Butterfly Lovers
Act 1
Location: Zhu Yingtai’s home. There are three chairs and a table.
Characters: Yingtai’s mother (hereinafter referred to as Ying’s mother), Yingtai’s father (hereinafter referred to as Ying’s father), Master Ma,
(Yingtai’s parents sit together, Yingtai’s father Reading a book)
Maid (enter, presenting the gift list): Madam, sir. Mr. Ma is asking for a meeting outside the door!
Mother Ying (gets up, screams): Husband, husband! Mr. Ma is here to propose marriage today!
Ying’s father (looking up in confusion): Which Mr. Ma is that?
Ying’s mother: It’s Mr. Ma from the east of the village who is as rich as Li Ka-shing!
Father Ying: Is it that Ma Wencai with the big head and thick neck?
Ying’s mother: Yes! Yes yes yes! But Mr. Ma is serious about his affairs, and he is married to a matchmaker!
Father Ying (scholastic style): Madam! According to Article 121, Paragraph 10 of the National Marriage Law, the marriage of children cannot be arranged by parents...
Mother Ying: But according to Article 38, Paragraph N of the Zhu family rules, my daughter is mine, so I have the final say!
Father Ying: Madam! Let’s think more about our daughter’s happiness! !
Ying’s mother: Then you don’t agree with this marriage/
Ying’s father: Let’s think about it carefully!
Mother Ying
Father Ying:
Mother Ying: It’s good to know! But I’ll give you some face later! We will be like this for a while! (The two discussed secretly)
The maid came up and said: Mr. Ma arrives
Father Ying: What do you, a woman, know? Look at Mr. Ma. Deputy virtue, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a toilet... (At this time, Mr. Ma has already appeared, standing behind Ying's father)
Mr. Ma (takes out a handkerchief to wipe sweat): Thank you uncle for not saying that I look like Feng Gong .
Father Ying (turning back after hearing the voice): Who are you?
Mr. Ma (opening the folding fan with a snap): The villain Ma Wencai lives on the edge of Suzhou City. He has a house and land at home. , I have thousands of dollars, my father is an official, and I have endless joy in life. I have eaten bear paws, deer antlers, shark fins and seafood more than a hundred times, a hundred times. Who knows I still have a regret in my heart. I am twenty-three this year, but I have never eaten it. Hold the beautiful girl’s hand. Hold her hand!
Mother Ying (hurriedly came up to greet her): Oh, look, Mr. Ma is not only handsome, but he can also sing! (To the outside) Cuihua, serve tea
Maid: Yes!
Mr. Ma (sitting down slowly): Uncle and aunt, I don’t know about my marriage to Yingtai...
Ying’s mother: Of course it is... ·····
Father Ying: No need to talk! (Stands up angrily and points at Mr. Ma)
Mr. Ma: Uncle, I————————
Father Ying: What are you doing? Do you know what League A is?
Mr. Ma: I don’t know...
Father Ying: Do you know “Whoareyou”?
Mr. Ma: No I know
Ying’s father: Do you know what Super Girl is?
Ma Gongzi: I don’t know
Ying’s father: Do you know that you are an idiot?
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Mr. Ma: I don’t know
Ying’s father: Look, look, such an idiot who knows nothing asks me to marry Yingtai to him. How can I rest assured!
Mr. Ma (walking aside): Am I really an idiot? Am I unable to marry my Yingtai?
Ying’s mother (comes closer): My dear son-in-law! Don’t worry! There is still hope for our Yingtai family!
(Singing "Hope")
Ma: Auntie! You sing so well! I also have hope, but what should I do?
Ying’s mother: Oh, that’s what I saw recently. It’s tickling!
Ma (takes out the phone): Auntie, look at my MP4 with the head of the elephant! Li): That’s so embarrassing!
Ma: Nothing! I have dozens more!
I have one more thing! I’m always clamoring to buy the one I’m wearing.
Ma (quickly taking off his clothes): Auntie, take it!
Ying Mu (said at the same time) Take away the clothes): That’s not good, right?
Ma: There are several sets at home!
Ying’s mother: Tell your aunt, do you like our Yingtai? /p>
Ma: That’s not an ordinary liking! That’s quite a liking! I like it during the day and at night...
Ying’s mother: Okay, okay, I’ll follow you! Tell me, your uncle is not interested in anything, not that one! (Making money) Ma: Oh, I understand! (Coming to Zhu Fu), uncle! I took 3 million this time. The gift!
Ying’s father: What’s wrong with 3 million! What’s wrong with people now? (But he immediately came to Ma’s side.) That 300 is real or fake! ! ?
Mr. Ma: Of course it’s true. Look, I’ve got the check for three million!
Mr. Ma: Father-in-law!! (Takes out a contract) Please sign it, and if you agree to my marriage to Yingtai, this check will be yours... (The contract is Ying’s father snatched it away) Ying’s father: Why didn’t you tell me earlier (Ying’s mother asked her first, and then wrote, now) Maid: The master and his wife are not well. ! The lady is missing! Yingtai! (While running off the stage, he snatched the check from Mr. Ma) My Yingtai! Runs off the stage) Mr. Ma (stunned, looking at the contract): What! I don’t agree! My 3 million! (Chasing off the stage) (Lights dim, scene one) End) Act II School Narrator: Zhu Yingtai traveled around after running away from marriage. One day she came to "Harvard". The so-called "Harvard" means "Harbin Buddhist Men's College". The school environment is elegant and the books are loud. So she signed up. , went to college! This is her first day of class (Zhu Yingtai appears, dressed in hip-hop.) Zhu Yingtai (singing): I am a girl, a beautiful girl· ··Little girl, I am 18 this year. (I reacted immediately) Handsome man, I am 18 years old, and I am still unmarried. I came to Harvard to be gilded. The main purpose is to escape from marriage! Liang Shanbai (appeared with a book): Wind and rain bring spring back, and wind and snow welcome spring. Learn to look at me, Liangshan Bo, but I’m still out of tune! Zhu Yingtai: Wow~~ (Liang Shanbai was startled) (Freeze frame) Narrator: It was with this short 0.01 second of screaming that a fate began. Zhu Yingtai’s inner monologue: Wow, it’s so interesting. Every move he makes is so attractive, it’s him. People have searched for him thousands of times, but that person is in the dim light. Liang Shanbai’s inner monologue: Why are you looking at me blankly and trying to rob me? I have no money. Have you never seen a handsome guy? We are all men, so why bother? No, he wants to rob women? Is he the flower-picking thief who appears frequently recently? Oops, I don’t dare to think about it anymore. There is nothing in our school, but this one. Where's the boss! (As he said this, he wanted to turn around and leave) Zhu Yingtai: Hey! This brother! Liang Shanbai: Ah! Zhu: I am new here, please take care of me! "Japanese Etiquette". Liang: I am new here too, please take good care of me Zhu: My name is Zhu Yingtai, please take good care of me! Liang: My name is Liang Shanbai, please take care of me! Zhu: I am a man, please take care of me! Liang: I am also a man, please take care of me! Zhu: Please take care of me in Class A! Liang: I am also in Class A. Please take care of me! Liang Shanbai: We are classmates, haha~ Zhu Yingtai: Do you know where our Class A is? Liang Shanbai: I am looking for it too Now. Zhu Yingtai: Let’s go together. Liang Shanbai: OK, let’s go. (The two of them get off, find the classroom and sit down) (Enter Ma Wencai , not dressed like a student, with a cigarette in his mouth) Ma (answering the phone): What? Congratulations to Yingtai at Harvard University! good! Everything is under my command! Ma Wencai (Allegro): A daughter of the Zhu family came to see her when she was just growing up. Who knew that Zhu Yingtai was so bold and meticulous that he concealed his identity and read books. In order to seek this beauty, he He can only be bold and fearless and chase after the beauty while reading. No matter the wind and rain, he will be strong and determined to hold her hand, hold her hand...! (Dean enters, the two meet) Dean: This classmate. Ma Wencai: What are you doing? Dean: Do you still look like a student dressed like this? You were still smoking in the teaching area, so I pinched you. Ma Wencai: It’s none of your business, you’re not the dean. Dean: Sample, you are new here! You don’t even know me! I am the dean! Ma Wencai: Ah? (He stuttered) Hospital... Dean, you smoke! No...you drink tea. Dean: Where did you get the tea? Ma Wencai: Then you eat sweets. Dean: What a mess! Ma Wencai: Sorry, sorry. , I am indeed new here, and I didn’t expect to meet the dean. I respect you very much, dean! Please forgive me, I am blind, and I look down upon dogs. Dean: What! Ma Wencai: Small dogs look down upon others. Dean: Go, go, go! Go to the classroom quickly! Ma Wencai: Yes... yes. (Ma Wencai found the classroom and entered) Ma Wencai: Ah, Yingtai! I found you, you are so beautiful! ! You don't know that since I didn't see you last time in your house, I miss you all the time. Oh, Yingtai, give me a chance. Zhu Yingtai: Abnormal! Liang Shanbai: Why is there another person like this in our school? Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang, change seats. Liang Shanbai: I...I am also afraid of homosexuality. Zhu Yingtai: Just change if I ask you to. (The two change seats) Ma Wencai: Yingtai, give me a reason not to sit with you. Zhu Yingtai: Is it necessary? Ma Wencai: Very much needed! Zhu Yingtai: You forced me. I am not gay, but I do not reject homosexuality. As a heterosexual who is not gay, I feel it is necessary for you to know that I actually just want to sit by the window. This location is the right time and place. , you can see the scenery outside, and you can enjoy the wind... Ma Wencai, Liang Shanbai: Ah Dean (Part 1): This, ah, I say, ah, students OK! Today, I will give you this first lesson! This! Let me tell you first! This! If you don’t study hard, it’s better to sell sweet potatoes and become a college student than you were when you were a kid! ! (The three nodded) Dean: Okay, please introduce yourselves first! Let everyone get to know each other! Liang: I’ll come first. My name is Liang Shanbai! (Position) Zhu: My name is Zhu Yingtai, (looking at Liang lovingly) (Horse pulls Liang over): My name is Ma Wencai Dean: Not bad! Let’s continue to explain poetry. Ancient Chinese poetry has always valued words like gold. I will compose an impromptu poem first, and each of you should follow my example and compose an impromptu poem. Listen up... (for a long time) The mountains are so high! Everyone: (for a long time) Is it over? Dean: It’s over. Zhu Yingtai: Is this also called poetry? Dean: Why not? Ma Wencai: Hehe, Dean, you are really enigmatic. This poem cherishes words like gold and uses the shortest words to describe the biggest feature of the mountain, high! It's really high. Dean: Yes! Sit down first! Dean: Then you can use this as an example to start writing poetry. Liangshan Bai, you come first. Liang Shanbai (think about it): The Yangtze River is so long! Dean (nods): Not bad, very profound observation. (Zhu Yingtai didn’t know how to do it, so Liang Shanbai whispered a few words in his ear) Zhu Yingtai: Oh, Dean. Mine is the sea, so big! Dean: Not bad, not bad, courageous! Enough charm! Ma Wencai, it's your turn. Ma Wencai: I...I... Dean: What am I, hurry up. Ma Wencai: Everyone... Dean: What happened to us? Ma Wencai: What a pig! Dean: Damn it! If you can do all this, it seems like you can't take this class. Next, there is still some time, you can talk about your wishes! Come It’s impossible to have no wishes in college! This time Ma Wencai, you say it first Ma Wencai: I have three major wishes: to let mice take abortion pills, to put roller skates on snails, and to put mountain protective coverings on mosquitoes. Dean: Yes! Not bad, what about you, Liangshanbai? Liang: I also have three major wishes in my life: to put ceramic tiles on the Great Wall, to put reverse gear on airplanes, and to put elevators on the Himalayas! Yard Chief: Yes! I have never heard such ambition in my whole life! As long as China has you, there is hope! good! Dean (seeing that Zhu remained silent, asked): Where are you, Zhu Yingtai? Zhu (said affectionately): My greatest wish is to be with the person I love. Hurry and never be separated! I hope he can get up early like a chicken, be as hard-working as a cow, be as docile as a sheep, be as loyal as a dog, and be able to eat anything like a pig without being picky! ! ! (I hope the horse will make several actions while saying this: take out the watch and make strong actions, kneel down on one knee and take out the bowl series of actions docilely) Dean: Well, Why does it sound more and more like me the more you talk? Okay, our class was very successful, very successful! All right! get out of class is over! (Exit the Dean) Zhu: Brother Liang! I found a particularly fun place, let’s go! (Pull the beam down, the horse chases him down) Act Three (Voice-over: Zhu Yingtai went to school with Liang Shanbo in this university. They talked and sang together. But Ma Wencai wreaked havoc, and the music of "Blowing Sprays" played) While narrating, Ma Wencai instructed two gangsters to teach Liang Shan Bai a lesson, and Liang Shan Bai ran away. When Zhu Yingtai saw it, he stopped the two of them, took out a dime and waved his hand. The two of them went to beat Ma Wencai in turn, but Ma Wencai ran away. Another scene: Liang Shanbai was sweeping the floor. Seeing this, Zhu Yingtai went over and grabbed Liang Shanbai’s broom. Ma Wencai went over and grabbed Zhu Yingtai’s sweep. Zhu Yingtai and Liangshan Baichao Ma Wencai waved goodbye and went to play together. (Backstage music of Butterfly Lovers, with narration: Time flies, the sun and the moon fly by, but Ma Wencai never gets Zhu's favor, so she reveals her whereabouts to her parents. In this very special situation During this period, Zhu Yingtai decided not to hide her true identity anymore, she was going to confess her love to Liang Shanbo) Zhu (staring at Liang affectionately): Brother Liang, look! There seemed to be two little birds having a heart-to-heart talk on the grass under the old locust tree over there. They were such a happy couple! Liang (looking into the distance, nodded, and sighed): Oh, if I had known that I would have brought Tang Bohu's slingshot with me, I would have had a delicious meal. What a pity, what a pity... Zhu (stomping his feet secretly): What a "protein" (idiot, idiot, neurotic) Liang (looked stunned): Huh? Who are you talking about? Zhu (with a smile): Well, I’m talking about that stupid bird. He has lived with the other one for three years and he doesn’t even know that the other one is of the opposite sex Liang (shaking his head as if thinking): Brother Zhu, how do you say this? Liang is not talented and I can’t understand it, but please feel free to teach me Zhu: Oh, it’s nothing, I was joking... Brother Liang, you’d better not give it away. I send you a thousand miles, but I have to say goodbye in the end Liang: But I only send you nine hundred and eighty miles. Besides, I wish you are alone and weak. How can you rest assured as a brother? After all, I still want to learn. A little bit of karate. Let me give you another ride Zhu: Then, I have no choice but to be respectful and obey my orders (The two walked around the stage and walked to the other corner of the stage, Stopped again) Zhu: Brother Liang, look! There seem to be two cute little animals swimming in that small river. What are they? Doyouknow? Liang (putting his left hand on his brow as if looking out): Oh! Just two little ducks... I wish |: I’m convinced You! You are so knowledgeable that you don’t even know their names Liang (dumbfounded, confused, and a little aggrieved): Please forgive Liang for his ignorance, but I dare to ask Brother Zhu, what are they? I wish: Aren’t they just mandarin ducks! Do you know why they are called Yuanyang? Liang: Sorry! Zhu: Alas, because they are a male and a female... Do you understand? Liang: Oh... I don’t understand! Zhu (angrily): Oh, Brother Liang, you should go back Liang: Okay, then Liang will send you off not far away. Let’s just say goodbye and see you later. By the way, Yingtai, when you get home, you must not indulge yourself too much and review the C language more. Also, don’t forget to send me an E-Mail! ! Zhu (choked, singing): Sad tears... Liang: Hey, Brother Zhu, why are you crying? Why are you acting like a big girl? (Englishness below, literary talent above) (Ma Wencai smiles crookedly) Liang: Brother Ma! Why are you laughing so much? Ma: I’m telling you something and you can’t stand it! Liang: Tell me what’s the big deal? Ma Wencai: Have you noticed that Zhu Yingtai is a little abnormal. (Tone raised) Liang: (Tone imitating a horse) Is it abnormal? I also think you are a bit effeminate (tone up) Ma Wencai: Seriously, Brother Liang, Yingtai is a woman. Liang: (stupefied for a moment) Huh? ! What? Female! ! ! Ma: Let me tell you good news. I will marry my Snow White soon. Alas! Let’s get to know each other, and then I’ll invite you to drink my wedding wine, haha... (Liang sang "Come Back My Love" sadly) Liang: Yingtai! (Chasing Zhu Xia) Act 4: Zhu Mansion Robbery (The British father and the British mother appear together from the other side of the stage.) The British mother : Husband, I heard that "Minsheng Bank" has reached its daily limit again! Ying’s father: Hey, I bought “Hua Xia Bank”! (Ma Wencai appears with his butler, servants A and B carrying the Minsheng platinum diamond card model, the background music is "The Devil Enters the Village".) Ma Wencai: Brothers , have everything been put away? All the servants: Put it away, Master! Ying’s father: Who do I think it is? It turns out to be Mr. Ma. I wonder what Mr. Ma is doing? Ma Wencai: That’s right, I want you to be my father-in-law, and of course, you will be my mother-in-law, hehe. The British father: I am bold and rude, but I only have one precious daughter The British mother: Yes, our daughter is very precious! Of course, as the saying goes, (subtitles appear) "A thousand-mile marriage depends on a thread, it depends on the conditions! (Pointing to Ma Wencai and the direction outside the court, alluding to Liang Shanbo) As long as the family is really rich, It doesn’t matter if they are in love or not!” It depends on how you express it, everything is easy to discuss! Ma Wencai: Okay, as long as you have the words "Second Elder", steward! Housekeeper: My young master sent a villain to bring some small gifts to the two elders, which is a slight show of sincerity but not respect. (Raise your hand to greet the bunny girl) Two boxes of Maotai liquor (bunny girl displayed, background music "Zhu Bajie Marries a Wife") Two boxes of Chinese cigarettes (bunny girl displayed, background music "Zhu Bajie Marries a Wife") Two sets of Chow Tai Fook diamond jewelry (bunny girl display, background music "Zhu Bajie Marries a Wife") What is more important is a Minsheng Platinum Diamond Card (a Huge diamond card model), of course the mother-in-law must have a supplementary card. The overdraft limit in the card is 3 million yuan, and my young master will repay it every month! This is really - "Minsheng Credit Card, you can get him with one card"! (Everyone shouted "Yeah..." and made a V shape with their hands). English mother: Husband! Look, look, Mr. Ma sent people to bring so many gifts, our Yingtai must be him! Ying’s father: But that boy Liang Shanbo is still at our house. Besides, Yingtai seems to be more in love with him. (Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai appeared and sang "Today You Will Marry Me") Liang Shanbo: The fragrance of spring flowers takes away the hunger and cold of winter The breeze brings unexpected love The singing of birds brings us closer I suddenly fall in love with you at this moment Butterfly Lovers: Listen to me< /p> Walk hand in hand with me Create a happy life You were too late yesterday It will be a pity tomorrow Will you marry me today? Zhu Yingtai: YES. I DO! Butler: Master, you come up too! Ma Wencai: (Watching Zhu Yingtai singing "Do You Know I'm Waiting for You?" affectionately) I like you inexplicably deep Falling in love with you deeply Like a mouse falling in love with rice I like you for no reason Falling in love with you deeply From the day I met you Zhu Yingtai: Who are you? (Shaoxing accent) Ma Wencai: I am Yushu Linfeng, suave, talented, loved by everyone, and was selected as one of the "Top Ten Outstanding Young People in Sijiqing Township" - Ma Wencai (from the Internet celebrity novel Fat photo), that is, your upcoming, immediate, and future husband. Zhu Yingtai: Mom, I don’t want to marry him, I like Brother Liang. English mother: Silly child, relationships are one thing, marriage is another, different. Mr. Ma has an imposing appearance. Although he is a little rich, he is still a talented person. He is famous all over the country, and he is also a turtle (the image of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles). The important thing is that he has MONEY at home Zhu Yingtai : No, I will not marry unless I am Brother Liang. Ying’s father: My child, be good! (Singing "Listen to Mom") (Group waving hands) Listen to mom and don't let her get hurt I want to grow up quickly to protect her Ying’s mother: Yingtai, this time you listen to your father and mother and marry Mr. Ma! Ying’s father: Let’s go. My daughter belongs to Mr. Ma. There’s nothing to do without you. Just stay where you can to cool off! Someone comes and coaxes Liang Shanbo away. (Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo are reluctant to let go) Liang Shanbo: Yingtai. . . Since we are not destined for each other in this life, I hope we will be together in the next life! Zhu Yingtai: (Singing "Thousands of Miles Away") I will send you away thousands of miles away, your silent black and white Perhaps the age of silence should not be too far away Love Liang Shanbo: Look if you are still there after I leave the end of the world Where the sound of the piano comes from is hard to guess, life and death will take a lifetime to wait Act 5 Voice-over: Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai have been drinking to drown their sorrows after they broke up. Finally one day... Liang: Yingtai, you just married Ma Wencai, I still It's better to die with a piece of tofu! (Staggering) A and B: I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to go this way, I will leave the money to buy it. (Two people jumped out) Liang: Who are you two? ! A and B: You don’t know either of us? A: To prevent the world from being destroyed B: To protect the peace of the world A and B: We are the green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, and the old cow in the waist , the dragon's head is on the chest, blocking people kills people, blocking Buddhas kills Buddhas! Everyone in the arena would be frightened when we shouted our names, and they would be so scared that they wouldn't even dare to fart. Liang: Are you both male and female? A and B: It’s Shuang Xia A: What, my dear friend, I heard that you want to commit suicide? Liang: Ah ah ah, no, no, I just want to find a piece of tofu to play with, nothing special B: Are you looking for death? Tofu is not good, come here, I will recommend you a good thing A and B: This is the first strange poison known as 'a day of laughter and madness' Liang: Is it the legendary one? 'One day to lose one's life' and 'Half-step epilepsy with a smile'? A: Boy, you have a good vision, yes, but this is a super enhanced version B: "One Day Death Powder" uses seven different poisonous insects, plus Hedinghong, refined for 7749 days, is colorless and odorless, killing people without a trace A: "Smiling Banbu Dian" is made from honey, Sichuan clams, Platycodon grandiflorum, and added It is formulated with Tianshan Snow Lotus, does not require refrigeration, and has no preservatives. In addition to being highly toxic, it also tastes delicious. B: People who eat our "One Day Death Powder" will lose all their martial arts within one day, their muscles and veins will flow backwards, they will have random thoughts, and become possessed, and eventually their blood vessels will burst and die. A: That’s right! Friends who have eaten "Half-step with a smile", as the name suggests, must not walk half a step or smile, otherwise their whole body will explode and die. It’s really a home trip... B: Kill and silence... A and B: (in unison) A must-have medicine! A: And our enhanced version with two effects in one is especially suitable for people like you who are eager to commit suicide Liang: Actually, I don’t want to... p> B: Eat it (forcibly give it to Liang to eat)... Why is there so much nonsense in seeking death Narration: So Liang Shanbo died like this Zhu Yingtai: Brother Liang! You died so miserably~ (crying on the grave) Voiceover: Hey, wrong, wrong, that is the grave of US President Bush! Over there is the grave of your Brother Liang... … Zhu Yingtai: I told you earlier, you wasted my feelings! (Crying, singing the tune of "Little Baicai") Liang Shanbo, life is so hard, how can you bear to leave me~Brother Liang ~ Voice-over: At this time, there was a sudden thunder in the sky, and a bolt of lightning split open Liang Shanbo's grave. (Liang Shanbo stood up) Zhu Yingtai: Ah~Brother Liang~ Liang Shanbo: Yingtai~ (The two hugged each other and sang Liang "Endless Love", and then sang "Happy Flowers and Full Moon") (At this time, the dean and classmates came forward to bless) Everyone: Congratulations, the lovers finally got married~ Liang Shanbo & Zhu Yingtai: We rejoice together, come, come, eat sweets... Zhu Yingtai: By the way, why are you still dead, Brother Liang? Liang: Ah. ?I don’t know Ma: Liang Shanbo, since you are not dead, I will help you both Liang, Zhu: Thank you (can laugh) Ma: But! (Mysterious) I have two requests Liang, Zhu: Say Ma: First of all, for the sake of my family’s honor, I will declare to the public that you two died in love< /p> Liang: That’s okay Ma: Secondly~ You have to return my 3 million to me. This money is very important to me. I found the Shit Village Dong Shi is more charming and has personality, I like it~ Dong Shi: Death, you are talking about someone else (gentle) Ma: Xiao Dongdong, you are here ~ Dong Shi, Ma: mua~ (two people kissing each other) Ma: Xiao Dongdong, my 3 million will be settled soon, and I will marry you after it is settled. You... Dong Shi: What 3 million? Please explain it clearly to me! (The expression on his face suddenly turned ferocious, and he twisted Ma’s ears to get off the stage) Ma: Oh yo yo, it hurts ~ Xiaodongdong, you are so hot (with a look of admiration) Narration: A male and female hero in the Maldives A: When do you think that boy will wake up? B: Let’s do it now, the effect of the medicine has expired A: Do you think others will say that the two of us are making fake products? (Everyone : Combat counterfeiting) B: No, the two of us are telling white lies. Saving a life is better than making a seven-level pagoda A: Let’s take that boy Wouldn’t it be too much money to come to the Maldives? B: I didn’t expect that guy to be quite rich. There’s nothing wrong with us chivalrous and righteous people enjoying it once in a while. You see, even the people in the world Everyone admired us and shunned us (Everyone: We are obviously notorious) Narration: So the princess and the prince lived a happy life Everyone: Everything ～Cliché Zhu: Liang Shanbo, stop here. Didn’t you say you have a family heirloom? What about that thing? Liang: It is true, but... Zhu: But what is it? If you can’t find it, don’t even think about having a good life (END )