, they start to have wild dreams.

Modern women have wild dreams before giving birth to children, and then become honest after giving birth to children.

Behind every successful man there is the support of a woman, and behind every successful woman there is the support of a bunch of men. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei, and the woman that men like most is Pan Jinlian.

When men look at women, they are most beautiful when in love, most ordinary after marriage, ugliest when divorced, and become beautiful again after divorce. Women look at men as most sincere when in love, most boring after marriage, and most hypocritical before divorce. , became sincere again after the divorce.

For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they cannot get; for women, the most handsome man is the man they already have. Women are always afraid of men's sexual desire in daily life, but they don't think men are sexy when they go to bed. Men always think that women are coquettish in daily life, but they are afraid of women not being coquettish when they go to bed.

When a man gives a woman a bra, it means that he wants to establish a loving relationship; when a woman gives a man underwear, it means that she already has a loving relationship.

Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind. A man who does not want property during divorce must not be a good man, and a woman who does not want property during divorce must be a good woman.

If a woman’s employer pays a thousand yuan, she will tell the man that the man received a thousand yuan, and tell her friends that the man received a thousand yuan. The woman received five hundred and told her friend that she received one thousand and fifty. Women save private money in order to spend it on their husbands in the future, while men save private money in order to spend it on other women in the future.

Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly, and men like to hear women say that another man is a failure. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable. When men comfort men, they often say that another man is even worse.

Men lie as a habit, women lie as a need.

Men and women actually have stories that can never be told and cannot be sorted out. Classic quotes about the difference between men and women

1. A man’s biggest worry is his creditor, and a woman’s biggest worry is her lover.

2. For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they cannot get; for women, the most handsome man is the man they already have.

3. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, and women are good at discovering the strengths of their husbands.

4. A man is a woman’s whole world; a woman is a man’s moon.

5. When a woman is desperate, she will marry a man; when a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.

6. Behind a melancholy woman there must be an unfortunate love, and behind a haggard man there must be an unfortunate marriage.

7. Women remarry just to be angry, and men remarry just to try their luck.

8. A woman always hopes that she is his last woman; a man always hopes that he is her first man.

9. When a man falls in love, it means enrichment and maturity; when a woman falls in love, it means innocence and slides into the abyss.

10. The way a man tests a woman is to fly far away; the way a woman tests a man is to be late for a date.

11. When a woman’s work unit gives her a thousand yuan, she will tell her man that he has been given a thousand yuan, and her friends have been given five hundred yuan; when a man’s work unit has given him a thousand yuan, he will tell her The woman received five hundred and told her friend that she received one thousand and fifty.

12. When men look at women, they are most beautiful when in love, most ordinary after marriage, ugliest when divorced, and become beautiful again after divorce; when women look at men, they are most sincere when in love, most boring after marriage, and before divorce The most hypocritical, but became sincere after the divorce.

13. Women’s expectations for men rise faster than prices, and men’s feelings for women become stronger than the stock market.

14. Smart men regard women as prey, while stupid men regard women as pets.

15. A woman wants a divorce because she has grasped a man’s background, and a man wants a divorce because he has found out the woman’s true identity.

16. A smart man says half and half, but a smart woman turns a blind eye.

17. Men become powerful when they think of women, and women become beautiful when they think of men.

18. Women are single because there is no man worthy of love; men are single because there is no woman to give love.

19. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.

20. A man’s love is looking around, while a woman’s love is quietly contrasting.

21. If a man falls in love with a woman, he often cannot find her; if a woman falls in love with a man, she often makes him unable to find her.

22. When a man chooses a woman, he focuses on his face; when a woman chooses a man, she focuses on her wallet.

23. A man’s shoulders and arms can be generous and sacrificed at any time; a woman’s shoulders and arms are love, which can only be reserved for the person she loves.

24. Women are always wandering between being single or getting married. Men are just wandering between a beautiful woman and a wife who is no longer beautiful.

25. The only way for women to maintain their figure is to continue to fall in love; the only way for men to maintain their worth is to continue to succeed.

26. If a man files for divorce, it is often because he no longer likes his wife; if a woman files for divorce, it is often because her husband no longer likes her.

27. A man may marry a woman for career; a woman must divorce a man for love.

28. When a man pursues a woman, he attacks quickly and violently, but the result is often clear after the rain; when a woman pursues a man, she penetrates slowly, but the drop of water can penetrate the stone.

29. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend their money on their faces.

30. A man entrusts his girlfriend to take care of his buddies, and in the end the girlfriend becomes his buddies’ wife, and the buddies take care of her; a woman entrusts her boyfriend to her sisters to take care of, and the sisters become her boyfriends. My sisters can’t be my wives.

31. When a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the traffic police, and the woman will try to persuade him; when a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will quarrel with the man next to her, and the traffic police will try to persuade her.

32. A man is like Bluetooth. When you are around, he is connected. But as soon as you walk away, he's searching for other peripherals! Women are like wifi, they can see all available devices but will choose the best one!

33. A woman is full of fantasy when she is gentle; a man is full of desire when he is gentle.

34. When a man is in love, he wants nothing from the other person; when a woman is in love, she wants nothing from the other person.

35. A man who does not want property during divorce must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property during divorce must be a good woman.

36. Women value a man’s tomorrow, while men value a woman’s today.

37. The man who is least afraid of his wife at home does not dare to contradict his mother-in-law; the woman who is most afraid of her husband at home also dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

38. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, his relationship with his mother-in-law is still good; no matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, her relationship with her mother-in-law is also bad.

39. Women always look in the mirror when they go out on the street, and men always like to check the money in their wallets when they go out on the street.

40. No matter how smart a woman is, she is confused about her appearance, and no matter how stupid a man is, he is sober when it comes to a woman’s appearance.

41. Men have nothing to say when they are in pain, but women can say anything when they are angry.

42. A woman who makes a man tired must be beautiful, and a man who makes a woman tired must be rich.

43. A man in love tries to express himself, and a woman in love dresses up as much as she can.

44. When a woman says she hates you, it means she likes you; when a man says he hates you, he really hates you.

45. Women are kind because they are stupid; men are stupid because they are kind.

46. A man taking the initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event; a woman taking the initiative to kiss a man is a premeditated event.

47. Women are like Pepsi-Cola, which has a certain shelf life; men are like Remy Martin XO, the older they get, the more valuable they become.

48. Women can tolerate unfortunate marriages, but not unhappy love; men can tolerate unhappy love, but cannot tolerate unhappy marriages.

49. Men were created by God according to the needs of the world, and women were created by God according to the needs of men.

50. The reason why men drink alcohol is that they are very tired recently; the reason why women drink alcohol is because they are tired recently.

51. Women usually run a red light to be angry with their boyfriends; men usually run a red light to compete with their friends for courage.

52. The most common thing a man says when he is in love is I love you, really. The most common question women ask after getting married is do you still love me? Tell the truth!

53. Men like to make friends with beautiful women; women like to find obedient men as husbands.

54. A man kissing a woman is repaying a loan; a woman kissing a man is releasing an investment.

55. Men lie as a habit, women lie as a need.

56. Women are like eggs, hard on the outside but pure on the inside and smooth on the inside; men are like mangoes, yellow on the outside and even yellower on the inside.

57. Men are often looked down upon by women because of their weakness, while women often win the sympathy of men with their tears.

58. Women save private money in order to spend it on their husbands in the future, while men save private money in order to spend it on other women in the future.

59. A man who looks around on the street is said to have evil intentions, and a woman who looks left and right on the street is called a bright eye.

60. Men get PhDs because of low IQ, and women get PhDs because of low emotional intelligence.

61. When men are in love, they want to express themselves as much as possible; when women are in love, they want to dress themselves up.

62. Men are always rude and careless, and they will never understand women’s little thoughts; while women will always pay attention to details and have delicate feelings, and women will never understand men’s indifference.

63. Women are like pear, sweet on the outside but sour on the inside. Men usually give up before their heart is touched, and they never know that a woman's heart is sour. Men are like onions. Women work very hard to peel them off layer by layer. Every time they peel off a layer, they cry sadly. Only at the end of the strip did I realize that the man had no intentions.

64. Men are futures, spot goods, cool goods, and jumping goods; women are rugby, chasing and grabbing, basketball, chasing and running, table tennis, playing back and forth, golf. The farther you hit the ball, the better.

65. If a woman insists on being single, people will think there is something wrong with her; if a man insists on being single, people will think he is ambitious.

66. Men are extremely smart when they are in love; women are extremely stupid when they are in love.

67. Men are like peaches, they are soft on the outside but hard on the inside, they should be eaten slowly and bitten slowly; women are like eggs, their shell is hard but soft on the inside, they should be handled with care.

68. The best package for a man is maturity, and the best package for a woman is gentleness.

69. Men are the price of women, and women are the trademark of men.

70. Women are controlled by love, and men are controlled by women.

71. Failed men like to compare their wives with others, while successful women like to compare their husbands with others.

72. Men who are in love will be more bold in pursuing new love, while women who are in love will be more timid in pursuing new love.

73. Men fall in love because they attack rashly; women fall in love because they cannot dodge.

74. When a man matures, it is not necessarily because of a good woman, but when a woman wakes up, it must be because of a bad man.

75. When men are in love, they want to make complicated processes simple; when women are in love, they like to make simple things complicated.

76. Women are accustomed to betting on love; men are accustomed to betting on marriage.

77. Men will have a sense of accomplishment when they have a lover, and women will feel a sense of guilt when they have a lover.

78. Men become pitiful after falling in love; women become neurotic after falling in love.

79. Before marriage, when a man borrows money, he must also let the woman eat well, and after marriage, when a woman borrows money, she must let the man eat well.

80. Behind a successful man there must be a great woman; behind a great woman there must be an unsuccessful man.

81. Men regard the world as their home, and women regard their home as their world.

82. Men are eager to talk to women about their difficulties, but women are willing to listen to men show off their success.

83. A woman’s faults are made up by men, and men’s faults are made up by gifts.

84. Men fall in love for the sake of marriage; women marry for the sake of love.

85. A woman’s happiness lies in: he really loves me; a man’s happiness lies in: she deserves my love.

86. Before a man gets engaged, he is like a grandson, obedient; after engagement, he is like a son, learning to talk back; after marriage, he is like Lao Tzu, giving orders. Before a woman gets engaged, she is like a swallow that can fly wherever she likes; after she gets engaged, she is like a dove that can fly but dare not fly far; after getting married, she is like a duck that can no longer fly.

87. Men who want to fall in love need good skills, and women who want to fall in love need disguise skills.

88. A man wants to divorce his wife after he makes money, but his wife wants to divorce him when he cannot make money.

89. If a man wants to capture a woman’s heart, he must not dress worse than her. If a woman wants to capture a woman's heart, she must at least dress better than her!

90. No matter whether the weather is good or not, it is women who will go shopping; no matter whether the weather is good or not, it is men who don’t want to go shopping.

91. When a man borrows money before marriage, he must make sure that the woman eats well, and after marriage, when a woman borrows money, she must make sure that the man eats well.

92. When a woman is in love, she longs for her partner to expose her soul; when a man is in love, she longs for her partner to expose her body.

93. Men become bad when they are rich, and women become rich when they become bad.

94. The content of a man’s book is more attractive than the cover, while the cover of a woman’s book is usually more attractive than the content.

95. Men’s eyes rely on radiation; while women’s hearts rely on conduction.

96. Men learn English to prove that they are good at it, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer good at it.

97. Women use makeup to cover up their appearance; men use pretending to be deep to cover up their content.

98. A woman’s youth represents a value; while a man’s youth represents superficiality.

99. In love, women learn to talk in sleep; in love, men stop swearing.

100. Men dare to make any promises; women dare to ask for anything. Zhang Xiaoxian's classic love quotes for men and women

Memories are always melancholy. The pleasant ones make people feel: it's a pity that it's over, and the unpleasant ones still make people sad when they think about it.

A close friend is like a mirror, reflecting the best parts of our nature.

Doing something for others, but also feeling a little resentful, makes life interesting, otherwise it will be too empty.

Books are your best friends. The only drawback is that it makes me more myopic, but it's still worth it.

A person can best show the noble qualities of his nature when he is in love. This is why romance novels are always popular - both at home and abroad.

People waste money because they are unhappy, which is a compensatory effect.

I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world. No matter when or where you are, you know that there is always such a person.

If memories had a smell, it would be the scent of camphor, sweet and steady, like well-remembered music, sweet and melancholy, like forgotten sorrow.

For people after the age of thirty, ten or eight years is just a matter of time, but for young people, three to five years can be a lifetime.

Generally speaking, most people who have lived more than half their lives have some real life experience and some unique insights. They never thought of writing it down, but things changed and it was lost to oblivion.

Men do wrong things, but women go all out to plan how to do wrong things. Women don't think much about the future - and also try hard to forget their past - so God knows what they have to think about!

When a man longs for a woman's body, he cares about her soul and lies to himself that he is in love with her soul. Only after occupying her body could he forget her soul.

If you really commit suicide, it will be over if you die, but life is more terrifying than death. Life can continue to develop without limit, becoming worse, worse, and more unbearable than originally imagined. The state is even worse.

Clothes that are too big have a special kind of allure. When walking, there is a wave of ups and downs. Where there are people, people are trembling, and where there are no people, the clothes are trembling. , virtual and real, extremely mysterious.

Because we understand, we are compassionate.

There is no emotion in this world that is not riddled with holes.

What is short is life, what is long is suffering.

If you like someone, you will humble yourself into the dust and then bloom into flowers.

Laugh, and the whole world will laugh with you; cry, and you will cry alone.

The two corpses of the huge self and this rotten and beautiful world are tied together back to back. You are falling to me, and I am falling to you, sinking.

However, when the wine is in the stomach and the things are in the heart, there always seems to be a layer in between. No matter how much wine you drink, it can't reach your heart.

After a man completely understands a woman, he will not love her.

He looked at his own flesh, not as if he was looking at it, but as if he were a lover other than himself. He was deeply saddened and felt that he had wasted himself in vain.

Women have not yet received their share of the family fortune, their share of sorrows, burdens and joys, and they often have a look of caution.

Life is a gorgeous robe covered with fleas.

Kind people will always suffer. The burden of sorrow seems to be innate, so they can only endure.

Affection is a burden that I cannot bear, and love words are just lies that come true accidentally.

I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you.

Small sorrows and difficulties can develop a serious outlook on life.

Women...women talk about men, miss men, and complain about men all their lives, forever and ever.

Useless women are the most powerful women.

The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love also loves you.

A broad agreement between life and death - being happy with your son, holding your hand, and growing old together with your son is the saddest poem... Life, death and separation are all major events that are not under our control. Compared with the power of the outside world, how small we humans are, how small! But we insist on saying: ‘I will always be with you, and we will never leave you for the rest of our lives’. ——As if we have the final say

When I hear something that is obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

When you die, my story ends, but when I die, your story is still long.

Are you young? It doesn't matter, you will be old in two years

For people after the age of thirty, ten or eight years is just a matter of time; for young people, three to five years is enough. It's a lifetime.

I love you, what does it have to do with you? No matter how weird it is, it can’t be blamed on you.

Perhaps every man has had two women like this, at least two. Marry a red rose, and over time, the red one will become a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, while the white one will remain "the bright moonlight in front of the window"; marry a white rose, and the white one will become a grain of rice sticky on the clothes, but the red one will become A cinnabar mole on the heart.

I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world. No matter when or where you are, you know that there is always such a person.

Love is not complicated. It only takes three words to come and go. It is not "I love you, I hate you," or "Forget it. How are you? I'm sorry."

Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness. It is because of expectations that we are disappointed. Because there is love, we have expectations, so even if we are disappointed, it is also a kind of happiness, although this kind of happiness is a bit painful

If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose my self-confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't be in pain. How wonderful.

We can never go back!

If emotions and years can be gently torn into pieces and thrown into the sea, then I am willing to be silent at the bottom of the sea. I love to hear your words, but don’t understand them. You want to see them, but don’t understand them.

You ask me whether loving you is worth it. In fact, you should know that love doesn’t ask whether it’s worth it. It's worth it.

I like money because I have never suffered from money and I don't know the disadvantages of money. I only know the advantages of money.

I can love someone enough to ask for it. The level of pocket money is a severe test.

For those who cannot speak, clothes are a kind of language and carry around a pocket drama.

Things to do. You can always find time and opportunity; you can always find excuses for things you don't want to do.

If you don't tease a woman, she says you are not a man; if you tease her, she says you are not a superior person. People. Classic quotations about the relationship between men and women

1. I suddenly remembered that when I was in college, the teacher wrote a couplet: The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous. , The world is magnificent! Later I was kicked out of the classroom!

2. A man who does not want property during divorce must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property during divorce must be a good woman.

3. When my father asked me what I wanted to pursue in life, I answered money and beauty, and my father slapped me fiercely in the face; when I answered career and love, my father patted my head appreciatively.

4. , Men like to buy books to fill the bookshelf, and then women read these books.

5. Traditional women are very honest before giving birth, and start to have wild dreams after giving birth. Modern women have wild dreams before giving birth. Become honest after having children.

6. Beautiful women like to praise other women’s beautiful clothes, and rich men like to brag about other men’s high incomes. The final result is to bring the topic to themselves.

7. Strength is used for hoeing. The "sun" for hoeing is at noon, and the bow is bent to "shoot" the big eagle.

8. I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a text message: "Let's break up!" Before I had time to feel sad, my girlfriend sent another text: "Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person. "I feel completely sad now...

9. The lesson I learned from my last relationship is: don't find a girl who likes spicy food as your girlfriend. Every time I treat her to the spicy hot pot and we make out together, I will remember a song in my agony: "Burn!" Firebird".

10. I finally came back alive! I just met a netizen who looks a lot like Ruhua, or a disfigured version of Ruhua, can you imagine...

11. The rebirth of a phoenix is ??Nirvana, and the rebirth of a pheasant is the transformation of a corpse.

12. If you fall in love with cigarettes and matches, you are destined to be hurt.

13. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; when men comfort men, they often say that another man is miserable.

14. The tragedy of life is that after a night of hard work and beautiful dreams, you can’t remember them all when you wake up the next morning!

15. Women are always afraid of men’s lust in daily life, but they don’t think men are sexy when they go to bed; men always think that women are coquettish in daily life, but they are afraid that women are not coquettish in bed.

16. When dealing with a vicious person, be more vicious than him; when dealing with a despicable person, be even more despicable than him; when dealing with a chic person, be more chic than him; when dealing with a handsome person, be more chic than him; Just... ruin his appearance!

17. When a man gives a woman a bra, it means that he wants to establish a lover relationship; when a woman gives a man underwear, it means that she already has a lover relationship.

18. When facing difficulties: If you are not afraid of death, are you still afraid of living? When facing danger: If you are not afraid of living, are you still afraid of death? This is Einstein's theory of relativity...

19. Today I made an appointment with a female netizen named "Young Girl". The secret code was holding a rose. I looked around at the date place and saw a woman holding a rose. Rose raised her head and ran away. She went online at night and asked the other party: Why is it that your mother came to meet netizens for you? ...From then on, I lay quietly on her blacklist.

20. The stupidest time for a man is when he wears a suit to work for the first time, and the stupidest time for a woman is when she wears a suspender skirt for the first time on the street.

21. A man wants to divorce his wife after he makes money, but his wife wants to divorce him when he cannot make money.

22. When the family has no money, men like to keep accounts, and when the family has money, women like to keep accounts;

23. Everyone is an angel fallen from the sky, but some are Some landed intact, some landed face first, and some were even more unlucky, riding directly on the fence railings when they landed...

24. Men who have returned from overseas should also add a few words when speaking Chinese to Chinese people. English; returned women also have a few Chinese words when speaking English to foreigners.

25. A man entrusts his girlfriend to take care of his buddies, and in the end the girlfriend becomes his buddies’ wife, and the buddies take care of them; a woman entrusts her boyfriend to her sisters to take care of, and the sisters become her boyfriend. My sisters can’t be my wives.

26. If a woman’s employer pays a thousand yuan, she will tell the man that the company paid one thousand yuan, and her friends will tell her that the company paid 500 yuan; if a man’s company pays a thousand yuan, he will tell The woman received five hundred and told her friend that she received one thousand and fifty.

27. When a woman says “hate” to you, it means she likes you. When a man says “hate” to you, he really hates you.

28. I really don’t understand. , girls buy lots and lots of beautiful clothes just to attract boys’ attention, but what boys want to see is girls without clothes.

29. When men look at women, they are most beautiful when in love, most ordinary after marriage, ugliest when divorced, and become beautiful again after divorce; women look at men as most sincere when in love, most boring after marriage, and before divorce The most hypocritical, but became sincere after the divorce.

30. When men face a group of women, do not discuss appearance issues; when women face a group of men, do not discuss wealth issues.

31. Behind every successful man there is the support of a woman, and behind every successful woman there is the support of a bunch of men.

32. I like to leave my life to fate: I will flip a coin when I wake up in the morning. If it comes up heads, I will continue to sleep; if it comes up tails, I will lie in bed and watch TV. If the coin sticks up after it hits the ground, I'll get up and clean up the house.

33. A man’s initiative to kiss a woman is an unexpected event, while a woman’s initiative to kiss a man is a premeditated event.

34. No matter how smart a woman is, she is confused about her appearance, and no matter how stupid a man is, he is sober when it comes to a woman’s appearance.

35. When a woman says to a man, "I know I am not beautiful," the man must not agree; when a man says to a woman, "I am actually a failure," the woman must object.

36. For men, the most beautiful woman is the one they cannot get; for women, the most handsome man is the man they already have.

37. The poorest men don’t bargain when buying groceries, while the richest women also have to bargain when buying groceries.

38. The most embarrassing thing for a man is when his wife gets drunk and pesters his friends; the most embarrassing thing for a woman is when her husband’s friends get drunk and pester her.

39. Master, just follow me! ...A long, long time later... Master, please spare me!

40. Before a man borrows money, he must let a woman eat well, and after a woman borrows money, she must let a man eat well.