2. The stock of Allah (us) not only plays with people, but also plays with birds. Even the birds have been killed by you, so is Allah still playing with a bird? !
3. Every time Allah can see Premier Wen in the old farmer's house on TV, he always picks the most frustrated (dirty) person to shake hands (then Zhou Libo makes Premier Wen's statement): "We are late!"
4. Everyone thinks that they are stock gods, and they make a profit by speculating one. Even the aunt who sells onions in the small market said, "I have news!"
5. The most disabled people (poor) are the sparrows. The big screen in front of the securities company has never been red, but it has always been a bright green forehead. Sparrows don't understand. They think that * * * Green Forest Park has arrived, and the green land in Yanzhong has arrived, and they only rush to the big screen! Go for one and die, go for one and die.
6. Who is Sarkozy no two no three, no three no four?
7. Later, I went to observe (Yuanxiao mold), and it turned out that they vomited after drinking half a mouthful, and some of them vomited badly even foam! Basically, they swallow and spit all afternoon, and a cup of black coffee can be drunk into cappuccino.
8. collapse is to collapse into pieces!
9. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, if you know the law, you won't break the law, which is a waste.
1. The worst thing is cramping dance (cramping). Three or four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet.
11. Do you still remember cutting girls' swimsuits? It's like ... more than 6 venetian knots are worn on your body. Later, a skirt was added, like the skirt of a turtle.
12. friends! Help! Big friends! Marlboro, inside pocket!
13. (Magnetic levitation) A large sum of money, 1 billion yuan, solved the traffic problem of 3 kilometers.
14. At that time, malt extract should not be too unusual! I went to my classmate's house, and his mother made me a cup of malt extract, which was amazing! At that time, children were given malt extract! But I picked it up and looked at it. I was dying. How could I get the opposite picture? His mother just put a few (malted milk essence)! She put it as chicken essence! Also inserted a chopstick to call me: adjust a tune, adjust a tune! Originally, it was still a bit confusing (turbid), and it was clear (very clear)! !
at the beginning of p>15.8, the prime minister said: 28 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister's voice fell, everything happened. After the Chinese New Year, the snowstorm; Take a plane, and return; Take the train, derailed; Sitting at home? There was an earthquake.
16. Liu Huan has been here for so many years, and I have never found his neck.
17. A fire burned our Daxinganling.
18. Chris Lee answered a puzzling question. Originally, I didn't believe Mulan Joining the Army. How could Mulan join the army without being discovered? . Later, I met Chris Lee, and I finally knew, Oh! It turns out that it is technically feasible!
19. (Beside the high-voltage tower) A giant slogan reads: It is forbidden to touch high-voltage wires. If you touch them, you will die.
2. remember! Marriage is a set meal to eat together, marriage is currency, and we should go together.
21. (Speaking of classmate's father)
Bai Bai (uncle): Little funny, do you want to hear Bai Bai's battle story? Do you want to hear how Bai Bai (uncle) is a monitor?
Libo: Bai Bai (Uncle), I want to hear it!
Bai Bai (Uncle): At that time, I was a soldier of Allah's (our) sharp knife class. Allah's sharp knife class always rushed to the first place in the war. The enemy dropped a shell, and everyone next to me fell, but I didn't fall.
Libo: and then what?
Bai Bai (uncle): Then I became the shift supervisor.
Libo: ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………
Bai Bai (uncle): platoon leader, this is really archaic (poor)! In those days, I took Ala's sharp knife squad and sharp knife platoon to pursue the enemy in Fujian. Ala rushed at the front, while the enemy retreated and fought, and the people next to me fell down one by one. When I rushed to the end, I was left alone. At this time. Six enemies fled to a temple in front and locked the door. At this time, I saw that it was wrong to call names. Where is my gun? I only had two grenades on me, so I pulled the lid off, took the lead, kicked the door open and shouted, I'm not alive!
Libo: and then what?
Bai Bai (uncle): Then I became a platoon leader ...
Libo: ...........................................................................................................................................
Bai Bai (uncle): This is really miserable! At that time, I took Allah's sharp knife platoon to fight, and Allah occupied a highest point. Allah and the sharp knife were connected together, as long as we waited for the general attack, as long as Allah did not let the flag fall. A burst of crazy shooting, the flag fell, and my comrades picked it up. With a bang, his comrade-in-arms fell, and one rushed up to help him up. Finally, when I looked at it, I was the only one left. I think I'm going to die this time. But I died gloriously for the revolution! I left my comrades in arms for nothing! So I rushed up to raise the flag and shouted, "Comrades! I am ready to die! " The enemy surrendered as a result.
22. In a thousand years, there is not one, but a Zhou Libo. You think I am a turtle!
23. To be friends with a person, we should not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called-lack of happiness (fool).
24. Bowing for such a long time is not for applause. In fact, I mainly want all of us to check my head.
25. Now our China stock market, on the other hand, has become an accident.
26. Two unfavorable factors come together, which makes us laugh and laugh.
27. If you spend 38 yuan in Maggie to see Zhou Libo and you don't laugh, you can take Zhou Libo to the hospital.
28. Think about it. It's useless to keep this 38 yuan at home. The best you can see is that it's counterfeit money! This is the beginning of HD!
29. Take (you) as a spittoon jar!
3. What a big stage! Take it as me. Come here (blindly)!
31. This belongs to the colored spirit (hint) and colored flattery.
32. Yu-Ching Fei, I did the math for him. Every time he gives a good concert in Shanghai, he runs away the next day. He doesn't spend money in Shanghai, which is not good for our GDP in Shanghai!
33. Yu-Ching Fei is an actor I like very much. How good he sings and how good his temperament is. It's better to be old than old.
34. Think about it. A man is a sissy standing on the stage, but he is not bad (annoying). It is absolutely difficult to overlap (this)!
35. You must tolerate my ignorance as you tolerate your leader. I don't mean that a leader must be ignorant, but the basic of ignorance is leadership. This sentence is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? Leadership is called great wisdom if stupid!
In p>37.3 years, Saddam can become a faded sentence (chihuo).
38. retail investors can also become a loser.
39. Little red guy (boy) can become a mold (big brother); Mold can also become a red guy. This is called the red model.
4. Guan: So do you all think he looks like a welder in these glasses?
Zhou: Would you please stop flirting with me?
41. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of this bathing suit is 2 degrees on average in five years.
42. (Trademark) is gone, from Shanghai. No matter how strong the accent is, as long as there is this thing (trademark), Bazi (bumpkin).
43. Uncle, you know, wow, this is called a heat sink!
44. I pinch off the two sharp tips of the deep-fried dough sticks, and when I get back, my mom will lick me again (my mom will pinch me again when I get home).
45. (Speaking of buying seven or eight fried dough sticks) This feeling is just like you ran to Hendry, Nanjing Road, and you said, Master, get me three Rolexes.
46. I was beaten by my mother for eating.
47. If you want to be beautiful, you must mix as far away as possible.
48. If my face is a hybrid, at most, it's a Vietnamese-Cambodian hybrid.
49. This son is standing here, and this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp!
5. Children always feel guilty when they make mistakes, and it's always the dirt (shit) behind the door that won't break dawn.