Legal Sketch (Excellent Judge)
Number of actors: 4
Characters: Lao Liu (male), Lao Liu’s wife (female), Lao Zhang ( Male), Dean (male)
Clothing: uniform, plainclothes
Props: banner (supported by a horizontal wooden pole), chair, large vegetable basket, mineral water, small box
Opening: (Old Liu came up from the left side of the stage with a big basket and pulled Liu’s wife. Liu’s wife was very unhappy. She pouted and was too lazy to pay attention to Old Liu. Old Liu put up a pergola and walked to the right side of the stage. Wangwang)
Old Liu: (one word at a time) People - People - Law - Court! Wife, look, we’re here! arrive! (Laughing at the audience) We came all the way to the People's Court, not to redress our grievances but to repay our kindness. President Wang cared about the people and did practical things, and solved the big difficulties for our family! This time, I have to meet Dean Wang and express my feelings to him! (Pointing to the big basket with his finger) Old lady, you look so arrogant, you don’t come here to repay a favor but rather to collect a debt!
Liu’s wife: Is this like repaying a favor? Dean Wang has helped us so much, look at what you got! Two broken fish and one piece of pork are not too embarrassing!
Old Liu: You can insult me, but you can’t insult my meat and fish! The meat is the best pig croup that I asked the butcher next door to save for me, and the fish is the freshest big carp that I asked Lao Li, the fish farmer in the village, to choose for me! When people heard that I was coming to see Dean Wang, they didn’t want a penny, but you still said that! Your words hurt the feelings of the people too much!
Liu’s wife: They are embarrassed because our family is poor!
Old Liu: Are you stupid? Do you think he is a charity and a millionaire? This can only explain one problem -
Liu's wife: What?
Old Liu: Our Dean Wang is charming, but he doesn’t understand anything!
Liu’s wife: How sharp are you? Your IQ is 250, right? You can go alone. I'm going back. I feel embarrassed.
(As Liu’s wife said this, she was about to walk to the left side of the stage, but was grabbed by Old Liu)
Old Liu: Come back here! I said, old lady, now that the whole world is advocating democracy, why are you always the leader in our family? If you don't agree with me, I will break up with you. The more you live, the more disgusting you become! Isn’t it because I didn’t discuss the gift with you?
Liu’s wife: If it weren’t for Dean Wang, would we be able to get our money back? Can our famine end so soon? Yes, we are poor, but even if we are borrowing money, we should buy a gold necklace or something to give to others. That would show our sincerity, look at you! snort!
Old Liu: Are you stupid? Doesn’t Dean Wang know what’s going on in our family? Have you forgotten how concerned Dean Wang is about our affairs? I go to our house every day to learn about the situation! Rain or shine! If you borrow money to buy a gold chain, does that mean you are sincere? I think you are deliberately trying to make things difficult for others!
Liu’s wife: You! Okay, are you being stubborn with me? Okay, before you meet Dean Wang, you keep your distance from me, with me as the center, and you are not allowed to come closer within 3 meters, do you understand? (Flapping his nose with his hand) It’s fishy and smelly, I don’t want people to see me walking around!
Old Liu: No, we will be satisfied if we can see you once. The compensation you asked for helped us solve a big problem. We will never forget your great kindness in this life. I feel really sorry for not coming to see you!
Dean Wang: It’s nothing, it’s all what we should do! Enforcing the law impartially and serving the people are our purpose. Your stability and happiness are the goals of our efforts!
Lao Zhang: Dean Wang, if it weren’t for the 30,000 yuan execution payment you personally sent me, I would still be struggling on the line of life and death! At that time, my family was in difficulty and I was seriously ill. You gave me flour and cooking oil, which was a timely help! Now I have recovered from my illness and my family situation is much better. I came here specifically to thank you today! This is the thank you letter I wrote!
Old Liu: This is the banner we send to you! (Open)
Extended information:
Short sketch creation
1. Go deep into life, get close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. Use an artistic eye to discover and explore themes.
For example, Huang Hong and Song Dandan’s sketch "Supernatural Guerrilla", Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin’s sketch "Packaging Like This", Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin's sketch "Selling Kidnappings" and "Selling Cars" are all They are the trivial things that ordinary people know well discovered in life. Through their vivid performances, they make the audience laugh and have endless aftertaste.
2. The subject matter should be small rather than big. It should be "making a mountain out of a molehill" rather than "making a mountain out of a molehill". Avoid being all-encompassing and "high-end". It is best for a sketch to reflect only one thing, or only one aspect of one thing. The subject matter with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning is a matter for TV series or novels, and should not be confused with them.