A: Today, I will tell you a cross talk! Oh, this grandma asked me why I said it alone? Of course there are two of us, but my partner is never on time... You see, we agreed to perform at 9 o'clock, but it's already 8:60 and there's still no ghost.
B: What did you say?
A: Hey, you... what's wrong with you?
B: Forget it, it’s all the fault of that broken English!
A: What’s wrong? What happened? Come and listen!
B: Alas, our class teacher said it! China has joined the WTO, Beijing's bid for the Olympics has been successful, and construction of the Dongyangkou Port has also started. Our students in Yubei Primary School cannot go to junior high school without learning English.
A: Yeah, that’s quite smooth! What a great thing to learn English!
B: That’s a good thing! That’s me—back!
A: Why are you memorizing it?
B: All bad luck has happened to me!
A: Oh, tell everyone!
B: What do you mean?
A: What’s wrong?
B: I’m so unlucky, why don’t you let me say it out without intending to make a fool of myself?
A: You misunderstood, I definitely didn’t mean that!
B: What do you mean?
A: Let me ask you that!
B: Say!
A: Are you personally responsible for all these unlucky things?
B: Nonsense! Is there anyone else who could take the place of bad luck?
A: Can you let these unfortunate things happen to you again?
B: You are trying to harm me!
A: Do you hope that all of us audience friends will be as unlucky as you!
B: Not willing!
A: Why?
B: If everything is like this, who can spare their hands to applaud me!
A: Then if you tell me today, it will end!
B: OK, I...cough, this guy got in!
A: Haha!
B: Today I will show off my old face and tell everyone about it!
A: OK! Everyone, give me a round of applause!
B: By the way, this is the first day of English class!
A: What’s wrong?
B: My brother and sister are dead!
A: Ah! Don't scare people!
B: Who scared you! Our teacher said, I have to show this in black and white to my dad!
A: Oh, tell me what’s going on!
B: There are two dialogues in this first lesson!
Good morning boys and girls!
Good morning! Miss bai!
A: These two sentences mean Good morning, children! Good morning, Miss Bai!
B: I can’t remember the pronunciation of the words girls and miss!
A: If you can’t remember it, practice it over and over again!
B: I have an idea!
A: What method!
B: Add Chinese translations to English words!
A: This won’t work.
B: What’s wrong with this?
A: This is not conducive to your future English learning!
B: I don’t care about so many things. I have memorized this translation!
A: Oh, how did you translate it?
B: Girls, I will translate it into brother’s death and miss, I will translate it into sister’s death.
A: Your brother and sister killed you like this on the first day of love!
B: Oh, forget it, after class, I will take my invention patent and brag about it in the classroom! I didn’t expect that the teacher would catch me!
A: It’s terrible this time!
B: When the teacher saw it, his face was so angry that he punished me to copy it 100 times. The copying made my white and tender little hands almost swelled like pig claws!
A: You deserve it!
B: I have gained wisdom after suffering a loss!
A: Oh, no more translation!
B: Yes, no more translation. I don’t translate on paper, I translate in my heart! I see we are Bai... (turns to A) Is Teacher Bai here today?
A: Not here!
B: Let’s see how Teacher Bai punishes me!
A: Cough, you!
B: I haven’t studied for a week! The whole family, including me, was completely beaten to death by my translation!
A: Ah, how did they all die!
B: Alas! Grandpa died on Yes, grandma died on Nice, dad died on Bus, mom died on Must, brother died on Girls, sister died on Jeeps, I died on Was, and the family cat died on Mouse. Dogs die in Goes, eventually everyone dies after learning Does, and everyone dies after learning School.
A: Let me translate for everyone and see how his family members died. Listen carefully: his grandfather died in a car accident, his grandma died in a car accident, and his father died in a bus. , my mother deserves to die, my brother died on the girl, my sister died on the jeep, I deserve to die, and then the cat in the house died on the mouse, and a dog also died. After learning how to do it, they all died. They all died after arriving at school!
B: The teacher asked me to take my English test scores home on Friday!
A: How many points did you get?
B: 100 points!
A: Oh, it’s good to pass the exam!
B: That’s good. I brought back four test papers at once, adding up to 100 points!
A: An average of 25 points per time!
B: My dad saw it and scolded me for 250 for a long time!
A: You should be scolded! Are there any people who learn English like you?
B: Dad made me an extra dish in the evening, braised buttocks with soles! I finally woke up!
A: Well, you are still a good boy if you correct your mistakes when you know they are wrong!
B: I will study every day, study hard, study hard, study hard...
A: How are you doing?
B: I scored 100 points on just one paper!
A: Yes, great progress! Worthy of praise!
B: Even if you learn well, you will suffer!
A: Why did you suffer disaster after learning well?
B: Do you remember the big neighbor next to my house?
A: Remember! That’s the one who speaks Chinese like this (learns to stutter)!
B: This is the one with well-developed limbs and a stuttering mouth who beat me! .
A: Why did he hit you?
B: Isn’t he in the first grade of junior high school?
A: Yes!
B: Isn’t there English in the first grade of junior high school too!
A: English was a compulsory course in the first year of junior high school!
B: If you think he can’t even learn Chinese well, he must be able to speak only one word in English.
A: What?
B: Bad!
A: Does his poor English hinder you?
B: Alas, just last weekend! I don’t know which teacher assigned a paper with all English and Chinese translations.
A: There’s nothing wrong with assigning some homework on the weekend!
B: He’s fine, I’m in trouble!
A: What’s wrong!
B: He came to me to ask questions!
A: Then teach whatever you want!
B: With his size and my body! Do I dare not teach him?
A: Isn’t that great!
B: The teacher who gave the exam must die.
A: What’s wrong?
B: Those questions are all deadly!
A: Oh, what a fatal method!
B: I can’t act alone, so we need to work together. I’ll play Ergouzi, and you’ll play me.
A: OK!
B: You are watching TV. I am holding the paper and asking you questions. You answer while watching TV!
A: OK!
B: Little donkey!
A: Alas, (these names are nothing, none of them sound good)
B: I...I'll ask you two...two questions. What does “i don’t know.” mean... is... is...?
A: I don’t know.
B: Don’t… don’t watch TV. You don’t… don’t know how… you know it!
A: No! Is it just "I don't know"? !
B: Talk back...be tough! ! ! ! (A slap)
Then "i know." means... you... you should... you should know.
A: "I know"
B: If you know...if you know...just tell me quickly.
A: Just "I know"
B: Are you looking for...looking for...trouble? The tidying up just now... was too light, right?
A: I know it!
B: I know... I know but you haven’t said it yet! ! Don’t understand…no…don’t pretend to understand! (Another violent beating) You...you be careful...learn English well! With whom...who is showing off, I will ask you the most...last one, saying...can't tell, I...I will deal with you, "i know but i don’t want to tell you." What does it mean?
A: I know, but I don’t want to tell you!
B: When I hear this question, do I dare to translate it? I picked up a pillow and smashed it on my head more than thirty times, banged my head against the wall more than forty times, and slapped my mouth more than fifty times with both hands. I asked him, I can't do it. Are you satisfied now?
A: Are you satisfied?
B: Finally left, but he came to ask me soon,
“I hear nothing, reapt. What does it mean?”
A: “ I didn’t hear clearly, say it again”
B: I hear nothing,reapt”
A: I didn’t hear it clearly, say it again”
B: I As soon as he finished speaking, he was blown away.
Finally, I asked: What does look up in the dictionary mean?
A: "Look up in the dictionary"
B: I just said it, fist! Such a big fist flew over.
A: Then you!
B: I quickly changed my mind: Neighbors are the best friends!
A: Why are you talking nonsense!
B: Do I dare to tell the truth! To be honest, I wouldn't die!
A: Alas, it seems you are unlucky enough. I would like to express my condolences to you!
B: Okay, it’s not too early, I have to rush to the hospital to change the dressing!
A: OK, then go ahead!
B: good bye you!
A: What?
B: That’s your uncle, the dog!
A: He translated again!