actor: grandpa-the fried dough sticks buyer.
young people-people who sell fried dough sticks from place to place.
aunt-uncle's wife
[ curtain rises, uncle goes on stage.
grandpa: old woman, old woman! (drawling) old woman! Not at home Went out to visit again? Hey! This old woman, not a compliment, was diligent when she was young! I wash clothes, wash dishes, rinse chopsticks and wash my face all day. I'm so diligent! But after sixty-five, the whole person has changed! I don't want to wash this dress either, right, now I wash it with a washing machine; I don't wash this chopstick bowl either. Yes, I use a dishwasher at home. This face is not washed, no, this face has to be washed! All she does all day is wash her face, and then she visits her neighbor's house. What? You ask me why there are so many advanced things in my old man's wife's house? Hey! My old man really has to talk about it. It's all from my son. What does my son do? A doctor who specializes in high technology, what is this thing he gave me? I also want to ask him to develop a machine for washing his mother's face, so that she can put her face in and wash it when she presses the button. How easy it is! Oh dear! It's past five o'clock. If she doesn't come back, I have to cook this meal again. I cook, I cook, and there's not even a steamed bun at home. What should I do? If I can't do it, the old woman will come back and scold me for being ruined.
[ act in a hurry. At this time, there was a cry from outside: "Sell fried dough sticks!" A green chronology, pregnant and harmonious? br> Grandpa: Oh, my God! This is really a hopeless situation, and there is no way out. I didn't attract a dog to catch a mouse, but a fried dough sticks seller came outside. At the right moment, I'll buy two Jin of fried dough sticks and cook a pot of porridge later. This meal will be confessed tonight.
[ grandpa goes out.
grandpa: hey, young man, what kind of fried dough sticks do you sell?
Youth: (Zheng Zheng) Uncle, I sell fried fried dough sticks!
grandpa: yo! Look at my mouth, this fried dough stick is really not steamed and cooked. Hey hey! I actually want to ask you, how much is a catty of your fried dough sticks?
youth: grandpa, I sold it more expensive than others, and it was two yuan a catty.
grandpa: what? Two dollars and two cents? They all sell for two dollars, and you sell for two dollars and two cents, which is twenty cents more expensive than others. Hey hey! Let me ask you something. Tell me, why are you more expensive than others?
youth: I am a fried dough stick! The noodles and oil used are good, unlike some fried fritters. A pot of oil can be used for several months. I'm telling you, fried fritters like that are harmful to the human body, so don't eat them.
grandpa: I won't eat. I won't eat. I said, young man, you said your fried dough sticks are so oily and I can't see you frying. How can I believe you?
youth: to tell you the truth, grandpa, it's the first time for me to learn to fry deep-fried dough sticks. It's my first time to come to town to do business. Can I lie to you?
grandpa: you have a good eye. (to the audience) Hey, you may not know that I was a firecracker when I was a child, and I was always blown up at the slightest spark. To tell the truth, I don't know how many vendors in cheat people have dared to mess with me with the scales since I was young. Call me "click", bye! (to the youth) By the way, young man, is that enough for you?
youth: don't worry, grandpa, I can guarantee it.
grandpa: then give me two Jin!
youth: ok! Grandpa, please wait a moment.
[ The young man picked up the scales and weighed the fried dough sticks for the uncle.
Young man: One * * * is two catties and three liang, two hundred and twenty-four dollars and four cents and three hundred and thirty-six cents. One * * * is five dollars, grandpa. Is that all right?
grandpa: let's make it two catties and three liang! Here's your money. (Give money to the youth, turn to go, suddenly think of something, but turn around again) Hey! I said, young man, is that enough for you?
Young man: Uncle, although I am a peddler, I will never go to cheat people, so you can rest assured!
grandpa: ok, it's good to have your words. (turning to himself while walking home) ouch! Two catties and three liang, two catties and three liang, this young man's hands are really accurate! No, people say that no business is dishonest. I have to go home and check my scale.
[ Grandpa walks in the door, finds a scale from the corner, and the young man is pushing his bike while drinking, ready to go.
Grandpa: (Look at the scale) Huh? How come it's only 92 pounds? This boy looks very successful. He dares to play tricks in front of my old man. No, I have to find him.
[ Grandpa put his weight behind his back and hurried out with fried dough sticks.
grandpa: you sell fried dough sticks, stop!
Young man: (Stop, turn around) What's the matter, Uncle?
grandpa: what's the matter? Let me ask you, how many fried dough sticks did you weigh for me?
youth: two catties and three ounces!
grandpa: is it really two catties and three ounces?
youth: yes! Two catties and three ounces is still high!
grandpa: please weigh it for me again. is it two Jin and three Liang?
youth: this big ye, you, what do you mean! If you don't believe me, I'll just weigh it for you.
[ The young man weighed the fried dough sticks of the uncle.
youth: see clearly, grandpa? It's really two catties and three ounces.
Grandpa: (suddenly taking out his own scale) Young man, try my scale again.
[ The young man took the scales in confusion.
youth: yeah? What a catty of 92!
grandpa: yeah! How come it's four taels short!
youth: grandpa, what's this, what's this? My name is accurate!
grandpa: nonsense, you said that your scale is accurate, but isn't mine accurate? Tell me, young man, what should we do about this?
youth: grandpa, I, I, I'm really accurate!
grandpa: hey! I asked you how to deal with the two things, but you argued. I said, do you still want to sell the fried dough sticks today?
youth: grandpa, I, I am really wronged! I ...
Grandpa: What are you? A young man who looks honest dares to do such a wicked thing? Thanks to my old man's heart, I would have been fooled by you. Go ahead! How to deal with this?
young man: (stomping his foot and gnashing his teeth) Grandpa, I, I'll pay you four taels of fried dough sticks?
grandpa: four or two fried dough sticks? According to the national law, if you are short of one penalty, you will win if you pay me four taels.
youth: you want me to pay four Jin?
grandpa: what's the matter? Too much? Don't lie if it's too much! You said you cheated in the country, but you cheated in the city. Do you think people in my city are so gullible? If your boy quibbles again, I'll send you to the industrial and commercial office, and I'll ask those who wear big hats to deal with you.
Youth: (urgent) Uncle, I'm really confused now. Uncle, I was wrong. Can't I be wrong? Please spare me! You see, it's not easy for me to do business for the first time. Let me tell you the truth! I bought it from a vendor, but I actually don't know whether it is allowed or not. Grandpa, you spared me today, and I can't compensate you for four pounds of fried dough sticks.
grandpa: did you pay for it this time?
youth: hmm! I'll pay for it. I'll really pay for it.
grandpa: don't say that my scale is not accurate?
youth: it's my fault. I admit it. I admit it, grandpa!
grandpa: ok! I'll spare you once today. Young man, it seems to me that you are doing business for the first time. My old man has something to say to you. You should learn to do business! You must learn to be a man first. Only by operating honestly and abiding by the law will your business get better and better, and the money you earn will not be lost. Remember, young man?
youth: yes, yes, sir, I remember. Uncle, I'll get you fried dough sticks.
[ Young people should take fried dough sticks out of the basket.
grandpa: forget it! Since you even admit your mistake, I don't want the four catties of fried dough sticks.
youth: (presented to grandpa) grandpa, no, I sincerely want to compensate you.
grandpa: I really don't want it.
young man: I really compensate you ...
[two people concede.
grandpa: (raising his voice) all right!
Young man: (stunned) Uncle ...!
grandpa: if you leave or not, I'll send you to the industrial and commercial office.
Youth: Grandpa, I, I thank you!
[ The young man pushes his bike to go. Uncle seems to think of something, but he stops him.
grandpa: stop!
youth: grandpa!
grandpa: come on, give me your balance.
Youth: (quietly) Grandpa, I want to leave it for you. How can I sell fried dough sticks?
grandpa: will you stay or not? Do you still want me to send you to the industrial and commercial office?
Young man: (Reluctantly supporting the bicycle, picking up the scale and giving it to Grandpa) Ok! Grandpa, here you are.
Grandpa: (taking the scale and sighing) Young man, it's not that I have to be hard on you. I don't want you to cheat others with this scale. Tell you what! I'll give you my scale, so you can take mine and go!
youth: (excitedly) grandpa!
grandpa: come on, don't be sentimental. Go, go, don't let me see you again.
[ The young man pushes the bicycle, and the uncle proudly hums a tune and carries the scales and fried dough sticks home. He just walked to the gate, aunt.
aunt: hey! Have you cooked yet, old man?
grandpa: (when I look back at my aunt, I suddenly smile all over my face) yo! The master is back. Master, have you had enough fun outside?
aunt: don't mention it. I'm exhausted from playing mahjong all afternoon.
grandpa: yo! You dare to take part in such heavy manual labor?
aunt: what manual labor? Can playing mahjong be regarded as physical labor? At best, it can only be mental work. By the way, you have to pinch it for me tonight. I feel uncomfortable all over.
grandpa: ok, ok, I will give you a warm reception and serve you with a smile.
aunt: go, are you smiling? Don't cry. It's ugly. Hey! Old man, why do you go out to buy fried dough sticks with a pole scale?
grandpa: what? You don't know, do you? I did a good thing today. I'm telling you, I took a vacation today.
aunt: yo, drink! You can still fake? What vacation are you taking? Is this fried dough stick fake? (pinching the fritters with your hands)
Grandpa: Don't move. You've been playing mahjong all afternoon, and your hands are dirty. Old woman, let me tell you the truth! Just now, a seller of fried dough sticks came and weighed me two catties and three ounces of fried dough sticks, but when I went home, I used our house to weigh them, only one catty and nine ounces. This boy dared to play with the scales in front of me and was taught a good lesson by my old man. I even seized the scales.
aunt: what did you say? You say this is not accurate?
grandpa: yes! You have a good look, but it's still new, so you can't say it. This young man, when he came out to sell fried dough sticks for the first time, dared to play with a big knife in front of Guan Yu. If he wanted to admit his mistake, I would have sent him to the industrial and commercial office for justice.
auntie: (takes the scales and looks at them carefully) I said, old man, it's bad!
grandpa: what's wrong?
aunt: what's wrong? Actually, there's something wrong with our scale.
grandpa: you're talking nonsense. I bought that scale myself. It's not bad at all. Do you dare to say that there is something wrong with our scale?
aunt: there is a problem!
grandpa: you, you, give me a reason, or I'll send you to the industrial and commercial office together!
aunt: I told you, but it may not be my fault.
grandpa: tell me quickly, you will worry me to death.
aunt: I told you, our grandson, who was in the third grade of primary school, didn't come two days ago? He put a magnet under the weight. He said the teacher asked the students to do the experiment themselves to see how the vendors cheated. I remember that he was picked up by our son after he finished the experiment. He didn't even take off the magnet.
grandpa: ah! ?
Auntie: What do you think it would be like to weigh more than one magnet?
grandpa: what will happen? Will weigh the heavy things lightly! (patting himself on the head) ouch! It's really broken. Look at what I did today. How did I do such a foolish thing? Hey! Fried dough sticks for you.
[ The aunt picks up the fried dough sticks, and the uncle takes the scales and runs.
aunt: what are you going to do, old man?
grandpa: I have to find a young man quickly. If he wants to sell fried dough sticks with our scale, he will lose a lot!
aunt: hey! Remember to admit your mistake, old man.
grandpa: I see!
I hope it works for you!