Every morning, I go to the Woods to collect dew from the leaves, brush my teeth, wash my face and take a bath, so the fur feels smooth and smooth, and the meat is fresh and tender. It is precisely because I absorbed the pure essence of the earth, especially the dew on the leaves of begonia, with a faint fragrance, natural skin cream and no additives, which is the demon's favorite.
I have been practicing in the Wizard of Oz for 500 years. Besides turning all kinds of little demons into beautiful women, changing the color of my eyes is a pleasure for me to spend my idle time. Red, yellow, blue and green, I can change any color I want. It is said that cosmetic contact lenses brought by human beings also have various colors. According to peer research, I copied our witchcraft.
In our demon world, some snakes, some wolves and some tigers have changed, and there is always a prototype.
Many creatures practice themselves with the essence of heaven and earth in order to break through the limit of life. Snakes can be cultivated into snake essence, foxes can be cultivated into foxes and weasels can be cultivated into weasels.
Humans have a way to restrain monsters cultivated by various animals. For example, if you hit a snake for seven inches, the wolf will have a bronze head and an iron bone and a tofu waist, the centipede will be afraid of the crow of chickens, and the tits will rot the tiger skin.
Because I am cute, proud and noble, I become a friend of mankind.
When she was in Tang Gaozong, Wu Zetian put the Queen and Xiao Shufei in limbo for superior position and tortured them to death. Xiao Shufei said before she died that she wanted me to become a cat. Wu Zetian was a mouse, so she was arrested. Because of this sentence, Wu Zetian was afraid of cats and was not allowed to keep cats in the palace. The status of our cat family was hit hard.
However, after the regime change, we are still the darlings of wealth and power.
I won my birthright. I am not an ordinary cat. I am a cat demon who has been practicing for 500 years.
This demon is a dissolute character. Although he didn't hurt anyone, he also ate many creatures weaker than me. Now, the only regret is that he has never talked about a beautiful or heartbreaking love.
Because our leprechaun has a little skill, she will either become a coquettish woman and suck the yang of human men, or strive to become immortal. After all, the devil is at the lowest end of the spiritual world.
As we all know, he is a pure and kind demon like Nie, who is earth-shattering and makes the gods cry.
In the demon world, you can pair up as long as you look at the right eyes, but I want to taste the unique feeling of transcending the three realms.
Immortals are a little abstinent, and talking to them is kneeling and licking. I am not a masochist who is not killed.
Why not find someone among people to serve this demon?
But so far, I haven't met a man on earth who told me to give up training.
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Sure enough, if you live too long, there are many stories to tell.
I practiced for more than a hundred years when I was a little demon. I was young enough to pinch water and wanted to practice my skills.
At that time, I had a good partner, Yao Tao, who practiced in Beishan for more than 400 years and became a human figure, which made me jealous.
Once, we went to the earth to play, which coincided with the Shangyuan Festival. Luoyang city is almost crowded.
I met a gorgeous childe, whose clothes were ice-blue fine silk, and the white piping embroidered with elegant bamboo leaves and the suet Hosta on his head reflected each other. That smile is quite a bit of a romantic teenager, which makes me stunned. There is such beautiful skin on the earth.
This noble son often looks back. Just as I looked down, he brought someone over and made a confession to Yao Tao about the bombing. We have never seen this battle before, but Yao Tao winked at me and went back to the office with him. I want to follow him, too Four waiters glared at me and said that I would cut off my leg if I took one more step.
These guys who don't look at the connotation of their faces don't know the goods, but they know that the palace wizards are arresting me everywhere to make medicine for the old emperor in order to live forever.
Forget it, I'm too lazy to go.
Later, Yao Tao married the noble son. I heard it was the later little emperor. She is very popular. She drinks spicy food every day and forgets that she is a demon. After sleeping with the little emperor, she incested many offspring. Because it is a demon after all, its appearance changes more slowly than that of ordinary people. Five hundred years on earth, our demon will last for three to five years, so this goods sleep with Lao Tzu, nephew, nephew and grandson.
When I entered the palace to see her, the peach blossoms were as gorgeous as peach blossoms, and the gold and silver hairpin on her head swayed step by step.
She leaned lazily against the beauty collapse and talked to me about how she loved the first emperor and men here, how she was indifferent to others, and how palace fights were like battlefields.
What she remembers most is her first man, the little emperor, whose first love was the most sincere. Later he said that men change their minds easily. Even if she is beautiful, the little emperor has slept for more than ten years. Women, watching everyone wearing human skin, are more confused than goblins. In the palace, it is very tiring to watch them change their tricks to please others.
I thought to myself, this product is deceptive. Why should I stay in the palace for hundreds of years? I'm afraid I'll steal her thunder. After all, I am very beautiful now.
Peach demon seemed to see my guess, half squinting, saying that it is difficult to change from frugality to luxury and from luxury to frugality. It's not that I don't want to go back, but I want to go back and I can't go back. My previous training is almost over. I will live for another 30 to 50 years at most, and I will return to dust.
I also want to find a man. I am a demon. I play with her long nails. God, if this nail goes into the heart, it will hook out both the large intestine and the small intestine.
What happened to the devil? Isn't it delicious to eat by yourself?
I still want to taste people. I smiled: after all, people also have that desire!
Yao Tao a little helpless, and a little expectation. He said, then go to Jinling, where there are rich places and gentle villages. Aim at a man and stay with him for three months at most. After the shelf life, look again. Don't let a man abandon you first. Also, just move your legs, but don't get emotional.
Ah, didn't you say shut up and take your legs?
Idiot, that means losing weight.
At first, men like your skin, but gradually, without noble soul, superb bed skills and profound strategies, they will be together for three to five years at most, and I guarantee that you can't wait to strangle each other.
White snake and Xu Xian have a good relationship, and I want to live forever.
If the white snake hadn't been crushed in the Leifeng Tower, I guarantee that Xu Xian and Xiaoqing are in love again. Sister Ba, I've tasted people's hearts, and it's miserable.
Yao Tao's last sentence really shook my heart. I've been practicing for so long, and I haven't been spoiled.
In the blink of an eye, current events are dim.
I don't know if I have practiced for so many years to live longer or unlock more skills.
Yao Tao's heartfelt words also broke my idea of looking for a man on the earth. Anyway, I am so proud to live.
When I was a cat demon, wolves, foxes and tree demons all wanted to sleep with me. When I become a woman, emperors, princes, generals and foot soldiers all want to sleep with me. I asked them for some yang and cultivation. They run faster than wolves.
Shit, going to Bai Piao!
Loneliness, loneliness, maybe regret, is better than entering a besieged city, and the intestines are regretful and comfortable!
I want to be a proud Baba cat!