Everyone is criticizing Guo Jingming for showing off his wealth. This kind of criticism is wrong, because everyone can use something to show off. If you are in good health, you can show off your muscles, if you are in good shape, you can show off your legs, and if you are in good shape, you can show off your orgasm. , If you have money, you can show off your money, but if you don’t have money, you can show off your personality. If you really have nothing to show off, just go home and show off your clothes... This is human rights. The only thing I feel sorry for Guo Jingming is that he should not always wear a DG belt and not change it, but also expose the trademark of CK underwear. DG belts are not suitable for all pants. My aunt mistakenly thought it was an external ureter, and the exposed trademark of CK underwear was even more dangerous. Walking by the lake, it was easy for an old comrade from the Shanghai Fishing Enthusiasts Association with mild cataracts to mistake it for a hook specially designed for fishing for spring fish.

“The notebook is from Hermès, the handbag is from LV, and even the bear keychain is from PRADA. I don’t know why I, a person who barely uses a pen to write, want to buy a four-digit Hermès notebook. ...Fourth Master, I have about a dozen wallets. I have no use for this during the summer vacation. I just picked it up to take pictures for this new column. I won’t mention that there are only a limited number of X wallets in China. If I had known, I would have taken my pure black PRADA wallet... and lost to Anthony. I hate it!"

I remember that when Xiao Guo Nianbai reached the "I hate" part, he must wear orchid fingers. , the tips of the ten fingers are like tender bamboo shoots, which is the authentic flavor of a Sichuan Opera Xiaohua Dan. In fact, LV bags are not worthy of PRADA. If you add Hermès or Armani, Guo Jingming is not Guo Jingming, but a brand-name grocery store. You thought you were lucky enough to meet a writer, but in fact you were lucky enough to meet IKEA. That day when I was walking on the streets of Shanghai, there was a tinkling sound. The little girl who was shopping thought it was a clothes rack and couldn't help but reach out and touch it. This made Xiao Guo Guo's shy face full of peach blossoms: "It's a dead man and he doesn't even say hello, which scares people." The little liver was beating wildly.

Actually, I don’t bother Xiao Guoguo at all. The only thing I don’t like is that he always positions himself as a “pretty boy with tricks.” If you continue to work at a lower level, you will be promoted to sixtieth grade. It’s not impossible to make a facial mask or put on makeup, but you must get some high-grade powder. When you smile, the powder will fall off. Walk over and print out blossoming golden lotuses. You even said on Hunan Satellite TV that this is the step-by-step process of young writers. footprint.

I really don’t bother Guo Jingming at all, but as of what his agent said below: “He even puts makeup on his mother. It is said that Guo’s mother has become very fashionable now under the influence of Xiaosi, She has a big wave perm, which looks very much like a cross between Leung Jingru and Jolin Tsai.” Seeing this, Mother Guo must silently recite "Unfortunately for the family" and knock the wooden fish through to save the rest of her life. But that agent really has a sense of humor, maybe he was the undercover sent by George Han.

Xiao Guo Guo ruined the writing style for a while. For a period of time, almost every article contained the word "咩". Are you going to increase the price of meat by pretending to be a sheep? . In addition, it also comes with little goblins, little monsters, beautiful faces, and even pear blossoms that are close to the restricted level. I am very worried. I am very worried that one day Xiao Guo Guo will be so angry that he will hold a colorful handkerchief on his waist and shout to the fans, "I'm here, I'm not in good health lately"...then the evildoer is really reborn.

The evildoer is reborn, so I will repeat "The Minimum Story" again: Last year, I went to Hangzhou to visit a very rich friend of mine (call him Little K). His home was a villa. , there is a very large swimming pool in the courtyard. He invited many friends to play together that day. Little K and I applied sunscreen in an elegant manner and put on big sunglasses from PRADA. I wore swimming trunks from DOLCE & BBANA. He was wearing GUCCI swimming trunks, and the two of them were leaning on the edge of the swimming pool. On the water next to them was an ARMANI tray filled with various imported fruits. . . . . All of this was full of what a noble man should be... So we quickly put on the swimming ring, hurriedly and kept gasping and struggling... Hua.

After seeing this, everyone understands that Guo Jingming cannot actually bring down everyone’s values, because everyone is not that rich. This is very difficult in practice, and it will not become a famous brand shelf. , the biggest problem is that dear little Guo Guo may spoil everyone’s view of gender, panting, panting, struggling... flowers, the flowers in the backyard are still singing across the river.

Actually, there is nothing wrong with doing T. I think it’s good to actually practice like Cai Kangyong, but you can’t pretend to be enchanting by pretending to keep up with the trend of the times. Do you think it’s ridiculous? It looks like he is from Tokyo, but actually he seems to be from Dongchang.

I won’t say whether Guo Jingming’s writing is good or not. I think he is a good editor, not a writer. He is not really writing now, but is busy with portraits, teamwork, and team work. Spirit, you must first ensure that the novel is written by yourself before it can be ranked number one. Finally, here is an excerpt from a text message sent between a Jiangxi fan of Guo Jingming and me some time ago:

Fan: Why do you say something bad about Guo Jingming.

Me: I didn’t say he was bad, I just thought he shouldn’t steal.

Fan: When did he steal something?

Me: I know how much I picked up in my dream.

Fans: His writing is more beautiful than the original. That’s not called stealing, that’s called processing.

Me: It’s like your family grows tomatoes. He takes away your tomatoes and makes ketchup, and then sells it. Do you think the ketchup is considered stolen?

Fan: ... ...No, no, he is not stealing.

I smiled happily. This is what fans of Xiao Guoguo are like. Although their IQ is limited, their emotional intelligence is high enough. The leader is really well-trained. His followers are all bleating. They are as delicate and panting as Guo Jingming. You are the rich second generation, you are the poor second generation, and I never expected that there is a dazzling second generation.