Sketch Script

"Rent"

Uncle Jia: Landlord. The image of a carefree old man in the capital, but more conservative and diplomatic.

Dagang: Tenant male, twenty-six or seven years old. The Beipiao clan.

Xiaofang: Tenant girl, twenty-six or seven years old. Dagang's girlfriend.

Uncle Jia (carrying a bird cage): Time has made everyone grow old, and they have to stay home all day to raise birds. I have no worries about food, clothing, housing and transportation. I would like to say hello to the audience. My name is Jia. Although I look shabby, I am not stupid at all. The son is already married and the daughter is already married. My wife left the journey of life early, leaving me alone as a widow in this spacious two-bedroom apartment. cough! I want to rent out one of the apartments, firstly to serve the young people in Beipiao, and secondly, to get out of the cradle of loneliness. The key is that the monthly rent can give me some extra money. Yesterday, a young man said he wanted to see a house. I wonder if he can come? I will find some information from the newspaper to achieve my important purpose of renting out the house. (Read the newspaper)

Dagang: It has been two years since I graduated from college, and I haven’t saved much money in my pocket. I still have to look for a house today - annoying!

Xiaofang: Hey! Why! What did you say?

Dagang: I, I said, looking for a house for several days in a row - difficult!

Xiaofang: We have found it, why are you still feeling emotional? This should be right here?

Dagang: Probably about the same.

Xiaofang: Uncle Jia lives on the fifth floor. Let’s go up.

Dagang: Why are you so anxious? After walking for most of the day, I need to take a rest. What's wrong? Not happy?

Xiaofang: I knew you felt aggrieved from the moment you left the house! When I asked you to find a house, you were unwilling to do so, right?

Dagang: Let me tell you, Xiaofang, it’s enough for us to have a place to live in Beijing. Why do we have to find a building with fine decoration?

Xiaofang: Look at your potential! Only by daring to consume can the value of life be doubled. Only by spending money generously can the goal of success be achieved in advance. What about undergraduate students? You don’t even understand this bit of economic common sense!

Dagang: OK! It’s not that I couldn’t bear to part with the money. I mean, if we continue to live in the same place. I can still save a little bit every month. If I live here, we will be the lighting in Guanghan Palace - moonlight.

Xiaofang: Is a small place of just a few square meters worth your attachment?

Dagang: Yes, if there is no convenience provided by that cabin, how can I break through your psychological defense? Thinking of the days when we first met you really makes me miss you.

Xiaofang: I don’t care so much. You promised to make me happy for the rest of my life. You have to listen to me now. Come on, let's go upstairs.

Dagang: OK, let’s go.

Xiaofang: Remember, if this house is suitable. Let's rent it. Stop making excuses.

Dagang: Okay, it’s all up to you. ——Oh, the bus was crowded and the sweat was not in vain. In a blink of an eye, we arrived on the fifth floor. This is it.

Xiaofang: Listen to me in everything, don’t mess around.

Dagang: OK, you make the decision, I’ll stare. You pick the house and I pay. Not yet? This is really a big change in the social atmosphere, and it has turned the world upside down for women comrades. There is no way, the yin is rising and the yang is declining!

Xiaofang knocked on the door: Is there anyone inside?

Uncle Jia: That’s it. Oh, that's not right. It was obviously a gay man who called last night. Why is it a woman knocking on the door today? I didn’t expect that at my age, I would still have people of the opposite sex visiting me. It really made my moldy heart see the sunshine again. What are you doing? I have to open the door and take a look. well! Wait, here it comes. (Open the door)

Xiaofang: Are you Uncle Jia?

Uncle Jia: It’s not Jia’s. It’s real. It’s guaranteed to be genuine. Are you——

Xiaofang: Don’t you have a room to rent out? I wanted to come and have a look. I called you last night and made an appointment.

Uncle Jia: No, it was a gay man who beat me last night.

Dagang: Yes, yes, yes, I beat Uncle Jia.

Uncle Jia: There’s still one more! I thought a single woman was coming to share the house, which made me feel very nervous. Unexpectedly, there is always a silent man behind a beautiful woman. Come on, come to the house, come to the house.

Dagang: Uncle Jia, you have given me the award. Is silence golden? I called you last night. The key was to see your house layout plan. If it is suitable, we will decide to take it today.

Uncle Jia: Haha, don’t worry, young man, although this is an old house, it has been renovated now. I live in this room, and I plan to open it to the public in exchange for rent.

Xiaofang: Uncle Jia, how much do you plan to rent this room for?

Uncle Jia: 1,500 per month. Paid half yearly.

Dagang: Oops! This payment is 9,000. Xiaofang——

Xiaofang: You get what you pay for. Look, this house is clean and tidy. It's much better than where we live now.

Dagang: Well, if I live in this house, I have to pay half of my income.

Xiaofang: Dagang, this rent is nothing, just grit your teeth when encountering difficulties. You grit your teeth.

Uncle Jia: What’s wrong, young man? toothache?

Dagang: I get a toothache when I hear about spending money.

Uncle Jia: What?

Xiaofang: He said that it’s okay to spend this small amount of money.

Uncle Jia: So you two are settled?

Xiaofang: Uncle Jia, we have made a decision. Just rent this one. Life! What we are pursuing is an environment. As the saying goes, an elegant environment cultivates noble sentiments.

Dagang: The price is just a bit high.

Uncle Jia: What?

Xiaofang: He said that the place where he lived was terrible.

Uncle Jia: Oh! That’s it! As the saying goes, life is like a dandelion. No matter how you float, you have to find a place to stay. Is it difficult to find such a good house nowadays? Miss, you are lucky if you can find my house.

Dagang: Uncle Jia, can you——

Uncle Jia: There was a young couple who wanted to see the house just now. Since you have made a decision, I have to go to the back room to check in. Phone calls so that people can cancel their house viewing plans. (Walk down)

Dagang: Xiaofang, we have to calm down. I’ll just——

Xiaofang: That’s enough! If other people's houses are so popular, if you don't rent them, there will be others who want them. What's the price? That's it. You, a grown man, really don't have any courage. I can't bear to spend some money.

Dagang: OK, OK. Listen to you. Living in Beijing, my consumption level has improved. The quality of life has not improved, and today I have to dig out my wallet again. Cough! What a pity.

Xiaofang: Okay, don’t you say silence is golden? You are now regarded as a golden mountain.

Dagang: You spend money on me, and you take all the money I earn. I have always been your golden mountain, and the resources are about to be exhausted.

Xiaofang: Pull me down, you are just a broken coal kiln at best.

Dagang: What happened to the broken coal kiln? Those kilns -

Xiaofang: What kiln?

Dagang: No, those kiln owners——

Xiaofang: Kiln owner?

Dagang: No, it’s the cave master.

Xiaofang: Okay, I am a mine owner. Cave master? You think they are monsters.

Dagang: Not to mention, some mine owners exploited excessively and made wads of money. Environmental damage caused coal mine collapse, and coal miners were squeezed. In my opinion, these people are more powerful than monsters and monsters, and more terrifying than jackals, tigers and leopards.

Uncle Jia: If you want to say that ginger is hotter than old, I know this young man wants to bargain. Going to the back room and pretending to make a phone call is called being resourceful and capable of deceit.

In fact, I have already noticed that this lady still has the decision-making power! (Come out) Let me talk about this young lady, now that you have decided. I still have a few conditions for living here.

Xiaofang: Uncle Jia, what are your conditions?

Uncle Jia: These are the ones! The first thing to pay attention to is hygiene, and don’t throw garbage peels away. Secondly, pay attention to your style and keep your voice down when you sleep at night.

Dagang: Don’t worry, we don’t snore.

Uncle Jia: Who said you snore? I am afraid that your lingering love will affect my sleep at midnight. Where are you talking about?

Dagang: It’s time for the third one.

Uncle Jia: This third and most important one. I must stress this over and over again. The importance of the Constitution must be kept in mind and the relevant provisions of the Communist Party of China and the State must not be violated.

Dagang: This uncle Jia is really an urban management officer on duty on the airstrip - he is very lenient.

Xiaofang: Uncle Jia, no problem.

Uncle Jia: Let’s sign something right now. What's your name?

Dagang: My name is Dagang.

Xiaofang: My name is Xiaofang.

Uncle Jia: Why are your names so vulgar?

Xiaofang: Return to secular life? My mother named me Xiaohong at first. My dad said, "Xiaohong" is such a vulgar name. The name is a lifelong trademark of the child and affects the cells of the child's growth. He racked his brains and guts. Finally, I remembered a very nice name - just call it Xiaofang.

Uncle Jia: Ouch! I thought your dad had some advanced education.

Dagang: Uncle Jia, there is a great director named Xiaogang. Just because I am a strong person, I am vulgar? Like Dongfang Chuixue, Ximen Bubai, Zhuge Kusha, Ouyang Shuaidai. Isn't this a nice name?

Uncle Jia: It sounds good, I’ve never heard it before.

Dagang: Of course you haven’t heard of it. I just made it virtual. Anyone who has heard of it is a roundworm in my stomach. Why don't you tell me! A person is like a product. A name is like a trademark. The quality of a product does not depend on the design of the trademark. Life development depends on people's efforts. Uncle Jia, although our name is ordinary. However, we abide by laws and regulations, love society, make progress actively and never retreat, oppose corruption and waste, have a good work style and a clear conscience.

Xiaofang: Yes, Uncle Jia. We are good people.

Uncle Jia: I see, it’s quite suitable for you and your young couple to live here. By the way, take out your marriage certificate. I take a look.

Xiaofang: What? Need a marriage certificate?

Uncle Jia: That is. In today's society. Men and women, husbands and wives. It's quite friendly, but not much. In my case, serious review. It is everyone’s responsibility to maintain the morale.

Xiaofang: Dagang, what should we do? Are we not married yet? Where is the marriage certificate?

Dagang: Otherwise, we won’t rent it.

Uncle Jia: Ouch! I figured it out. You two are not married yet?

Dagang: Yes, Uncle Jia. We are ready for everything, all we need is a few skills. Don't worry about this, we will go home to get the certificate at the end of the year.

Uncle Jia: Oops! I really didn't see it. Are you living together as an unmarried person, or are you hiding your beauty in a golden house?

Dagang: Uncle Jia, we are, we love each other sincerely. Really, it’s only a matter of time before you get the certificate.

Uncle Jia: Pull him down. I am giving you a serious warning here. You can't live with your tail between your legs, you have to live an upright life. You are not young anymore, why don't you get married? This must be Confucius' bookcase - full of articles. Based on my experience in my youth, you must still have one hidden in your home, right? You want to be the Chen Shimei of the new century, right? And you, girl. I give you a sincere advice, but don’t be deceived by his sweet words. In such an informal game, it is the woman who suffers in the end!

Xiaofang: Uncle, where did you think you were? We are in free love.

Both parents have met and agreed that we should be together. What do you always worry about?

Uncle Jia: Who knows whether what you say is true or false? In my opinion you are illegal. Nowadays, there are many mistresses and mistresses. You say you have a pure relationship between a man and a woman, and you must have a proof.

Dagang: Uncle, I also solemnly tell you. We won't rent your house anymore.

Xiaofang: Alas! Dagang——

Dagang: Let go, I have to make the decision today. Uncle, why don't we get married? Why don't we want to get married early? My mother in the countryside wants to have a grandson.

Xiaofang: It’s not that serious.

Dagang: Let me give you a metaphor. Uncle Jia, have you ever thought about it? It has just been more than two years since we graduated from college. If we want to gain a foothold in the capital, we have to work hard and save money. We want to get married, buy a house, and raise children. The pressure is already great enough. Nowadays, prices are skyrocketing, and house prices are skyrocketing, which is even worse for those of us who are drifting in the north. Why don't we want to get married? Why don’t you want to have a living space of your own? But after getting married, we will face more pressure from society and family. Do you always understand this?

Xiaofang: Dagang, stop talking. We won't rent anymore. The space of love is not rented. We live frugally and work hard to buy a house of our own.

Dagang: Yes, Xiaofang. you're right. Difficulties are the cornerstone of love.

Xiaofang: Hard work is the guarantee of marriage.

Dagang: Diligence and frugality are the ways to save money.

Xiaofang: Drifting is the status quo of life.

Dagang: In order to create a world that belongs to us.

Xiaofang: In order to pursue our dreams.

Dagang: Xiaofang.

Xiaofang: Dagang.

Dagang,

"Rent" is a funny story about the landlord racking his brains to get the house rented out.

Characters: Landlord and renter: 1. Hypocritical and flamboyant typical Shanghainese personality

2. A group of youthful, dynamic, fashionable and energetic Korean clothing, HIP-POP dance combinations (male/female) )

3. A pair of young people in love who are extremely affectionate and passionate

4. They are rough-spoken and outspoken and have considerable affinity

Opening remarks:

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(Landlord): I finally took a break from work today, and I wanted to have a good night's sleep. But I got a lot of calls early in the morning, saying that someone was coming to rent a house. Oh...nothing. , who said demolitions are everywhere now, and housing prices are so expensive, how can ordinary people afford it? They all hope that housing prices will come down, so now they can only rent. (Eye changes suddenly) But the ugly things are ahead. I am not a saint and I am giving away my house for free. This is an opportunity to make money, and I want to make a good profit! (Ecstatic)

Scenario 1.

A beautiful lady is beautifully dressed, noble and elegant, and habitually puts on an air of turning a blind eye, (wearing a black frame on her face (glasses) came to the landlord's house (beating the dust off his clothes<; picking off>>) speaking with a Shanghai accent: "Ouch, the environment here is really bad!"

The landlord saw business coming He hurriedly went over to say hello: "Well, no one lives here anymore. It's a bit humid. But don't worry, this house is on the sunny side. Just one day in the sun. It'll be fine in one day...

Shanghai G : "I'm here to find a friend. I won't live here permanently. Otherwise, I wouldn't come here." After saying that, he held his nose in his hands and walked around.

The landlord was speechless. Just follow Shanghai G in circles.

When Shanghai stopped circling, the landlord accidentally hit Shanghai G with his head. At this time, Shanghai G said excitedly: "Hey, hey, be careful, this is a famous brand, you can't buy it!"

After speaking, he kept patting the place where the landlord hit him.

The landlord was at a loss at this moment and kept nodding his head.

Shanghai G said while picking up the dust: "I wouldn't have come if I hadn't seen that your location is quite good. Tell me, how much is the monthly rent?"

The landlord replied: "1500. No bargaining!

Shanghai G: "Ouch, it's really dark. Such a small house is so expensive? ! "Shanghai G's posture disappeared and he looked very surprised.

The landlord became proud and proud: "In our place, renting a house does not depend on the size of the square meter, but the location. Here, I , in a prime location - there are shopping malls in the east, supermarkets in the south, schools in the west, and kindergartens in the north. The household appliances are all good, so you can use them as you like. If you live here, you can go wherever you want, it's very convenient..."

Shanghai G obviously couldn't afford the monthly rent of 1,500 yuan, and started to make excuses to leave as soon as possible: "Hey, your place is quite close to my friend's house, but such a small shabby house costs 1,500 yuan. I'd better live further away, rent an apartment by myself, and enjoy a high-end life. Oops, I'm so disgusted. After saying that, she immediately covered her nose and ran away.

As soon as the hypocritical Shanghai G walked out of the house, she called her friend Yu Yu: "Yu Yu, your house is very expensive. Don't order a small house." It costs 1,500 yuan. Where can I get so much money? Can you help me find a house with a price of less than 450 yuan? A bungalow will work too! ..."

(The landlord) lay beside the door and eavesdropped, then said: "Apartment? Mother's apartment! ! It was obviously a beggar who beat me - he had no money and pretended to be rich! And...'Ouch, very dirty! ’ (making a trembling gesture) It’s true or false, I can’t stand it! Eh! 1,500 yuan seems a bit expensive, please lower the price..."

Scenario 2,

A pair of young men and women dancing in HIP-POP dance styles rushed into the room and danced first They performed a short HIP-POP dance, and then asked in a slightly HIP-POP cached dance: "Hey, man! Rent, how much money?" Then the two continued to HIP-POP.

When the landlord saw that they were two students, he started to bargain over the price again and asked: "Are you... all from this city? ”

Youth B (male): “Oh, no! We are from Beijing and went to university in Tianjin. We have the same dream, which is to create the most fashionable HIP in the world. —POP music came out, and I didn’t want to be restricted in the dormitory, so I came to rent a house, you know?” The two continued HIP —POP

The landlord said: “This is a prime location, can you afford the price?” "

The two young people in HIP-POP answered: "Speak to you, we are listening..."

The landlord said helplessly: "It will be bad if we can't keep up with these young people. , otherwise you won’t be able to make money even if you want to. Look, you didn’t speak your native language very much when you came in! ...1,250 yuan, no bargaining! ”

B: 1000?

G: 250?

The two people said in chorus: “Oh, no!” After saying that, they started HIP again— POP

Seeing this situation, the landlord said to himself: "It's over! The electricity came, and the switch was pressed again..."

Before the words were spoken, the two people said: "Hey, man! Is there anything wrong? ! "At this time, the HIP-POP has stopped, but the dance stood there motionless, pointing at the landlord with his finger like a "gun".

"What's the matter? It's too expensive! No bargaining! "The landlord took one instead.

B: "Oh, yeah, if there is no one here, there must be a place for others."

G said to B: "Why don't you talk to him?"

B: "What are you talking about? He is not the same person as us, Oh, yeah"

G: "Then...we..."

The two people said in unison: "Let's go !"

The two hip-pop youths continued to dance hip-pop and "swayed" out.

Landlord: "Today's college students can't study well. They can play music and they don't even speak Chinese! 'Hey man!' If you don't have money, you still play music. 1,250 is still expensive, so... Lower it!"

Scenario 3.

A man and woman in love embrace each other (the two are facing each other, holding hands), one behind the other. When they entered the house, they did not speak to the landlord, but read out their love declarations to each other:

G: "The fish said to the water that you can't see my tears, because I am in the water..."

B: "Water says I can feel your tears, because you are in my heart..."

G: "I am an overly romantic screw, and only you, the precise and perfect screw, Only a hat can tie me tightly. Except for you, everyone else is either too big or too small..."

B: "I am the P pole and you are the N pole. We will never be separated and form the ultimate Good bipolar body..."

G: "I am a strong base, you are a strong acid, let us neutralize it, so as not to cause harm to others accidentally..."

B: "You are Feng'er, I am Sha..."

G: "You are Hami, I am Gua..."

B: "Dear, we agreed that day We went to visit the grave, and then we had a little dispute. I went alone and couldn't see you, which made me feel bad. The more I thought about it, the more wrong I was, so I sent you a text message, but why didn't you reply? "

G: “Oh, dear, what’s more, that text message of yours made me so sad!”

B: “Why? Did I say something wrong?! "

G: "You texted me and said: 'My dear, I went to the funeral parlor yesterday because I wanted to see you, but I didn't expect that I couldn't see you. I felt so sad...' We have only been in love for a few years. , are you expecting me to die so early?”

B: “Oh, my dear, I was so overwhelmed by love that I made the wrong grammar, but I really love you, okay. Love you! Even if we both know in advance that TITANIC is a ship that is going to sink, I am still willing to embark on the journey of love with you. You and I will lean on the railing of the bow, spread our wings and listen to the freedom of love. (emphasis added) Even if danger comes, I will use my body to protect you, hold my hand, don’t let go, let us believe that the power of love is infinite, and it can resolve many difficulties for us. ..."

G: "Oh, jack..."

B: "Oh, rose..."

G: "If you were to compare 'love' to your How will he interpret her?"

B: "Love is like... (Speaking of love, B let go of G's hand!)

G immediately shouted B: "Oh, Jack, hand, hand, hand..."

B immediately returned to G, held G's hand and said: "Love! Love is like investing in stocks! To be secretly in love is to seize the news; to pursue is to buy quickly; to be passionately in love is to add more money to the market; to be in bitter love is to control capital; to fall in love at first sight is to operate with the trend; to sell immediately if you find a difference; to be in love is to switch to funds; if you keep losing, then I still deposit money. Save it!

G: "Then what state are we in now?"

B: "Of course we are in a state of love - add more money to the market!" He said and put it in his pocket He took out a lot of RMB of different denominations...

B: "I love you, just like RMB 1, the pink banknote is like your first face, the Great Wall witnesses..."

G: "I love you, just like RMB 2, the green background is like the grass on an outing, our vows are preserved in the ends of the world..."

B: "I love you, Just like RMB 5, the light brown bitterness is like the coffee we drink, the Three Gorges of the Yangtze River is like the twists and turns of our feelings..."

G: "I love you, just like RMB 10, green and gray The dimness is simply the sadness of my lovesickness, and Everest cannot stop me from missing you..."

B: "I love you, just like RMB 20, as brown and blurry as you..."

The landlord had already put on thick clothes and picked up all the RMB that the two people threw on the ground in his pocket. Later he couldn't bear it anymore.

After noticing them, he replied: "You... husband and wife, did you go to the wrong place? This is not a church, I am a resident!..."

"Aren't you renting a house?" B asked. , but still looking at G.

The landlord knew that they were also here to rent a house, so he hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes! Come, take a look..."

B and G started to have a romantic relationship again...

B: "My dear, our love house is right in front of us..."

G: "Oh, I haven't asked about the price yet, how do you know this is our love house?..."

B's tone suddenly changed very horizontally, he turned his head to the landlord and asked: "Hey! How much is the rent?" After asking, he immediately turned back.

The landlord immediately replied: "1,000 yuan, prime location, fully equipped, no bargaining!"

The gentle and considerate G suddenly changed his image: "Hey! Brother, you are daydreaming. Yeah, you are so poor that you want this price... (After a pause) I feel dizzy!" After saying that, he returned to the previous state and said to Little B sweetly: "Dear, I miss ours. I have to find another house for the House of Love. I cannot accept the no-negotiation condition of 1,000 yuan..."

B: "It doesn't matter, I know you are doing it for my own good. With a good wife like you, I feel the warmth of love..."

The two hugged each other and walked out. The landlord said: "I won't rent them for 300 yuan. It makes me sick." As he said that, he put the RMB in his pocket He took it out and said: "Hey! I didn't spend the day in vain, and I made dozens of dollars!" Just after finishing speaking, G walked towards the house and looked outside. He came to the landlord and asked for the RMB they had just declared, and put it in the In his pocket...

The landlord looked at his watch and sighed: "Well, I didn't do anything all morning. I stayed here for nothing. It's almost 12 o'clock. I'll leave first... "While talking, an old man came from outside.

Scenario 4.

The old man walked in with a big kitchen knife in his right hand and patted the landlord with his left hand. The landlord turned around and saw the big kitchen knife in the old man’s hand. He immediately made martial arts movements and said: "You...what are you going to do?"

The old man looked at the kitchen knife in his hand, smiled and said: "Young man, don't be excited, I'll take a look. The house has just been sharpened, and I happened to pass by, don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid!"

The landlord then calmed down and greeted: "Oh, okay, it’s up to you, where do you live now? ?"

The old man ignored him and just looked around the house...

The landlord walked up to the old man and continued to say: "This is a prime location, warm in winter and warm in summer. Cool, this floor is not high..."

The old man looked at the landlord and asked: "Young man, how much is our monthly rent?"

The landlord immediately said casually: "900! ”

The old man’s eyes widened and he shouted to the landlord: “What the hell? 900, you are having fun!”

The landlord saw that the old man was so excited. He glanced at the kitchen knife again, and said in a trembling voice: "What...what's wrong? It's too...too expensive. I...this is a golden...land!"

The old man's voice still did not drop: "Your house is a palace, it has to be so expensive. The house is already so expensive, and you are still making trouble, what the hell are you talking about!"

The landlord was arrested The uncle's reaction was frightening. In his panic, he quickly lowered the price: "Uncle, don't be angry. I'm going down, I'm going down, I'm going down, can't you do it? 800?"

The old man: "Yeah ? ”

Landlord: “700?”

Old man: “Huh?”

Landlord: “650?” p>Old man: "Huh?!"

Landlord: "500!! 480! .... Ouch, 450!! Forget it, old man, I won't rent, isn't it? I live by myself !"

At this time, the old man took out his ID from his pocket. It turned out that he was from the neighborhood committee. The old man said to the landlord in a gentle tone: "Young man, I am from our area. Neighborhood Committee, you have raised the price for renting and selling houses. Have you ever thought about whether you can rent them out? Have you ever thought about asking renters to see the quality of the residents in this area? Now people are looking for cheap houses everywhere. What are you still doing? Doing something like this here... (pausing for a moment) It's no wonder that you are not the only one who raises prices casually, but sir, I came to your place specially today and want to discuss it with you. There is a saying that "it doesn't burn out of the mud" Uncle, I won't stop you from renting a house. Let's make money if we should. Don't you think it's too outrageous?" After saying that, he slapped the landlord hard with his left hand.

After hearing what the old man said, the landlord said deeply apologetically: "Sir, you are right in educating me. I am indeed greedy. I was wrong. I have to change it. We are a civilized community. How could I Is that so! It’s great to have such a good cadre like you!”

After hearing this, the old man was very happy and said: “Young man, it’s good that we can help you now!” Yeah, you can’t add insult to injury. You said you couldn’t rent your house and you scolded me. Do you think I’m right? I’ll give you a price—450, okay?” p>

The landlord seemed to have woken up from a dream and said: "The uncle said 450, I will say 400, and the 50 will be used as tuition! Do you think it is okay?"

The uncle was very happy at this time. He closed his mouth and looked at his watch: "Hey, it's past 12 o'clock. It's over. It's over. The old lady is at home so she can't be too anxious..." The uncle turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by the landlord: "Uncle, knife, knife, knife !”

The old man came back with a knife, and he joked a few words to the landlord. He looked at the knife, then looked at the landlord (the landlord moved back) and said with a smile: “It’s fun! "......

End