quotations from Zhou Libo's talk show 215 (1)
1. Be patient or cruel.
2. Happiness and happiness are two different things.
3. The oath is only a momentary slip of the tongue.
4. Life is too short to be sexy.
5. Be brave to admit your mistake and never change it.
6. This is Marlboro's world.
7. People can never compete with animals.
8. How the fuck did love depreciate?
9. Love is a lie that we all believe.
1. Youth is beautiful! Wealth is beautiful.
11. Retail investors can also become Ah Wu (loser).
12. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability can take him away.
13, collapse collapse, is to collapse into pieces!
14. Theory is not so noble and practice is not so vulgar.
15. Looking down from 6124, we are all descendants of bears.
16, this is too much, too much is wrong, and this is called fault.
17. Everyone likes money, but money doesn't necessarily like everyone.
18. Some things don't need to be wrangled, but they are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.
19. It is better to help leaders do 1 good things than to do one bad thing with them.
2. Only women and heroes are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find.
quotations from Zhou Libo's talk show 215 (2)
21. Three laws of the workplace; : either bear it! Either hard! Or get out!
22. I'm not your little raccoon, so it's fun to play without you.
23. Education is not an industry but a career. Culture is a state, not a pervert.
24, friends! Help! Big friends! Marlboro, inside pocket!
25. Liu Huan has been popular for so many years, and I have never found his neck.
26. Talented people generally have a relatively complex knowledge structure.
27. Be tolerant of artists. Did you ask Liu Huan to wear a collar to the gun bank?
28. Life is like a pressure cooker. I'm familiar with myself when I'm under too much pressure.
29. Talking about stocks: People who make money have heard about it, while those who lose money have asked for it.
3. I have a friend who has 42 televisions at home? He repairs TV sets.
31. If one day, you say you miss me, I will say to you: Too late?
32. Part I: Maybe it seems to be; Bottom line: However, it may not be impossible.
33. I only know the name of the years when I walked with my youth. Youth. ?
34. Heaven didn't assign me a great responsibility, but it still pained my mind and strained my bones and muscles.
35. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.
36. When you fail, take it as life wealth; Success is a life of wealth.
37. Thank you! I feel very honored that so many of you have come to visit me today?
38, (magnetic levitation) was a big deal, 1 billion yuan, which solved the traffic problem of 3 kilometers.
39. (After singing) Thank you for your tolerant applause. I am confident to abolish Yu-Ching Fei now.
4, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
quotations from Zhou Libo's talk show 215 (3)
41. Children have their own future. Don't impose our future on them, otherwise they will have no future.
42, the red guy (boy) can become a mold (big brother); Mold can also become a red guy. This is called the red model.
43. They didn't have the ability to make us clear, so they tried to confuse us.
44. Yu-Ching Fei is an actor I like very much. He sings well and has a good temperament. This man is very disgusting.
45. The Growth Enterprise Market has become a trouble board, and it has gone too far, and it can't be called back, and it will be abolished if it is called back.
46. The worst thing is cramping dance (cramping). Three or four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet.
47. I have seen her own (Han Hong), and her front teeth are still separated. Take a closer look. Yo, small tongue can see it!
48. Now you ask Li Ka-shing to work out this linear equation with one yuan, but he promises not to, let alone the linear equation with two yuan.
49, (trademark) is gone, from Shanghai. No matter how strong the accent is, as long as there is this thing (trademark), Bazi (bumpkin).
5. I'm sure, but I'm not responsible. Houses in Shanghai will double in five years, but this has nothing to do with ordinary people.
51. If you spend 38 yuan in Maggie to see Zhou Libo and you don't laugh, you can take Zhou Libo to the hospital.
52. I'm sure, but I'm not responsible. The number of houses in Shanghai will definitely double this year, but this has nothing to do with ordinary people.
53. Everyone thinks he is a stock god. Even the aunt who sells onions in the small market says: I have news! ?
54. The worst thing is cramping dance (cramping). Three or four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet.
55. The stock of Allah (us) not only plays with people, but also plays with birds. Even the birds have been killed by you, so why does Allah play with a bird?
56. Newton became a great scientist when an apple fell on his head. What do you think if it was shot put? Newton would have died.
57. When education is linked to money, teachers become bosses, students become apprentices, and parents become ATMs.
58. Shareholders always hear about making money, but they all encounter losses themselves. Don't believe when the bull market comes, and don't admit when the bear market comes.
59. What is mortgage? Mortgage is to peel off your skin layer by layer by pressing you on the ground. There is a kind of cruelty that is expressed in a gentle way.
6. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially for female compatriots, the angle of this bathing suit is 2 degrees on average in five years.