A man’s biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not his same-sex family member or wife. When a confidante becomes a wife, this part of her power is immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

Many singers who sing love songs have never been in love. This is the most ridiculous thing and the most common sense thing. If you had loved, you wouldn't have sang so intoxicatingly.

The deeper and longer the relationship becomes, the more concrete the care becomes, from elegance to vulgarity, from spirit to body. When they were passionately in love, she asked him, "Are you in a good mood?", and after getting married, she asked him, "Is this fish expensive at 6 yuan a pound?" or "Has your hemorrhoids healed?"

Marriage is like a keyboard, with too many orders and rules; love is like a mouse, with just one click. Men are like hosts, memory is the most important; women are like monitors, everything can be seen.

Good women are a school for men. A good woman hopes that this good student never graduates.

An unmarried woman lamented: Why do all mature and good men become husbands, while none of the unmarried men are decent? Someone reminded her: Wives train good husbands by themselves, and no man can be self-taught.

Do you still remember the love on the lawn and under the shade of the trees in the university or park? Nowadays, the lawn has been replaced by imported turf, and there are fewer and fewer trees.

A rock singer once sang: Find a girlfriend or get a dog? Today it’s up to the golden bird to say this: have a boyfriend and get a dog at the same time.

A man often makes a clear distinction between his work partner and his partner in life. Therefore, he will like to cooperate with a strong woman and fall in love with a gentle woman at the same time. He will drink wine with the former and drink tea with the latter, so , in "Fallen Angel", killer Dawn and Michelle Reis have been partners for many years and still have a business relationship, but they fall in love with street girl Mok Wenwei at first sight.

I am ugly, but I am gentle--Today's men and women have adapted Zhao Chuan's version: I am not perfect, but I am real; I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not perfect. I am rich, but I am happy; I am unsuccessful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.

Birthday is a stage, a test, and an opportunity. When in love, men will take advantage of this; after marriage, women will take advantage of this.

People often request songs on the radio, hoping that the person they love may hear them. The probability of hearing it is extremely small, but miracles often happen. Some people say that love is a high fever, but it is more accurate to say that love is a miracle. There is no more typical miracle in life than love. It can turn people from ugly to beautiful and make the impossible possible.

Zhang Xiaoxian said: The prodigal son turned back, not because of you, but because his heart was tired. It's like being drowsy when you hit your pillow, or you're hit by a sunny day when you go out. But adding the words "because of you" is enough to make her feel full of accomplishment.

When I was young, I took many photos and placed them one by one in the living room for others to see. Only when I got older did I realize that the photos were taken for myself. With so much footage of my life in front of me, I didn’t even have to write a memoir.

When I was a child and I regarded eating 20 steamed buns at a time as my ideal in life, I was very happy; after my monthly income exceeded 5,000, I still didn’t feel happy. When everything is lacking in career, love, family and money, people often still lack one thing - hunger. The desire to maintain a bottom line is happiness.

With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to have become a few years younger out of thin air, and has the patience to slowly choose a lover. A man asked a woman for advice: Let's rent a house to live in first, and then buy a house after we get married and save money, right? The woman replied: Then I might as well rent my husband first.

Being beautiful is a woman’s passport - it’s just an old saying, and it’s an unbreakable truth. It's obviously a sugar-coated bomb, but he may not win the beauty in the end, but he is determined to please her. Although some women who lack visual effects are obviously good medicine, men often cannot make up their minds to marry her because of their bitter taste.

Marriage is an umbrella.

With it, you will feel extremely comfortable on a stormy day, but in more ordinary weather, having an umbrella will inevitably be tiring

A woman asks, "Do you love me?" A man replies, "I do. you". The man asks "Why don't you accept me?" The woman replies "You can find someone better than me." ——It seems that men and women like to use synonyms, but it’s like a banana with an extra layer of skin on the outside, or a needle hidden in the cotton.

A wife is like clothes - fashions change so much, clothes become more and more expensive; men don't have a good thing - but after all, it is the biggest buyer's market for women.

When in love, men compare women to stars, birds, angels and other things related to the sky; when they break up, men take the sky as their own and put the woman they loved back on the ground. .

The older the couple grows, the more they look alike. Some people say it's because they love each other. But the doctor said that the reason was that they lived together day and night, had the same diet, and synchronized work and rest routines. The leaves on the same tree are also more similar as they grow longer.

The older unmarried men and women seemed to have passed the bus stop. Sometimes it’s because the seats on the bus are so comfortable that I just don’t want to get off; sometimes it’s because I don’t know which platform I should get off from. What about men and women who never marry? They are bus drivers.

It is simply a miracle that we can go from childhood sweethearts to flowers in front of flowers and under the moon smoothly. Just like when I planned to walk from Beijing to Guangzhou, there was always a tempting voice along the way: "Get in the car." It's hard for your feet to keep moving forward.

I am very busy - when I heard this sentence, my parents were worried about their children's health; my friends thought that this guy had a successful career; my wife immediately felt that her burden of housework was heavy; my girlfriend In tears, she began to realize that her position in his mind was not necessarily as important as his career, and was even simply a signal or excuse to break up.

A group of people are discussing what is the most risky thing to do in modern times? Mountain climbing, paragliding, extreme sports... you name it. In fact, love is the biggest adventure, and this is true in any era. Because all kinds of risky behaviors can lead to death, but the emotional torture makes life worse than death.

The one who shows love is an animal, and the one who is loved is a plant. If love is rejected, of course it is the animal that leaves, because plants cannot grow legs to run away.

Xu Meijing has a song called "The Cigarettes You Smoke", which tells about an infatuated woman running around the town to buy the cigarettes he smokes. In the movie "A Date After Dusk", the female ghost stood behind Tony Leung Ka Fai and asked the clerk: Are there any ERE cigarettes? There is also "the faint smell of tobacco on your fingers, the taste of love in your memory." ——Why is it that cigarettes, rather than anything else, evoke women’s memories more? There is only one explanation: men's devotion to cigarette brands corresponds to women's devotion to love.

A man confessed to a priest that he hid a man in his house during World War II and charged him rent. The pastor reassured me that there was nothing wrong with this. But, this man asked, should I tell him that the war is over? ——When we believe that love is still there, it has passed after all, and we are unwilling to face the reality, as if we are kept in the dark. The question is: Who is collecting our “rent”?

There is love first and then sex, and sex first and then love, just like there are eggs first and then chickens, and first chickens and then eggs. It is difficult to say which one is the truth and which one is better than the other. Kind of nobler.

Classic sayings about couples

1. There are a hundred good things about being single, but only one bad thing about being single.

2. You are now the director, not a virgin.

3. A good husband can deceive, and he must be able to deceive both parties. After deceiving his wife, he can deceive his mother.

4. There are still advantages to having children, that is, when we are old, someone will help us push it into the crematorium, so we don’t have to crawl there ourselves.

5. Giving birth to a child is like laying an egg for others. Why is it so difficult for you to give birth to a panda? Let me give you a pot of bullwhip!

6. As long as the tea is hot, it will not be too unpleasant to drink, and as long as the woman is young, it will not be too ugly.

7. Love is like this. Just being emotional is not enough. The key is to accept the test. Only when you stand the test can you know whether the knot is strong or not!

8. The most important thing in marriage is confession.

9. When looking for a partner, it is called stock picking.

10. The most important thing in marriage is confession. The husband and wife are of the same body and should not hide from each other. Only by confessing can we have fewer misunderstandings and disputes and more understanding and help. Therefore, confession is the most precious thing in marriage.

11. If you only have one way of expression, the other party may think it is too superficial. Women definitely have more than one emotion.

12. What is the antonym of freedom? It's "child".

13. Don’t be gloomy. No matter you are happy or troubled, you should enjoy it. If my husband is good to me, I will enjoy happiness. If my husband is not good to me, I will enjoy freedom. This is smart. woman.

14. There are a hundred good things about divorce, but there is only one bad thing about it. I feel that everything has been in vain.

15. Never marry a female architect. What they need is not a husband, but a price. The price is reinforced concrete bricks.

16. Marriage is a struggle between a man and a woman: When a man is in the struggle period, he needs someone to give him a stepping stone. This woman is his cornerstone and can win him over. But when a man has money, he is like a wild horse. If you are good at taming him, the couple can live in harmony. If he has poor skills and can only let him jump around, if he is not careful, the woman will fall off the horse, and the marriage will be a complete failure.

17. It is not good for a woman to be too thin. Being thin will affect estrogen!

18. A partner is a book you can never finish reading.

19. There is no room for a grain of sand in my eyes. Your eyes are like a Sahara desert.

20. Men who are talented are ugly, men who are handsome do not make money, men who make a lot of money do not care about family, men who care about family are not promising, men who are promising are not romantic, romantic men are unreliable, and those who are reliable are not. Also cowardly.

21. I love my wife and I love it.

22. The so-called Tieding means that he doesn’t want children or pets, and he just wants to live together. Bai Ding, after a period of DINK, later had a child, so Bai Ding became a Bai Ding. As for Dingo, it's very simple. You don't need children to live with a dog. (Explanation of the three stages of Dink: Bai Ding, Ti Ding, Ding Dog)

23. When you fall in love and find a partner, it is called stock picking; when you get married, it is called a deal; when you have a child, it is called allotment; how many years of marriage , the relationship between husband and wife must fall into a box-type arrangement; if the relationship between husband and wife is not in harmony, it is called emptying; if the relationship is not good and they can't separate, it is called stuck; if they finally divorce, it is called unblocking; after divorce, both talents are lost. , that’s called hollowing out; marrying those male chauvinists, in which men are the main force and women are retail investors; smart women buy at low prices; they will never spend a large amount of money to get stuck in a high position.

24. Women should not be strong.

25. After divorce, both talents are lost, which is called hollowing out.

26. Wife, it’s rare for you to understand me like this. You and your mother are the kind of people who want to know everything clearly. I talk to you every day, trying to bring you two together. It's not easy.

27. After a few years of marriage, the relationship between the couple will inevitably fall into a box-like arrangement.

28. Men just have to act stupid.

29. It would be very painful for a man if you can't look up to him and appreciate him.

30. Bai Ding, after a period of DINK, then he had a child, so he became a Bai Ding; the so-called iron Ding means that he doesn’t want children or pets, so they just live together; Ding dog, it’s very simple. Don’t let your children live with dogs.

31. If the relationship between husband and wife is not compatible, it is called emptying.

32. One advantage of having children is that when we are old, someone will push us to the crematorium instead of crawling there by ourselves!

33. The husband is a laborer.

34. If you marry someone who is chauvinistic, the man is the main force and the woman is the retail investor.

35. Being in a bad relationship and being unable to leave is called being stuck.

36. Men are all talented but ugly; handsome ones don’t make money; those who make a lot of money don’t care about their family; those who care about the family are not promising; those who are promising are not romantic; romantic ones are unreliable; He who is reliable is also useless; in any case, it is a pity!

37. If a man has no career, no matter how weak he is, is he even worse than a dog? Classic philosophical quotes about love between men and women

Classic philosophical quotes about love between men and women

1. Men are like aged wine, which become more precious as time goes by; women are like fresh milk, with a short shelf life.

2. Men want to be a woman’s first love; women want to be a man’s last lover.

3. The poorest men don’t bargain when buying groceries; the richest women also have to bargain when buying groceries.

4. Women are anxious when men do not make money; women regret when men make money.

5. When men chase women, thick-skinned ones have an advantage over thin-skinned ones; when women chase men, pretty faces have an advantage over ugly faces.

6. Men have affairs because they are impulsive; women have affairs because they are bored.

7. A man’s way to test a woman is to fly far away; a woman’s way to test a man is to be late for a date.

8. When a man pursues a woman, he attacks quickly and violently, but the result is often clear after the rain; when a woman pursues a man, she penetrates slowly, but drops of water can penetrate stone.

9. Men become bad when they are rich, and women become rich when they become bad.

10. When a woman is in love, she longs for her partner to expose her soul; when a man is in love, she longs for her partner to expose her body.

11. Women love to talk in their sleep; men love to talk dirty.

12. Men are prone to hyperopia when they are in love; women are prone to myopia when they are in love.

13. Men fall in love because they attack rashly; women fall in love because they cannot dodge.

14. Women hope that love will always be on the way; men hope that love will come home in one step.

15. A man’s passport is his ability; a woman’s passport is her face.

16. Men are the price of women; women are the trademark of men.

17. Women’s expectations for men rise faster than prices; men’s feelings for women become stronger than the stock market.

18. The most embarrassing thing for a man is when his wife gets drunk and pesters his friends; the most embarrassing thing for a woman is when her husband’s friends get drunk and pester her.

19. In language, women are like funnels and men are like containers; in life, men are like funnels and women are like containers.

20. Men are eager to talk to women about their difficulties; women are willing to listen to men show off their success.

21. Behind every successful man, there is the support of a woman; behind every successful woman, there is the support of a bunch of men.

22. If a man sheds tears, people will think he is weak; if a woman sheds tears, people will feel pity.

23. Men like to show off his brave pursuit; women like to show off her rational rejection.

24. A woman’s tenderness is a trap; a man’s depth is an empty house.

25. A man kissing a woman is a recovered loan; a woman kissing a man is an investment released.

26. When a man is in love, he wants nothing from the other person; when a woman is in love, she wants nothing from the other person.

27. A man’s love is like a walk in his spare time; a woman’s love is like searching for a lost key.

28. A woman’s love is like walking into nature; a man’s love is like walking into a basement.

29. When a man falls in love, it means richness and maturity; when a woman falls in love, it means innocence and slides into the abyss.

30. A woman is full of fantasy when she is gentle; a man is full of desire when he is gentle.

31. When a woman realizes her beauty, it is a man’s sorrow; when a man realizes his talent, it is a woman’s happiness.

32. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; men like to hear women say that another man is a failure.

33. Women leave wounds after falling out of love; while men leave behind calluses after falling out of love.

34. When a group of women get together, they will discuss appearance issues; when a group of men get together, they will discuss wealth issues.

35. Men look forward to the fruits when the flowers bloom; women think about the falling leaves during the flowering season.

36. Men devote themselves selflessly; women devote themselves selflessly.

37. A man's initiative to kiss a woman is an emergency; a woman's initiative to kiss a man is a premeditated event.

38. A man's personality is redundant; a woman's mind is redundant.

39. A man is a woman’s whole world; a woman is a man’s moon.

40. Men dare to make any promises; women dare to ask for anything.

41. True love is not necessarily a perfect match in the eyes of others, but the mutual spiritual harmony between lovers. It is a silent dedication to making the other person's life better. This love not only warms themselves, but also warms the hearts of those worldly people.

42. Love is tolerance rather than indulgence, love is care rather than pampering, love is mutual integration rather than unrequited love, love is a variety of flavors but not all sweetness.

43. What is true love? It is neither a sweet word nor a friendly smile, nor is it an oath of eternal love.

44. What is true love? It is an interaction, not a handout. Giving something out of repayment or anything else will only make the other person suffer more and more.

45. What is true love? It is an induction, not an externality. Combining for the sake of a perfect match will only cause lifelong regret to each other.

46. What is true love? It is a kind of trust, not suspicion. Cowardice and suspicion will only make the other person move further and further away from you.

47. What is true love? It is a give, not a take. Blindly occupying and demanding will only make the other party feel depressed and scary.

48. Before the age of forty, women have the urge to change their husbands; after the age of forty, men have the urge to change their wives.

49. Women are kind because they are stupid; men are stupid because they are kind.

50. When a woman says "hate" to you, it means she likes you; when a man says "hate" to you, he really hates you.

51. When a man has an affair, he becomes busier and busier at work; when a woman has an affair, the food she cooks becomes saltier.

52. Before marriage, when a man borrows money, he must also let the woman eat well; after marriage, when a woman borrows money, she must let the man eat well.

53. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei; the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.

54. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; when men comfort men, they often say that another man is miserable.

55. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money; a man wants to divorce his wife when he cannot make money. Classic lines about couples

1. The talented men are ugly, the handsome men don’t make money, the ones who make a lot of money don’t care about their families, the ones who care about the family have no future, the promising men are not romantic, and the romantic ones He is unreliable, and he who is reliable is cowardly.

2. It’s not easy for women. When you grow up, you get puberty syndrome; when you get a little older, you get menstrual syndrome; when you get married and get pregnant, you get pregnancy syndrome; after giving birth, you get postpartum depression; when your child gets older, Gone, menopausal syndrome.

3. Don’t be gloomy. No matter you are happy or troubled, you should enjoy it. If my husband treats me well, I will enjoy happiness. If my husband treats me badly, I will enjoy freedom. This is smart. woman.

4. Two people have been together for a long time, just like the left hand and the right hand. Even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to stay together, because it takes a lot of courage to give up so many years of time.

5. Giving birth to a child is like laying an egg for others. Why is it so difficult for you to give birth to a panda? I’ll give you a pot of bullwhip!

6. One advantage of having children is that when we are old, someone will push us to the crematorium instead of crawling there by ourselves.

7. There are 100 good things about divorce, but only one bad thing. I feel that everything has been in vain.

8. There are a hundred things that are good about being single, but there is only one bad thing about being single.

9. Love is like this. Just being emotional is not enough. The key is to accept the test. Only when you stand the test can you know whether the knot is strong or not.

10. A good husband can deceive, and he must be able to deceive both sides. After he deceives his wife, he deceives his mother again

11. Bai Ding, after a while, he wanted to be Dink again. The so-called Iron Ding means that he doesn’t want children or pets, just two people living together; the Ding Dou, it’s very simple, he doesn’t need children and keeps a dog to live his life.

12. As long as the tea is hot, it doesn’t have to be unpleasant to drink, and as long as a woman is young, she doesn’t have to be ugly.

13. Weibo is the most harmful thing, how fast it spreads!

14. What is the antonym of freedom? It's a child.

15. A partner is a book you can never finish reading.

16. It is not good for a woman to be too thin. Being thin will affect estrogen!

17. It would be very painful for a man if you can't look up to him and appreciate him.

18. If a man has no career, no matter how weak he is, is he even worse than a dog?

19. The most important thing in marriage is confession.

20. When you are in love and looking for a partner, it is called stock picking. After several years of marriage, the relationship between husband and wife will inevitably fall into a box-like arrangement. If the relationship between husband and wife is not compatible, it is called emptying. If the relationship is not good and you can't leave, that's called being stuck. After divorce, both talent and talents are lost, which is called emptying out. If you marry someone who is chauvinistic, the man will be the main force and the woman will be the retail investor.

21. Women should not be strong.

22. Men just have to act stupid.

23. I love my wife and I love it.

24. Never marry a female architect. What they need is not a husband, but a price. The price is reinforced concrete bricks.