1. The gangster broke into the house and forced the woman to resist to the death. When the husband came back from the ground to see his wife pinned down by the gangster, he swung a shovel and slapped her angrily. Then he heard her scold, "Damn it, you fought for a long time and you took it in with a shovel.

2. A man who was dying of thirst in the desert found a magic lamp, which would satisfy his two wishes. The man thought about it and said that he could drink water every day.

3. A certain gentleman was drunk and threw up in the ladies' room by mistake. It happened that a woman was urinating, and a certain gentleman said angrily,' Why did you pour wine when you said you wouldn't drink it?' When the woman heard the sudden stop, she didn't expect to hold back a fart. When you heard it, you were furious:' Who the fuck opened another bottle!'

4. The village woman reported that it was a shame! I was bullied last night. The policeman asked him what the man looked like. I didn't see it clearly, but I must be a novice, because he couldn't find a place for a long time, and finally I helped him in.

5. A man saw an advertisement: No surgery, no hospitalization, let your genitals grow bigger and thicker easily! I am overjoyed and remit money immediately. A few days later, I received the parcel and eagerly opened it! Fuck! It turned out to be a magnifying glass!