1. You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten? --Answer: Fool

2. There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, and each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? --Answer: The last child took away the basin together

3. Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? --Answer: Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water". 4. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? --Answer: Barber

5. Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? --Answer: Lao Wang is a barber

6. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? --Answer: This is the "wrong" word

7. Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? --Answer: myself

8. What are the uses of egg shells? --Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9. What’s something you don’t have to fight hard to hit? --Answer: Yawn

10. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.

What is this doing? --Answer: Dreaming

11. What should everyone do seriously every day? --Answer: Sleep

12. Who never dares to take a shower? --Answer: Clay Figure

13. Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why? --Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

14. What kind of car can't move even an inch? --Answer: Windmill,

15. Which month has twenty-eight days? --Answer: There are 28 days in every month

16. Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? --Answer: It's not as comfortable as bed

17. What kind of wine can’t be drunk? --Answer: iodine

18. What kind of eggs can’t be beaten, cooked, let alone eaten? ——Answer: Zero eggs obtained in the exam

19. The train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be? --Answer: On the track

20. When does the clock stop ticking? --Answer: The clock never moves

21. What books can’t be bought in bookstores? --Answer: Suicide note or secretary

22. Which road is the narrowest? --Answer: Enemies meet on a narrow road

23. What can't be eaten? --Answer: "East-West" direction

24. A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? --Answer: The plane is parked on the ground

25. What flower blooms all year round? --Answer: Plastic flowers

26. Which English letters do most people like to hear? --Answer: CD

27. Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? --Answer: Blind

28. Xiao Ming knew the answers to the test papers, so why did he keep looking at his classmates' answers? --Answer: Xiao Ming is the teacher

29. How to tell the age of a chicken? --Answer: Use teeth

30. Why doesn't the egg break when I hit it with a hammer? --Answer: Of course the hammer will not break

31. Who is the boxing champion who is easily knocked out? --Answer: Sleepyhead

32. What is it that heaven doesn’t know and earth knows, but you don’t know and I know? --Answer: The sole is broken

33. A man is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why? --Answer: He is walking backwards

34. A truck driver hit a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? --Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time

35. What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? --Answer: Open your eyes

36. Can you write red letters with a blue pen? --Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"

37. When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate? --Answer: Spare tire

38. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? --Answer: Confucius' disciples are on the left and Mencius' disciples are on top

39. Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school? －Answer: From the first to the third year of junior high school, one lesson is learned in two days, which is not bad!

40． How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? --Answer: One. Because after eating one, your stomach is no longer empty

41. What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World? --Answer: Step on the other foot

42. The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? --Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes.

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43. The plane fell from the sky, why was no one injured? - Answer: All died

44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? - Answer: It is flat Words

45. What is the smallest island in the world? -Answer: A safe island on the road

46. Why do you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time? Is the chicken dead or the goose dead? - Answer: Penguin

47. Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (no one else was watching). Then the police came and all four people ran away. , but the police arrived at the house and arrested another person. Why? - Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police arrested him

48. Who is the king? -Answer: The Zoo Director

49. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? -Answer: What kind of person survives after death? Will appear? - Answer: People in the movie

51. Who is the person who likes to inquire about other people's affairs? - Answer: Reporter

52. Farthest? - Answer: The caller

53. The manufacturing date and expiration date of something are the same? - Answer: Daily News

54. She studied the history textbook all night, but her mother still scolded her for not studying hard the next day. Why? - Answer: She used the history textbook as a pillow to sleep.

55. Can she cover the sky with leaves? --Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves

56. A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, backs up and turns right, and asks about the cow's tail. Where? - Answer: Towards the ground

57. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? - Answer: Afraid of biting their own hands

58. How much? -Answer: 0

59. What is the biggest disadvantage for people who stutter? -Answer: Making international long-distance calls

60. What makes people laugh and cry? Answer: Mask

61. What should I do if I lose my ID card? - Answer: Pick it up

62. A tiger came in front of me and a bear came behind me. , how did this person get there? - Answer: Fainted

63. There were two prisoners in the prison. The prisoners escaped one night, but the guard opened the cell door the next day. , there is another prisoner inside? - Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "Du"

64. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and what is the name of the third son? ? - Answer: Of course, Xiao Ming

65. Why does the cat run away when it sees a mouse? - Answer: What does the left ear of an elephant look like? ? --Answer: The right ear

67. What should I do if the needle falls into the sea? --Answer: Buy another one

69. It takes a migratory bird one hour to fly from the south to the north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? --Answer: Isn't two and a half hours equal to one hour?

70. Who deceives others and also deceives himself? --Answer: Liar

71. Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. Why? --Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor

72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father. Why? --Answer: Because they have a mother-son relationship

73. What word is used all over the world? --Answer: Arabic numerals

74. There is a big, thick and wide book placed in front of a person. He wants to step over it but cannot. Do you know the reason? --Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner

75. What is the secret of human longevity? --Answer: Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing

76. When is the moon seen at its largest? --Answer: When landing on the moon