Hanhan's copywriting (selected 77 sentences) 1. I didn't expect that the first person to pull me into his arms this year would be Zhong Kui; I didn't expect that the first person to hug me from behind this year would be A'ke; Unexpectedly, the first pig to shoot me a cabbage this year was Dunshan; I did not expect that the first person to shoot me with a bird this year was Hou Yi. 2. The little pig dreamed that he would become a sailor when he grew up. His mother said that the reality of the dream was the opposite. He would become a ham when he grew up. 3. I was really touched that a boy was willing to come over to deliver food to me at night, but the delivery fee was a bit expensive. 4. I am not a good father, not a good husband, not a good son, but so what? I am a little fairy~ 5. Is anyone dating online? I can only accept a long-distance relationship of 15km. If it is further away, my battery car will run out of power. 6. I often wonder if my photos are too much, and every photo is different. Later I figured it out. None of this is surprising, because I am Cardcaptor Sakura! 7. I rejected six more boys today. Looking at their disappointed faces, I can only say sorry silently. After all, I really can’t afford your property and car? 8. Don’t participate in any online disputes. If you scold Me, I will turn off the phone! 9. If there is anything you don’t like, please restrain yourself. 10. I really want to care about you, but you never get sick. 11. When someone says I am fat, I don’t take it seriously. When more and more people say I am fat, I understand the seriousness of the matter. There are really more and more liars nowadays. 12. I met a strawberry seller today. He said that his strawberries were definitely the sweetest things. I scoffed at how there could be something sweeter than me. 13. Beautiful women usually have two characteristics. First, they speak half the words. 14. I was stumped by a math problem, so I told the question to the sky. After all, God’s calculations are not as good as those of humans. 15. If someone wears a Rolex, you say they are rich. If I wear a genius phone watch, you say I am sick. Do you know how convenient it is for my mother to find me? 16. Your neck is so cute, with a pig’s head on it. 17. Being in a daze, if done well, is called deepness. If you don't do it well, you're more likely to fall asleep. 18. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed so that you will not have hungry dreams. 19. Today is a sunny day, and the sun is willing to take care of spring. 20. Not replying to messages is normal. Which beautiful woman you see is not busy! 21. Be a lovable girl. If you don’t know how to do it, you can refer to me. 22. I wanted to eat something sad, but it was too big. 23. Toss a coin to decide whether to drink milk tea today. If the coin is thrown to pieces, I will not drink milk tea today. 24. Carry some happiness in your luggage. 25. I blush when I think of you and don’t use blush when I see you. 26. Turn on the active mode. 27. One day, the little duck confessed to the chick: "Chicken, I love you." ?Chick:?You don't have to. ? 28. If you care about your weight, then don’t worry about food. 29. Fish farming is very troublesome. I have to change the water once a week. I often forget that I have to change the fish once a week. 30. I have a morning heart, but the quilt and the bed disagree. 31. Research shows that shuffling the order of Chinese characters has no effect. Reading, for example, you can read this paragraph without any pressure, because I didn't mess it up at all. 32. Don’t be too humble as a person because your father once lifted you above your head. 33. I am very greedy and want to be both your star and your moon. 34. Looking down at my own flesh, it’s so tender that I can’t get rid of it. 35. I was stopped when I just entered the community and was told that I had a restricted knife. I was confused and asked where the knife was. The security guard said: Your beauty will become a knife that stabs others. 36. The stars are blinking, and the moon is looking at me. 37. Others have sweet love, but I only have a bald head. 38. Only when you hide little stars in your heart can your life be bright. 39. Regarding the fact that I have no partner, no man is innocent. 40. I want to be a bad person, the kind who only treats you well. 41. I have traveled around the entire galaxy and cannot find a star brighter than you. 42. I want to rush through a bowl of rice and put on a beautiful dress to see you on a summer evening. The evening breeze must be very gentle. 43. Every boy should have a girlfriend. If you don’t have one, then I will be your girlfriend.

44. The galaxy is scalding hot, scalding the ideals of the world to death. 45. The decision has been made and I have to work hard secretly. 46. I’m going to bed. There is still half a bucket of instant noodles that I dreamed about last night. 47. Why don’t you comment on me when you comment on other people’s Moments? Do you think celebrities are hard to get along with? 48. My head is like a small planet, and you are the only one driving the moon train every day. 49. I like to be angry too much, so I should follow Fire Extinguisher Falling in Love 50. Life is not easy. Piggy sighs, sighs, becomes discouraged and has to cheer up. 51. We should keep quiet during class. After all, it is rude to disturb others' sleep. 52. Some boys delivered late-night snacks to me from seven or eight kilometers away. I was really touched that what I wanted to eat was delivered directly to my doorstep. The delivery fee was just a bit expensive. 53. Be happy every day. 54. Exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I don’t like exercise because I am not the kind of person who covets enjoyment. 55. Nothing to do today. Only happy spring is suitable for hard work and embrace, and everything is getting new life. 56. I am a little annoyed today, but I don’t know how to describe it. Let me call it the princess’ troubles for now. 57. We must stand shoulder to shoulder together to become better adults. 58. I make myself so round just to prevent others from looking flat. 59. I don’t like a boy casually. You are the 5744th one. 60. Stop chasing the bus and chase me. I’m a bit cute when I run slowly. 61. What can a fool have to apologize for? I have no intention of forgiving you. 62. You Good luck in spring is being sent, please stay in a good mood. 63. I am a medical student. If I say you are sick, you are sick. 64. The photo is fake and I am cuter. 65. Please leave a message if you have any questions about saving the earth tonight. 66. Spring can What a little nuisance, he secretly raised a little deer in my heart and then let it go. 67. You said take care of me many years ago and I still haven’t lost weight. 68. The dark night needs my bright star. 69. Are you tired? You clicked on your circle of friends and saw me, a woman you can’t have. 70. When I just got paid: I have to control myself this month and don’t buy any junk! I opened Taobao the next day: wild gourd baby? How wild? Buy one and try it! 71. The day I met you, spring just arrived. 72. There’s really no need to delete each other when you’re in a relationship. I didn’t even look down on you when you were single. How can I break up with you now that you’re in a relationship? 73. I really can’t listen to online classes. I can try online dating. 74. The gentle life in autumn needs sunshine. 75. Ordinary little things contribute to beautiful daily life. 76. If you are not a qualified friend, you should be my husband. 77. Other girls just want to act like a spoiled brat, but I just want to have a one-on-one fight with you.