Brain teaser is a very interesting language game. Below is what I compiled, I hope you all like it.

1:

1. A Taiwanese went to Hawaii on vacation and drowned on the beach. He shouted for help, but no one listened to him. Why? ——Answer: No one understands Chinese

2. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets indoors. But he saw a man who took off his hat obediently. Who was that man? ——Answer: Barber

3. When a blind man was about to reach the edge of the cliff, he suddenly turned around. Turning his head back, why? ——Answer: Because he is only blind in one eye

4. How to buy eggs so as not to buy eggs with chicks already hatched inside? —— Answer: Buy duck eggs

5. Please tell me, how long can a person live? - Answer: Of course, live until death

6. Which family has the largest number? - Answer : Country

7. Xiao Ming’s father only served as an official once, and only for a few days.

But because he became an official, he had to dig out his pocket every day. What kind of official was he? ——Answer: Bridegroom Official

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9. A man whose marriage is broken has a knife on the table. What is he going to do? ——Answer: Learn to cook by himself

10. Valentine's card, birthday card, big and small Small card, which card should be sent to a woman to win her favor the most? ——Answer: Credit card

11. Dad promised Hansen that as long as he passed the exam, he would be rewarded with 10 yuan, but Why did Hansen still fail? ——Answer: To save money for his father

12. Xiaohua, who was 168 cm tall, came back from a baseball game one day and was 170 cm tall. Why? ——Answer : Because he was hit and grew a two-centimeter bag

13. Someone has the capacity to drink a dozen sorghums, but tonight he only drank half a bottle of beer before getting drunk. Why? — — Answer: He just drank a dozen sorghums not long ago

14. Why is my mother so happy when my father lost something? — Answer: He lost his bad habit

15 . Why did a strong duck drown in the river? —— Answer: He committed suicide out of imagination

16. May I ask you, what dog can’t bark? —— Answer: Hot dog

17. Two fathers and one son live in the same room, but the three of them have nine hands in total. Why? - Answer: Three generations of grandparents are pickpockets

18. What should I pay attention to during the exam? - — Answer: Invigilator

19. Where has the fewest Buddha statues? — Answer: In the south, there is Amitabha Buddha

20. Two fat men hugging [a city]? — Answer: Hefei

Two:

1. How could the plane break when it hit a big tree? ——Answer: It was a paper plane

2. The legend is There were ten suns on the earth in ancient times, but why is there only one left now? - Answer: Because the nine suns were used by Qi Qin to write songs

3. There is a monkey squatting on a telephone pole by the roadside. , the driver Xiao Li stopped the car immediately when he saw it, and asked why——Answer: He used the monkey *** as a red light

4. The house is dirty and messy, how can I get rid of it in the shortest time? Clean it up? ——Answer: Close your eyes and keep out of sight.

5. Lao Wang is an alcoholic. One day he went to see a doctor. The doctor warned him not to drink more than 4 drinks at a time. Why was Lao Wang still not afraid? , drank 8 cups at one time? ——Answer: Because he went to the doctor twice in a row

6. The teacher and the pastor have one thing in common, do you know what it is? ——Answer: They both have the same ability. How long does it take for people to sleep

7. In what kind of competition, the winner does not get a prize, but the loser does get a prize? ——Answer: punching and drinking

8. During the clothing and grooming inspection, It’s clear that I have my hair cut, but why doesn’t the instructor believe it? ——Answer: When a scholar meets a soldier, it’s hard to explain “reasonable”

9. During a power outage, why can we light candles and watch TV? ——Answer: Watch I can’t watch TV programs, but I can watch TV

10. I don’t know Qinggong, but if I put one foot on an egg, the egg won’t break. Why? ——Answer: The other foot Standing on the ground

11. 4+4+4+4 guess a fruit——Answer: 16, pomegranate

12. Why was Grandpa Li robbed of 100,000 yuan by gangsters? Afterwards, instead of feeling distressed, he laughed out loud? - Answer: Because the gangster was played by his grandson in kindergarten

13. The spinster, who was always punctual, was found to have been raped by a man on her way to work. Following her, she was secretly shocked, but when she rushed to the office, she was unexpectedly late. Why? ——Answer: Because the stalker walked too slowly

14. Why are the rabbit’s eyes red? ? ——Answer: Because he outperformed the turtle crying red

15. Which place in China has the cheapest things? ——Answer: Guizhou

16. How do you distinguish between southeast and northwest? ——Answer: Very simple, Gaton number

17. Under what circumstances will your hands and mouth keep moving? ——Answer: If you can’t swim, jump into the water

18. Where are most people born? ——Answer: The delivery bed

19. Why do modern people like it more and more? Picking your ears? ——Answer: There are more and more people who swear.

20. When you pinch your nose, what can’t you see? ——Answer: Of course you Your own nose

Three:

1. In the tortoise and the hare race, the tortoise always wins. Which project should the hare persist in to win over the tortoise? ——Answer: Sit-up< /p>

2. What is the most fearful thing that a celebrity will encounter when going out to public places? ——Answer: No one will ask for his autograph

3. Add one stroke to the word "only" and it becomes What is the word for it? ——Answer: Put the word "only" first

4. You can't speak for a year and a half. What were you doing during this time? ——Answer: Newly born Crying

5. What is the biggest regret in the life of a giant panda? ——Answer: No color photos

6. What can a coward eat to make him brave? ——Answer: Dog courage, How courageous a dog is

7. Why is there a hole in the socks I just bought? ——Answer: The sock opening

8. The meaning of rest is to go a further distance, then What is the purpose of taking a make-up exam? ——Answer: To study more books

9. What is the terminal disease of the eagle? ——Answer: Fear of heights

10. Oversleeping in the morning What will you do if you find out that the alarm clock didn’t go off? ——Answer: Wake up by calling the alarm clock