I didn’t say you were shameless, I meant that shameless people are like you.

The world is changing, but the only constant is that it is always changing.

At that moment, I suddenly wanted to cry. Suddenly, I really wanted to think about it very much.

The remaining twenty-one grams of soul is the last way I love you.

When forgetting becomes another kind of beginning, and memories fade away, the pain is the most real.

When the world makes a promise to rain together, we make a promise to clear up together in our hearts.

The sun is warm and the years are quiet. If you don't come, how dare I grow old.

Listen quietly to the songs you like, watch the people you like from a distance

Face is something external to the body, you can have it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

If you have something to do, go directly to the topic. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

A ship is perfectly safe moored in a harbor, but that is not the purpose of building a ship.

Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

I have been having nightmares these past two nights, and I have to look for horror movies to calm down.

I stretched out three fingers and said: I give you five words, which is nonsense.

No matter how much you despise me, you are still a domestic product like me.

You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words.

Let you be crazy in a place without me, and let me be strong in a world without you.

I stand in heaven and lean over to stare at you, just as you stare at me with a little sadness

Old Yue, you can still use inferior red thread in vain.

When I fell in love with you, it was because my brain was flooded with water, but now my brain is shaken dry

If a person really lives to the point of being shameless, how can he survive? .

Confucius once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.

I only know two things in my life: neither this nor that.

One day your name will appear in my household register.

Youth is a bright sadness. I didn’t cry, but tears flowed down.

To commemorate you, I changed the name of our dog to your name.

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals are indeed friends of humans.

From the moment I saw you, I turned around gracefully, and then accidentally bumped into a tree.

They say silence is golden. Does it mean that if you remain silent for a long time, you will have a lot of gold?

Memories always slap me in the face, pointing at old wounds and not allowing me to forget.

Sir, do you know? The second senior brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's.

Those who can’t lose weight are always in commotion, and those who can’t gain weight are emboldened.

If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

The people and things in the world have been arranged by God for us to jump.

My eyes still hurt just because I took one more look at you in the crowd

Celebrities can become more famous if they take off a little more, but I was arrested even though I took off all my clothes. Got it!

I passed you by but you didn’t know it was me because I turned my head away.

It’s not that I don’t want to talk, but I’m afraid I’ll cry if I talk too much.

After so many tests, we finally returned to the starting point

At that moment, I seemed to hear the sound of the whole world collapsing.

You never looked back at me once, but I always smiled at you.

One day, if you look back, you will find that I am actually behind you.

I am just a child who shines with the stars and is lonely with the night.

Don’t comfort me when you leave me. You must know that you will also experience puncture pain every time you sew.

A collection of fifty-three humorous sentences to ridicule a friend who has recently grown into a second senior brother

A collection of humorous sentences to ridicule a friend who has recently grown into a second senior brother (Part 1)

1. My mother has spent so many years Is it easy to keep me so fat? I will not lose weight, and I will not lose weight.

2. People who liked me and treated me well when I was fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

3. I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.

4. If you sell me by the pound, I can take care of Wang Sicong.

5. The typhoon came, and the people and trees around me were blown away...

6. I have gained weight. Whether it is talking about environmental protection or democracy, it seems to be unconvincing. .

7. I have gained weight recently, and it’s all because of the hot pot. When I don’t show up, I can only overeat.

8. My clothes are getting slimmer and slimmer recently!

9. Tasty and fierce women must dare to face their obese bodies and the bright eyes of the masses

10. Whether to eat or not, what to eat, and how to gain weight after eating .

11. God has given me many opportunities to gain weight, and I have seized them.

12. "A woman who cannot control her body will never be successful in her life." - No, you see, I can get fat if I want to, and I can get fat if I want to.

13. My mother thinks I am fat and asked me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arms and felt that I am not hopelessly fat.

14. Girls are so cute when they are fat. When they are bored, they can play with their own flesh!

15. It doesn’t matter if he is shorter or more proportionate. Hey, he is not like that. There is a round belly protruding from his solid waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he didn't look like a winter melon when standing or a watermelon when lying down.

16. When I was thin, I could eat five meals a day without gaining weight. Now that I have gained weight, I can’t lose weight even if I only eat one meal a day. It’s very difficult for me.

17. God! If there is no way to make me lose weight! Just get fat my friends!

18. If you think I am fat, I will lose weight. You say I'm not beautiful, I'll dress up. But, if I lose weight and become more beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain, you taught me. Humorous sentences to make fun of a friend who has recently grown into a second senior brother (Part 2)

19. One day I will become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all of you wretched fat people.

20. I told myself that I can no longer be fat. If you can’t even control your body, how can you control your life.

21. No one can help you, just rely on yourself. If you don’t want me to call you fat, just stop eating and drinking water from now on. If you are hungry, go to bed!

22. I am just waiting for winter to come and freeze those thin papers to death. . .

23. I still haven’t gained weight this winter, but I have gained three pounds compared to October.

24. I was very thin before and I will be very thin in the future, so I have to gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will not be complete.

25. The child has gained weight and is getting cuter and cuter.

26. A fat woman is plump, a thin woman is slim, a tall woman is slender, and a short woman is exquisite. A fat man is like a pig, a thin man is like a rib, a tall man is like a bamboo pole, and a short man is like a winter melon!

27. I was simply too bloated. I ate too much sweet food. Forgetting bread, milk tea, egg tarts, and Oreo meringue rolls, I also had to eat chocolate and candies directly. I was still not fat enough.

28. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

29. Your clothes have shrunk a bit.

30. If I really can’t lose weight, just let me grow taller!

31. Winter is the season when you accidentally gain weight, and it has reached an all-time high.

32. Easy to grow, it seems that fat girls can actually grow fat by drinking water;

33. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait until you lose weight.

34. If you gain three kilograms during the festival, take a closer look at the three kilograms. I worked hard to lose weight for half a year, but before I succeeded, I celebrated the New Year again.

35. I am fat because there are many things in my mind that make it difficult to lose weight.

36. I always feel very hungry recently.

Then eat a lot. I thought I had gained weight. Humorous sentences to make fun of a friend who has recently grown into a second senior brother (Part 3)

37. I know why I haven’t been able to lose weight, because I have you inside my body.

38. The woman is ugly and has no moral integrity. When I went on a blind date, it took a long time for the hero to arrive. When the woman saw that he was a fat man, she became angry: "Damn fat man, ugly man!" The male protagonist is also popular: At least I have lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?

39. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt, blinding your eyes; but instead I became fat and became a wall of nuts, blocking your sight.

40. After a month of confinement, I accidentally gained weight. The fat boy is not worthy of having a collarbone.

41. Gain weight every day and never come back! I drank milk tea again today and had a date with Lu Chuan in the evening!

42. There are many people in the world who want to eat but cannot. I am helping them complete their unfinished business.

43. Only good-looking people are called green tea bitches, and I can only be called the Hulk.

44. Having a heart to lose weight is destined to be fat.

45. Eat for me, eat hard, and no one will want you when you get fat. You are mine, and I want you.

46. Slightly fat is the best body shape. Reality is very skinny. Never let yourself be skinny.

47. It’s not that we fat people are too fat, but that you are too thin.

48. It would be great if the weight could reach 100 and lose 20.

49. A fat man is heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than other mountains.

50. Give me back my collarbones and legs, which I finally got with great difficulty, and now they are getting fatter and fatter.

51. You can’t see your feet when you lower your head...

52. It is said that all fat people have one thing in common, that is, they have all had their bellies touched by others. Have you ever been touched? ?

53. People are stunned because they are fat, but I am angry because I am thin. Twenty-six sad quotes about love

Twenty-six sad quotes about love

1. Forget the years, forget the pain, forget your badness, we will never say goodbye .

2. Some people are destined to wait for others, and some people are destined to be waited for.

3. Loving someone is difficult, and it is even harder to give up the one you love.

4. Love turns out to be drinking poisonous wine with a smile.

5. It is better to have met before than never to have met.

6. The origin and destruction of conditions, the intensity of conditions and the lightness of conditions are beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when fate meets us.

7. When we meet again, we either hate it too late or hate it too early.

8. After leaving, I want you not to forget one thing: don’t forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

9. If you can’t forget him, don’t forget him. True forgetting requires no effort.

10. Love begins with hope and ends with despair. To give up means that there is no longer any hope I once had for you.

11. Knowing that you will lose your freedom, knowing that this is a lifelong contract, you are willing to make a commitment in order to get the other person and make the other person happy. Love is a process of pursuing unfreedom. When you complain that it is too unfree, it means you don't love him.

12. The more you wonder if you have forgotten, the clearer you will remember it. I once heard someone say that when you can no longer have it, the only thing you can do is to make yourself not forget it. .

13. When the tears flow down, I realize that separation is also another kind of understanding.

14. Love either makes people mature or degenerates.

15. Each of us lives in our own past. It takes us one minute to get to know someone, one hour to like someone, and another day to fall in love with someone. People, in the end, take a lifetime to forget someone.

16. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that you have tried so hard to forget things. I really just forgot about it.

17. I love you not because of who you are, but who I can be in front of you.

18. The most miserable distance in the world is when two people were originally very far apart and did not know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love, and the distance became very close. Then one day, they no longer loved each other, and the two people who were so close became far apart, even farther than before.

19. Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

20. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

21. When love comes, of course it is also happy. However, this kind of happiness has to be paid for, and you have to learn to accept disappointment, pain and separation. From then on, life was no longer pure.

22. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him; afraid of losing him.

23. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything - including you.

24. We may be able to love two people and be loved by two people at the same time. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we grow old.

25. Pursuit and desire bring happiness, but also frustration and disappointment. After frustration and disappointment, we learn to cherish. Only when you were not loved by others will you cherish the person who will love you in the future

26. Why is it so painful to forget someone? Time will naturally make you forget. If time can't make you forget the people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of the years we've lost? Classic non-mainstream funny quotes

1: I am a little bit narrow-minded, but not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!

2: The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated

3: If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

4: If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I’ll root it out

5: The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, I am only afraid of surrendering.

6: In addition to teeth, there is love that is difficult to extricate oneself from.

7: Gold must always shine, but when the ground is full of gold, I don’t know which one I am.

8: Traveling all over the brothel, there are still many people. Elderly, please use Huiren Shenbao.

9: Oh my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

10: Listen to your words and save me ten books

11: There may be several women in the world who don’t eat, but there is not even one woman who is not jealous.

12: The tongue lasts longer than the teeth, and the software lasts longer than the hardware.

13: People can’t get along with each other just by being polite!

14: People are afraid of being famous, and pigs are afraid of being strong. Men are afraid of being poor, and women are afraid of being fat.

15: People are not smart, so they still imitate other people’s baldness

16: Life is to be born and live

17: How many people can you have? Being sad is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

18: Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe in you

19: How can I lose weight if I don’t eat enough?

20: Don’t be lazy with me , I'm too lazy to compare with you.

21: I haven’t been in the world for a long time, but there are always legends about me in the world.

22: Others have a background, but I only have a back.

23: There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

24: Raw, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy

25: Life is like Song Zude’s mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next

26: A scholar pretends to be dead for a confidant, and a woman pretends to be dead. Those who please themselves have plastic surgery.

27: I will miss you so much after you leave, why don’t you leave yet!

28: I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

29: A woman’s wardrobe is like a harem, with countless beauties but only a few to love.

30: Women tend to miss men day and night; men tend to miss women.

31: Most beautiful women are similar, but ugly women are different.

32: Human life is like shitting. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart

33: Don’t ask me again: How have you been lately? ?

34: I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late