People are afraid of being famous and strong, while men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

If being rich is also a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go!

If the heart has no resting place, it is wandering everywhere!

Work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and go empty.

We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

Mom said that it is best not to miss two things in life: the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply.

After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so specific!

When I was a child, I didn't study. My mother said, "When I grow up, I will let you marry a bachelor who sells pork." Now I educate my daughter: "study hard and grow up to marry a bachelor who sells pork."

Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, you must have his plans.

Don't say that women are too realistic if men are not capable, and don't say that men are too playboy if women are not capable.

Look into my eyes, you will see perseverance and sincerity besides excrement.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

Many people have jumped off buildings recently, so be careful not to get hit.

Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art

My principle is: I won't commit crimes unless people attack me; If people attack me, I will be angry!

People always make mistakes, otherwise the right way will be crowded.

Once in a while, you'll feel great if you live in silence, but you'll be miserable if you live in silence

You can't eat a fat man in one bite, but the fat man is eaten in one bite!

I was also an infatuated seed, and it rained and drowned.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

A woman who knows little about men eventually becomes a man's wife, and a woman who knows everything about men finally becomes an old woman.

God has given us acne as well as youth.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try several times in the surrounding trees.

Everyone has at least one dream and a reason to be strong.

Mature people don't ask about the past, smart people don't ask about the present, and open-minded people don't ask about the future.

I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with my mouse, then select a hundred-dollar bill, press "ctrl c" and then keep "ctrl v". China famous sketch actor Zhao Lirong's classic quotations

Zhao Lirong (March 11, 1928-July 17, 2) was a famous sketch actor and pingju performance artist in China. People from Baodi District, Tianjin. She first appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival party in 1988 (at the age of 6). She is the founder of musical sketches. He was also the first generation sketch king before Zhao Benshan. It has the reputation of the Queen Mother of Sketches. In 1991, she won the Best Actress at the Tokyo International Film Festival and the China Film Government Award for her role as Mother in Chinese New Year. In 1992, she won the Hundred Flowers Award Best Actress Award and the 4th China Film Performing Arts Society Award.

Zhao Lirong's classic quotation:

People are not as good as a thousand days, flowers are not as red as a hundred days, and people who eat whole grains are not sick. I am a common people. I want to come and go in an ordinary way.

To say a thousand words and ten thousand words is not as good as a great ancestor's saying that it is not as delicious as jiaozi, and it is better to stand upside down.

one cup is appetizing, two cups are kidney-healthy, and three cups and five cups are downed, which ensures that your little face is red in white, black in red, black in autumn, green, blue, purple and pink.

I'll practice your grandmother's mouth! If I graduate from your school, I will be a kidnapper!

what about this yellow one? I know the yellow one. It's a palace carrot. Hehehehehe, it's still a gathering of heroes. I think it's just a radish meeting.

Bhutto sells cloth, socks and shoes, and I am the rice tray.

Cixi is the Empress Dowager who eats more than 2 dishes at a time. No way! No way! No way! I'm a poor farmer for eight generations, and her ingredients are too high. I won't install this.

this packaging is so uncomfortable that I can't open my mouth and I can't keep up with it! Do you feel uncomfortable? Do you feel uncomfortable?

In the past year, we didn't see any meat and fishy food for a year. In that year, we stewed a pot of ribs. Look at you, you chewed all the bones, which made our old yellow dog bark at you.

tango is just walking. Chest out, abdomen in, legs up, snapping, tango is just walking, three steps and one channeling, two, two turns back, five steps and one wave, and then you walk again. This is called tango.

you also play two kinds of deep games, and you also play two kinds of high-level games. Is this called the devil's meeting in the village? If I don't give you a play today, you won't know what a high level is and what a new life is.

Do you think that we old people eat something good, wear something good and find a wife? No, no, we have higher spiritual pursuits. This is called rejuvenating, old trees sprout new buds, and the golden sunset is so brilliant!

Don't be too intimate. Now, there are some people who, as long as they see men and women together, don't care about you, young or old, and say that you are dating someone. In fact, it is the one who thinks about people, and he thinks badly.

What do you know? That kid has a lot of brains. If he uses a little, he will use less.

I tell you, what about you? Do you know that we have a sea lamp? Hai Deng, that's my brother, and I'm his sister. I'm telling you, I'm not an ordinary old lady. I'm a kung fu person, or I'll work hard for you. See? See? You know this leg. It's called Hai Zhai. I'll take you to Shanghai with this foot. Quotations from Little Shenyang

1. I'll buy it for you if you like ... (after realizing the anger of the other party) No, it's "Brother, I'll buy it for you!"

2. Oh, I said you didn't run when others ran, didn't you? You despised me, didn't you? I said why didn't you stumble? Here I am.

3. I wandered around the mall and asked a waiter casually, how much do you sell this dress? She said, yuan. I said, do you sell it in yuan? She said yes, and then she asked me to pay. I said, I won't buy it, just stroll around.

4. The theme song of the famous American rock TV series Water Margin, the opening song of the flower escort, is dedicated to you by Dao Lang's lover.

5. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

6. Give you a colorful moonlight cable fart.

7. I'll just stroll on the floor, and I won't look back.

8. If you ask me who I am, I am nicknamed Little Gong Li.

9. If you ignore me, I will become a dog!

1. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

11. If you want to watch duet happily, watch football if you want to be upset, and watch zg football if you want to be upset when you die.

12. If you become famous, you still need to develop slowly. Look at this dress I'm wearing. What, don't look down on people. I bought all my clothes from a specialty store, a shroud store.

13. It's a nice day, windy and rainy.

14. You're blind. I'm a cotton condom.

15. I'm not only lucky, but also have athlete's foot!

16. I have made a grand drop.

17. A Bao's is a sheepskin coat. What are you?

18. Good evening at nine o'clock.

19. Don't think that I am unattainable just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

2. To tell you the truth, I'm nothing like it.

21. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm Avanti!

22. I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough.

23. Don't thank me. How dare I charge you money after thanking you!

24. I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't played the beauty trick yet!

25. Three cobblers' feet stink to death.

26. The sun shines on the earth and everyone is welcome to the theatre.

27. I not only have a car, but also do it by myself!

28. When I got home, you still chased me. One day passed with your eyes closed, and another life passed with your eyes closed.

29. Damn it, don't ask single men such questions.

3. Am I a man or a woman? I'm ambivalent, too

31. Come to Brother? I, Xiao Tang, well, when I arrived in my daughter's country, XX slapped my mouth hard.

32. When you come to my class, you don't have to clap all the time. My heart hurts when your wrist hurts.

33. As a typical failure, you are really successful.

34. "Bah" is shameless.

35. Don't worry that something will happen to my girlfriend if she follows me-as long as she lays eggs all her life, we will break them immediately and never let the headmaster and parents know!

36. Audience friends say I look like a pervert.

37. You don't have to worry if you give it to me. There is nothing wrong!

38. Oh, my God, I really want this small bag. I carry it out every day, so I just pop it. Hey, sister, guess how much my bag costs? Do you believe it? After the discount.

39. judge a book by its cover.

4. I came back from Tomb-Sweeping Day last year to burn paper for my grandfather. It was very late that day, so I went to the intersection in a hurry. I saw, alas, many people were burning paper here, and I went in with paper between my arms. These people who burned paper at the grave watched me run away. All the shoes were lost. It's the most hateful thing. One elder sister even muttered, "Alas, mama, so! I just lit it, and I came to get it? " What do you think I am?

41. The mirror always reflects light!

42. Push me again, and I'll play dead for you!

43. Does handsome have a P? Maybe it was eaten by pawns!

44, don't be nervous, I'm not a good person ...

45, about the scholar, can you say stealing?

46. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you? Small Shenyang classic sentence

1. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

2. Not only am I lucky, but my athlete's foot is also good!

3. Honesty is more valuable than gold; Wider than the sea is tolerance; Morality is higher than mountains.

4. People say that I am poor-looking, but my mother is very rare about me. My mother said that she took me to the park when I was a child, and many old people gathered around and asked my mother, "Elder sister, where did you buy this monkey?" "Now I have grown up!

5. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; When I have money, I eat wild vegetables in hotels ...

6. I have lived with tears in my life, and I must find a prince riding a white horse in my next life.

7. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome everyone to the theatre! If you want to ask me which one I am, I am nicknamed Little Gong Li!

8. My principle is: I won't commit crimes unless people commit crimes against me; If people attack me, I will be angry!

9. What's the use of being handsome? Maybe it was eaten by pawns!

1. My friends, they all say that at first glance, I take advantage of it. In fact, I don't take advantage of it at all. I don't believe you ... I might as well take a closer look!

11. Life is like this: one day passes when you close your eyes, and another life passes when you close your eyes.

12. Take other people's road and leave others with no choice.

13, above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person.

14. The most painful thing in life is that people die and the money is not spent!

15. I am a person with status. What is a person with status? Is someone with an ID card!

16. You say I'm ugly, but I'm telling you, I'm always talented. Why do you think that is?

17. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

18. There are four great sorrows in life: one drop after a long drought; When you meet an old friend in another country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When I was in to be no.1, I dreamed.

19. On behalf of my bodyguard Osama bin Laden, my secretary Annan, my servant Shui Ping and my pet Koizumi, I thank my friends for praising me so much!

2. People's life is actually short, and sometimes it's the same as sleeping. When eyes are closed and opened, a day passes, howling. When eyes are closed and closed, my life is gone. Howling

21. Although I look abnormal, I'm actually old and talented!

22. If you want to watch Errenzhuan happily, watch football if you want to be upset, and watch China football if you want to be upset to death.

23. My little sister is happy when she sees me. Oh, big brother, you really look like the sea. Unfortunately, big brother, I feel seasick. I feel sick when I see the sea!

24. Push me again, and I'll play dead for you!