Humorous jokes about gathering the Five Blessings in 2021

Humorous jokes about gathering the Five Blessings in 2021. Every year in the New Year, Alipay will have an event to collect the Five Blessings, and young people People will also actively collect the Five Blessings, because the prizes are very generous, and everyone wants to be the lucky one, which leads to many humorous and funny jokes about collecting the Five Blessings. Here are the humorous and funny jokes about collecting the Five Blessings in 2021 that I compiled for you. Humorous jokes about collecting the five blessings in 2021 1

1. How does it feel to end just after it started, but hundreds of thousands of people have already collected the five blessings. Blessings of patriotism, blessings of harmony, blessings of friendship, blessings of wealth and strength, blessings of professionalism, and family blessings. Which do you think is the hardest to assemble?

2. Collect the five blessings. I only received about ten yuan last year, which made me think there was some surprise. The collection itself is the most interesting thing about the five blessings, and the lottery is the least interesting.

3. It’s time for another multi-billion-dollar project. The New Year is coming, and many people have already gathered.

4. In order to collect the five blessings, I work hard for the blessing of professionalism in the last few days of every year, and then every year in the future I naively imagine that I will become the luckiest little cutie if I collect the five blessings

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5. Gather the five blessings and take a photo. Thank you for wishing you a prosperous business and a lot of money. .

6. Screenshots of Jiqi Wufu cannot be posted to Moments.

7. Now that the five blessings have been collected, why can’t you post them on Moments to pretend to be B?

8. I am a person who is afraid of trouble. I have never participated in any of Alipay’s five blessing programs before, because I basically don’t believe that I can have such good luck and it’s too time-consuming!

9. This year’s collection of five blessings has begun again. How are your blessings? Did you get the Jingye Blessing?

10. The collection of five blessings has begun again. It seems like yesterday since the last time I collected blessings, and I forgot to redeem them in the end. Why does time pass so quickly?

11. The Alipay blessing collection has started again. Shit luck will never happen to me, but I still play tirelessly. Only the Spring Festival when all five blessings are collected is a complete Spring Festival...

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12. Every year when I collect the Five Blessings, I feel that it is really the Chinese New Year. The speed of collecting cards this year is a bit fast.

13. The collection of five blessings has begun. It is said that a large part of them have already collected all five blessings? Have you started collecting blessing characters?

14. I actually started collecting the five blessings again. I’m still in school, and I haven’t finished the exam yet.

15. We started to collect the five blessings once a year. We only get two or three dollars every year and then we say it’s boring and we won’t play next year. But every time everyone starts playing, they start playing again without knowing it. stand up.

16. When you wake up early in the morning, there are people in your circle of friends who have gathered all the five blessings. It’s so fast.

17. There has been no movement in collecting the five blessings this year. The New Year is getting closer and closer. I am afraid that I will not have money to celebrate the New Year. I am looking forward to collecting the five blessings to relieve the financial pressure during the New Year!

18. We would like to wish everyone a happy New Year in advance with our family faces. I wish you all the five blessings in one go, and go to bed early. Good night is everything in your dreams.

19. When I saw many people saying that they were stuck for many days in a row, I actually felt like I had gathered all the five blessings early.

20. Finally, the five blessings were gathered together.

21. When you open the photo sweeper, a family photo card suddenly pops up.

22. Why can’t I always win the blessing of professionalism? I am so dedicated to my job

23. Finally, I have collected the five blessings. Thank you netizens for your blessings.

24. Finally collected all the five blessings! May good luck always accompany you, share the joys and sorrows, and everyone who sees it has a share!

25. I have collected all the five blessings. I am so happy.

26. I finally collected all the five blessings, and they were found on Taobao.

27. Five colleagues scanned my lucky number, and they all received the blessing of dedication.

28. Except for dedication, I have everything else. Others can be replaced by dedication. Also, do you have a Zhanzhan card or a family photo card? Kindhearted people can help me. Humorous jokes about gathering the five blessings in 2021 2

1. The gathering of the five blessings has begun, have you gathered them all? Did you get the blessing of dedication? I wish you all five blessings, good fortune, good fortune, wealth coming from all directions, unity, and perfection.

2. Alipay’s “Collect Five Blessings” activity is here again! here we go! Hurry up and collect these blessing characters, your luck will skyrocket with likes! The next koi king is you!

3. I don’t know since when, sweeping and collecting blessings has become one of our greatest joys during the Chinese New Year.

4. The gathering of five blessings has begun, and the New Year is getting closer.

5. Has it started yet? I missed something after sleeping. Is there any friends who want to help each other and help me gather blessings together?

6. Why did I get the Jingye Blessing when I scanned it, but I couldn’t scan the others, and there were two more Jingye Blessings.

7. It’s not like there are just a few blessings in the picture every year.

8. I’m so busy, planting trees, collecting cards on Weibo, and collecting blessings on Alipay.

9. I’ve been scanning all morning and it’s all friendly. Am I so easy to bully?

10. Oh my god, the annual Five Blessings event will begin in 2020! The most difficult thing to conquer every year is the Hua Hua Card. The more people you have, the more powerful you will be. Go and exchange more. From asking friends to help, exchanging five blessings for happiness starts with the word "Fu".

11. How long has it been since the collection of five blessings just started! There are so many people gathered together, is it so easy to get the Jingye Fu this year?

12. On the first day of the five blessings collection, the lucky cards drawn were 1 patriotic card and 3 prosperous cards. Every year, the dedicated blessing cards were given by others and did not exist in the draw.

13. I suspect that those who collected the Five Blessings and Five Blessing Cards early in the morning came through the back door.

14. I must be lucky today. I scanned the family photo card early in the morning.

15. The 2021 collection is so great. I actually filled it up so quickly, and there are a few more. Do you want any?

16. In the past few days, I have scanned a lot of photos of love, dedication and friendliness, and also an extra photo of flowers. Who wants it? Exchange other blessings.

17. I have been manipulated by 1.98 for 2 years. If Mr. Ma does that again in 2021, I really don’t want to play anymore. It’s too boring.

18. Receive the blessing of dedication early in the morning. So happy.

19. There is a person in my circle of friends who has received 28,000 career blessings and I don’t know what he is doing.

20. More friendliness and harmony. Is there anyone who can replace me with something else?

21. I got the blessing of professionalism on the first one, and there is only one blessing of professionalism.

22. It started gradually last year. I think professionalism and harmony are more difficult. What do you think?

23. If others want a job-related blessing, some people are indeed short of this one to get it. If you are enthusiastic, please help me get one.

24. If you want a blessing of professionalism. I am really dedicated to my job. Why don't you help me be a student 365 days a year and take three months off every year?

25. Twenty years ago, a group of prodigal girls ate instant noodles and collected credit cards with uneven collections. Twenty years later, a group of adults collected Alipay cards and were still enjoying it. Because, this group of prodigal girls have grown up

26. I will count my fingers from now on, and it seems that it is time to gather the five blessings again! Have you ever felt like gathering five blessings and becoming like Zhao Ben on the Spring Festival Gala stage? Without it, it’s like missing some flavor of the year.

27. Nowadays, the only ritual left during the Chinese New Year is gathering blessings.

28. Is there any service charge for Spring Festival express delivery? Will express delivery prices increase during the Spring Festival?

29. Do you understand how much I love you? If I have a professional blessing, I can give it to you!

30. Although I get 1 yuan each time, I still want to try it, what if? Okay, I have 2 patriotic and 3 prosperous cards that are interchangeable.

31. I haven’t updated Alipay yet, but someone has already collected it.

32. We used to visit relatives and socialize during the New Year, but now we go surfing to collect blessings during the New Year. The annual Five Blessings are finally coming, and now the feeling of the New Year is all ignited by the Five Blessings. Are you ready?