1. Why is the silkworm baby rich? ==> Because it can spin cocoons (frugal)
2. Why doesn’t the little white rabbit marry a zebra? ==> Because the rabbit Mom said tattoos are not a good thing
3. When can X be unified?==>When buying instant noodles (Uniform Instant Noodles)
4.What threads do monkeys not like?==> Parallel lines (because they do not intersect)
5. When chocolate and tomatoes fight, why does chocolate win? ==>Because of the chocolate bar
6. What will happen if a shark eats mung beans? ==>It turned into mung bean paste
7. After the match was burned and entered the hospital, what did it become?==>Q-tips
8. How did Lin Daiyu die? = =>Thrown to death (Sister Lin fell from the sky)
9. A pig said: "Come on", give him some food?==>Chocolate
10. Potato poke What happened after a fatal blow to Baozi? ==>It turned into a bean paste (killed) bun
11. What animal likes to stick on the wall? ==>Seal (paper)
12.Why do foxes often fall?==>Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet)
13.4 people were playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away 5 people==>Because they were playing mahjong People are called "Mahjong"
14. When do you like to drink soda?==>When you are lonely (when you are lonely you will want soda)
15. There is an egg I went to a teahouse to drink tea. What happened next?==>It turned into a tea egg
16. There was a male deer. He walked faster and faster. What happened in the end?= =>It turned into a highway
17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and bleeding a lot. How was it? ==>It turned into a red bean
18. Why doesn’t the plane hit the stars even though it flies so high? ==> Because the stars flash
19. Corn wants to pursue fashion and gets a perm. What’s the result? ==> Turned into popcorn
20. What kind of mouse walks on two legs?==>Mickey Mouse
21. What kind of duck walks on two legs?==>All ducks They all walk on two feet (do you want to talk to old ducks?)
22. The lady’s business is not doing well now, why? ==>Bird Flu
23. What kind of person cannot work in a gas station?==>A person who is oily and slippery
24. Are dumplings a boy or a girl?==>Boys because the dumplings have foreskins
< p>25. A man in golden clothes==>A shocking (gold) man26. A bee stings on the calendar==>The wind (bee) and the sun (calendar)
27. A bear came over ==> Come prepared (come with a bear)
28. Don’t drop your phone into the toilet ==> Don’t lose the opportunity (wet)
29. There are ten sheep, nine of them are squatting in the sheepfold==>In a cadence (one sheep is squatting wrong)
30. How to make a sparrow quiet?==>Suppress it A moment (silence)
31. What kind of sword is a transparent sword? ==>Invisible (sword)
32. What do African cannibal chiefs eat? Answer: Eating people. So the chief wants to be a vegetarian?==>Eat a vegetable
33. Why are there no dinosaurs now?==>The dinosaurs went to make movies
34. Xiaobai is very much like his brother, Do you know why?==>It really looks like Dabai
35. An egg ran to swim in the Songhua River. How about it?==>It turned into a Songhua Egg
36. There is a An egg ran to Shandong, how about it?==>It turned into a Lu (stewed) egg
37. An egg was homeless, what about it?==>It turned into a wild egg
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38. An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. How about it?==>It turned into a missile
39. An egg ran away to the flowers
Went there, how was it?==>Became a Huadan
40. How was it when an egg swam in the Dead Sea?==>Became a salty egg superman
41. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the beach to compete and tell jokes. After telling the jokes, they died. Why?==>Because of the tsunami (laughing)
42. Why don’t men go out?==>Because As soon as you go out, you become a layman
43. Why can’t you see God’s dick?==>The secret of heaven (chicken) cannot be revealed
44. Why is there only the tip of the iceberg?= =>Because the other horn was broken by the Titanic
45. How to prevent the duck from flying away?==>Give it a wing (it is difficult to fly without wings)
< p>46. Who doesn’t have a phone? ==>天衣(天衣的 Phone)47. Ma Jiajue once said to me in private: "A knife that is extremely blunt is the most lethal." Why? ==>Because it is a hammer
48. Why did Chang'e rush to the moon? ==>Houyi shot for nine days, even an immortal could not stand it
49 .Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang, and Xiao Red were on a plane. Who would get dizzy and vomit?==>Little White Rabbit (vomit)
50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. , what happened? ==>Became a dead fat man
51. Two people fell into a trap. The dead are called dead people, and what are the living people called?==>Help
52. Which is the worst, eraser, tiger skin or lion skin?==>Eraser (worse eraser)
53.What are you afraid of between cloth and paper?==>Not (cloth) Ten thousand, just in case (paper)
54. The guest below is the pride of our Chinese men. He is a singer. Guess who it is?==>Ancient Giant Chicken
55.Which song has "Coco Lee" in its lyrics?==>The moon represents my heart (Coco Lee How Deeply I Love You)
56.Why does Harry Potter live in In the light bulb?==>Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten)
57. Which unicorn is the most delicious? ==>Ice cream
58. Which unicorn is the fastest? ==>Michelin
59. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) ==>Stallone (the shit is too thick)
60. The city and the countryside, the river in that place More urgent? ==> In the countryside, because the river in the countryside is too urgent (why is it too urgent when it is fried)
61. A, B, C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin, which word is the most urgent? Cool?==>Ding (Thong)
62. There is a room where pigeons will hide==>I hide your song (pigeon) on the roof
63. What should I do at 12 o'clock in the evening? ==> I am overwhelmed because I am overwhelmed at the last moment
64. Police, gangster or soldier, which one is the skinniest? ==> Gangster (Rogue Professor) -Thinner)
65. There was an idiot who took off the toilet on the plane and threw it out. Guess why? ==>Because he is an idiot
66. Aladdin How many brothers are there?==>Three (Alajia, Alayi, Alabing)
67. A group of eunuchs are chatting, guess an idiom==> Nonsense talk (no chicken talk)< /p>
68. How much is a heart worth? ==> One hundred million (one heart and one mind)
69. Which one is dumb, the sun, the moon, or the stars? ==> The stars (the stars in the sky are not Talk - Lu Binghua)
69. What is the surname of pencil? ==>Xiao, sharpen (Xiao) pencil
70. What color is the best to imitate? Red (Moulin) imitation
p>71. Who will help you eat when you are full?==>Feilong, because flying dragons are adding food in (the sky)
72. A puppy traveled in the desert, and the result He died. How did he die? ==> He suffocated to death because there were no telephone poles in the desert to urinate. A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he still suffocated to death. Why? == >There is a sign saying "No peeing here" on the telephone pole
A puppy traveled in the desert and found the telephone pole.
I didn’t stick anything on it, but I still choked myself to death. Why? ==>Many puppies were waiting in line and didn’t wait
A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole with nothing stuck on it. , I got in line, but I still choked myself to death, why? ==>Because there are two beautiful dog girls behind him, he was embarrassed
73. Whoever plays the game among wolves, tigers and lions will definitely be eliminated ?==>Wolf, because - Momotaro (Killing out the wolf)
74. Which historical figure deserves the most favor?==>Su Wu Muyang Beihai (being beaten)
75 .Which person in history ran the fastest?==>Cao Cao
76. Cars can fly, please guess a drink==>Coffee (Car Flying)
77. Previous I had a steamed bun and ate a meatball, what happened?==>It turned into a steamed bun
78. Who gave me the Wangqing water?==>Aha ("Aha, give me a cup of Wangqing water" Water")
79. There was a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water, and the black cat rescued it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = =>Meow
80. Xiao Ming’s grandfather is brushing his teeth and singing at the same time. Why? ==> He is brushing dentures
81. How heavy are the stars in the sky? ==> Eight Gram (starbucks Starbucks)
82. =>Tianjin
84. Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? ==>It would be too slow to fly
85. A farmer raises 10 cows but only has 19 horns. Why? ?==>There is a rhinoceros
86. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but did not dare to jump down. Why?==>Because There is no water down there
87. A taxi was driving normally on the road without violating any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why?==>The policeman wanted to take a taxi
88. What kind of chicken has no wings? ==> Frog
89. What is something that is comfortable and effortless to beat? ==> Doze
90. Manufacturing What are the products whose expiry date and expiration date are on the same day?==>Newspaper
91. What kind of books can’t be bought in bookstores?==>Suicide note
92. Best-selling Book?==>Female Secretary
93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. Why?==>My mother said that those who hang out online all day long are not good people
94. The panda loved the little deer deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. Why? ==>The little deer timidly said: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad boys
95. Who hasn’t had a meeting at the zoo? Go to participate?==>Lion (Go to contact because the lion is "lost")
96. The fat man rides in a sedan (name a place)==>Yugoslavia
97. Going to the toilet (beat The name of a Hong Kong female artist) ==> Karen Mok (reason: Mo Wenwei)
98. Grandpa, father, or brother, who will shed tears after listening to mother's words? ==> Grandpa (every night) thinks of it Mom's words, sparkling tears
99. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married a spider. Why?==>Because this mother bee loves to surf the Internet
100 .It’s easy during the day, but sad at night (hit a building)==>Single-plank bridge