Let me translate it well, kid, and give me some extra points.

You are my best friend in the world

And I hope that you know I hope you know

That when we hang out together It's freaking awesome It's freaking awesome

Playing poker- Friday nights Playing poker- Friday nights

Beer-o-mids and golf cart races Beer-o-mids (don’t understand) and golf cart races

You think that my sisters hot You think that my sisters are hot

I accidentally shot your finger I accidentally shot your finger

Off your writing hand It's your left hand

oh well, you get disability Haha, you become disabled

I broke my leg you laughed so hard I broke my leg, but you gloated

And told the ambulance to stop

at the bar also let the ambulance stop At the door of the bar

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when

you here me say when I say there's nothing wrong with being gay

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong and you'll tell the world

with being gay

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And sometimes we punch each other

in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and Your mother feels the same

got to second base and then started touching (Note: In the United States, this is a phrase with a conventional meaning. In the relationship between men and women, "first base" refers to holding hands and kissing. etc.; "second base" refers to touching, etc.)

I'm trying to say I love you... I'm trying to tell you as the opposite sex

in a heterosexual way I love you

We fart and burp in

the same key we even fart and burp the same

And I think your iPod sucks I think your iPod is a piece of trash

You make fun of my hair because you always take it from me The hair is a joke

Yours is disappearing because you don't even have a hair

I've seen your penis you've seen mine Vera on my sunburned back, you ran Vera (female name) tattooed on my back

Defense when I shit my pants I was pissed in pain but you started to flinch

You felt my girl's brand new boobs, you touched my pants Trademark woman's breasts

you asked to suck em she refused

Oh while you slept I shaved your head Shave your head bald

You woke up you told me I (was dead) You woke up and warned me that you were dead

You'll tell the world I'm Gay when

you here me say When I say there is nothing wrong with being gay

That I really and truly feel this way

Not that there's anything wrong with you'll tell the whole world

being gay saying I'm gay

And sometimes we punch each other

in the face sometimes when we poke each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base and start touching

I know you know I love you I know you know my love for you

(I freakin' love you, dude)

I'm trying to say I love you... I want to try to tell you as the opposite sex

in a heterosexual way I love you

Na na na na

Na na na na

You

'll tell the world I'm Gay when

you here me say When I say there's nothing wrong with being gay

That I really and truly feel this way I think so

Not that there's anything wrong with you and you'll tell the whole world

being gay Say I'm gay

And sometimes we punch each other

in the face sometimes when we poke each other in the face

Like when I hit on your mom and

got to second base and started touching

I'm trying to say I love you... I want to try to tell you as the opposite sex

in a heterosexual way I love you

Na na na na

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