Wen De ordered Qu Jun sternly, but Qu Jun did not follow his words, but laughed loudly, "Wende, I admit that you are very powerful! But... as a summoner, you are still A novice who doesn’t know anything! ”

1. What kind of road can’t be walked? (Answer: Circuit) 2. Every move of Little Bobbie is inseparable from the rope, why? (Answer: Little Bo 3. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming) 4. A student throws a coin into the air: if it lands on heads, go to the movies, if it lands on tails, go play billiards, and if the coin stands up, go to study. (Answer: Go study) 5. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slowly. When they reach the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs don’t sweat) 6. There is a species An animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is it? (Answer: Little tiger) 7 7. A monkey can break one corn per minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in 5 minutes? ( Answer: Not one was broken) 8. A slip (hint: pay attention to the homophony) Three trees, 10 horses need to be tied, only one can be tied but not two? (Answer: How to tie) 9. What thing in the world is higher than the sky ? (Answer: The heart is higher than the sky) 10. What precious thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: Artificial satellite) 11. Three Jinxin, three water are called Miao, three people are called the crowd, then three ghosts should What is it called? (Answer: Call for help) 12. When a fat girl is sick, what is she most afraid of when people come to visit her? (Answer: Take care of yourself) 13. What is more annoying than a crow? (Answer: A crow's beak) 14. Who is Confucius the greatest in our country? (Answer: the old man) 15. What is Sleeping Beauty most afraid of? (Answer: insomnia) 16. Xiao Ming said to Xiao Hua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit. ! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body) 17. No matter how similar the twins are, someone will always be able to tell them apart. Who is this person? (Answer: Themselves) 18. Besides the train, which car is the longest in the world? ? (Answer: Traffic jam) 19. Who is the person who only works one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus) 20. Why don’t eggs break when you hit an egg against a stone? (Answer: Of course if you hit an egg against a stone, It won’t suck) 21. Which game is about running backwards? (Answer: Tug of War) 22. What is the relationship between your father’s sister’s cousin’s cousin’s father and your uncle’s son’s sister-in-law? (Answer: Relatives Relationship) 23. What does a dentist rely on for a living? (Answer: Mouth) 24. He is obviously myopic and is also a famous greedy boy. If you put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the book, what do you think he will read first? ( Answer: Can’t see anything) 25. A person who can’t swim fell into the water but didn’t drown. Why? (Answer: Wearing a life jacket) 26. What can be used to solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery) 27. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. Which dog sweats more when they reach the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don’t sweat) 28. Chu Chu’s birthday is on March 30 May I ask which year it is March 30th? (Answer: March 30th every year) 29. Where is the sea that does not produce fish? (Answer: Cihai) 30. So far, the largest one you have ever seen What is the shadow? (Answer: Night, which is the shadow of the earth) 31. There is a natural black marble. On September 7th, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river) 32. What is the fastest way for ice to turn into water? (Answer: Which two points of the word ice are removed) 33. Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw When an enemy approached him quietly, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he is aiming) 34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself) 35. What thing climbs higher the hotter the weather? (Answer: Dimension meter) 36. What will increase by half after being inverted? (Answer: Number 6) 37. Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market cannot come) 38. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees cannot jump) 39. There is a certain order written on the paper.

However, those who understand this text must not read the order. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: It says on the grade, don’t read out this article) 40. What will an air conditioner turn into if it falls from the building? (Answer: murder weapon) 41. Why do modern people become increasingly unfaithful to their words? (Answer: Of course it is more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter) 42. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps apart, and they work in the same factory. I go to work, but when I go to work every day, one always turns to the left and the other to the right. Why? (Answer: They live across the door.) 43. When can a net be used to carry water? (Answer: When the water turns to ice, of course you can use a net. Mention) 44. Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: In bed) Six-year-old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does his mother always ask his father, who cannot repair clocks, to repair it for him? Answer: Because mom asked dad to fix Xiao Ming properly. When will the big clock in Times Square ring 13 times? Answer: When it’s time to make repairs, what’s the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open your eyes A truck driver hits a motorcyclist. The truck driver is seriously injured but the motorcyclist is fine? Answer: Truck drivers did not drive at that time. In ancient times, who became a father-in-law before becoming a father? ?Answer: Eunuch Xiao Li drank and bruised his face. When he returned home, he was afraid that his wife would scold him if she found out. So he went to the bathroom and put a band-aid on in front of the mirror, but he was still scolded by his wife the next day. Why? Answer: The band-aid was on If someone asks you for directions on the mirror, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Answer: Is this the earth? What kind of competition does the winner get no prizes, but the loser does? Answer: Boxing, drinking, and Xiao Zhang being imprisoned He was in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door even with all his strength. Why? Answer: Just push it away. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right and makes three circles on the same spot, then turns back and makes three circles on the same spot, and then turns right again. Where is its tail facing at this time? Answer: Toward Why is there a hospital that never treats people? Answer: Two pairs of father and son in the veterinary hospital went to buy hats. Each of them bought one hat, but why did they only buy three hats? ?Answer: What melons can’t be eaten by three generations of grandparents? Answer: Fool, why do four 9s add up to 100? ?Answer: 99+9/9 = 100When does someone knock on the door and you never say come in? ?Answer: When Xiao Wang was standing guard at the outpost while going to the toilet, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly, but why did he turn a blind eye? Answer: Aiming at the target. Is the black chicken or the white chicken more powerful? Why? Answer: Black chickens are powerful and can lay white eggs, while white chickens cannot lay black eggs. Everything in the world melts when heated, but there is one thing that solidifies when heated. What is it? Answer: Dan During an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the exact same test paper, but the teacher believed that they definitely did not cheat. Why is this? Answer: They are all products whose manufacturing date and expiry date are the same day. What is the answer: There is a person in the newspaper. He was born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? ?Answer: What word for yourself is commonly used around the world? ?Answer: Arabic numerals Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he took out his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, unwon lottery tickets, and photos of his old lover were all scattered on the ground. When he was panicking, in order to avoid a quarrel, he immediately covered something with his hands.

Please tell me, what will he cover? Answer: Cover your wife’s eyes. The ice looks like aluminum foil (four-character idiom)? Answer: Walking on thin ice (like aluminum foil ice). This letter is made of two eggs (four-character idiom)? Answer: Promise (a four-character idiom) The letter is Dandan) Both the wheat noodles were stolen (four-character idiom)? Answer: Be thorough in everything (all thieves) The cow that mooed stopped mooing after swimming in water (four-character idiom)? Answer: Brave Wumou (swimming without moo) A turtle is famous for carrying a cross (four-character idiom)? Answer: Well-deserved (the cross is named turtle) A girl hangs her mobile phone on her chest (guess the name of the fruit)? Answer: Lychee (Milk Machine) Why do people like to read comics? Answer: Boring On the bus, two people were having a lively conversation, but the onlookers couldn't hear a word. Why? Answer: Are these a pair of deaf-mute people? Please think carefully, what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? Answer: The shadow of the earth, that is, every night? Mrs. Jin has always been outspoken, but what happened to make her suddenly hesitant? ?Answer: Mrs. Jin hesitated when eating sugar cane? There is a kind of medicine that you want to take but can’t buy it in the drugstore. What kind of medicine is it? Answer: Regret Medicine Some people often jump from a height of ten meters without any safety device. Why? Answer: High diving. What kind of rain can kill people? Answer: Rain of bullets. Why do everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because standing and watching will make your feet sore. What will be the impact of abolishing morning self-study? Answer: Sleep less for half an hour. Why did Dr. J have a hollow on the ground after doing 10 squats? Answer: Because he did a push-up with one hand and asked the tortoise and the hare to race, and asked the pig to be the referee. Who will win, the tortoise and the hare? Answer: Can’t say! The person who said it was a pig... What is the similarity between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken) talk Why do some people like to take a shower after taking a bath? Answer: How do men sort clothes when peeing in the bath is disgusting? Answer: [Dirty body] and [Dirty body but still wearable] After going to the toilet, is it better to wipe your butt with your left hand or your right hand? Answer: It is better to use toilet paper... When taking the joint entrance examination, besides the admission ticket, what is the most important thing? Answer: Remember what would happen if a man and a woman got up? Answer: Two people. Xiao Ma's father is in the municipal library (four-character idiom) Answer: 知道老马 (市图老马) What is the difference between a new husband and a newly bought dog? Answer: Newly bought The dog is still very excited to see you after a year. Bobo accidentally swallowed 1 yuan. Bobo's father turned him upside down and patted him, but he spit out 10 yuan. What should Bobo's father do at this time? Answer: Keep feeding him one dollar. Which number is the hardest working? Which number is the laziest? Answer: One does not do, two does not stop. A bear without a tail is a tailed bear. What kind of bear is a bear without a penis? Answer: Female Bear, what is the smallest island in the world? Answer: Why is the safety island so busy? Answer: September 28th of Waterfall is the birthday of Confucius, so what day is October 28th? Answer: Confucius’ full moon and the wolf is coming (guess the fruit)? Answer: Star Tao (Yangflee) What would the world be like if Jiang Gong (Chiang Kai-shek) was still alive? Answer: One more person... There are carps under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)? Answer: Polite (there are carps on the ice) Why can tofu hurt people? Answer: Because it is frozen tofu. An ant actually came from Sichuan Is it possible to climb to Tokyo? Answer: There was an accident while climbing a bus on the map. Everyone was injured. Why was Xiao Ming okay? Answer: Because he is not in the car. There is a place that he can enter and exit from. What is this place? Answer: The chicken and goose race in the tomb. The chicken runs faster than the goose. Why does it arrive at the finish line later? Answer: The chicken ran the wrong way. A rubber ball and an iron ball fall from a tall building. Who will hit the ground first? Answer: Tie Qiu’s class bell rang, but no classmates were in the classroom. What’s going on? Answer: I am in physical education class. Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand? Answer: The car is a taxi. Who has a busy job all day long? Answer: The ballerina Lingling has never learned arithmetic, but her teacher praises her as one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Count from one to two. When Columbus stepped into the New World with one foot, what did he do next? Answer: Take the other. People keep eating those things, but they can never get enough.

Answer: How can air make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: Handstand What is the thing that everyone will never forget before going to bed? Answer: Close your eyes. Some people say that eating fish can prevent myopia. Why? Answer: Have you ever seen an old man with cat eyes who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator? Answer: Because he lives on the first floor. Others: 1. How did Lin Daiyu die? Answer: Falling to death. There is a song to prove it: Miss Lin falls from the world 2. On the bus, two people were having a heated conversation, but the onlookers couldn't hear a word. Why? Answer: This is a pair of deaf-mute people 3. What kind of chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog 4. Which snake has many mouths? Answer: Chattering 5. What place can people never see? Answer: behind oneself 6. What do you think of seven men and seven women? Answer: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 7. 23456789. Make an idiom. Answer: Lack of food and clothing {lack of one and lack of ten} 8. What do you see most on the boat? Answer: water9. God doesn't know what, you don't know and I know? Answer: There was a big hole in the sole of the shoe10. What can be thrown on the street without a fine? Answer: Banknotes What to do if the pigs run out of the pigsty? Leehom Wang What to do if the pigs run out again? Han Hong 1) Penguin Meat Question: A male scientist recalled that he and his wife went to Antarctica for an expedition, but he became snowblind during the trip and could not see anything. So they wandered around the Antarctic and ended up eating penguins alive to stay alive. But his wife couldn't hold on in the end and died in the end. He continued walking alone for a day and was finally rescued. The next day he went to the Penguin restaurant to eat penguins, but when he came back he committed suicide. Why? 2) Train hopping Question: A man took a train to Linzhen to see a doctor. After seeing a doctor, he was completely cured. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, and the man jumped off the train and committed suicide. Why? 3) Water plants Question: A boy and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, and the boy jumped into the water to look for her, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he returned to his hometown and saw an old man fishing, but the fish the old man caught had no aquatic plants on it. He asked the old man why there was no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: This river has never grown any water plants. At this point, the boy suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why? 4) The story of the funeral Q: There are three mothers and daughters. The mother died and the sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a very handsome man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. After arriving home from the meeting, the younger sister killed her elder sister. Why? 5) Half a Match Question: There is a man lying dead in the desert with his head down. There are several suitcases scattered around him, and this man is holding half a match in his hand. Infer how this person died? 6) Sawdust all over the floor Question: There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other dwarf. The circus only needs one dwarf, and the shorter the circus dwarf is, the better. Two dwarfs decide who is shorter, and the taller one commits suicide. However, the day before the agreed height comparison, the blind dwarf, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home. Only wooden furniture and wood chips were found in his home. Why did he commit suicide? 7) Knocking on the door in the middle of the night Question: A man lived in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock on the door in the middle of the night. He opened the door but there was no one, so he went to sleep. After waiting for a while, there was another knock on the door. I went to open the door, but there was still no one. This happened several times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took away the man at the top of the mountain. Why? 8) Cows eating grass Question: There is a young man whose house is separated from the neighbor couple’s house by a lawn. Late one night, the man was woken up by a quarrel next door. Then he heard the sound of objects being thrown, the sound of axes being chopped, and the sound of cows grazing. After a while, he heard the sound of someone knocking on his door again, but he couldn't help it. I ignored it and fell asleep again. The next day, he found the mistress next door died tragically at his door. reason about its process.

9) Unprovoked suicide Question: A rainy night. A man was driving and listening to the radio in his car. It was being broadcast on the radio at this time. Due to strong wind and heavy rain that night. News of a plane crash. While the man was listening carefully, there was suddenly a burst of thunder and lightning in the distance. The broadcast was paused for a few seconds due to interference. Just when the broadcast was about to return to normal, the man suddenly jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why? 10) The crashed plane Q: A building manager. That night, due to negligence, the searchlight on the roof of the building was extinguished. the next day. He saw a report in the newspaper that a plane crashed into a building last night. The building he was hit by happened to be his company building. When he saw the news, he ran to the top floor of the building as quickly as possible, and then jumped to his death. Why? 1. The male scientist actually ate the meat of his friend to stay alive. When he went to eat real penguin meat, he discovered the fact (the penguin meat was different from what he had eaten), so he committed suicide; 2. Chapter The two of them followed the train into the tunnel and it was dark. He thought that the blindness he had just cured had relapsed. He couldn't bear the sudden blow and committed suicide; 3. When the boy knew that there was no algae in the river, he realized that the blindness that had just been cured had relapsed. The "algae" that he kicked away from his feet was actually his girlfriend's hair. He committed suicide out of self-blame. 4. The younger sister killed her older sister because she thought she could hold another funeral and then see the handsome guy again. 5. This person and his friends went on a hot air balloon mission through the desert. Due to insufficient fuel, they had to lose weight. It was not enough to throw away the suitcases and so on. They also had to lose weight, so they drew lots with matches to find the whole stick. The one who draws the half stick will jump off. The protagonist is very unfortunate to win the bid... 6. The blind dwarf secretly went to the blind dwarf's house and sawed off all the furniture in the blind dwarf's house. One piece. The blind dwarf didn't know the situation because he had to rely on his body to touch the furniture. When he suddenly found that his furniture had become shorter, he thought he had grown taller, so he committed suicide... 7. Because of that person The house was built on the top of a mountain, and the door opened outwards. Every time the unfortunate victim climbed to the door and knocked on the door to call for help, as soon as the owner of the house opened the door, he would be knocked down by the door, so the owner could not see the call for help. The story goes around and over again, and the victim fell to death. 8. The neighbor couple was quarreling (sound of quarrel), and then the wife started throwing things (sound of throwing things). The husband angrily picked up an ax and chopped off his wife's arms. He couldn't stop it. The hand then chopped off the wife's legs and cut out her tongue (the sound of an axe). The husband wanted to dispose of the body the next day, but his wife did not die. The wife asked the man who lived next door for help when her husband returned to the room to rest. However, because she lost her legs, arms, and tongue, the wife could only bite the grass in the lawn and slowly move her body to crawl over (the sound of cows grazing). After crawling to the door, the wife banged her head on the door of the man's house (the sound of banging on the door) to ask for help, and finally died of excessive blood loss. … 9. This man was a news anchor at a radio station. He orchestrated a murder in which he killed his wife. He used pre-recorded tapes and played them while he was anchoring. At the same time, he went back and killed his wife and drove back. What he listened to in the car was what he had pre-recorded. However, the broadcast was interrupted and paused for a few seconds, but his recording was not paused, which immediately wiped out his alibi, so he jumped out of the car and committed suicide. 10. He went to the top floor to turn on the searchlight to escape responsibility. But the building has been hit by a plane, and when he climbed to the roof, the building collapsed. Also: 1. Why do bats often hang upside down? Because it has gastroptosis. 2. A train takes 6 hours to arrive from point A to point B. Now it has traveled 3 hours. Where should the train be now? On the railroad tracks. 3. After breakfast, I took a big steamed bun to the toilet. Why was there only half of the steamed bun left when I came out? He forgot to bring toilet paper. 4. Why does everyone say that Xiaomao eats human flesh without spitting out the bones? Because he ate a dough-maker. 5. Why does my brother never stop when he encounters an intersection when driving a military vehicle? He used to drive a train. 6. Under what circumstances does one plus one definitely not equal two? A cup of water added to a pound of flour will only equal one lump of dough. 7. Why do vampires never drink fruit or vegetable juices? Afraid of that cross in "Juice."

8. The male crab drank because he was afraid of being blamed by his wife. He sprayed cologne on himself and rinsed his mouth before going home. However, before he even entered the house, his wife who was waiting at the door found him drunk again. ,Why? Because he walked back straight. 9. Abi will take the English test tomorrow. He heard that the Bodhisattva at Fo Guang Shan answers all requests. He hurriedly went to the mountain to burn incense and pray to the Buddha, asking the Bodhisattva to bless him to pass the test tomorrow. But he still failed the English test the next day. Why? Because the Bodhisattva cannot understand English, he cannot make the crossing! 10. If a person encounters 10 lions on his way home, what will he become? Ten piles of lion poop. 11. What should you do when your girlfriend keeps pestering you for stars in the sky? Punch her hard and ask her if she wants the moon. 12. Which comes first, the dentist or the toothache? Toothworm 13. Cosmetics make a woman’s face beautiful, but who’s face becomes ugly? The Man Who Pays 14. Wang Jing is a polite person, but when does he not invite others in when someone knocks on the door? He is in the toilet 15. What is the most painful thing for birds? You cannot ascend to heaven after death. 16. Wang Jing took 100 yuan to the store and bought 75 yuan of stuff, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? He only gave the boss 80 yuan. 17. What kind of person wants as many children as possible? Children's product manufacturer 18. What is the last thing a person should do before death? Take your last breath 19. How big of a ship is needed to transport a 5-ton piece of wood from upstream to downstream? No need for a boat, just float. 20. A full passenger plane fell from a high altitude, but no one was injured. Why? All dead 21. Wang Jing, who graduated from junior high school, studied high school and university courses by himself. What is his education level? Arrogance 22. What is the difference between the son of a dragon and the son of a dog? One is a prince and the other is a dog. 23. What is the difference between a flea and a lion? Ever seen fleas on a lion? 24. On January 1, 2000, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it was? Breathing 25. Who knows best how many stars there are in the sky? Who knows. Also: Brain Teasers] What makes you more angry? [Brain Teasers] People feel sad when the balloon is not burst, but happy when it bursts. What is this? World record [Brain teaser] What kind of thing can't be bought in a bookstore? Suicide note, secretary [Brain teaser] What is the difference in your feelings after being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Different Teeth Marks [Brain Teasers] What is the absolute most common point in the lives of husband and wife? The wedding dates are exactly the same [Brain Teasers] Which road is the narrowest? Enemies meet on a narrow road [Brain Teasers] What are the main causes of divorce? Marriage [Brain Teasers] What comes often but never really comes? Tomorrow [Brain Teasers] On a dark and stormy night, Xiao Li met a ghost. The ghost fled. Why? I met a coward [brain teaser] The heart transplant operation failed. The patient sang a song to the doctor as his last words. Please guess the name of the song. In fact, you don’t understand my heart haha ??O(∩_∩)O~Hurry up and adopt it~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

+1

Already liked

Satisfactory answer

Member Family 2011

Ask a question to the group< /p>

Adoption rate: 15.0%

Satisfactory answer: 67

Declaration: I decide what is mine

Member Family 2011

Junior group

Cooperating respondent: 1 person

2011-01-23

1 Who in the world grows old all of a sudden? Answer: Bride .Because today I am the bride and tomorrow I am the wife. 2. How much is a heart worth? Answer: 100 million. Because you are single-minded! 3. How much money do you need to bring to go out in typhoon weather? Answer: 40 million. Because there is nothing wrong with typhoon weather. Don't go out. 4 There is an exam, what books can't be read? Answer: Encyclopedia (lost all encyclopedias). 5 If the end of the world is tomorrow, why do some people want to commit suicide today? [Answer] Go to heaven and occupy a place 6 Question: Bu What is paper afraid of? Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing. Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).

7 Question: What is the last name of the pencil? Answer: Xiao Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil. 8 Question: What will the Kirin become when it reaches the North Pole? Answer: Ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin). 9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 is the most hard-working and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 is lazy; 2 is hard-working Reason: If one (1) does not do two (2), it will not stop. 10 Question: How to make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Press it. Reason: total silence (overwhelming silence). 11 Question: Who is the fastest runner in history? Answer: Cao Cao Reason: Said Cao Cao and Cao Cao to 12 Question: Which number from 30 to 50 is more powerful than a bear’s poop! Answer: 40 Reason: Facts are better than bad (bear) argument 13 Question : What should I do if the pigs run out of the pigsty? Answer: Wang Leehom Reason: coax 14 in. Question: What should I do if it comes out again? Answer: Han Hong Reason: still coax 15 September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what is October 28? Day? Answer: Confucius Full Moon 16 The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)? Answer: Star fruit (sheep flee) 17 What would the world be like if Mr. Jiang (Chiang Kai-shek) was still alive? Answer: One more person... 18 Under these two pieces of ice Are there carps (four-character idiom)? Answer: Polite and polite (there are carps on ice) 19 Why can tofu hurt people? Answer: Because it is frozen tofu 20 An accident occurred in a bus and everyone was injured. Why did Xiao Ming Is everything okay? Answer: Because he is not in the car. 21 There is a place that can be entered or exited. Where is it? Answer: Grave 22 Chicken and goose run a 100-meter race. The chicken runs faster than the goose. Why does it arrive at the finish line later? Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction 23 The school bell rang, but no classmates were in the classroom. What happened? Answer: It was a physical education class 24 Lingling had never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her for being one of the best in mathematics. Why? Answer: Count from one to two 25 When Columbus stepped into the New World with one foot, what did he do next? Answer: Step with the other foot

+1

Liked< /p>