N kinds of analysis "balao" Lin Qin Among men, even fools swear in many simple dialects. This is not because men are better at accepting language than women, but because men are naturally abusive and can't tolerate being scolded for no reason, especially if they don't understand and then being laughed at by others. However, no one can understand the national curse. In addition to the national curse, there are countless dialect curses. The purpose of scolding foreigners in dialect is to make them not understand, and scolding is useless. Wherever a man goes, he will subconsciously understand the local dirty words, and once he understands them, he will never forget them. So in China, swearing in dialect seems to be ineffective. For example, in Shanghai, in the past, men used to curse foreigners with Shanghai slang such as "A Mu Forest", "Beggar", "Holding a Kitchen Cat", "Flapping Waves", "Lighting Candles", "Scraping Skin" and "Fuck Bazi". Now, with the influx of immigrants, the "rich" Shanghai customs in the past seem to be gradually disappearing. Among them, the most frequently heard "Ba language" is "Little Balazi". The so-called "little Balazi" originally refers to a small person who is in a low position in a gang or underworld gang and is instructed by others. To what extent? As small as a child, no matter how small it is, it is so small-to this effect. According to the Republic of China, "Qing Men Kao Yuan? It is recorded in various incisions that there is a word "bazi" in the incision, which may be a vulgar writing of "goal", referring to a villain who has no position in the Tao. The old Shanghai police's road search system and the factory's body search system (called body search in Shanghai dialect) are also called "copying the target" or "copying the handle", and the vulgar language "Mom's handle" circulating among men in Shanghai today also comes from this incision. Shanghai linguists believe that the written language of "Ba Zi" in Shanghai, like the word "Ba", comes from the incision of rivers and lakes. In Shanghainese, "Bala" is an antithetical combination of "Ba", and "Xiaobazi" is the disrespectful meaning of "Xiaobazi". People who often go to Shanghai will surely find that Shanghai men often scoff at people they despise. Ba-what's wrong? Not to mention outsiders, even local men in Shanghai are hard to explain clearly. A few days ago, the East. Com published an article entitled "Top Ten Buses in the Eyes of Fashion Men and Women in Shanghai", which pointed out that "buses" are not only rustic, rustic, rotten and mediocre, but only Shanghai people who love beauty and fashion get the message. If you are a "bus" and stick to your own "bus", it's nothing, just because you are behind the times. The meaning of "ba" seems understandable, but it is unspeakable. Anyway, it must be a bad thing to be said by a Shanghai man that "this man is very bad". "So, what kind of people do Shanghai men compare to" Ba "? 1. "Ba" clothing. Shanghai women pay attention to dressing up, and Shanghai men are no less than women in this respect. In the eyes of Shanghai men, a person's dress is almost a sign of his social status. If you wear a shirt in summer and wear three pens in your pocket, don't let your pocket hang down. This is a "ba"; If you wear a "two or eight days" suit, the buttons are buttoned up and down, and then you wear a pair of sneakers on your feet, this is the second "ba"; If you are not afraid of the cold in winter and still run around in slippers, these are the three "Ba's" ... and many "Ba's" clothes, such as brand-name trademarks of suit cuffs. For example, the tie is very standard, but there is a circle of white cotton sweater inside the shirt; For example, the mold (① Shanghainese, meaning body material and figure) is very general, and bright shoes, white socks and pants with short legs, etc. are all manifestations of "Ba". 2. the "ba" of the mobile phone. In the eyes of men in Shanghai, there are only two kinds of people who don't have telecommunications equipment: one is a senior official; One is a hillbilly. The so-called telecommunications equipment, naturally, is indispensable for mobile phones and the like. But mobile phones have many functions. Most men in Shanghai are ashamed of not being proficient in using mobile phones. For example, you can only play with your mobile phone, never send messages to others, and never receive messages from others. This is a manifestation of "Ba". If you don't put your mobile phone, copier, key ring and lighter on your waist to be cool, Shanghai men will not only deny your so-called coolness, but also think you are "soaked". 3. Name it "Ba". Now many men in Shanghai have two names: one is a Chinese name; One is an English name. To show that you are superior to others. If there are only Chinese names without English names, they will naturally be shorter in front of men in Shanghai. If your name will remain immortal, it is inseparable from the combination of words such as sister, flower, country, iron, light and cold. Shanghai men don't talk about you, but they also think you must be a complete hillbilly. If you like surfing the internet, it is also a kind of "ba" to enter the online chat room without your own screen name. In fact, the alias of the Internet is only dedicated to the Internet. Generally, you can easily choose the name of the Internet without any thought. You just need to play weird, which makes people read a little novel and refreshing, such as the wolf, the wolf child on the other side, Saburo's figure, peach blossom, light dance, cold-blooded material, incomprehensible amorous feelings, romantic ghosts and so on. These screen names can be used "at will" without even looking them up in a dictionary. You don't have such a screen name. Why don't people treat you as a "ba"? 4. the "ba" of reading. There are many white-collar men in Shanghai. So in Shanghai, not only women like fashion magazines, but also men like fashion books. Men like fashion books more widely than women. Besides fashion, books related to cars, stock market and video games are also very popular among men in Shanghai. If you go to a newspaper, you only like to buy story magazines or legal newspapers, instead of reading fashion-related magazines and magazines such as Fashion House, HOW, ELLE, Playboy and Stock Market. You will be a little embarrassed. If you are obsessed with martial arts books or romance books and don't read some latest bestsellers imported from the United States or Japan, then you must be suspected of "Alibaba". 5. Leisure "Ba". Nowadays, people pay attention to sports in their leisure time. Especially in a big city like Shanghai, when people talk about leisure, they will naturally think of consumption such as bowling and snooker, and bungee jumping is even more innovative. Bowling and snooker are said to prolong life, and bungee jumping is also a very basic way to play (① Shanghai proverb, meaning energetic and fun). If your leisure level still stays in the karaoke bars in the 1980s, and you think this is a very high-end activity, you will tell the men in Shanghai that you are a complete "ba". Karaoke karaoke bars have never really appeared in Shanghai. That's because men in Shanghai have no intention of doing such a thing. They feel that they don't lack such excitement. Men all over the country are rubbing hemp, but if you rub hemp in Shanghai, you will find that there is no need to shuffle the cards, and the machine will automatically serve you. If he takes you to shuffle when you shuffle, you must be out of shape. 6. the "ba" of the house. Now most men in Shanghai don't live with their parents after they get married. But my young couple moved to a new house prepared before marriage. If you still live with your parents after marriage, you will still be called "Ba", although you can hide it with excuses such as "filial piety" and "popularity". Unless you meet seventy-two big-headed ghosts (1), which means unlucky people, you are not young, and you still live with your kannika nimtragol and parents all day and say something like "how much money do you have", the whole thing is "Ba" coming home. That's true. What age is it now? Why don't you understand how important it is to have a house of your own? Why not get a mortgage loan, urban construction loan, get a few hundred thousand yuan, and use tomorrow's money to live in your new house first? If you don't know how to handle cash in 369, it must be a model of "Ba"-it's your turn to be poor for life!

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