1. What kind of road cannot be walked?... (Answer: circuit)

2. Every move of Bobbi is inseparable from the rope, why? (Answer: Wavelet Compared to a puppet, (I don’t even understand this))

3. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he open his eyes? Close one eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

4. A student throws a coin into the air: if it lands on heads, go to the movies, if it lands on tails, go play billiards, and if the coin stands up, go to study. .

(Answer: Go study)

5. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dog doesn’t. Sweating)

6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What animal is it? (Answer: little tiger)

7. A monkey can Break a piece of corn. How many corns can a monkey break in 5 minutes in the orchard? (Answer: Not one)

8. A slip (tip: pay attention to the homophony) of three trees, and 10 Horses can only be tied singly but not both? (Answer: How to tie a horse)

9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (Answer: The heart is higher than the sky)

10. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: artificial satellite)

11. Three Jinxin, three water are called Miao, and three people are called the crowd, so what should the three ghosts be called? ? (Answer: Call for help)

12. When a fat girl is sick, what is she most afraid of when others come to visit her? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

13. What is better than others? Crows are more annoying? (Answer: crow's beak)

14. Who is the greatest person in our country? (Answer: the old man)

15. What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? (Answer: Insomnia)

16. Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

17. No matter how similar the twins are, someone will always be able to tell them apart. Who is this person? (Answer: Themselves)

18. Which train is the longest in the world besides trains? (Answer: Traffic jam)

19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus) )

20. Why doesn’t the egg break when you hit it against a stone? (Answer: Of course it doesn’t break when you hit an egg against a stone)

21. Which game is played backwards? (Answer: tug of war)

22. What is the relationship between your father’s sister’s cousin’s cousin’s father and your uncle’s son’s sister-in-law? (Answer: relative relationship)

23. What does the dentist rely on for food? (Answer: mouth)

24. He is obviously myopic, but he is also a famous greedy boy. If you put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the book, what do you think? What would you look at first? (Answer: Nothing to see)

25. A person who couldn’t swim fell into the water but didn’t drown. Why? (Answer: Wearing a life jacket)

26. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)

27. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. When they reach the finish line , which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs don’t sweat)

28. Chu Chu’s birthday is on March 30th. In which year is it March 30th? (Answer: March 30th every year)

29. Which sea does not produce fish? (Answer: Cihai)

30. The biggest shadow you have seen so far is What? (Answer: Dark night, which is the shadow of the earth)

31. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)

32. What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? (Answer: remove the two points of the word ice)

33. Xiao Wang is An excellent soldier, when he was on guard duty one day, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he is aiming)

34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

35. What thing climbs higher the hotter the weather? (Answer: Dimension meter)

36. What will increase by half after being inverted? (Answer: Number 6)

37. Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market cannot come)

38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees cannot jump)

39. A certain order is written on the paper. However, those who understand this text must not read the order.

So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: It is written above, do not read this article)

40. What will an air conditioner become if it falls from the building? (Answer: murder weapon)

41. Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words? (Answer: Of course it is more convenient to make phone calls than to write letters)

42. Two people live in the same house In the alley, they are only a few steps apart. They work in the same factory, but when they go to work every day, one always goes to the left and the other to the right. Why? (Answer: They live across the street)

43.Net When can you lift the water? (Answer: When the water turns to ice, of course you can lift it with a net)

44. Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: In bed)

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45. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it. One person can do it, but two people cannot do it together. What is this doing? (Answer: Dreaming)

46. How should you describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times? (Answer: all the hard work, wasted)

47. It takes three minutes for three children to eat three loaves. How long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety loaves? (Answer: It also takes three minutes, ninety children eat at the same time)

48. What kind of wheel only spins but does not move? (Answer: the wheel of a windmill)

49. What has to travel the farthest distance every day on the earth? (Answer: the earth)

50 .What is the earliest Chinese surname? (Answer: Shan)

51. Iron will rust if left outside, but what about gold? (Answer: It will be stolen)

52. When does 1+2 not equal 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

53. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps apart, and they are in the same factory. I go to work, but when I go to work every day, one always turns to the left and the other to the right. Why? (Answer: They live across the door)

54. It takes three minutes for three children to eat three loaves, ninety. How long does it take for children to eat ninety loaves? (Answer: It’s also three minutes, and ninety children eat it at the same time)

55. What kind of wheel only spins but doesn’t move? (Answer: The wheel of a windmill)< /p>

56. When is it better to raise your hands high? (Answer: When someone points a gun at your head)

57. Xiao Ming’s family lives in On the fifth floor, but the elevator was broken, and he didn’t take the stairs himself, he went up to the fifth floor and returned home. Is this possible? (Answer: The upstairs where his mother carried him on her back)

58. Earth What object has to travel the farthest every day? (Answer: The Earth (the Earth rotates once every day for four million kilometers))

59. A black, thick, and hard stick is inserted into It feels warm in the hole, and after it is pulled out, the customer will have to pay (an industry) (Answer: Roasted sugar cane)

60. It’s hard even if you lick it, and it’s hard even if you don’t lick it. I want to feel comfortable To sleep, rub it (something on the human body) first (answer: teeth)

61. A thing is short for Easterners and long for Westerners. After marriage, women can use this thing from men. Something that monks have but don’t use (answer: human, surname)

62. What is the hardest thing? Girls love it most, especially married women, they love it to death.

(Answer: Diamond)

63. Amin was bitten by a mosquito, one large and one small. Is the larger one bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes do not bite humans)

64. In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, you want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which thing should I order first? (Answer: Matches)

65. There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them will be imprisoned for one year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but only Locked up for two weeks, why? (Answer: Because the murderer will be dragged away to pay for his death)

66. Two people share five apples. What is the most fair way to divide them? (Answer: squeeze into juice)

67. Xiao Zhang accidentally hit a telephone pole and had a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed it. Yes, why? (Answer: Xiaokai hearse)

68. Why did a ferocious hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

69. In the zoo, the elephant has the longest trunk. What is the second longest trunk? (Answer: baby elephant)

70. When a person walks on the beach, why can’t he see his own footprints when he looks back? (Answer: Walk backwards)

71. What animal did you kill and bleed your blood? (Answer: mosquito)

72. Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? (Answer: three generations)

73. Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live in the same street. They always go to school together, but as soon as they leave home every day, one walks to the left and the other to the right. Come on, what's going on? (Answer: Their doors are facing each other)

74. In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in exactly the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. What's the reason? (Answer: The two test papers were both blank)

75. Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there is one month when she talks the least. Which month is that? (Answer: February)

76. There is a place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police dare to take action against it.

What is this place (answer: detention center)

77. The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the year, month, and day in the newspaper)

78. What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

79. If you have a hen that lays golden eggs, what should you do? (Answer: Stop dreaming)

80. A plane full of people fell from an altitude of 10,000 meters and crashed. Why was there no one injured? (Answer: No one was injured, they all fell to death)

81. If we want to make our dreams a reality, what will be the first thing we do? (Answer: wake up)

82. What don’t people like to eat? (Answer: suffer a loss)

83. Others told Adan why her clothes were unbuttoned. She doesn't care, why? (Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons)

84. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person, why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (Answer: While sleeping)

85. Lover’s card, birthday card, big and small cards, which card should be sent to a woman to win her favor the most? (Answer: credit card)

86. Xiao Wang My feet never touch the ground when I walk, why is that? (Answer: Because I am wearing shoes)

87. Where do you have to pay to speak? (Answer: make a phone call)

88. Dongdong’s father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)

89. Why do wild geese fly to the south in autumn? (Answer: If they go, Which is too slow)

90. What door can never be closed? (Answer: football goal)

91. What is more annoying than a crow? (Answer: Crow's Mouth)

92. There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)

93. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

94. What thing climbs higher the hotter the weather? (Answer: Thermometer)

95. An old lady got on the bus, why didn’t anyone give up her seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

96. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brushing dentures)

97. Which one is more painful to hit the head with coconut or watermelon? (Answer: My head hurts)

98. What product has the manufacturing date and expiration date on the same day? (Answer: newspaper)

99. Why is there a hospital that never treats people? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

100. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right and makes three circles in place, then turns back and makes three circles in place, and then turns right again. At this time Where is its tail facing? (Answer: Facing the ground) Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua’s body)

Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? (Answer: Afraid of biting your own hand)

What do you call a beautiful woman who does not have children after getting married because she is afraid of losing shape? (Answer: A peerless beauty)

Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuel? (Answer: Earth)

What is the first thing Santa Claus puts in his stocking on Christmas Eve this year? (Answer: his own feet)

The frustrated TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown. Why? (Answer: Love River)

Kangaroo and monkey compete in high jump.

Why did the kangaroo lose before it even started jumping? (Answer: Kangaroo jumps on both feet)

Why is there a sheep among a group of wolves? (Answer: There is a word for sheep in the word group)

It only takes one minute for the snail to travel from Shanghai to Beijing. Why? (Answer: On the map)

Hitting a dog depends on its owner, but what does it look like when hitting a tiger? (Answer: See if you have any seeds)

In the O position of Bu, Ren, Wang, O, and Wu, which word from East, South, West, and North should be filled in? (Answer: It should be west! Because the first few words include one, two, three and five respectively)

There are three brothers between the eldest and the youngest. Although they were born in the same year, the same month and the same day, they are not the same at all. Similar, why? (Answer: They are fingers)

After a sailor who has been wandering on the vast sea for more than half a year sets foot on the mainland, what does he most want to do next? (Answer: Step on another Feet)

What is another name for eggplant? (Answer: vegetables)

When do the tongue and tail of the cow meet? (Answer: In the restaurant)

What can you borrow without paying it back (Answer: Borrow light)

When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: Cut off one of the four corners Horn)

The angrier something is, the bigger it becomes? (Answer: Temper)

There is something that you can only hold with your left hand, but not with your right hand. This What is it? (Answer: right hand)

What is the biggest regret of Adam and Eve after they got married? (Answer: no one came to drink the wedding wine)

Why is a bottle labeled highly poisonous? Medicine is harmless to people? (Answer: As long as you don’t drink it)

A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why were only three people injured? (Answer: : Because of the signature of Banglao M)

Every couple has one absolute thing in common in life, what is it? (Answer: Getting married on the same day in the same year, the same month)

< p>What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

Why did Tongtong and Zhuangzhuang insist that Zhuangzhuang grew taller by drinking goat milk when they first met? Big? (Answer: The shape is a sheep)

Where has the fewest Buddha statues? (Answer: South, Namo Amitabha)

How long does it take to finish studying at Tsinghua University? University? (Answer: It only takes one second to read these four words Tsinghua University)

Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Because trees don’t jump at all!)

Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market will not come)

What can’t be lifted by a hundred men but can be lifted by one woman with one hand? (Answer: For example, an egg. It is impossible for a hundred men to lift an egg at the same time)

The ancient Chinese once soaked a blue coat in the Yellow River. What would happen? (Answer: The clothes got wet. )

Why do you pay 60 yuan for one item and 20 yuan for two of the same items? (Answer: Change for buying something worth 40 yuan with a hundred dollar bill)

The father, mother, brother and sister, there are only three people in a house. Why is this? (Answer: son, mother and uncle)

A man loves to drink, but he is also afraid of his wife. His wife stipulates that you must take off your shoes when entering the house, and he remembers it as if it were an imperial edict. One day I came back from drinking again. When I got to the stairs, I suddenly remembered my wife's words about taking off my shoes when entering the house. I hurriedly took off my shoes, held them in my hands, and walked to the fifth floor barefoot. I opened the door, shook my shoes and said to my wife: I remembered to take off my shoes today.

(Answer: You must take off your shoes)

What word is used all over the world? (Answer: Arabic numerals)

The hotter the weather, the higher something climbs? (Answer: Temperature)

What grows a tail at night? (Answer: Popularity)

What is the ceremony that a priest cannot preside over anyway? (Answer: his own funeral)

What are the main causes of divorce? (Answer: Marriage)

Wenwen was washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes were still dirty. Why? (Answer: He is washing other people's clothes)

When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: A quadrilateral, cut off one corner, and there are five more corners)

1 You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. What kind of melon can’t be eaten?

Answer: Fool

2 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? Answer:

The last child took the basin away

3 Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? Answer:

Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

4 In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person? Answer:

Barber

5 Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer:

Lao Wang is a barber

6 There is a word that everyone will pronounce incorrectly. What is this word? Answer:

This is the wrong word

7 Who does Xiaohua look most like at home? Answer:

Myself

8 What is the use of egg shells? Answer:

Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

9 What is something that you don’t have to fight hard to hit? Answer:

Yawn

10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, but two people cannot do it together.

What is this doing? Answer:

Dreaming

11 What should everyone do seriously every day? Answer:

Sleep

12 Who always Dare not take a bath Answer:

Clay figurine

13 Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student, why answer:

Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

< p>14 What kind of car is difficult to move? Answer:

Windmill

15 Which month has 28 days? Answer:

Every month has 28 days

16 Do you know what’s wrong with sleeping in class? Answer:

It’s not as comfortable as bed

17 What kind of wine can’t be drunk? Answer:

Iodine tincture

18 What kind of eggs can’t be beaten, cooked, and even eaten? Answer:

The zero egg obtained in the exam is "0"

19 What can you hit without exerting effort? Answer:

Doze

20 The train takes 6 hours from Beijing to Shanghai. After 3 hours of travel, where should the train be? Answer:

On the track

21 When will the clock stop running? Answer:

The clock will never run in the first place

22 Bookstore What books can’t be bought here? Answer:

Suicide note

23 What is the narrowest road? Answer:

The road between enemies is narrow

24 What cannot eat? Answer:

"East-West" direction

25 A man fell from a plane, why didn't he die? Answer:

The plane is parked on the ground

26 What flower blooms all year round? Answer:

Plastic flower

27 Which English letter does most people like to hear? Answer:

CD

28 Who never sees a doctor when sick? Answer:

Blind person

< p>29 Xiao Ming knows the answers to the test paper, so why does he still look at his classmates' answers frequently? Answer:

Xiao Ming is a teacher

30 Why can't he break an egg with a hammer? Answer:

Of course the hammer will not break

31 Who can easily knock down a boxing champion? Answer:

Sleepyhead

32 What is it that God doesn’t know and the earth knows, but you don’t know and I know? Answer:

The soles of the shoes are broken

33 A person is walking on the beach, but no footprints are found behind him. Why? Answer:

He is Walking backwards

34 A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer:

The truck driver was not driving

35 What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Answer:

Open your eyes

36 Can you write a red letter with a blue pen? Answer:

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36. What will increase by half after being inverted? (Answer: Number 6)

37. Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market cannot come)

38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees cannot jump)

39. A certain order is written on the paper. However, those who understand this text must not read the order.

So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: It is written above, do not read this article)

40. What will an air conditioner become if it falls from the building? (Answer: murder weapon)

41. Why are modern people increasingly dishonest in their words? (Answer: Of course it is more convenient to make phone calls than to write letters)

42. Two people live together In the alley, they are only a few steps apart. They work in the same factory, but when they go to work every day, one always goes to the left and the other to the right. Why? (Answer: They live across the street)

43.Net When can you lift the water? (Answer: When the water turns to ice, of course you can lift it with a net)

44. Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: In bed)

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You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it. One person can do it, but two people cannot do it together. What is this doing? (Answer: dreaming)

How should you describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times? (Answer: all the hard work you have done is wasted)

A divorced woman How should you describe a woman who has been married fifty times? (Answer: Ex-husband abandoned her)

It takes three minutes for three children to eat three loaves, and it takes ninety children to eat ninety loaves. How much time? (Answer: It is also three minutes, ninety children eat at the same time)

What kind of wheel can only spin but not move? (Answer: The wheel of a windmill)

What on earth What is the farthest distance something has to travel every day? (Answer: Earth)

What is the earliest Chinese surname? (Answer: Shan)

Iron will rust if left outside. What about the gold? (Answer: It will be stolen)

When does 1+2 not equal 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

Two people live together In the alley, they are only a few steps apart. They work in the same factory, but when they go to work every day, one always goes to the left and the other to the right. Why? (Answer: They live across the street)

Three children It takes 3 minutes to eat three loaves. How long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety loaves? (Answer: It also takes three minutes, ninety children eat at the same time)

What kind of wheel can’t just turn? Walk? (Answer: The wheels of a windmill)

When is it better to raise your hands high? (Answer: When someone puts a gun to your head)

Xiao Ming’s family lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken and he didn’t take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor and returned home. Is this possible? (Answer: The upstairs where his mother carried him on her back)

What object on the earth travels the farthest every day? (Answer: The earth (the earth rotates once every day is four million kilometers))

A black, thick, and hard stick Insert it into the hole and it will feel warm. When you pull it out, the customer will have to pay (an industry) (answer: roasted sugar cane)

It will be hard if you lick it, or if you don’t lick it, it will feel good To sleep, rub it (thing on human body) first (answer: teeth)

A kind of thing, the Eastern one is short and the Western one is long. After marriage, women can use the male thing. The monk has it but doesn't use it (answer: human, surname)

What is the hardest thing? Girls love it most, especially married women, they love it to death.

(Answer: diamond)

Amin was bitten by a mosquito, one large and one small. Is the larger one bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes do not bite humans)

In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, you want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. First, please Which one should I order? (Answer: Matches)

There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them is locked up for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but he is only locked up for two weeks. ,Why? (Answer: Because the murderer will be dragged away to pay for his death)

Two people share five apples. What is the most fair way to divide them? (Answer: squeeze into juice)

Xiao Zhang drove his car and accidentally hit a telephone pole and had a car accident. When the police arrived, there was a dead person in the car. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed him. Why? (Answer: Xiaokai hearse)

Why did a ferocious hungry cat run away when it saw a mouse? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

In the zoo, the elephant has the longest trunk. What is the second longest trunk? (Answer: baby elephant)

When a person walks on the beach, why can’t he see his own footprints when he looks back? (Answer: Walk backwards)

What animal did you kill and bleed out of you? (Answer: Mosquito)

Two pairs of father and son went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three hats? (Answer: three generations)

Xiaohong and Xiaoli are classmates and live on the same street. They always go to school together, but when they leave home every day, one walks to the left and the other to the right. What's going on? (Answer: Their doors are facing each other)

In a closely monitored examination, two students handed in exactly the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they were cheating. What's the reason? (Answer: The two test papers were both blank)

Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there is one month when she talks the least. Which month is that? (Answer: February)

There is a kind of place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police dare to take action against it. What kind of place is this? (Answer: Detention Center)

The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: year, month, day in the newspaper)

What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

What would you do if you had a hen that laid golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)

A plane full of people fell from an altitude of 10,000 meters and crashed. Why was there no one injured? (Answer: No one was injured, they all fell to death)

If we want to make our dreams a reality, what will be the first thing we do? (Answer: wake up)

What don’t people like to eat? (Answer: suffer a loss)

People told Adan why her clothes were unbuttoned, but she didn’t care. Why? (Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons)

Putting firecrackers in the crotch of his pants-----Hit a military item (Answer: bomb)

Condoms---- Name a place (Answer: Baotou)

Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person, why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (Answer: While sleeping)

Valentine Card , birthday cards, big and small cards, what kind of card should you send to a woman to win her favor the most? (Answer: credit card)

Xiao Wang never walks without his feet touching the ground. Why is this? ? (Answer: Because he is wearing shoes)

Where do you have to pay to speak? (Answer: make a phone call)

Dongdong’s father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital. , why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)

Which floor should you start from when building a building? (Answer: From the foundation)

Why do wild geese fly in autumn? Go south? (Answer: If you go, it’s too slow)

What door can never be closed? (Answer: Football goal)

What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

The woman does somersaults.

---Name a foreign city (Answer: Babylon)

There is a piece of natural black marble. On September 7th, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)

There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

What climbs higher when the weather gets hotter? (Answer: Thermometer)

An old lady got on the bus. Why didn’t anyone give up her seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brushing dentures)

Which one is more painful: coconut or watermelon? (Answer: My head hurts)

What product has the manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day? (Answer: newspaper)

Why is there a hospital that never treats people? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right and makes three circles in place, then turns back and makes three circles in place, and then turns right again. At this time, its Where is the tail facing? (Answer: Chao Di)

When a fat girl is sick, what are you most afraid of when others come to visit her? (Answer: Take care)

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: Go to heaven to occupy a place)

Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chickens lay eggs)

Vixens are best at confusing men, so What kind of "spirits" are obsessed with men and women together? (Answer: alcohol)

Xiao Zhang never walks without his feet touching the ground. Why is this? (Answer: Still wearing shoes and socks)

Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but did not dare to jump off.

why is that? (Answer: There is no water underneath)

Which tooth will erupt last? (Answer: Dentures)

Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to break up the fight)

Xiaohong and her mother are both in the same class. Why is this? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)

Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: The frog commits a breaststroke foul)

How long does it take to study at Peking University? (Answer: One dollar is enough)

Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who cannot repair clocks, to repair it for him? (Answer: Repair Xiao Ming)

What color are the teeth of babies born to black and white people? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

What should I do if I have a stick and want to shorten it without sawing, breaking or cutting it? (Answer: Compare the length of one with it)

How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: There is no zero in Roman numerals)

Can you use 3 and chopsticks to make a number that is larger than 3 and smaller than 4? (Answer: Make up pi∏)

Shasha claims to be an expert in identifying the age of hens. His trick is to use his teeth. Why? (Answer: Eat the chicken by mouth to identify the age of the hen)

What number should be added between the numbers 0 and 1 to make the number larger than 0 and smaller than 1? (Answer: Add one. Become 0.1)

What is said that fathers will not touch each other, but they will touch each other twice when they are called daddy? (Answer: upper lip and lower lip)

If one corner of a square table is removed, how many corners are left? (Answer: 5 dimes)

Mrs. Jin has always been outspoken, but what happened to make her suddenly hesitant? (Answer: Mrs. Jin was hesitating while eating sugar cane)

Please think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? (Answer: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night)

How should 24 people be arranged in 5 rows and 6 rows in the city? (Answer: Just arrange it in a regular hexagon)

On the bus ***, two people were having a lively conversation, but the onlookers couldn't hear a word. Why? (Answer: This is a pair of deaf-mute people)

Under what circumstances is a person truly at the mercy of others? (Answer: On the operating table)

The angrier something becomes, the bigger it becomes? (Answer: Temper)

Asked the doctor about the patient's condition, the doctor only raised 5 My family members cried when I pointed my fingers. What’s the reason? (Answer: three long and two short)

Why are people willing to buy fake things? (Answer: wig, dentures)

What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (Answer: water)

Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf)

A man fell into the river and struggled a few times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was not. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald)

The new socks Xiao Ming bought had a hole in them, but he didn’t go to the salesperson to change them. Do you know why? (Answer: Socks)

What did you obviously not do, but you were punished? (Answer: Homework)

What is it that no one wants to get? (Answer: Get sick)