Fragrant grandma: CHANEL;

Ex-boyfriend: SK-2’s hydrating and whitening mask, also called ex-boyfriend’s mask, made the ex-boyfriend I regret breaking up with you;

Yang Shulin: Yves Saint Laurent YSL;

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido;

Bullet: MAC lipstick;

Golden hoop: SK-2 Golden Diamond Ultimate Essence;

Small scissors: CPB (the brand logo is shaped like scissors);

Grenade: CPB muscle essence;

< p>

Red kidney: Shiseido Red Beauty Essence;

Kill the rabbit: SK-2;

Carrot cubes: Christian Louboutin, known as the queen’s scepter, Hermès in lipstick, nearly a thousand yuan each;

e pancake: the joy of Elegance Powder cake;

Small light bulb: SK-2 Diamond White Essence, the king of whitening essences;

Lambskin: Givenchy Haute Couture Lambskin Lipstick;

Fatty: Armani Fatty Matte Liquid Lip Glaze;

Big red bottle: SK-2 multi-faceted cream;

Small brown bottle: Estee Lauder small brown bottle essence;

Small purple bottle: Cosme Decorte moisturizing serum;

724: Kiehl's, formerly known as Kiehl's;

p>

Kuala Lumpur: NARS Kuala Lumpur eye shadow;

Pencil: CLINIQUE;

Engraving brand: Dior ;

Donkey brand: Louis Vuitton;

Wintersweet: La Mer, skin care for ladies Brand;

Highlight: a blush from NARS;

Braised egg: Ludanshi (niche salon perfume Brand) Serge Lutens;

It’s not easy to organize, please leave a like if you find it useful~

No! You will be more beautiful than your bestie! There is a surprise at the end of the article!

Straight men are always stumped by the endless terms that girls use, such as lambskin, big red bottles, small brown bottles, etc. If you have never heard of them, are you confused? Who invented these words? Faced with my girlfriend's request to act coquettishly, I was completely at a loss. Here are the nicknames of those high-end brands for all the boys and girls who are not very familiar with them.

Grandma Fragrant: Chanel CHANEL, a well-known brand that most people know.

Ex-boyfriend: SK-2's hydrating mask will make your ex-boyfriend regret it after applying it, so it is better than the ex-boyfriend's mask.

Yang Shulin: Yves Saint Laurent YSL, YSL's lipstick is very famous. Maybe some people can't understand the plot of a small lipstick costing hundreds of dollars, but girls put it on the table There is always one YSL lipstick missing.

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido shiseido, a well-known cosmetics brand in Japan.

Bullet: MAC lipstick, without a bullet MAC lipstick, you would be embarrassed to say that you are a lipstick addict.

Golden Cudgel: SK-2 Golden Diamond Ultimate Essence, 150ML priced at more than 2,000, the choice of ladies.

Small scissors: CPB, just because the brand’s logo is shaped like a pair of scissors.

Grenade: CPB muscle essence.

Red kidney: Shiseido Red Beauty Essence, the red bottle is a little curved, you know.

SK-2: SK-2, everyone knows the homophone.

Carrot dice: Christian Louboutin, the queen’s scepter, the queen of lipsticks, sells for thousands of yuan each.

e-cake: Elegance’s happy face powder cake.

Little light bulb: SK-2 Diamond White Essence, the leader in whitening essences.

Lambskin: Givenchy high-end lambskin lipstick, because most of the lipsticks in this series are wrapped in sheepskin, which is very fashionable.

The remaining ones are Armani’s Little Fat Matte Liquid Lip Glaze, the big red bottle is SK-2’s multi-faceted cream, and the small brown bottle is Estee Lauder’s small brown bottle of Revlon. The purple bottle is cosme decorte moisturizing serum, 724 stands for Kiehl's, formerly known as Kiehl's, Kuala Lumpur stands for NARS Kuala Lumpur eye shadow, the pencil is Clinique, the engraving brand is DIOR, and the donkey brand is Louis Vuitton, Wintersweet. For: LA MER, the climax is a certain NAPS blush, and the braised egg is Serge Lutens.

Manual cat pose is so addictive. It took a lot of effort to list so many nouns. My hands cramped up after sorting them out. I roughly explained these words once, and the whole article When I came down and looked at the prices, I felt a lot better. If I could buy them all in my lifetime, my life would probably be complete.

Many boys may be instantly confused when they see this picture. What is this? Haha, let me explain it to you.

1: Fragrant grandma

Chanel, the popular little fragrant style of clothing started from Chanel.

2: Ex-boyfriend

Skii mask is said to be a mask that must be applied before meeting your ex-boyfriend. As for the reason, of course, after applying it, the skin will be so good that he will regret it. .

3: Poplar Forest

YSL, because of Poplar (Y) Tree (S) Forest (L)

4: Xu Sanduo

Shiseido

Because, read with me: shi sei do/し（shi） せい（sei） どう（do） Friends who understand Japanese should smile knowingly when they see this.

5: Bullet

Mac lipstick, because it is shaped like a bullet. This reminds me of a joke I saw not long ago. A boy was going to bring a gift to his girlfriend before returning to China. The girlfriend said, buy me a Mac, and then the boy came back with a computer.

6: Gold hoop

Beauty bar 24k gold beauty bar

7: Small scissors

cpb, because the LOGO looks like a small scissors

8: Grenade

The essence of cpb, you will understand it by looking at the picture

9: Red kidney

Shiseido Red Eye Revitalizing Essence

10: Kill the rabbit

skii, read it twice more and you will understand

11: Radish cubes

p>

The full name of the CL lipstick brand is Christain Louboutin, which looks like a radish, so it is also called radish lipstick

12: E cake

elegance honey powder cake, A very large piece

13: Little light bulb

skii Whitening Skin Lightening Facial Essence

14: Lambskin

Givenchy lipstick, Because the black part is made of lambskin

15: chubby lip gloss

Armani chubby lip glaze has a short and chubby shape. But I don’t know why she is called Little Fatty Girl.

Does it have anything to do with this guy?

16: Big Red Bottle

skii Big Red Bottle Face Cream

17: Small Brown Bottle

Estee Lauder Skin Essence

< p> 18: Little Purple Bottle

The bottles in Dai Ke’s house are all purple

The little brown bottle, the small black bottle, the small purple bottle and the big red bottle, there are so many bottles that straight men open immediately after listening to them. Stun mode.

19:724

Kiehl, read it a few times and you will understand. It can also be called Kiehl's

20: Kuala Lumpur

nars eye shadow

The reason is unknown, but I heard a saying that the color of this eye shadow is the same as the sunset in Kuala Lumpur< /p>

21: Pencil

Clinique, read it twice more~

22: Carving plate

Dior, continue reading and you will understand< /p>

23: Donkey Brand

LV, as long as you have learned Pinyin I don’t need to tell you the reason

24: Wintersweet

lamer [la mεr]

You can pronounce: la-maihe (note that r is a uvular sound)

25: Orgasm

nars blush, the reason is unknown, maybe It's an official gimmick, after all, there is another one called Deep Throat, hehe

26: Braised Egg

I heard that Ludan's perfume is also expensive and hard to buy

< p> Why are there so many weird nicknames?

Because these are the favorites of girls, they have so many cute nicknames. Straight men can just buy them as gifts, and they will basically not be offended. Let us appreciate the straight ones again. Men's style.

Fragrant grandma: Chanel

The world-famous French luxury brand, the founder is coco chanel Ex-boyfriend: sk2 facial mask

Legend has it that the effect after use is the same as microdermabrasion PS. Applying one piece will make your ex-boyfriend regret it for the rest of his life when he sees your beauty. Yang Shulin: The name composed of the initials of Yves Saint Laurent and YSL

France One of the luxury brands. Xu Sanduo: The transliteration of Shiseido’s English name shuseido

Those who are interested in Shiseido can read my previous article, which introduces it in detail.

Bullets: Mac’s lipstick looks like bullets

Golden hoop: sk2 gold diamond essence

Small scissors: cpb’s trademark looks like a small scissors, hence the name< /p>

Hand grenade: cpb muscle base essence

Red kidney: Shiseido Hongyan Muscle Revitalizing Essence

Die Ketu: sk2 transliteration

Diced carrot: vividly describes the appearance of christian louboutin lipstick

E cake: Elegance ultimate happy face powder cake

Little light bulb: sk2's diamond white essence

Lambskin: One of Givenchy’s series of lipsticks, the outer packaging material is made of sheepskin.

Little Fatty: One of Armani’s series of lipsticks, looks like a little Fatty

Big Red Bottle: SK2’s Muscle Revitalizing and Repairing Essence Cream

The popular little brown bottle: Estée Lauder small brown bottle essence, eye cream

The little purple bottle: Decorative Skin Base Essence

724: Kiehl's, Also called Kiehl's, homophonic.

Kuala Lumpur: nars is a popular eye shadow.

Pencil: homophonic for Clinique.

Engraved plate: Dior

Donkey plate: Louis Vuitton LV

Wintersweet: homonym of La Mer’s English name lamer

Highlight: A very popular blush color in nars

Braised Egg: A niche perfume of the same name by the founder of Serge Luyens

Answer first.

Fragrant grandma: Chanel

Ex-boyfriend: Ex-boyfriend facial mask/hair mask

Yang Shulin: YSL (the first letter of the letter is the pinyin)

Xu Sanduo: Shiseido

Bullet: Mac bullet lipstick

Golden hoop: gold stick/sk2 gold diamond essence

Small scissors: cpb

Hand grenade: cpb essence serum

Red kidney: Shiseido essence

Kill the rabbit: sk2 (get the pronunciation)

Carrot: christin Louboution lipstick

E cake: Yaligli honey powder cake

Small light bulb: sk2 whitening essence (the bottle looks like a light bulb)

Lambskin: Givenchy Lipstick

Little chubby: Armani lip glaze

Big red bottle: sk2 essence cream

Small brown bottle: Estee Lauder eye cream

Xiao Zi Bottle: Decor Essence

724: Kiehl's

Kuala Lumpur: nars two-color eyeshadow

Pencil: Clinique

Engraving brand: dior (pronunciation It looks like a sculpture when you read it fast)

Donkey card: lv (come on, pronounce l v in pinyin)

Wintersweet: La Mer

Created in 2017.12. 18 It doesn’t matter whether the prodigal women can understand these 26 words. The confused, frightened and overwhelmed eyes of the straight men are the climax of the whole article!

Mislan decisively found three straight friends (IT entrepreneur A, newly-minted civil servant B, and senior photographer C) and asked them to open their hearts and speak freely, so... it was booming. In a daze, your laughter this year has been contracted!

Without further ado, let’s take a look at the straight men’s kind-hearted guesses & vague explanations~ 1. Grandma Xiang

A: Freshly baked steamed buns (please take the initiative to guess the other person) With a serious look on his face)

B: Isn’t it the old lady? Does this question mean you are looking down on my IQ? (I...)

C: Cosmetics similar to baby cream (only for the elderly?)

2. Ex-boyfriend

This If there’s anything to say, it’s my ex-boyfriend! (Are you remembering some sad past, my friend?)

3. Poplar Forest

A: Since it is a forest, there must be dense trees. , wouldn’t it be great to hang a hanging basket? Yes, the poplar forest is a hanging basket. (Uh, ah?)

C: An actor from "The Happy Comedian"

4. Xu Sanduo

A&B&C: Wang Baoqiang .

B: A well-known actor. His performance in "Soldier Assault" was pretty good. You can watch it.

5. Bullet

A: "Let the Bullets Fly for a while", I like Jiang Wen. (Old actor, I like it too)

C: It’s the tip of the bullet!

6. Golden Cudgel

A: Sun Wukong (you name it)

B: In "The Legend of Wukong" Here I have a new understanding, because Wukong put the tightening spell on the weapon, the weapon was called the Golden Cudgel. (Oh~ I have learned a lot, I will chat with my friends later)

7. Small scissors

A: My daughter’s toy.

(Good Chinese Dad)

C: Nail scissors

8. Hand grenade

A: CS, my favorite in school Game

B: Manual power is huge

C: Throwing explosive weapons

9. Red Kidney

< p> A: Wet market

C: Kidney (concise explanation)

10. Kill the rabbit

A: Excuse me?

C: A arrogant rabbit

11. Ding radish

A: More than a thousand lipsticks (you are Do you know anything about lipstick?)

C: Cut radish into pieces

12. E flatbread

A: World of Warcraft (you have a lot of games in your heart, right?)

C: Food with a bit of fashion (fashionable food, a bit interesting)

13. Small light bulb

A: light bulb

C: very small light bulb

< p> 14. Lambskin

A: Luxury goods (this is actually lambskin, tsk tsk, it smells like nobility)

C: Lambskin (it sounds like it) My heart tightens)

15. Little Fatty

A: Emoticons, do you want emoticons? (No, thank you)

C: Fat little boy

16. Big red bottle

A: Red bottle

C: A large bottle of restorative medicine used for treatment in the game

17. Small brown bottle

A: Brown bottle

C: Small brown bottle

18. Small purple bottle

A: Purple bottle

C: small purple bottle

19. 724

A&B&C: 724, a number

20. Kuala Lumpur

A: Malaysia

C: A city (you guys think very much the same)

21. Pencil

A: 2B. Well, don't you want to learn painting? How are you doing? (Hmph, I won’t tell you)

22. Diaopai

A: This is the washing powder I use. (Yes, my mother also likes to use them)

C: Bronze medals with carved shapes (awesome)

23. Donkey medals

A: LV, I know this.

C: Donkey meat roasted on fire

24. Wintersweet

A: My grandma’s friend (do you have a friend named Wintersweet?)

C: Flowers

25. Climax

A: I don’t need to say this (uh, what?)

< p> C: Ocean

26. Braised Eggs

A: I don’t like eating it, it tastes weird (I’ll give you a few more next time)

C: Bald Man (what?)

In this way, this 26-word adventure ended in a friendly atmosphere.

(Smiling face) Have you ever encountered such interesting things before? Let us see you in the comment area!

Grandma Fragrant

That’s Chanel,

Ex-boyfriend

SK-II repair mask. Because its skin care effect is very good! If your ex-boyfriend sees it, he will only regret it! !

Yang Shulin

That’s YSL! Because he has the same pinyin initials as Yang Shulin. Do you like poplar trees? like! !

Xu Sanduo

is the nickname of Shiseido. Because the Japanese pronunciation of Shiseido SHISEID sounds very similar to "Xu Sanduo", it suddenly feels so friendly.

Bullet

It is MAC bullet lipstick. If anyone could have a complete set, they would be so happy!

Golden Cudgel

The Golden Cudgel is the essence of SK-II because it looks like a Golden Cudgel.

Small Scissors

Small Scissors is CPB, and its LOGO is very similar to small scissors.

Grenade

An essence launched by CPB, shaped like a grenade. The person who designed this is also very awesome.

Red Kidney

This is an essence from Shiseido. Because the bottle is shaped like a waist, it is called this very interesting name.

Die Ketu

SK-II brand, the pronunciation is very similar to Die Ketu rabbit. Isn’t it funny!

Diced radish

CL lipstick gets its name because it looks like a diced radish.

E-cake

Elegance is a Japanese lady-level cosmetics brand. I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it

Little Light Bulb

An essence from SK-II. Kind of cute.

Lambskin

Givenchy’s lipstick leather is made of sheepskin, so it is called lambskin for short. Lipstick packaging is made of lambskin, how can it be expensive?

Little Fatty

Armani lip dye is called Little Fatty because the bottle is so cute and chubby.

Big Red Bottle

OLAY Cream. Ouch, not bad.

Small brown bottle

Estée Lauder Essence.

Small purple bottle

Decor essence.

724

Kiehl=Kiehl’s, I personally like their products

Kuala Lumpur

Specifically refers to NARS two-color eye shadow Kuala Lumpur.

Pencil

Clinique, homophonic like pencil. It's obviously a big name!

Carved plaque

Dior. Because the pinyin of Dior is the same as "diao", it is also ironic that Dior's clothes are getting uglier as they are made and "diao" is as ugly as "diao". Hahaha!

Donkey Brand

Louis Vuitton LV. Because its abbreviation looks the same as the lv character of donkey in Chinese pinyin, it is called donkey brand. Chinese culture is broad and profound.

Wintersweet

La Mer lamer. It’s like a mystery, do you love it?

Orgasm

Blush by nars. A must-have for beauty bloggers

Braised Eggs

Braised Eggs=Lu Danshi, their perfume is very popular.

I didn’t recognize any of them. I only found out what the brand meant after reading the comments below. But I don’t know Chanel or Kuqi. It’s not that I can’t afford it, but I just don’t like buying branded things. I have a Kuqi bag at home. I bought it the year before last. I saw a friend buy an identical brand this year. I never knew it was Kuqi. My friends said I was old-fashioned and asked me to know more about these brands, but I I'm not interested in these brands. I don't like buying bags or clothes. I feel like I'm not a girl anymore...

These are synonymous with male and female parts.

The first line refers to women, the second, third... most of them refer to men.

One of them is the bullet for men and the Kuala Lumpur for women.

I can bluntly say that I don’t know any of them. I think spending money is nothing more than luxury goods. If a person’s financial resources reach a certain limit, it is fashion. However, there are many people who do not have the spending power to put down these things, and may even spend all their energy and money on them, and they have become a waste! Thank you for the invitation, I know that’s all, please forgive me.