1. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you!
2. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?
3. Rich people eventually get married.
4. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves, deceiving others, and being deceived.
5. You are not afraid of being used, but you are afraid of being useless.
6. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.
7. If a woman pleases herself, she will be beautiful, but if a man pleases himself, he will be poor!
8. Despite the green hills, there is still no firewood
9. Strongly protest against the TV series being inserted during commercial breaks!
10. Even if God does not give me any great responsibility, it will still tax my mind and my muscles...
11. When I have no money, I eat wild vegetables at home; when I have money, I eat wild vegetables at home. , eating wild vegetables in the hotel
12. My principle is: I will not offend others unless they offend me; if they offend me, I will get angry!
13. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.
14. Occasionally, you will feel good if you are silent for a while, but if you are silent for a while, life will be miserable.
15. The generation gap is--I asked my dad: What do you think of " How about "Chrysanthemum Terrace"? Dad thought about it and said: I have never drunk it!
16. A quick look at you may not make you any good, but a closer look is worse than a quick look at you.
17. You can’t eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man is eaten in one bite!
18. A woman who knows a little about a man ends up becoming his wife, and a woman who knows everything about a man ends up becoming an old woman.
19. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne.
20. When problems arise, first look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the earth’s lack of gravity for constipation.
21. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained and I drowned.
22. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.
23. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.
24. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press ctrl c, and then ctrl v continuously.
25. People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.
26. If being rich is also a mistake, I would rather make the same mistake again and again.
27. If marriage is the tomb of love, then I expect someone to bury me.
28. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try several times on surrounding trees.
29. Everyone has at least one dream and a reason to be strong.
30. Mature people don’t ask about the past, smart people don’t ask about the present, and open-minded people don’t ask about the future.
31. Love is like two people holding a rubber band. The one who gets hurt is always the one who is unwilling to let go!
32. If the heart has no place to rest, it will wander wherever it goes!
33. After meeting me, you will suddenly discover: It turns out that being handsome can be so specific!
34. When you didn’t study when you were a child, your mother said: When you grow up, you will be married to Wang Laowu who sells pork. Now I educate my daughter: study hard and only when she grows up can she marry the pork seller Wang Laowu.
35. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. When I ate the first one, I was shocked: Is there any more unpalatable dish in the world than this? I cried after eating the second one: It really does exist!
36. Cherish life--If God lets you live, he must have his arrangements.
37. In work, if you take a step back, the sky will be brighter; in love, if you take a step back, the sky will be empty.
38. We had a little disagreement: she wanted me to turn dirt into gold, and I wanted her to treat gold like dirt.
39. Mom said it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.
40. If a man doesn’t have the ability, don’t say that a woman is too realistic. If a woman doesn’t have the ability, don’t say that a man is too carefree.
41. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.
42. Many people have jumped off buildings recently, please be careful not to get hit.
43. Look into my eyes, and in addition to eye droppings, you will see perseverance and sincerity.
44. I will definitely be reincarnated as a woman in my next life, and then marry a man like me.
45. Sleep is an art - no one can stop me from pursuing art!
46. Not only do I own a car, I also drive my own car. Classic Quotations Network
47. There is gold under a man’s knee. I cut off the entire leg and couldn’t even find a piece of copper!
48. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!
49. Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!
50. What’s the use of being handsome! In the end, he wasn’t eaten by pawns!
51. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of sweet rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when one is named on the gold medal list.
52. Love is like playing basketball, there is offense, defense, and sometimes fake moves!
53. I stayed in bed in the morning, so I took out 6 coins from my pocket: if all the coins were heads, I went to class. After hesitating for a long time, I decided not to take the risk.
54. A successful husband is one who has more money than his wife can spend, and a successful wife is one who finds such a husband.
55. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have human thoughts. If a pig had a human mind, it wouldn't be a pig - it would be Bajie!
56. There is a monkey in the zoo that is so ugly that everyone vomits when he sees it. One day I went and I vomited; one day you went and the monkey vomited.
57. Others spend money to make money, but I spend money to make money.
61. When men have no money, they hate women for being tacky; when they have money, they hate women for being tacky.
62. I want to fall in love early, but it’s too late
63. I can’t play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking.
64. I have been sad and shed tears, and I have been heartbroken. This is the price of two.
65. You will never see the time when I love you the most, because I love you only when I can’t see you. Likewise, you can never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you cannot see me.
66. What makes you tired is not the mountains in the distance, but the grain of sand in your shoes!
67. Driving is not difficult, just worry about new people.
68. Happiness means scratching an itch when you feel itchy. Unlucky means being itchy but not being able to scratch it. What’s even more unfortunate is that for a long time, neither the soul nor the body can feel the itch that is about to move.
69. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn I harvested many handsome boys. Then I changed the name of the village to Handsome Boy Village, and I became the village chief as I wished.
70. Women are divided into two types: those who are married and those who are not married, and men are divided into two types: those who marry voluntarily and those who are forced to marry.
71. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy.
72. Mistakes are temporary regrets, while misses are permanent regrets.
73. Economists say: only the flow of funds will increase value. Later I discovered that it was my funds that were flowing and other people’s funds that were increasing in value.
74. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin, and beautiful.
75. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.
76. Once I saw my second uncle buying vegetables, I blurted out: Second uncle, uncle is buying vegetables? The second uncle said: It’s such a big statement, and I wouldn’t even say it to a person.
77. Are you bored at work? Just toss a coin and play, go online if it's heads, go to sleep if it's tails, work if it's upright, work hard if it's tilted, apply for overtime if it falls to pieces, if two coins fall, throw it every day!
78. When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of a handsome guy. I couldn’t understand it. Later, my classmate brought me a mirror. Oh, suddenly I understand!
79. Comrades: Don’t speculate in stocks. The risk is too great. It is safest to make tofu - if it is hard, it is dried tofu, if it is thin, it is tofu brain, if it is thin, it is tofu skin. It's soy milk, but when it gets stinky, it's stinky tofu. It's a sure profit but not a loss.
80. The ideal of life is an ideal life.
81. Men deepen their friendship because of tobacco and alcohol, and women make their friendship deeper because of their complaints.
82. To love someone, you need to understand and forgive; you need to apologize and thank you; you need to admit your mistakes and correct them; you need to be considerate and considerate; you need to accept but not tolerate; you need to tolerate but not condone; It is to support rather than dominate; to express condolences rather than question; to confide rather than accuse; to unforgettable rather than forget; to communicate with each other rather than to explain everything; to pray silently for each other rather than to make many demands on each other. Classic Quotations Network
83. Don’t force a man to lie, he will hate you; don’t take his words seriously, you will hate him.
84. One day Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend, and he kept crying and crying, and finally sprouted
85. When a man deceives a woman, it is called teasing; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction. ; Men and women cheating on each other is called love.
86. Why do people have two ears? Grandma said: It can go in through one ear and out through the other. If the light can't get in and out, it can't be installed.
87. Let everything take its course, be calm when encountering difficulties, be calm when you are proud, and be calm when you are frustrated.
88. Above others, treat others as human beings; below others, treat yourself as human beings.
89. If you can still be impulsive, it means you are still passionate about life; if you are always impulsive, it means you still don’t understand life.
90. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to always have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life.
91. If you are not afraid of being used, you are afraid of being useless.
92. Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately - in the end he killed all the students.
93. You are not allowed to eat pork, just watch the pigs run away.
94. When paying wages, the accountant said to me: You should get your salary once every six months. The change is too little now.
95. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. . Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.
96. What is more precious than gold is integrity; what is broader than the sea is tolerance; what is more noble than mountains is morality.
97. A person may need very little in his life - a glass of water, a bowl of rice, and the words "I love you." But I hope: you poured the water, cooked the rice, and said I love you to me personally.
98. Life is like a card game! It’s not about catching a good hand, it’s about playing a bad hand.
99. When you point your fingers at others, please don’t forget that three of your own fingers are pointing at yourself.
100. Find a boyfriend who is like excel - hide if you want, filter if you want, delete if you want, if one is unhappy, I won’t save it!
101. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.
102. Sleeping is for working hard, and working is for sleeping.
103. If you want to succeed, you should use perseverance as your good friend, experience as your counselor, prudence as your brother, and hope as your sentinel.
104. A man who has no money is like a dish that lacks salt and lacks some flavor. Warm reminder: Too much salt is not good for physical and mental health.
105. My current dreams determine my future. So let’s sleep a little longer.
106. Many years ago, there would be a rainbow after the storm.
107. Nostalgia - not because of how good that era was, but because you were young at that time.
108. When I went to the hospital for a physical examination, I passed by the facial features department. After careful examination, the doctor wrote a handsome Chinese character on my physical examination form.
A classic sentence from Xiao Shenyang.
1. It’s annoying, don’t ask single men questions like this
2. I’m home and you’re still chasing me
3. Let me tell you about me Just tell me I'm wearing this casual outfit
4. I came back to burn paper for my father during the Qingming Festival last year. It was very late that day, so I was in a hurry so I wore my "casual" outfit. When I got to the intersection, I saw, eh Yeah, a lot of people were burning paper here. I held the paper and went in. The group of people burning paper at the graves looked at me and ran away. They even lost their shoes. It was the most disgusting thing. One of the eldest sisters even muttered: "Hey Oh my god, is it so fast? I just lit it and came here to get it? "What do you think you take me for?
5. Am I a boy or a girl? I am also conflicted.
6. Although I am not a celebrity friend, I have never been to countries around us, such as Malaysia, Thailand, Vietnam, Singapore, and Russia.
7. I am too rich That's right, I was a tailor in my previous life.
8. I have been consecrated ceremoniously
9. I was walking in a shopping mall and asked a waiter, how much did you sell these clothes for? She said, Yuan. I said, can you sell it for 1 yuan? She said yes, and then asked me to pay. I said, I don’t want to buy it, I just take a walk.
10. I have a green dragon on my left and a white tiger on my right, with a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my waist
11. Oh my god, I really miss this little bag of mine. I carry it out for shopping every day, and I just have sex and go shopping. Hey, sister, how much do you think I have in my pocket? Do you believe it? It’s discounted
12. I want to have fun watching the two-person show, but I want to make trouble. If you want to die, just watch football. If you want to die, just watch zg football.
13. One cuts thyroid hormone, the other doesn’t
14. If you bother me again, I’ll tie you up. Borrow arrows on a straw boat
15. In this golden autumn with red maple leaves
16. I have had enough with you in this life, I must find someone riding a white horse in the next life prince.
17. This feeling is that I am out of breath and I will soon be short of breath
18. I really want to kill this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough
19. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.
20. Take other people’s paths and leave others with nowhere to go.
21. As a typical failure, you are too successful.
22. It’s hard to swallow this bad breath without revenge. B: How can I let you die?
23. Where to eat? I have no money. B: Let’s go to a restaurant. Okay, I'll please----Water pipe
24. I'll just take a walk, I'm being naughty
25. Hello, aunt, aunt and husband
26 .Hey, old girl, why do you think this is? Why?
27. Hey, I said you don’t run when others run, right? You despise me, right? I said why don’t you run away, here I come
28. Even though I look abnormal, I am actually very talented
29. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, you think that I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.
30. Once you become famous, you still need to develop slowly. Look at the clothes I’m wearing. What, you said I don’t look good in red and green. Don’t look down on me. My clothes are all from specialty stores. Bought from a shroud specialty store.
31. Hello everyone, it’s about nine o’clock in the evening!
32. When you come to my class, you don’t need to keep applauding. Your wrist hurts my heart.
33. People say I look shabby, but my mother She is very curious about me. My mother said that when she took me to the park when I was a child, many people gathered around and asked my mother, "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" Now I have grown up
34. Can I say that I am stealing something about a scholar
35. Quotations from Shenyang, a colorful moonlight cable fart
1. If you like it, I’ll buy it for you... (After realizing the other person’s anger) Oh no, it’s “Brother, I’ll buy it for you!”
2. Oops, you won’t run if I tell others to run. Right, you despise me, right? I said why don't you? Here I am.
3. I was shopping in a shopping mall and asked a waiter, how much did you sell these clothes for? She said, Yuan. I said, can you sell it for 1 yuan? She said yes, and then asked me to pay. I said, I don’t want to buy it, I just take a walk.
4. The theme song of the famous American rock TV series Water Margin, The Flower Protector, is dedicated to everyone.
5. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!
6. Fart you colorful moonlight cable.
7. I just wander around and don’t look back no matter who calls me.
8. If you ask me which one I am, I will be nicknamed Xiao Gong Li.
9. If you ignore me, then I will become a dog and ignore you!
10. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.
11. If you want to be happy, watch Errenzhuan; if you want to be upset, watch football; if you want to die and be upset, just watch zg football.
12. Even if you are famous, you still have to develop slowly. Look at the clothes I am wearing. What, you said that my red and green colors don’t look good. Don’t look down on me. My clothes are all from specialty stores. Bought from a shroud specialty store.
13. The weather is good today, windy and rainy.
14. You are blind, this is a cotton condom.
15. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!
16. I have consecrated it ceremoniously.
17. Ah Bao’s is a sheepskin jacket, what do you think it is?
18. Hello everyone, it’s about nine o’clock in the evening.
19. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think that I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.
20. Let me tell you, I actually look nothing like you.
21. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!
22. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough.
23. Don’t thank me. How can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you?
24. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even used a beauty trick yet!
25. Three cobblers’ feet smell as bad as Zhuge Liang’s.
26. The sun comes out and shines on the earth to welcome everyone to the theater.
27. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own bicycle!
28. When I get home, you are still chasing me. A day passes when I close my eyes and open my eyes. A lifetime passes by when I close my eyes.
29. I hate it, don’t ask single men this kind of question.
30. Am I a boy or a girl? I'm conflicted too.
31. Come on, brother? I, Xiao Tang, well, I’m in the daughter’s country, so I slapped my mouth hard.
32. When you come to my class, you don’t need to keep applauding. Your wrist hurts my heart.
33. As a typical failure, you are really too It worked.
34. "Bah" smells shameless.
35. Don’t worry that something will happen if your girlfriend follows me—as soon as she lays an egg, we will step on it immediately and never let the principal or parents know!
36. Audience friends all said that I look like a pervert.
37. Don’t worry if you leave it to me, nothing can’t be wrong!
38. Oh my god, I miss this little bag of mine. I carry it out for shopping every day, and I just have sex and go shopping. Hey, sister, how much do you think I have in my pocket? Do you believe it? After discount.
39. People should not be judged by their appearance, and the sea water should not be diluted.
40. I came back to burn paper for my father during the Qingming Festival last year. It was very late that day, so I hurriedly put on my "casual" outfit. When I went to the intersection, I saw, eh, there are many people there. I held the paper between my hands and went inside. The group of people burning paper at the graves looked at me and ran away. They even lost their shoes. It was the most disgusting thing. One of the eldest sisters even muttered: "Oh my God, it's so fast." I just lit it and came here to get it? "What did you think of me?"
41. Mirrors always reflect light!
42. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!
43. Is there any use for being handsome? Maybe he'll be eaten by pawns!
44. Don’t be nervous, I am not a good person...
45. Can you say that a scholar is stealing?
46. There are so many people who despise me, who are you? Excerpts from Xiaoshenyang quotations
1. If you like it, I’ll buy it for you... (After realizing the other person’s anger) Oh no, it’s “Brother, I’ll buy it for you!”
2. Oops, I said you won’t run when others run, right? You despise me, right? I said why don’t you run? Now I’m here.
3. I was shopping in a shopping mall and asked a waiter, how much did you sell these clothes for? She said, Yuan. I said, can you sell it for 1 yuan? She said yes, and then asked me to pay. I said, I don’t want to buy it, I just take a walk.
4. The theme song of the famous American rock TV series Water Margin, The Flower Protector, is dedicated to everyone.
5. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!
6. Fart you colorful moonlight cable.
7. I just wander around and don’t look back no matter who calls me.
8. If you ask me which one I am, I will be nicknamed Xiao Gong Li.
9. If you ignore me, then I will become a dog and ignore you!
10. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.
11. If you want to be happy, watch Errenzhuan; if you want to be upset, watch football; if you want to die and be upset, just watch zg football.
12. Even if you are famous, you still have to develop slowly. Look at the clothes I am wearing. What, you said that my red and green colors don’t look good. Don’t look down on me. My clothes are all from specialty stores. Bought from a shroud specialty store.
13. The weather is good today, windy and rainy.
14. You are blind, this is a cotton condom.
15. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!
16. I have consecrated it ceremoniously.
17. Ah Bao’s is a sheepskin jacket, what do you think it is?
18. Hello everyone, it’s about nine o’clock in the evening.
19. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think that I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.
20. Let me tell you, I actually look nothing like you.
21. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!
22. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough.
23. Don’t thank me. How can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you?
24. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t used your beauty trick yet!
25. Three cobblers’ feet smell as bad as Zhuge Liang’s.
26. The sun comes out and shines on the earth, welcoming everyone to the theater.
27. Not only do I have a car, I also drive my own bicycle!
28. When I get home, you are still chasing me. A day passes when I close my eyes and open my eyes. A lifetime passes by when I close my eyes.
29. I hate it, don’t ask single men this kind of question.
30. Am I a boy or a girl? I'm conflicted too.
31. Come on, brother? I, Xiao Tang, well, I’m in the daughter’s country, so I slapped my mouth hard.
32. When you come to my class, you don’t need to keep applauding. Your wrist hurts my heart.
33. As a typical failure, you are really too It worked.
34. "Bah" smells shameless.
35. Don’t worry that something will happen if your girlfriend follows me—as soon as she lays an egg, we will step on it immediately and never let the principal or parents know!
36. Audience friends all said that I look like a pervert.
37. Don’t worry if you leave it to me, nothing can’t be wrong!
38. Oh my god, I miss this little bag of mine. I carry it out for shopping every day, and I just have sex and go shopping. Hey, sister, how much do you think I have in my pocket? Do you believe it? After discount.
39. People should not be judged by their appearance, and the sea water should not be diluted.
40. I came back to burn paper for my father during the Qingming Festival last year. It was very late that day, so I hurriedly put on my "casual" outfit. I went to the intersection and saw, eh, there are many people there. I held the paper between my hands and went inside. The group of people burning paper at the graves looked at me and ran away. They even lost their shoes. It was the most disgusting thing. One of the eldest sisters even muttered: "Oh my God, it's so fast." I just lit it and came here to get it? "What did you think of me?"
41. Mirrors always reflect light!
42. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!
43. Is there any use for being handsome? Maybe he'll be eaten by pawns!
44. Don’t be nervous, I am not a good person...
45. Can you say that a scholar is stealing?
46. There are so many people who despise me, who are you?