The funny jokes about service are as follows:

1. Once I went to a restaurant to eat, and the waiter asked me if I wanted to order. I said: "Okay, please give me an 'anything goes' menu."

2. I once went to a barber shop to get a haircut, and the barber asked me: "You want it to be shorter?" Or longer?" I said, "I don't know, just cut it as you like." 3. I once went to the bank to handle business, and the teller asked me, "Do you need a credit card?" I said. : "No, I already have a credit card." Then she asked, "Do you want a loan?" I said, "No, I already have enough money."

4. I once stayed at a hotel and the front desk clerk asked me: "Do you need to book breakfast?" I said: "No, I have already eaten." She asked again: "Do you need to book laundry service?" I said : "No, I've already washed it." Finally, she said, "Do you need to book a meal delivery service?" I replied, "No, I'm full."

5. I once went shopping in a supermarket and the cashier asked me: "Do you need a bag?" I said: "No, I will bring my own bag." She asked again: "Then do you need a shopping cart?" I said: "No. If necessary, I can take the goods by myself.” Finally, she said, “Do you need help moving the goods?” I replied, “No, I can move them by myself.”

6. I went there before. When I applied for a card at a gym, the coach asked me: "Do you need a personal trainer?" I said: "No, I have my own training plan." He then asked: "Then do you need to participate in group classes?" I said: " No, I like to exercise alone.” Finally, he said: “Do you need to buy supplements?” I replied: “No, I already have enough diet control.”

7. I once went to a beauty salon to get my hair done, and the beautician asked me: "Do you need a perm?" I said: "No, I just want to trim it." She asked again: "Do you need to dye your hair?" I said: "No, I just want to keep the natural color." Finally she said: "Do you need to take care of your hair?" I replied: "No, I have already taken good care of it."

8. I once went to a bookstore to buy books, and the clerk asked me: "Do you need to recommend some good books?" I said: "No, I already have my own reading plan." She asked again: "Do you need to borrow magazines? "I said, "No, I'm just here to buy books." Finally, she said, "Do you need to buy stationery?" I replied, "No, I already have my own pen and paper."

9. I once went on a trip and the tour guide asked me: "Do you need to rent a bicycle?" I said: "No, I have my own transportation." She asked again: "Then do you need to rent a tour guide?" "I said: "No, I already have my own travel plan." Finally she said: "Do you need to buy souvenirs?" I replied: "No, I already have a lot of souvenirs."

10. I once went to a barber shop to get a haircut, and the barber asked me: "Do you want it shorter or longer?" I replied: "I don't know, you can cut it whatever you want."