The little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry, not that "More"

"That's it." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.

The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there are still none."

"That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.

On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

The boss said happily: "Yes. Yes, we have a hundred buns today!"

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I will buy two!"

There is a little one! The white rabbit ran happily in the forest.

On the road it met a giraffe who was curling up.

The little white rabbit said to the giraffe: "Giraffe, giraffe, Why would you do something to hurt yourself?

Look how beautiful this forest is, let’s run in nature together!"

Look at the giraffe**** Smoke, look at the little white rabbit, so they threw the **** cigarette behind them,

Following the little white rabbit running in the forest.

Later they met a man who was walking. The elephant who was about to take cocaine,

The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?

Look at this How beautiful this forest is, let’s run in nature together!"

The elephant looked at the cocaine and the little white rabbit, then threw the cocaine behind him,

Following the little white rabbit and the giraffe running in the forest.

Later they met a lion who was preparing to fight.

The little white rabbit Say to the lion: "Lion, lion, why do you do things that hurt yourself?

Look how beautiful this forest is, let us run in nature together!"

The lion looked at the syringe and then at the little white rabbit, then threw the syringe behind him,

rushed over and beat the little white rabbit hard.

The elephant The giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the little white rabbit?

It is so kind, caring about our health and letting us get closer to nature."

The lion was angry Said: "This bastard rabbit drags me around every time he takes ******."

He runs around in the forest like an idiot."

On the first day, the little boy White Rabbit went fishing by the river, but didn't catch anything and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn’t catch anything and went home.

On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

If you dare to use nonsense again, If you use a radish as bait, I will crush you to death!

In order to test the strength of the United States, Hong Kong, and mainland China, the United Nations placed three rabbits in three forests.

Look at the three countries. Who will find the rabbit first?

In front of the first forest is the American army. They first spent a full half day meeting to formulate a battle plan and strictly divided the work, and then sent special forces

The troops quickly entered the forest to conduct a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away, and the mission failed!

Then it was the turn of the Hong Kong ****, and they sent a hundred Multiple people and dozens of police cars lined up outside the forest, with the leader using a loudspeaker to shout: "Rabbit, rabbit, you have been surrounded, come out and surrender..." "Half a day passed, but there was no movement

. The Flying Tigers entered the forest and searched again, but found no results. The mission failed!

Finally, there were only four Chinese ****. After playing mahjong for a day, one person entered the forest at dusk with a baton. Within five minutes, he heard the screams of animals coming from the forest. The Chinese **** said that one person was smoking a cigarette. Someone burst out laughing.

A bear with a bruised nose and swollen face was dragged behind him. The bear was dying and said: "Stop fighting, I am just a rabbit...

.. "

The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the big bad wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers

and said "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly.

The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat, and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up and gave the little white rabbit two more

A big mouth, said "I let you wear a hat."

Rabbit was depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger.

After explaining the situation, Tiger said, "Okay, I understand, I will handle this matter, you have to believe ****." That same day, the tiger found his buddy the big bad wolf. "It's not right for you to do this. It's making it difficult for me." After saying that, he wiped the cigarette ashes falling on the table: "Do you think this is okay? You can say, Tutu, come here. , find me a piece of meat

She asked for a fat one, and you said you wanted a thin one. She asked for a thin one, and you said you wanted a fat one. Then you can beat her.

Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come here and find me a woman. You said you like slim ones. Slender, you said you like plump ones, you can beat her properly and forcefully."

The gray wolf nodded frequently and clapped his hands, and his respect for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was overheard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I feel this hatred in my heart.

The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence, the big bad wolf came towards him. The Big Bad Wolf said: "Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat." Rabbit said: "Then, do you want to be fat or thin?" The Big Bad Wolf said After listening

I felt a sinking feeling in my heart, and then felt happy again. I said to myself, fortunately, there is Plan B. He then said: "Tutu, Mali'er, find me a woman." Tutu asked: "Then, do you like plump ones or slim ones?" The Big Bad Wolf was silent. 2

After 2 seconds, he raised his hand and gave Tutu two big-eared posts even harder. "Damn, I asked you not to wear a hat."

The bear and the rabbit pooped in the forest. When it was over, the bear asked the rabbit, "Did you shed your fur?" The rabbit said, "No~"

So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his butt.

A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit must be very strong),

Then he ran away, and the wolf chased him angrily,

The rabbit Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up,

he sat down under a tree,

put on his sunglasses, read a newspaper,

pretending that nothing happened. It never happened.

At this time, the wolf ran over and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree.

asked: "Did you see a rabbit running past?"

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The rabbit replied: "Is it a rabbit that molested the wolf?"

The wolf shouted: "No way! It was in the newspaper so quickly!!!"

One day a little white rabbit came to a store and asked the boss: "Boss, are there any carrots?"

The boss shook his head: "No."

Little White Rabbit After hearing this, he ran away with a "swish".

The next day the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?"

The boss shook his head angrily: "No."

After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?"

The boss shouted angrily: "No, no! If you ask me again, I will Use pliers to pull out your teeth!"

The little white rabbit ran away after hearing this.

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly: "Boss, do you have any pliers?"

The boss said: "No."

The little white rabbit then asked: "Are there any carrots?"

I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to the store and asked the boss: "Boss, are there any carrots?"

The boss shook his head angrily: "No."

The little black rabbit ran away after hearing this.

The next day the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?"

The boss was very angry: "No! If you ask again, I will use pliers." Pull out your teeth!"

The little black rabbit ran away after hearing this.

On the third day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly: "Boss, do you have pliers?"

The boss said angrily: "No."

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The little black rabbit then asked: "Are there any carrots?"

The boss was angry, caught the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer, and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth. .

On the fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely: "Boss, is there any carrot juice?"

The giraffe said: "Little rabbit, really I hope you can know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what delicious food I eat, it will pass through my long neck slowly, and the delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "

The rabbit looked at him expressionlessly.

"And, in the summer, rabbit, the cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is so delicious. It's great to have a long neck! Rabbit, Can you imagine? "

The rabbit said slowly: "Have you ever vomited? "

One day, the kangaroo was driving around on the country road and suddenly saw the little white rabbit. On the road ****, his ears and body were almost completely lying on the ground as if listening to something...

So... the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously: " Little White Rabbit, what are you listening to?"

"A large truck passed by here half an hour ago..."

"Wow...so awesome! How did you know? .."

"What the fuck! That's how my neck and legs were broken..."

The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly encountered an Like an elephant, the ant quickly dug into the soil and stretched out a leg.

The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing?

The ant quietly said to it:

Shh... don't make any sound, look at me Trip and somersault...

One day the rabbit was writing in front of a cave. A wolf came over and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?"

The rabbit replied: "I'm writing a paper."

The wolf asked again: "What topic?"

The rabbit replied: "I'm writing about how the rabbit ate the wolf."

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The wolf laughed loudly and expressed disbelief.

The rabbit said: "Follow me." After taking it into the cave, the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. At this time

Another fox came and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?"

The rabbit replied: "I am writing a paper."

The fox asked: "What topic?"

The rabbit replied: "How did the rabbit eat a fox."

The fox laughed after hearing this, Express disbelief.

The rabbit said: "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit walked out of the cave alone

Continue to write his paper.

At this time, a lion was sitting on a pile of white bones in the cave, picking his teeth, and reading the rabbit's paper: A

The ability of animals is not about looking at it. How powerful it is depends on who is the boss behind it!

In a mental hospital, one day the director wanted to see how the three mental patients were recovering, so he put a little white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on top of the little white rabbit, holding the two ears of the little white rabbit.

He shouted "Drive". The dean shook his head; the second man turned his back to The little white rabbit patted its butt and said "Chasing it", the dean sighed; the third one squatted there and touched the little white rabbit, the dean said After reading it,

nodded with satisfaction, and only heard him say: "Small model, let you go 300 meters, wait until I clean the car before chasing you!" The dean

said. fainted...

The little white rabbit and the big bear were squatting under the tree to defecate.

The big bear said to the little white rabbit: Although you little white rabbits are good-looking, they are troublesome! You can see it if you get a little dirt on it, which is quite disgusting

It’s disgusting!

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The little white rabbit said: Look what you said! Isn’t that right!

The big bear said: Isn’t it! The big bear said as he picked up the little white rabbit and wiped it for himself The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot.

A spirit came out of the pot and said it could grant them three wishes each.

The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish came true.

The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish also came true.

The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish came true again.

The little white rabbit said, give it a bicycle. Its wish came true again.

The bear said, turn all the other bears in the world into bitch bears!

The little white rabbit got on the bicycle and said while running, turn this bear into a *** ***......

Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom

The two older ones asked the younger ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together

The younger ones The two older ones said I won’t go and you’ll eat my mushrooms after I leave

The two older ones said no, so don’t worry and go ahead, so the little white rabbit went~~~

Half a year has passed and the little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet. One big one said it won’t come back and we have to eat it

The other big one said wait a little longer~~~

One year The little white rabbit has passed and the little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet. The two big ones agreed that we shouldn’t wait and let’s eat.

At this moment, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to it and said angrily: Look! I just I know you want to eat my mushrooms