A funny copywriting for a circle of friends crying about having no money and being poor (Part 1)

1. You in the future will definitely thank you for working hard now.

2. The difference between rich and poor is that the poor use donkeys to grind the mill, and the rich use ghosts to grind.

3. People are as big as they are not poor, and water is not enough. The flow is generally flat.

4. The soil after the rain is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky to the teeth, but overall it is not bad.

5. After Double Eleven! Hit it hard! Eat dirt when you are done.

6. Every time you go shopping, it’s just shopping.

7. There is no money, and the poor only have their pants.

8. The thief searched my house all night, and finally left one hundred yuan.

9. I can’t solve anything that can be solved with money.

10. Every time I see a beggar shaking his bowl at me, I feel like he is showing off his wealth to me.

11. I really just want this kind of friend who has no interests. When I have money, I will treat you to eat good food. When I have no money, I will go to you and you will take me there. Chidong

12. Empty pockets and heavy bank card debts.

13. Weight. Short of money. I hate you both.

14. Finally found a leaf that can be used as pants.

15. Please help me click Pinduoduo.

16. I just caught a little cockroach, and MLGB finally opened the door to meat in the past six months.

17. Ditches are easy to dig, but pits are hard to fill.

18. Fortunately, I still have the northwest wind to drink from, otherwise I would have starved to death!

19. No, you can’t buy another oven. You are already so poor that you have to eat dirt.

20. Today I heard someone say that power and money = man. I wonder, is it not a man if he has no money and no rights?

21. iPhone11 is really hard to grab. Every time After making the reservation, I realized I had no money when I checked out.

22. Ashan: I am a person who talks on paper. I have ideals and ambitions, but I don’t have any money. A funny copywriting for a circle of friends crying that I have no money and being poor (Part 2)

23. There is an old saying that goes like this, you want to become a fairy even if you don’t even eat. I'm so hungry, the bed is so warm, and I really want to sleep for the day.

24. Grain is exchanged for money, money is exchanged for grain, borrowing a stone will cost a house.

25. I can only live by chewing my nails every day.

26. When you are tired outside, you are hungry at home.

27. Forget it, this dress doesn’t suit me.

28. I have been chasing you for 28 years. Although I still haven’t succeeded, I will persevere. Come on!

29. How to transfer the money in my head to my mobile phone is so annoying.

30. I have been particularly eager to shop recently. I paid a lot of deposits on Double Eleven, but I am going to have to spend a lot of time.

31. Whether you are short of money or not can be seen from afar.

32. Because I am short of money, I need to celebrate the New Year because there are red envelopes during the New Year.

33. There is a party today, are you going? You go ahead, I won't go.

34. I really hate you both for your figure and lack of money!

35. There is not a tile above and not an inch of soil below.

36. It’s so sad. People like me, who have no money and no status, are always looked down upon by others. I feel sorry for myself.

37. Working as a helper makes no money and only makes you happy.

38. If the air were not free, I would definitely not be alive now.

39. Those who have money are browsing Taobao, and those who have no money are browsing Weibo.

40. The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and when you look back, you will eat dirt.

41. The less money I have, the more I want to spend money. In the past two months, I have been so poor that I have to eat dirt.

42. Helpless and short of money, unaware of the prosperity of the market.

43. It’s cold in the wind, and the poor are poor in their rent.

44. Use two words to describe my Double 11 night, go to bed early.

Funny copywriting for a circle of friends crying about having no money and being poor (Part 3)

45. Be careful when you walk across the lawn, don’t step on the dirt that I will eat this month.

46. The carpenter’s house has no stool to sit on, and the oil seller combs her hair with water.

47. Things other than money can never be repaid.

48. Worship money because you are short of money, and be jealous because you don’t have it.

49. One load breaks my waist, and there is no firewood at home.

50. I’m sorry, I can’t give you the life you want.

51. Is money paper? I always use coins!

52. It never rains for a hundred days, and people never end up poor or rich, with average skin and flesh.

53. I don’t have money or material to love you, but I will use my life to love you.

54. I owe my friend ten yuan and it takes a month to pay it back.

55. In fact, I was quite thin when I was a child. Later, when I went to school, I became what I am now by saying, "Who knows, every grain of Chinese food on the plate is hard work."

56. Thousand-year-old tiles have their turnaround, and no poor person will ever be poor.

57. Online banking is really convenient. You don’t have to go to the bank on a cold day. You can just turn on the computer at home and check that there is still no money in the bank card.

58. I’m so hungry and want to eat egg fried rice, but my brother is watching Running Man and doesn’t want to help me fry it.

59. You cannot drink tap water, and you cannot eat unwashed apples. You can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

60. Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? Now there was nothing to eat.

61. I can lie down at home on weekends, but if I move too much, I will get hungry easily.

62. My idea is very simple, make more money and find someone who will fall in love with me because of my money, rather than simply because of my kindness, integrity and beauty.

63. Can you let me win the lottery? I really don’t have much money left after paying off my flowers. I am too poor to afford food.

64. I felt unwell, so I checked online. After checking, I wrote a will.

65. A person with long hands and short sleeves is a poor person.

66. Life is like this, he is teasing you, but you take him seriously.

67. When I make friends, I don’t care whether they are poor or not. They are definitely not as poor as me. Talk about being very poor without money. Talk about the reality of not having money.

1. Time will go further and further away. Where will we be then? Will you be by my side?

2. Doesn’t anyone think that the director of The Metamorphosis is very inhumane? Every staff member can contribute 100 to pay for Grandpa’s illness. Why should he make a good man cry?

3. Being in pain but not speaking is a kind of wisdom, smiling but not speaking is a kind of open-mindedness.

4. Love is based on money. This is not news; money cannot buy true love. This is not old news either.

5. You are the angel among the devils, so you sent me a broken heart.

6. He is now impoverished, but he still never forgets to study abroad.

7. Please don’t use money and status to judge my friends

8. Even if Chris has no money, no house, no car, he still has Megni

9. In fact, every road leading to the sunshine is full of ups and downs.

10. What you want is a diploma, and what I want is society. What you want is knowledge, and what I want is money. We don’t belong to the same type of people! ! ! ?

11. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you have a lot of free time every day.

12. Money can do many things, but it cannot do everything. We should know its domain. And confine it there; even kick them back when it wants to go further.

13. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money!

14. Now I feel that I was so naive when I was a child. I didn’t have the benefits, money, and power + that I have today (everything is carefree)

15. This is the benefit of having so many people in China, no need to think about it As long as you go to places where new users are densely populated, you can make money from repeat customers.

16. Those who have no money always think that the money of rich people is bought with love, and those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

17. Reality tells me that I can’t even keep friends without money

18. Sometimes God doesn’t give you what you want, not because you don’t deserve it, but because you deserve it. Better.

19. You don’t have to forget the past, but you must let go of the past.

20. No matter how much wealth China has, if divided by 100 million people, it will be pitifully small; no matter how small China’s problems are, if multiplied by 100 million people, it will be huge.

21. Only those who have no money and no career have time to improve their life realm.

22. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind, or because the tree does not want to stay?

23. Qixia: Only a villa built with money will be warm. A simple and simple nest will be even warmer with the integration of love

24. Sometimes, know how to avoid problems A person who knows how to solve problems is better than a person who knows how to solve problems.

25. There are only a few pieces of broken furniture in the house, so it is really a bare house.

26. Time has put us together and torn us apart.

27. Friends have two sides. Some can give you warmth, while others can only make you feel cold. Even if you have been hurt by a friend, you should be happy that at this age when you have no money, no power, no power, everyone can come together for no real reason. When it feels right, it sticks tight, and when you get tired of it, you walk far away. You can't blame anyone. People live for themselves. Don't try to keep people who leave. Be optimistic about the people around you and let them truly understand your goodness. If you can't live without each other, that's what true friends are.

29. I can’t help but feel sad, so I slowly learn to hide it.

30. What to do if you are hungry? Have a hot pot! What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach! What to do if you have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if I miss you? Go to the pig pen and have a look!

31. When I was a child, I often wet the quilt, and when I grew up, I often cried and wet the pillow.

32. It is said that if a man has no money, he will become unfavorable.

33. Don’t let go of my hand no matter what I say.

34. He made a fortune in business, but he was penniless when he died.

35. Thinking about recovering what should not be recovered is worse than cherishing what should be cherished.

36. If you don’t have money, look for me. If you have money, don’t bother me. But the words “friend” are separated by money.

37. When you have money, you spend money; when you have no money, you worship God.

38. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt!

39. Don’t deny a person’s ability because of trivial things.

40. A woman can live without money, but cannot live without dignity; a woman can live without love, but cannot live without self-esteem. A woman's noble capital is dignity!

41. What is the most terrifying thing in the world? God’s reply: There is no upper limit on food intake and no lower limit on performance; if social interaction fails, lazy people look forward to reaching the top. He is ugly but has a controlled appearance, he has few friends and prefers to stay at home; he is always hypocritical when he is single, and he is willful when he has no money.

42. Money can buy a house but not a home, it can buy a marriage but not love, it can buy a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the source of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

43. Among the rich second generation, it is not the money you earn, it is the money earned by your father.

44. Half of the money I spend on advertising is wasted. The worst part is, I don’t know which half.

45. When he was in poverty, he went to visit Nasreddin, a kind and wise old man who often helped people out of trouble.

46. The three most unpalatable bowls of noodles in life: human faces, feelings, and scenes.

47. A successful husband is one who has more money than his wife can spend all of it; a successful wife is one who finds this kind of husband.

48. Yuxin: The same bottle of drink costs 2 yuan in a convenience store and 60 yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, a person's value depends on his location.

49. Happy New Year.

In 20xx, I want to wish you good health and happiness, a happy family, endless money, and easy work. Come and give me a flower.

50. Don’t call me stingy because I have no reason to be generous with my parents’ money.

51. What’s the use of wearing a piece of clothing that costs 30,000 yuan? Clothes worth three yuan are worth wearing worth thirty thousand yuan.

52. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

53. Online banking is really convenient. You don’t have to go to the bank on a cold day. You can just turn on your computer at home and find out that there is still no money in your bank card.

54. City girls who are rich in content long for love, while country girls long for money and material things.

55. I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, health is also good.

56. Love and money are both good things, but the combination of the two may not produce sweet wedding candy.

57. I can live without a boyfriend, and I can live without money, but I can’t live without you. Once upon a time, it was difficult to make a difference in the ocean.

58. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as you

59. The money in our hands is a tool to maintain freedom, and the money we pursue is to make ourselves A tool for slavery.

60. The college entrance examination is the first big boss in life. Brothers, prepare yourself for the ultimate move! Must win!

61. Deleting everything about your predecessor is a sign of respect for the next one.

62. You are obviously not a stranger, but you pretend to be stranger than a stranger. .

63. Money determines poverty, and life span depends on people’s hearts.

64. Back then, if you didn’t go to college, you would be poor for the rest of your life, but now you will be poor immediately after going to college.

65. Women always say that men become bad when they have money. I want to ask, do you want a man who has no money and is not bad? Love?

66. If love is not decorated with money, love is the natural beauty of naked body.

67. We always think that love is much more noble than money, but we refuse to admit that both of them are desires.

68. Do you like going to the supermarket? Why don't you like it? I have no money and no one to accompany me.

69. He said that later on we all learned to be calm. But no one's youth goes smoothly

70. The last time she and her children had a meal was a day ago, and the food was shared with the poor neighbors.

71. Only when you have been stupid can you know how to persist and give up at the right time;

73. If you have money, you will be surrounded by a bunch of dogs, but if you don’t have money, it will be difficult to move even an inch.

74. School is like a watch. You can go to school if you pay money.

75. God gave me a low-key face, but it cannot hide that I have a heart that can win.

76. The distance between a blessing and a smile is far greater than the blur between people. Acquaintance is fate, and knowing each other is a blessing in life.

77. I am not RMB, so I cannot be liked by everyone.

78. It’s been a long time for everything to turn into smoke.

79. Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be happy. In this kind of situation where you have no money, no power, no advantage. At Quan's age, everyone came together for nothing.

80. Monday is so far from Friday, and Friday is so close to Monday. This is unscientific!

81. It’s not that I don’t want to be a lady, it’s that life and money force me to become a shrew.

82. When we are poor, we truly love each other; when we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by previous poverty, or is it overwhelmed by current wealth?

83. It is better to be poor and find a wife who loves you than to be rich and find a wife who loves your money.

84. Links are like money. They only generate value after they are circulated.

85. Time is really a warm and cold friend. It depicts growth and perhaps takes away a lot of the original self.

86. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you grow up? Does it matter if you don’t look good?

87. Once you have money in your hands, the boundaries between consumption and waste are blurred.

88. A man has money and everything, plus loneliness.

89. When you have no money, your wife is also your secretary; when you are rich, your secretary is also your wife.

90. Live in your own heart, don’t live in the eyes of others.

91. There is no past or future in time, only the present.

92. When someone tells you that it is not about money but about principle, nine times out of ten it is about money.

93. When you are young, don’t despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there will be many days when you will have no money in the future.

94. On the bus, I dropped two coins on the ground. I was about to pick them up when the uncle sitting next to me picked them up. I thought he would return them to me, but he just pretended to It’s in your pocket! I thought to myself that the uncle might not have money to take a bus, so forget it! After a while, the conductor came over. When I took out two more coins and wanted to hand them to the conductor, the uncle took out four coins from his pocket and said leisurely: I paid for this girl's fare together! ! ! Uncle, what kind of trouble are you making...

95. I want someone to say to me when I am angry: I'm sorry, I made you angry. Eat quickly. Only when you are full can you have the strength to scold me.

96. Don’t say that there is no good man in the world. Don’t remember the person who abandoned you. After all, he once loved you and loved you. Tolerance will make you more beautiful.

97. A cup of tea changes the ups and downs of life, and a normal mind transcends thousands of worlds.

98. In the face of love, no one is right or wrong. There is only one who bows his head and admits his mistakes first.

99. A person who is not good-mouthed and sweet, but has no money.

100. You never know where your money went. In fact, you didn’t buy anything or eat anything, but the money just disappeared. A summary of sixty-seven inspirational writings to encourage students to overcome stress

A collection of inspirational writings to encourage students to overcome stress (Part 1)

1. In life, there are too many things that are necessary , too much helplessness. Learn to be optimistic and don't let trivial matters crowd out happiness; don't let pressure affect your mood; don't let your emotions dull your smile. Only by knowing how to withstand pressure can you stay strong in life.

2. If you don’t understand that it is the string in your hand that determines the penetrating power of the arrow, you will never understand the secret of success.

3. Bits and pieces of pain and joy, many misses, tiny changes, combine to create a life path. On the road of life, the experience of every step allows us to see life bit by bit through the little things in life. Looking at the accumulation of every bit of experience in life bit by bit, a brilliant life is created.

4. The best exam in the world is coming soon. China’s college entrance examination has a lot of candidates. If you want to do well in the exam, you must have skills before the exam. I will give you a few "good" ones for you to take. Reference: I hope you will review well before the exam, stay in good condition, have good rest and sleep, have a healthy mentality, and perform well in the exam. The college entrance examination is coming, I wish you are well prepared! Good results in the college entrance examination!

5. The reason why fountains are beautiful is because the water has pressure. The waterfall is spectacular because of the water drop. The same goes for human growth and progress. Without pressure, if a person's potential cannot be developed, his wisdom cannot blossom, and the biggest loss is himself. Give yourself a little pressure occasionally and let yourself bloom at the right time. You will find that you are actually very good and extraordinary.

6. As long as a person pursues strongly and persistently, he can achieve his goal.

7. Establish the concept of lifelong education and build a characteristic education system.

8. Learn to be a real person and learn to seek true knowledge.

9. Everyone can give a basic definition of joy, and ultimately we will ask the question: What is joy? From ancient times to the present, everyone has his own happiness: Li Bai's happiness is writing poetry; Yi An's happiness is writing lyrics; Qu Yuan's happiness is serving the motherland with all his actions; Yao Ming's happiness is playing basketball. What is your joy? Is it flying a kite? play soccer? Or play Cuju? And I want to tell you, my joy is: learning.

10. “Race every second to review skillfully, study hard and practice hard to achieve good results”, “Who else would win the title than me?”

11. I spent today doing nothing, which is the tomorrow expected by those who died yesterday.

12. Work pressure, but there are many things involved, complicated dangers, big tasks, urgent tasks, life pressure, but there is no money to dress, quarrels, husband, mother, and children have different opinions. Regular arrangements, frequent communication, more organization, and more reunions , I have time to be reasonable and the pressure is far away.

13. The secret to getting high scores in the college entrance examination is to lose less points!

14. Truth does not need color, and beauty does not need to be painted.

15. Life is wonderful only under pressure. It can withstand success and failure. Success makes you feel wonderful, and failure tempers your spirit. The two combine to compete with each other and live a wonderful life.

16. If you choose the sea, go ride the wind and waves;

17. Top students show off their grades, goddesses show off their selfies, rich people show off their wealth, models show off their figures, and I show off the sun.

18. Stress is unavoidable when people walk in the world; excessive stress is harmful to the body and mind, and will be unhealthy physically and mentally in the long run; to relieve stress and disperse tension, scientific stress relief is the most important; between everyone Each one is different and suitable for you.

19. Work together to achieve great results

20. When you are depressed, stressed or angry, pretending to smile can help release bad emotions and is beneficial to your body and mind. Human emotions are ever-changing. When encountering setbacks or unsatisfactory things, you will feel inexplicably depressed. However, if you often maintain a bad mood, your heart will be surrounded by negative emotions, which is not good for your physical and mental health.

21. A brave person is his own best friend.

22. If a person wants to succeed, he must work hard and fight hard. More importantly, he must not be easily discouraged in order to succeed. Inspirational copywriting to encourage students to overcome stress (Part 2)

23. Even if there is thousands of feet of snow in Kunlun, we will still cut it off.

24. I have to study again, and the pressure you put on me in the college entrance examination is really the most painful for me

25. I have to face challenges with the most confident smile.

26. Mentality determines destiny, confidence leads.

27. If someone without an umbrella walks next to someone with an umbrella, no matter how close they are, they will not be able to escape the rain and will get even wetter. It's better to hide far away, even if you don't have an umbrella, the rain will pass and the sky will clear up. Even if you are not close, you can still have your own sunny world.

28. If you waste a minute today, you will regret it for the rest of your life tomorrow.

29. You must learn and understand to be your own psychologist, constantly relieve yourself of stress and encourage yourself. Develop more good interests and hobbies, read inspirational books and periodicals, and make friends with good teachers and helpful friends. Many times, others may not be able to help us, and we still need to walk the road ourselves.

30. Hope does not matter whether it is there or not. It is like the road on the ground. In fact, there is no road on the ground. When there are more people walking, it becomes a road.

31. At this moment, every day’s life is simple and joyful. I am accompanying my wife and waiting for the birth of my child. I am nervous and excited. Occasionally listening to CDs can relax and relieve stress. It is indeed a good way. , you can also use the master for prenatal education, and you can achieve multiple goals with one stone, so why not do it.

32. Health is the greatest wealth, and knowledge is the eternal pursuit.

33. Keep a normal mind, create a good environment, raise a smile, and face the college entrance examination with ease

34. After the exam, the students who studied well said that I passed the exam. Students who do not study well say *! It's over.

35. If you don’t work hard and win, your life will be in vain; if you don’t struggle or win, your life will be in vain; if you are not bitter or tired, the third year of high school will be boring.

36. Let me be reborn in Nirvana and shine brightly today!

37. People are humble because they are knowledgeable, and they are powerful because they have the courage to sacrifice.

38. Life cannot be deceived. A person must live an aboveboard life.

39. Be true to yourself and strive for the first place.

40. No matter how young we are, we have to bear social pressure, study hard, learn to be strong, and live shamelessly!

41. More hard work today and more laughter tomorrow

42. Paying close attention to the basics is the foundation of success, and perseverance is the guarantee of victory

43. Class xx: The people of Class 17, the soul of Class 17!

44. Never worry about what has happened and what has not happened.

Worrying about a fait accompli that has already happened will not help. If something has not happened, you can only rely on subjective assumptions and cannot deduce the direction of things, which only adds to worries. Inspirational copywriting to encourage students to overcome stress (Part 3)

45. All victories are insignificant compared with the victory of conquering oneself.

46. You are like a growing sapling. During the growth process, some branches and leaves may wither and turn yellow, or you may be infected with viruses. The teacher is the pruner who cuts off the dead branches!

47. Only with a dedicated mind can you embroider flowers, and only with a calm mind can you weave linen. There are roads in the mountain of books, and diligence is the path, and there is no limit to the sea of ??learning, and hard work is the boat.

48. There is no rehearsal in life, only live broadcast.

49. If I could study as seriously as you do, I would definitely be among the top ten in the grade without any pressure.

50. Great achievements are directly proportional to hard work. There is a harvest for every labor.

51. Love the motherland and serve the motherland. They gathered quickly for the flag-raising ceremony, listened quietly and meditated, and used practical actions to defend the dignity of the national flag. Prove that you are a person of national pride.

52. People who grow up under the pressure of constant supervision cannot be expected to be versatile, creative, courageous, or confident.

53. Competition plays a promoting role whether it is for the country, the nation, the enterprise, or the individual. So, everyone, take action quickly, show your confidence, courage and strength, fight with the strong man around you, and try your best to defeat him.

54. I am a person who cherishes time like gold. I will never waste any precious time. "The lights are on at three and the chicken is on the fifth" will be a true portrayal of my hard work.

55. Eleven years of hard work and hard work will reward your ambition; a hundred days of hard work will lead to a great success.

56. Success is never easy, and you must work harder.

57. Success never likes to meet lazy people, but wakes up lazy people

58. A person's bankruptcy is despair, and his wealth is hope.

59. The situation of the enterprise is very complicated, so it should have the courage and determination of a strong man to break his arm. Because of this letting go, it reduces a lot of pressure and drag on him, making him more powerful and looking for better things. opportunities to develop.

60. If you don’t have a mile guard, it will be difficult to sprint for 100 meters if you take up time.

61. The pond is filled with the fragrance of lotus flowers, and you are arriving gracefully. The fragrance refreshes the heart and spleen, and the face is full of joy. The whole family is happy, relatives and friends celebrate together. Neighbors gave thumbs up and wrote about today's events. Don’t forget to work hard and continue studying. With a high heart and high aspirations, you will become a hero in the future.

62. All the sweat you put in will become gifts in the future. In the future, you will definitely thank yourself for working hard now.

63. The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

64. Only when there is a high-level collective can there be a high-level individual.

65. A united team, the crown of the elite, surpass ourselves and move forward courageously!

66. I sincerely say that there is nothing good about studying in the top class. Everyone is smarter than the other. Everyone will not be as simple as being nice to everyone in elementary school. A funny copywriting in the circle of friends that makes fun of one's own poor situation. Sixty-one Sentences

A funny copywriting for a circle of friends that makes fun of one’s own poor situation (Part 1)

1. When I make friends, I don’t care whether they have money or not. They are all richer than me anyway. .

2. Just kidding, how could I let you go? It’s too late for me to kill you.

3. The boat is afraid of encountering headwinds, and people are afraid of being poor.

4. The soil after the rain is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky to the teeth, but overall it is not bad.

5. Grind bones and nourish intestines.

6. I am poor and undressed, but I am worried that the weather will be cold.

7. Waiter: Hello, your total consumption is XX yuan. Should I pay by cash or by card? Me: Can you wash the dishes?

8. Eat bran vegetables for half a year and grain for half a year to survive the famine.

9. In life, some people always keep a straight face. Do you want to scare someone to death, or can you scare someone to death? Just make it uncomfortable for yourself.

10. There is a party today, are you going? You go ahead, I won't go.

11. I usually eat enoki mushrooms because they can be eaten repeatedly.

12. When can it rain? I need to wash my hair properly.

13. I really hate you both for your figure and lack of money!

14. Who said I am poor? I am just a price-sensitive consumer.

15. The mission is over. I am no longer the person I was 2 hours ago. I am so poor that I have insomnia.

16. Congratulations on completely watching the four-hour Spring Festival Gala, which has defeated 99% of the users across the country.

17. I finally understand why we need to turn back and forth during military training at the beginning of school, because only in this way can we tan more evenly.

18. I have a disease of poverty and need money for treatment.

19. Sorry, you have to return the phone to others after answering this question.

20. The poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting richer. This is absolutely true. In today’s society, it is really difficult to make a living without money. There are opportunities everywhere with money. A funny copywriting for a circle of friends that makes fun of one's own poor situation (Part 2)

21. There are 5 people in our family, and we sleep with a Band-Aid on them.

22. Never received a scam call!

23. Labor and capital are not short of money or love. What I am short of is myself.

24. My sister never speaks human language, what she always talks about is mythology.

25. One load breaks my waist, and there is no firewood at home.

26. Just got out of prison and had to find a way to get in again.

27. I heard that everything is cheap on Double Eleven, so why don’t you stay with me and treat me as a bargain?

28. Grow up, the past is gone, if you don’t grow, the future is gone.

29. The sickle hit the wall and there was no food in the house.

30. If you think it’s going to rain, put some clean clothes on your body and wait for it to go out.

31. If my life was compared to a movie, then I think the title of the movie should be, A Poor Life.

32. When a beggar shakes his bowl at me, I think he is showing off his wealth to me.

33. Dogs eat pig shit just because they are hungry.

34. I really just want this kind of friend who has no interests. When I have money, I will treat you to eat good food. When I have no money, I will go to you and you will take me there. Chidong

35. What I smoke depends on what other people throw cigarette butts.

36. Some people appear to be silent on the surface, but in fact they are crying over the final payment.

37. People who are poor are not poor, but they are afraid of poverty and incompetence.

38. I am not a famous person, so how come everyone loves me.

39. Fortunately, oxygen is free, otherwise I don’t know if I would have survived.

40. When the poor are sick, the King of Hell collects debts. A funny copywriting for a circle of friends that makes fun of my own poor situation (Part 3)

41. For the sake of the unborn four-legged gold-eating beast, I may have voluntarily eaten dirt.

42. In my current state, I am an idiot, a scumbag, a fool, with no money, no looks, no height, and no partner.

43. There is not half a liter of rice in the day, and there is not half a liter of quilt at night.

44. How to transfer the money in my head to my mobile phone is so annoying.

45. When I was paid today, I started counting the money with some saliva on my fingers. After counting the money, the saliva was still wet.

46. The iPhone 11 is so hard to grab. Every time I make a reservation, I find myself out of money.

47. Don’t get sick, not even a cold.

48. When I give birth to a son in the future, I want his name to be "so handsome". Then when others see me, they will say "what a handsome daddy".

49. I don’t have money or material to love you, but I will use my life to love you.

50. Destroy the east wall and repair the west wall, but you will still live in a broken house.

51. Horses are weak because they are thin, and people who are not romantic are just poor.

52. They say: Just be content with the situation, fine. If you don’t have money, will you be content? That's hard to move even an inch!

53. The price of impulse. There are nearly 10 prepaid packages on Double Eleven, and I will soon be spoiled for choice.

54. What’s wrong with young people? No matter how rich you are, you will still be poor in the long river of history.

55. I am so poor that I can only look at the things I want to buy again and again.

56. I dare not include symbols when typing for fear of wasting traffic.

57. Metamorphosis really came to the village to find me.

58. Wine is empty. Sex is empty. Wife leaves with someone else; money is empty. Air is empty. Mobile phone has no money to recharge.

59. If you don’t have money, you will really be looked down upon. If you don’t have money, no one will care about your feelings. Regardless of family and friendship, if you don’t have money, you will be bullied.

60. I am in charge of my youth, but my money is not reliable.

61. This is how society is: if you have money, there will be a bunch of dogs behind you, but if you don’t have money, it will be difficult to survive in society.