1. A 600-word essay on my classmates (write humor)

As soon as the school bell rang, the Chinese teacher clamped the folder and said, "With lightning speed, I can't cover my ears." "He rushed into the classroom with all his strength, even though he was a lot older.

"Ahem..." The Chinese teacher held up his glasses with his hands and glanced at the students.

"Chinese teacher The teacher is about to speak, and at first guess there will be a series of criticisms and praises. "I said to myself.

I saw the Chinese teacher opening the folder, holding the students' diaries, and began to "study" hard. Those students who were dealing with official business walked to the podium one after another. Go up. The lenses of the Chinese teacher's glasses flashed coldly, and he used his hidden language tricks. Everyone was honest.

Lao Gong is the most annoying and pitiful. It's really "sad." "It's unfortunate, it's so angry that you can't fight"! Those students who suffered the Chinese teacher's trick could only sneak back to their seats.

"You students who are dealing with official business None of the groups can be rated as outstanding groups,..." the Chinese teacher said angrily.

After the criticism, he praised again. After digging out all the good things in his belly, he said with a smile: "You classmates They are all the little stars of this class. "The whole class burst into laughter.

After talking about the diary, the Chinese teacher got back to business

and started to talk about the new lesson. First, he taught the new lesson. First he read it, and then he wrote on the blackboard There is a word written on it - "Yu", ask us what it means. "I" the whole class shouted in unison, "Oops!" oops! Much better than Class 5! "The teacher said.

"It's better than Class 6! " Several students emphasized.

"Ah, Class 5 is smarter than Class 6, no, Class 5 is not as smart as Class 6, yes... Class 6 is not as stupid as Class 5, Class 6 is not as smart as Class 5. Just as stupid..." 2. Urgent 600-word essay on humorous new classmates

Humorous essay on new classmates

There is a new classmate in my class. He sits in front of me. He is chubby. With a tall figure and a never-ending mouth, he often makes us laugh. As long as he hears a topic, he will naturally lead to a lot of humorous words based on the topic. His name can be said to be "resounding" in our class. ", because when he introduced himself in our class, he was the first classmate to rush to the podium. Although his voice was not very loud, we could clearly hear that his name was Wang Leifeng. Although he is not the best in study, But his humor can make us relax and happy in the boring study. In the past, when he was distributing books, he occasionally picked up a rope binding the books and turned back to us with a smile: "I'm telling you." , if any of you feel impatient one day, I will enthusiastically lend you this rope! No! If you really need it, I can give it to you completely. I hope we can have a happy cooperation! "What he said almost made us laugh out loud. Isn't there a TV series called "Iron Teeth, Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan"! Here, we can call him "Ling Teeth and Sharp Teeth Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate word for him.

Today, during the break, Wang Leifeng got interested in talking about him as the group leader again, and said funnyly: "I am not the group leader of ours. ? So, I am the "pig leader" now, you are all piglets, and I am the feeder, the one who manages you! If a little pig doesn't obey, I'm going to use the pig method! Firstly, those who don't eat will be whipped, and secondly, if they don't learn well, they will get eight dollars. Let's adopt a scoring system. 5 points at a time. When you reach 100 points, you can take action seriously. "Everyone laughed after hearing his words. One classmate said: "It depends on whether you can be a "pig leader". As soon as he finished speaking, the class bell rang. The "pig leader" said: "Goodbye" , little pigs." "Hold on, long pigs!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter, so unpleasant! Never feel boring again.

I think: Humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humorous words, you can make Cihai and study full of vitality and happiness, and you will no longer feel boring, and your mind will be adjusted. Such a person who is good at talking and humorous will be loved by everyone. 3. The classmate in my eyes. Write a 600-word essay about his humor.

The classmate in my eyes. I have a very good classmate, she is xx.

Although her grades were not very good, she was always able to give me great support and encouragement when I was most sad and lost. And she is very helpful.

I remember one time my classmate made me cry. At this time, she came over and said to me: "Don't cry! Don't shed tears for those stinky boys! The more you cry, they will Be happy, let’s go out and play!” After hearing what she said, I thought to myself: That’s right! Why should I shed tears for their stinky boys? So after a while, I became happy again.

Another time, because I didn’t bring my art book, I was very anxious and restless in my seat. At this time, w x seemed to see what was on my mind.

So she asked me: "xx, what's wrong with you? Did you not bring a book?" I lowered my head and whispered: "Yes." "Then I'll lend it to you!" " she said enthusiastically.

I said doubtfully: "Then you have no books?" "It doesn't matter." xx said, "My grades are worse than yours, so it won't matter if I am criticized by the teacher!" xx Seeing that I still didn't answer her, she forced the book into my hand.

At this time, the class *** rang. I didn't give the book back to her.

The teacher who made her suffer gave her a severe criticism! I am proud to have this classmate! In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so lovely. Ninety people, from schools in different places, can gather together today and have been together for three years. I think it is a kind of fate. The ancients said: " Why do we need to know each other before we meet? "Yes, why care about the past? As long as we get together, we should cherish it and pay attention to this fate.

In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so beautiful. We are both the treasures of our parents. In the eyes of our parents, we will always be their angels. Everyone has their own unique character, everyone has different excitement, and everyone has their own colorful sky.

In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so outstanding. After just a few months of getting along, I found that many classmates have their own shining points: he is cautious, she is serious, she is hardworking, She was brilliant in literature, he was tireless, he was motivated... Their persistence and beauty left an indelible impression on me. Through the exam, I discovered some talented girls, they were all so diligent and cute. In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so kind. They are willing to help others. They have helped me, a stranger, time and time again, and they have also infected the people around them with their simple and kind hearts... In the blink of an eye, I have entered the third year of junior high school. It's been more than three months, more than three months.

In these three months, I gradually got to know my classmates. In my eyes, they are so cute, so outstanding, so... Classmates, what a beautiful word, it always uses its purity. Touched my heart... She - short stature, short hair, a pair of bright eyes, a pair of nimble little hands. Who is she? She is my classmate-Li Jia.

In my memory, she is a helpful girl. Do you know why? Please listen to me slowly. I was a team leader, and I was responsible for collecting the workbooks of the team members. Although I was quite serious, there were unforeseen circumstances - one time I took away an exercise book. At that time, I was a new officer. If I had taken away the workbook, , then I still have to be "laid off"! So, I was anxious like an ant on a hot pot. At this time, Li Jia came over and asked softly: "What's wrong? Is something missing?" I impatiently said: "Chinese text." After hearing this, she left. I scolded her secretly in my heart: "You didn't help me find it, and you asked me. It's really annoying." But after a while, she came again and said to me: "It's not in the small print book. I'll help you." Look for it!” Only then did I realize that she was helping me find the book! Guilt flooded my heart. In the end, Cheng Lin found it in her homework. I went to thank Li Jia, but she said: "Don't thank me, go thank Cheng Lin. She found it." I know she didn't find it, but I am still very grateful to her. I have been in poor health since I was a child and often feel dizzy. But that time, she helped me.

That afternoon, the school's excellence training was over, and I felt dizzy again. It happened to be a rainy day, I forgot my umbrella in the classroom, and the classroom door was locked again. I thought to myself: Alas! I had to go home in the rain, but my head was so dizzy, I didn’t know if I could hold on. Damn it, I forgot to bring money, and I couldn’t call my mother. Let’s take a risk! At this time, Li Jia appeared again and said, "I'll take you home!" I declined and said, "It doesn't matter, I can go." But she said, "Your face is pale, why are you still wet in the rain when you walk back?" "In the end, I couldn't convince her and asked her to take me home. On the way, the rain was getting heavier and heavier, and she kept leaning the umbrella towards me. She supported me and kept me dry and wet at the same time. When I got home, I looked at Looking at her retreating back, the dizzy feeling has been washed away by a warm current. I am about to graduate from elementary school. If you ask me which classmate I most want to see after graduation, I will tell you immediately, my answer That is, I want to see Li Jia most. In life, classmates are an indispensable part of you.

Who is the best classmate in your life? The classmate in my eyes is called: Que Zixin. Que Zixin is a very quiet, sensible, capable student with excellent grades.

Once, Que Zixin and I were walking on the road. Suddenly, we saw a black wallet on the ground. We quickly picked it up. Que Zixin said, "Let's hand it over to the community committee as soon as possible!" I said: "Yeah! Okay! Let's go!" When I came to the community committee, I gave my wallet to the director. The director took the microphone and said: "Lost and found, lost and found, whoever lost their wallet should come to the community committee to claim it!" A few days later, Minutes later, a woman said: "I lost my wallet. It's a black wallet. The pattern of the wallet is that of a cat. There are 400 yuan and a credit card in it!" We opened the wallet and checked. The wallet belonged to this lady. Yes, we gave her the wallet back. The director said: "You should pay attention to it in the future!" The lady said: "Thank you, I will definitely pay attention to it in the future!" The director said: "No need to thank me, it was these two children who picked it up!" After hearing this, the lady thanked both of us very much.

Que Zixin said: "No need, this is what it should be!" I remember another time, Que Zixin came to me early in the morning and said: "There is an event for the opening of the community! Just make a snack and take it Participate in a competition in the community. 4. Write a 500-word essay about your classmates, which must be humorous

My classmates

Xiaozhao is my classmate. He is humorous and funny and always brings us joy. Come to unlimited joy...

He is the "pistachio" of our class! Do you want to know why my classmate has such a title? Then sit down, drink a cup of tea, and slowly tell me. My classmate.

He always wears a rustic, old-fashioned "yellow uniform", with a row of jagged teeth hanging on his lips all day long. He is very kind and always full of smiles. He has a smiling face and a round and big belly, and he has a bit of a "prime minister" demeanor, which is unforgettable... However, his silly look is really endearing.

One time at noon, the teacher. None of them were in the classroom, and the students were eating in their respective seats. "Tiantian~ I miss you Tiantian, you are all here..." This is when he, who loves to "sing" songs, couldn't help but start singing while the teacher was away. He shouted loudly, "The mountain road here has eighteen bends, the mountain road here has eighteen bends~ Hey..." Listening to him singing was like listening to the radio: one moment he sang Jay Chou's "Blue and White Porcelain", and the next moment he sang his own adaptation. "Beijing Welcomes You", for a while... His look as if he was intoxicated in the ocean of music really made many students who were eating laugh so much that their rice grains flew all over the sky; some students who were drinking water couldn't help but spit it out. The water spurted out...

At this time, the math teacher came to the class to take a look at the situation, and saw him deep into the abyss of music, so he said humorously: "Haha, it seems that there is a person in our class "Mulan" who is good at singing and dancing! "When the students saw the teacher coming, they immediately became silent, and even the sound of an embroidery needle falling to the ground was clearly heard. But before he had time to react, he found that the teacher was already standing beside him, and his face turned red... …

Another time, my math score was not satisfactory, which made me very frustrated. I leaned on the table and remained silent... He seemed to see through my mind and deliberately pretended to be... With a serious look, he said: "Hey, you always get 100 points in the exam, which makes all the classmates jealous. I have had 'pink eye' three times~ I think you deliberately missed the mark this time so that other students can come." Sit on the throne of first place.

After all, it's you who is so cunning, and I really admire you. "After hearing these sour words, I really couldn't help but laugh, and I couldn't care less about being sad or depressed.

Haha... My classmates saw that with you as a "pistachio", we can Don’t worry... 5. My favorite humorous deskmate, a 600-word essay

There is a boy in our class who has a lot of fun.

I started a humorous battle with him. The rule of the game is: Whoever makes the other person laugh wins.

The game started: I told a joke about "monkey breaking corn". He didn't react at all. His endurance was so amazing that I even made a joke. The joke was too boring.

When it was his turn, he said: "I will tell you a knowledgeable joke, and I want you to learn some knowledge from it." He started to shake his head and talk. Get Up: “A funny thing happened to two tenants one day.

Tenant A got up in the morning and burned firewood downstairs. The smoke from the firewood reached Tenant B upstairs.

B was very unhappy and said: "You smoked people so early in the morning. You are not polite at all." Tenant A said with a smile: "I want you to know what it means to smoke purple smoke from a Rizhao incense burner." ."

Tenant B said angrily: "Today I want to show you what it means to watch the distant waterfall Kagemae River." After that, he brought a basin of water and poured it down from upstairs to put out the fire. destroyed. "

Hehehe.

I clapped my hands and said, "This story is really interesting." I had forgotten about the humor battle.

Tang Yufeng was happy: "Chen Qian, you lost, haha.

”

Only then did I come to my senses and remember our agreement for the competition. I had no choice but to admit defeat and surrender.

Who told me not to live up to expectations and blend in? In his jokes, he forgot about himself. I was still thinking about the scene when the basin of water was poured down from the building.

Tang Yufeng is indeed the humor king of our class, and we are so happy. Because of him, our class is full of laughter every day.

If any classmate is unhappy, he will always find a way to make him happy. A belly full of flavoring brings us more happiness. 6. Composition of a humorous classmate

A classmate sitting in front of me has a chubby figure and a mouth that never stops talking. , often makes us laugh. As long as he hears any topic, he will naturally lead to a lot of humorous words from this topic. His name can be "resounding" in our class, because when he introduces himself to our class. , he was the first classmate to rush to the podium. Although his voice was not very loud, we could clearly hear that his name was Wang Leifeng. Although he was not the best in learning, his humor could make us study in boredom. He was relaxed and happy. When he was distributing books, he accidentally picked up a rope binding the books and turned back to us with a smile: "Let me tell you, if any of you cannot survive one day, When you are impatient, I will enthusiastically lend you this rope! No! If you really need it, I can give it to you completely. I hope we can have a happy cooperation! "What he said almost made us laugh out loud. Isn't there a TV series called "Iron Teeth, Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan"! Here, we can call him "Ling Teeth and Sharp Teeth Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate word for him.

Today, during the break, Wang Leifeng got interested in talking about him as the group leader again, and said funnyly: "I am not the group leader of ours. ? So, I am the "pig leader" now, you are all piglets, and I am the feeder, the one who manages you! If a little pig doesn't obey, I'm going to use the pig method! First, those who don't eat will be whipped, and second, if they don't learn well, they'll get eight bucks. It's better to adopt a scoring system. 5 points at a time. When you reach 100 points, you can take action seriously. "Everyone laughed after hearing his words. One classmate said: "It depends on whether you can be a "pig leader". As soon as he finished speaking, the class bell rang. The "pig leader" said: "Goodbye" , little pigs." "Hold on, long pigs!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter, so unpleasant! Never feel boring again.

I think: Humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humorous words, you can make Cihai and study full of vitality and happiness, and you will no longer feel boring, and your mind will be adjusted. Such a person who is good at talking and humorous will be loved by everyone. 7. Humorous introduction to classmates

There is a classmate sitting in front of me. He has a chubby figure and a mouth that never stops. He often makes us laugh. As long as we hear any topic, He naturally made many humorous remarks from this topic.

His name can be "resounding" in our class, because when he introduced himself in our class, he was the first classmate to rush to the podium. Although his voice was not very loud, we could clearly I heard his name was Wang Leifeng. Although the study is not the best, his humor can make us relax and happy in the boring study.

When he was distributing books, he accidentally picked up a rope binding the books, and turned back to us with a smile and said: "Let me tell you, if any of you live one day, When I get impatient, I will enthusiastically lend you this rope! No! If you really need it, I can give it to you. I hope we can have a happy cooperation!" What he said almost made us laugh. Isn't there a TV series called "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan"! Here, we can call him "Wang Leifeng, the sharp-toothed one", which is the most appropriate name for him. Today, during the break, Wang Leifeng got interested in talking about him as the group leader again, and said very funny: "Am I not the group leader of our group? So, now I am a "pig" "Boss", you are all piglets, and I am the feedman, the one who manages you! If a piglet is disobedient, I will use the pig method! If one does not eat, he will be whipped, and two, if he does not behave well If you are a big learner, let’s adopt a scoring system. Once you reach 100 points, you have to take action.

“Everyone laughed after hearing his words. One classmate said: "It depends on whether you can be a good "Pig Leader". As soon as he finished speaking, the school bell rang. The "Pig Leader" said: "Goodbye, little pigs. "Long-lasting, pig-growing!" "Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter and joy. It's so unpleasant! It doesn't make people feel boring anymore. 8. 600-word essay Your deskmate is humorous

My deskmate is A person who is extremely humorous and lively.

Everyone sitting around him will laugh at him countless times a day, and every time he laughs, he will laugh until his stomach hurts. "Master of Humor"! He is Jin Yihan! Jin Yihan has a similar face, his eyebrows are a little lighter, his eyes are a little smaller, and his hair is a little messy.

Overall, he looks pretty good. Well! It's just the bangs that are weird.

Let's talk about his grades. He is about 25th in the class.

In terms of Chinese. He is a bit sloppy in his studies, and there are too many red circles in his homework, or he has read the wrong words, or he has wrong words.

Oops! Sometimes I am really worried about him! In English, I don’t take it seriously in class and always make mistakes.

If I were more serious, I would make fewer mistakes! My classmate Jin Yihan is really annoying sometimes, for example: in class. I was distracted and couldn't figure out my homework, so I asked me fiercely: "What do you want to fill in for this?" ”, if I say: “I don’t know. "Then, we are going to quarrel again.

If I tell him the answer, then there will be more questions to ask me! However, everyone has strengths, and Jin Yihan has them. What he is best at is drawing comics. Spongebob Squarepants and Ah Shai were all born under his pen. Of course, they are not original creations, but imitations, but they are just like the real thing, which is admirable. Jin Yihan sometimes asks some inexplicable questions! His funny questions made several of us laugh non-stop, as if we were suffering from the "crazy laughter disease"

Moreover, this was often done during class, and even the teacher would laugh out loud at him. Laugh. Our whole class didn’t think he deliberately disrupted the order of the class, we just thought he was too naive and too humorous! Although this fun and interesting classmate had a little bad grades, he had a clear conscience for what he did every day. , can be regarded as a student with good moral character.

It’s a pity that he doesn’t seem to have discovered this advantage. If he had discovered it, he would definitely work hard to improve his grades and eventually become a good student. This innocent deskmate will accompany me through life. Elementary school, walking through childhood! ***Everyone has countless deskmates in their study life. When I was in elementary school, my teacher always arranged for me to sit with classmates who didn’t study well or with classmates who had bad qualities. After I entered junior high school, my opportunity came. The teacher asked me to sit with my sixth-grade classmate. Moreover, his studies were average and his quality was good. Now I was finally not afraid anymore.

Because my deskmate can be called “China’s Good Deskmate” and “Humorous Deskmate”. The origin of the title "China's Good Deskmate" was that I gave him the title on the first day of school.

On the first day of school, books must be distributed first. If no books are distributed, there will be no class. So, I was honored to become a member of the publishing team.

And my deskmate was still sitting in his seat. I handed out the books, and after everyone had finished handing them out, I returned to my seat. In the blink of an eye, I saw that all my deskmates had arranged the books for me.

Yes, I was in a good mood all day long and gave him the title of "China's Good Deskmate". "Humorous deskmate" so-called humor simply means being able to tell jokes, and the jokes he tells often make people laugh. My deskmate is no exception. He doesn't know how many jokes he has to tell every day before he gives up. I I don’t know where he got the jokes from, but they were different every day, and the jokes he told were always funny.

Every time when I am angry, unhappy, disappointed or sad, he will appear and tell jokes! At that time, my unhappiness and everything else will disappear. I really want to thank my "humorous deskmate"! Hard-working Deskmate My deskmate loves to work. Every time there is something dirty or rubbish, he will pick it up and throw it into the trash can. He will also help others without complaining, he is really a "living thunder front".

Look, my deskmate is such a person. If you ask him what his name is, I will give you two words - guess! Just because he is a "good deskmate in China" and a "humorous deskmate." Recommended related articles: My Deskmate 600 words My deskmate has shiny black hair.

Thick eyebrows and big eyes. The humor is very low, and he also likes to tell us some cold jokes.

Once in a Chinese class, the teacher was telling us the meaning of sentences, and she made the content profound. Difficult knowledge was written on the blackboard, and the students copied down all the key parts. At this time, there was only the sound of writing in unison in the class.

But I was sitting there stupidly. When I reacted, most of the classmates had already copied it, and the teacher wiped the blackboard. I suddenly felt that my heart was about to jump out of my throat. I felt uneasy, for fear that the teacher would come to check my books. In the next class, the teacher was analyzing the text, but I didn't listen at all. After class, no one else would let me copy the answers I wrote in class. I looked at others pleadingly, but no one paid any attention to me. I lowered my head helplessly. Then my savior came - Wang Jiani .

She knew why I was unhappy. She brought the Chinese language book and said to me in her kind words: "I'll lend it to you to copy! If you don't understand anything, you can ask me!" Well, after I finish copying, you can teach me to understand the meaning of the sentence, okay?" "Okay!" It was like a ray of sunshine appeared in my heart. She waited patiently for me to finish writing the things I needed to remember in the book.

Wang Jiani once again used her pleasant voice to teach me the knowledge she had learned in class without being stingy at all: "The meaning of this sentence is - the origin of this sentence in the article The function is - the meaning of this sentence is -" Another time, the teacher asked a difficult question, and the originally lively classroom became silent. No one raised their hands. Wang Jiani thought for a while and raised her hand. , the teacher asked her to answer, and she spoke the answer slowly, and there was a burst of applause from around her. My deskmate is such a person who is willing to help others.

I am proud to have such a deskmate. *** Well, the "Tiger Aunt" that Teacher Li talked about in class was quite imaginative.

At this time, the "supernatural story" of my deskmate Chen Weihao sounded next to my left ear, and soon it spread throughout my entire brain to every nerve ending. Unfortunately, my two ears are working at the same time. The left one is listening to supernatural stories, and the right one is listening to "The Legend of the Tiger Aunt".

"On a full moon night... (two hundred words are omitted below), remember, if someone in your family dies, come to me." The Chinese class was pretty good. During the science class, he took his own The pencil case, click, click, click. 9. Write about a humorous classmate

I have a very good classmate, she is xx.

Although her grades were not very good, she was always able to give me great support and encouragement when I was most sad and lost. And she is very helpful.

I remember one time my classmate made me cry. At this time, she came over and said to me: "Don't cry! Don't shed tears for those stinky boys! The more you cry, they will Be happy, let’s go out and play!” After hearing what she said, I thought to myself: That’s right! Why should I shed tears for their stinky boys? So after a while, I became happy again.

Another time, because I didn’t bring my art book, I was very anxious and restless in my seat. At this time, w x seemed to see what was on my mind.

So she asked me: "xx, what's wrong with you? Did you not bring a book?" I lowered my head and whispered: "Yes." "Then I'll lend it to you!" " she said enthusiastically.

I said doubtfully: "Then you have no books?" "It doesn't matter." xx said, "My grades are worse than yours, so it won't matter if I am criticized by the teacher!" xx Seeing that I still didn't answer her, she forced the book into my hand.

At this time, the class *** rang. I didn't give the book back to her.

The teacher who made her suffer gave her a severe criticism! I am proud to have this classmate! In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so lovely. Ninety people, from schools in different places, can gather together today and have been together for three years. I think it is a kind of fate. The ancients said: " Why do we need to know each other before we meet? "Yes, why care about the past? As long as we get together, we should cherish it and pay attention to this fate.

In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so beautiful. We are both the treasures of our parents. In the eyes of our parents, we will always be their angels. Everyone has their own unique character, everyone has different excitement, and everyone has their own colorful sky.

In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so outstanding. After just a few months of getting along, I found that many classmates have their own shining points: he is cautious, she is serious, she is hardworking, She was brilliant in literature, he was tireless, he was motivated... Their persistence and beauty left an indelible impression on me. Through the exam, I discovered some talented girls, they were all so diligent and cute. In my eyes, every one of my classmates is so kind. They are willing to help others. They have helped me, a stranger, time and time again, and they have also infected the people around them with their simple and kind hearts... In the blink of an eye, I have entered the third year of junior high school. It's been more than three months, more than three months.

In these three months, I gradually got to know my classmates. In my eyes, they are so cute, so outstanding, so... Classmates, what a beautiful word, it always uses its purity. Touches my heart………….