1. You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten? --Answer: Fool
2. There are 6 steamed buns in the basin, and each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? --Answer: The last child took away the basin together
3. Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? --Answer: Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water". 4. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? --Answer: Barber
5. Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? --Answer: Lao Wang is a barber
6. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? --Answer: This is the "wrong" word
7. Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? --Answer: myself
8. What are the uses of egg shells? --Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.
9. What’s something you don’t have to fight hard to hit? --Answer: Yawn
10. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.
What is this doing? --Answer: Dreaming
11. What should everyone do seriously every day? --Answer: Sleep
12. Who never dares to take a shower? --Answer: Clay Figure
13. Xiao Ming never studied but became a model student. Why? --Answer: Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student
14. What kind of car can't move even an inch? --Answer: Windmill,
15. Which month has twenty-eight days? --Answer: There are 28 days in every month
16. Do you know what's wrong with sleeping in class? --Answer: It's not as comfortable as bed
17. What kind of wine can’t be drunk? --Answer: iodine
18. What kind of eggs can’t be beaten, cooked, let alone eaten? ——Answer: Zero eggs obtained in the exam
19. The train from Beijing to Shanghai takes 6 hours. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be? --Answer: On the track
20. When does the clock stop ticking? --Answer: The clock never moves
21. What books can’t be bought in bookstores? --Answer: Suicide note or secretary
22. Which road is the narrowest? --Answer: Enemies meet on a narrow road
23. What can't be eaten? --Answer: "East-West" direction
24. A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? --Answer: The plane is parked on the ground
25. What flower blooms all year round? --Answer: Plastic flowers
26. Which English letters do most people like to hear? --Answer: CD
27. Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? --Answer: Blind
28. Xiao Ming knew the answers to the test papers, so why did he keep looking at his classmates' answers? --Answer: Xiao Ming is the teacher
29. How to tell the age of a chicken? --Answer: Use teeth
30. Why doesn't the egg break when I hit it with a hammer? --Answer: Of course the hammer will not break
31. Who is the boxing champion who is easily knocked out? --Answer: Sleepyhead
32. What is it that heaven doesn’t know and earth knows, but you don’t know and I know? --Answer: The sole is broken
33. A man is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why? --Answer: He is walking backwards
34. A truck driver hit a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? --Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time
35. What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? --Answer: Open your eyes
36. Can you write red letters with a blue pen? --Answer: Why is it difficult to write the word "red"
37. When the car turns right, which tire does not rotate? --Answer: Spare tire
38. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? --Answer: Confucius' disciples are on the left and Mencius' disciples are on top
39. Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school? -Answer: From the first to the third year of junior high school, one lesson is learned in two days, which is not bad!
40. How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach? --Answer: One. Because after eating one, your stomach is no longer empty
41. What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World? --Answer: Step on the other foot
42. The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? --Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes.
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43. The plane fell from the sky, why was no one injured? - Answer: All died
44. What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? - Answer: It is flat Words
45. What is the smallest island in the world? -Answer: A safe island on the road
46. Why do you put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time? Is the chicken dead or the goose dead? - Answer: Penguin
47. Four people were playing mahjong in a small room (no one else was watching). Then the police came and all four people ran away. , but the police arrived at the house and arrested another person. Why? - Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police arrested him
48. Who is the king? -Answer: The Zoo Director
49. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? -Answer: What kind of person survives after death? Will appear? - Answer: People in the movie
51. Who is the person who likes to inquire about other people's affairs? - Answer: Reporter
52. Farthest? - Answer: The caller
53. The manufacturing date and expiration date of something are the same? - Answer: Daily News
54. She studied the history textbook all night, but her mother still scolded her for not studying hard the next day. Why? - Answer: She used the history textbook as a pillow to sleep.
55. Can she cover the sky with leaves? --Answer: Just cover your eyes with leaves
56. A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, backs up and turns right, and asks about the cow's tail. Where? - Answer: Towards the ground
57. Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? - Answer: Afraid of biting their own hands
58. How much? -Answer: 0
59. What is the biggest disadvantage for people who stutter? -Answer: Making international long-distance calls
60. What makes people laugh and cry? Answer: Mask
61. What should I do if I lose my ID card? - Answer: Pick it up
62. A tiger came in front of me and a bear came behind me. , how did this person get there? - Answer: Fainted
63. There were two prisoners in the prison. The prisoners escaped one night, but the guard opened the cell door the next day. , there is another prisoner inside? - Answer: The name of the escaped prisoner is "Du"
64. Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the eldest son is called Da Ming, the second son is called Er Ming, and what is the name of the third son? ? - Answer: Of course, Xiao Ming
65. Why does the cat run away when it sees a mouse? - Answer: What does the left ear of an elephant look like? ? --Answer: The right ear
67. What should I do if the needle falls into the sea? --Answer: Buy another one
69. It takes a migratory bird one hour to fly from the south to the north, but it takes two and a half hours to fly from the north to the south. Why? --Answer: Isn't two and a half hours equal to one hour?
70. Who deceives others and also deceives himself? --Answer: Liar
71. Mr. Li went to the 16th floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14th floor and then walked up the stairs. Why? --Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button on the 16th floor
72. A child and an adult are walking in the dark night. The child is the adult's son, but the adult is not the child's father. Why? --Answer: Because they have a mother-son relationship
73. What word is used all over the world? --Answer: Arabic numerals
74. There is a big, thick and wide book placed in front of a person. He wants to step over it but cannot. Do you know the reason? --Answer: Because the book is placed in the corner
75. What is the secret of human longevity? --Answer: Keep breathing, don’t stop breathing
76. When is the moon seen at its largest? --Answer: When landing on the moon
>77. Who only works one day a year? --Answer: Santa Claus
78. What is better to turn a blind eye to? --Answer: Shooting
79. Why do newborn babies have only one left eye? --Answer: People originally have only one left eye
80. Which tooth erupts last? --Answer: Dentures
81. There was a fire in the room, and Xiao Ming couldn't open the door. How did he get out? --Answer: Open the door
82. Lan Lan was not sick, but her mouth opened and closed all night? --Answer: She eats melon seeds
83. What is the most deceptive thing? --Answer: Magician
84. Is there a two-sided box? --Answer: Yes! Inside and outside
85. Iron will rust if left outside in the open air, but what about gold? --Answer: It will be stolen
86. If you throw an egg at a stone, why doesn't the egg break? --Answer: If you hold an egg in your left hand and throw a stone with your right hand, how can the egg break?
87. How many words are there in "Xinhua Dictionary"? --Answer: four
88. What is the difference between Superman and Batman? --Answer: One underwear to wear inside and one to wear outside
89. Who has the worst heart? --Answer: People with gastroenteritis.
90. The guest brought a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored to eat them. But my mother said why there are no strawberries at home? --Answer: What the guest sent was just a painting
91. What kind of grandfather is this grandpa I’ve never seen before? --Answer: God
92. Two pairs of father and son went hunting. Each of them shot a wild duck, but there were only 3 ducks in total. Why? --Answer: 3 grandparents
93. A patient went to the hospital for a health check-up. Why did the doctor say: "Stay away from me?" What disease does this patient have? --Answer: Cross-eyed
94. What is green when uneaten, red when eaten, and black when spit out? --Answer: Watermelon
95. Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? --Answer: Because: people sleep later than the sun!
96. A wolf got into the sheepfold and wanted to eat the sheep, but why didn't it eat the sheep? --Answer: Because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold!
97. Some are sold, some are not bought, and a lot of them are sold every day. --Answer: Threshold
98. Which boat is the safest? --Answer: A boat parked on the beach
99. There was a group of sheep on the hillside, and a group of sheep came. How many flocks of sheep are there in a ***? --Answer: Still a group of people!
100. If you want to turn your dream into reality, what is the first step? --Answer: Get up.